The Goat and Tricycle edition

eva6's sweaty body

fishtank is arse
evas got no taste

>>81483127
nice cave! ...but who's that hiding over there?!

eva6's sweaty fanny on my face and mouth

>>81483854 (OP)
Converting to Islam lids

Eva is fucking Crossmong and I'm sick of pretending it's not.

>>81483871
I have a sneaking suspicion she'll end up sounding more like Billy Connolly...

Phwoar, what a lovely tuppence!

>>81483878
i sleep with underwear on

>>81483906
You'll soon be sleeping with my dick up your arse. LOL!

Munching on Eva's carpet

>>81483889
They talk exactly the same. It's not about spelling and grammar. Once you see it it's obvious.

>>81483906
girls do this because of vaginal discharge but the virgins here wont know about all that x

>>81483854 (OP)
>Be me
>Spaff off
>Cummies all over de tummie
>Fall asleep for daytime NEETnap
>Wake up with dried cummies on de tummies freshly cooked by the heat
>Go for a wizza without cleaning it
Just another day in the life ey lids?

Mums looser boyfriend is coming over for dinner tomorrow. Grim. He is living in a house with his dole dosser sister and her spacker son who have no food, no electric, no heating and internet because they are that broke. Mum has to go and pick him up and drop him off home like a little boy. Absolutely embarrassing. My mum knows how to pick out looser boyfriends she finds on Facebook marketplace. What is she doing dating bum like that. Ridiculous.

>>81483941
Limited dating choices when your son is a spastic desu

I'm sure he leaves the crossdressing and self confessed AGP to the privacy of his own boxroom, he would never larp as a woman online

>>81483854 (OP)
Drisha didn't like it here

>Awful food, manager and staff are extremely rude and hygiene is poor, disgusting behaviour felt really sad from the service and food. When the waitress came over with our food, she dropped our food on the table and didn't even apologise and offer to replace just said the tables are clean...which they clearly weren't, she expected us to have the potatoes from the table saying the tables are clean. And we asked for a glass of water and she only bought one glass and there was two of us who needed water. They made us feel uncomfortable after that and the whole attitude and vibe from staff was disgusting. Manager is a disgusting person who is rude to his customers. Never ever going again wouldn't not recommend. Yorkshire pudding was burnt as well I don't know how they're still in business!!

https://www.google.com/search?si=AMgyJEuzsz2NflaaWzrzdpjxXXRaJ2hfdMsbe_mSWso6src8s-IqNw9YEbYPexIJs9wIaO-Wy1YDY97pkm95yqlEt0CG_wbFvsjUISXGiBuHbew3BXykAEBrh7PI3ie5s2YT28ICsRxae2hQSxU9Aw4jvFH771rPvg%3D%3D&q=The+Goat+and+Tricycle+Reviews&dpr=2

>>81483941
Prove superiority by sucking his cock anon, it's the only way

>>81483941
do you reckon he nuts in her raw? bet if shes post menopause he does, filthy loser bf spunk all over yer mums minge. Grim. Glad my parents never divorced.

eva6 isn't crossy, if you've been paying enough attention it's obvious

>>81483941
>looser

Alri Blad. Why you not using your trip mate?

>>81483941
No food
No electric on the meter
No beers in the fridge
No bills paid
It NOT lush

>>81483972
I regularly watch

>>81483973
trip on eva6

>>81483975
Not sure mate. Got a bit bored of it.

>>81483973
You're stuck in the denial stage lad, good luck

>>81483996
typing stick

>>81483984
Mums making a homemade meat and potato pie. It will probably be the first home cooked meal he has had in months.

Garn war with Iran and Russia

Fuck the lot x

>my made up egf is real she's real she's real!!!
Sad this

>>81483996
You are one of the top /britfeel/ dollies now. You need to have the trip on

>>81484009
i super hope it getds nbtetter for you blad youre like a cool guy and divorce is bad
badblad

>>81484011
Will Steve be going to war with you too?

My innocent egf who talks exactly like a troon getting his agp rocks off and easily 50% of "her" posts are sex drivel

>>81483964
Simply don't care about the opinions of low IQ Karens. Simple as.

Did someone say dollies?

>>81483941
Crackhouse dwellers crushing MILF pussy while I'm on 2863 days with no sex.
Starmer's Britain.

>>81484002
Its more of a reset stick for old consoles. I dont need a 5 ft bamboo pole for typing stuff out on the internet.

Sean's brains being blown out in a muddy Ukranian ditch

>>81484026
talks about her fantasies, lezzing off with other girls, and her puffy nipples BUT she doesn't want to sexualise her self by posting a picture of her hand. Hmm

>>81484015
Fine I will put it back on just for you.

>>81484053
There's a good dolly *pats head*

Many lads itt with st*pdad troubles

not saying eva isnt a man but its not crossy

St*pdad from Facebook Marketplace

Why did crossy's mum stop posting with her trip on?

We all dolly in life x

britfeel dollies having their guts splayed out as they fade into black on the outskirts of a Ukrainian village courtesy of some vatnik teenager controlling an argos tier drone strapped with explosives 2 miles away

>>81484009
That won't be the only meat and potato pie he has this evening if you catch my drift.

Corr need to get a father's day gift tomorrow.

Any suggestions lads?

Why are we tripmongs called Dollies?

>>81484089
Big black dildo, perhaps

The trip said crossmammy, so that's who was posting. See the trip says eva so that's who's posting. That's how the internet works mate.

Get able bodied spackers off to Israel to help them fight Iran. It'll give them some purpose and cut the welfare bill so there's more for migrants. No brainer.

>>81484082
He just sits there on the sofa watching star wars on Disney plus.

Mums loser boyfriend is coming over for dinner tomorrow. Grim. He is living in a house with his dole dosser sister and her spacker son who have no food, no electric, no heating and internet because they are that broke. Mum has to go and pick him up and drop him off home like a little boy. Absolutely embarrassing. My mum knows how to pick out looser boyfriends she finds on Facebook marketplace. What is she doing dating bum like that. Ridiculous.

>>81484102
>watching star wars on Disney plus
He sounds pretty based.

>>81484040
put your games aside and ask eva out, lad

>>81484090
Dollies are a superset of tripmongs- there are dollies who aren't tripmongs, like DVDlad, threadflid, nappyposter, etc

>>81484102
hope he's watching andor

again, absolutely fantastic pair of vintage tits in outer rn

>>81484119
No idea who you are tho lad

>>81484102
Be nice lad he probably doesn't have it in his crackhouse and he's too retarded to pirate.

>>81484128
Just some mong who occasionally posts on trip x

>>81484102
Is he a big lad like you?

>>81484102
Is he a fan of Jar Jar? That's how you tell the moral compass of a man.

>>81484134
Probably the first time he has seen electricity in a few days as well. Mum gets really defensive when you mention that he is a bum.

>>81484102
Ask him post here

>>81484102
What's bbruv up to tonight?

>>81484116
And you sound like a faggot. Fuck mum tosserbf

Hate being around drunk people when sober. It really grinds my gears.

>>81484174
You not a fan of Star wars de lid?

St*pdads on tap

>>81484148
No. He is 5ft 7 and weighs about 11 stone.
>>81484170
He works in assisted living flats for adults with ADHD. So he probably knows a few posters here.

>>81483875
Brilliant edit, lad. Effortposting!

>>81484188
>assisted living flats for adults with ADHD
How is that even a thing?

>>81484188
Oh dear a manlet

>>81484173
Nothing much. Been out today and watched how to train your dragon with his best female friend and her 13 year old son.

>>81484188
he'll be balls deep in your mammy tonight

leaned too far backm in my jchair and i fell off and hit my head

>>81484188
>He works in assisted living flats
Wonder if he's ever encountered Sean

Bl*dst*d*d

>>81484211
Are you drunk lass?

>>81484211
What type of tiktoks do you make?

We all mammy's boys in life x

>he's having a multi thread melty

Mong keeps bumping the old threads.
He's livid, haha.

>>81484225
based off of my personal assessment yes but i dont know properly but i feel it
>>81484226
i dont upload anymore

>>81484117
I would need to loose 10 stone before I would ask a woman out. I used to be quite handsome in highschool. One girl told me that I was the fittest ginger she had ever seen. Not sure what that meant.

>>81484211
Why has your typing syntax dramatically changed?

>>81484155
Dont know. I will ask him tomorrow for you.

>assisted living for ADHD
absolute clown world

She hasn't posted any drinking updates lately. Sad.

>>81484244
=cannot be bothered with it as i am tired and probably tipsy

>>81484175
Hate drunk people in general. Boring mongoloids

>>81484251
Neither has SSM actually

>>81484253
Go to bed Crosslad we are sick of this LARP.

>>81484117
Don't think blad needs a gf who spends her evenings cybersexing with 30 year old incels desu

>>81484251
She's having a night in with Will. And yes, they will be having sex.

i just want crossy to post now so you all stop thinking i am him

>>81484253
You should probably log off from here then before get tricked into posting your tits or something

>>81484262
Literally every video is a drinking update though

>>81484276
Not EVERY video. He didn't drink today.

learning cannibal corpses beyond the cemetery on guitar, luv me osbdm

>>81484262
He must be busy with Helen. The hot weather probably making him smell vile.

>>81484274
Somehow doubt that is a real risk

>>81484281
Nah but his videos today repeatedly told you his drinking schedule

>over 100 posts in 30 minutes
why is britfeel so fast now? we used to have 24 hour threads not too long ago

>>81484301
spammongs on a mad one

Dolly mixture

You should be out right now lads, like everyone else. It's a bit pathetic really

Posted from my phone in spoons

>>81484291
Nasty lads doxxed our Helen. Not right.

Have you lads got thunder and lightning where you are?

>>81484270
Yeah this hot weather lately will be driving up the libidos. Bet he is loving sex night.

>>81484312
If you've ever been out on a Friday night and not realized that nearly every single one out is a mongoloid spakker, then, sorry to say, you're part of that crowd too

>>81484312
Not exactly a crowning achievement being sat in a spoons on Friday night. A bit grim actually.

>>81484288
Oh aye learn Stripped Raped and Strangled for me de lid.

>>81484320
All right Kent mong?

Spent an hour playing DayZ. Ran around some empty fields, occasionally finding the odd ban or street. Found some shit guns. Ran through some more fields. Fuck this. Dull dull game

>>81484342
Can't believe people still play that shite
Would rather play with my arse

>>81484328
I know half of that, trouble is I learn most of a song then move onto another, need to stop doing that

It's mad people are threatening Veitch. His ex Stacey is a right messed up woman. Just watched his latest video and saw the threats to life letter in his feed.

>>81484320
No it's just humid

>>81484320
Dunno lad, I'm listening to Metallica on my noise cancelling headphones

>could be in a club now
>queue up to get in
>queue up for cloakroom (ok maybe not tonight)
>barge your way through hundreds of people to the bar
>queue for a drink
>pay 15 quid for a rum and coke and 20 quid for the Sex on the Beach you order for a girl that winked at you
>didn't see girl again all night
>pretend to enjoy the music for the next 5 hours while awkwardly dancing
>can't understand a word anyone shouts in your ear
>queue up for a taxi home
nah, been there done that. glad I'm here with my /britfeel/ers

>>81484327
You just know he's on hos own too. Grim and I mean grim.

>>81484335
Yeah, should be driving back from Broadstairs tomorrow, it's been fun just to unplug for a week.

>>81484391
Where in Kent do you live, mong?

>>81484386
>could have a video of you posted to facebook (and then britfeel) of you looking like a gormless mong child trying to get served at the bar

>>81484391
Do you live anywhere near Swanscombe?

Anyone got any sure thing bets? Need a cash injection.

>>81484405
no need to bring that up again pal. can we share anecdotes without dollies coming out to play for once?

Offiemong is well overdue some bullying

my dream is to be on fishttank

>>81484419
HHL to win Mr. Nappy Sunderland.

>>81484419
I've seen a /bet/ general on /sp/ but never looked at it

my dream is to hold my whorish eva
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQOrLamT0n4

>>81484435
He works as a potwash lad. He doesn't deserve any more abuse.

Won fuck all in Euromillions again. Really thought this was going to be my night.

>>81484423
>without dollies

>>81484370
I never know what the ideal is, humid or dry, I see humidifiers and dehumidifiers on the market. I just tend to ignore it if I can. Does humidity fuck with technology?

>>81484373
CoOooOOR Hetfield on the ol' sperg cans, get in! I've never had wired ones with active noise cancelling. I've always found it nice to have when on a train or something, I could have things on a lower volumes and not fry my ears.

>>81484408
>>81484401
Around Bluewater, I used to pass through it all the time on the way to work.

>>81484419
BN knows a guy for that, 'e's solid.

>>81484450
Its mostly yanks talking about baseball

>>81484373
Nice, which album? I think my favourites are Ride the Lightning and Master of Puppets

Potwash mong taking orders from immigrants thinks elon musk will hire him for learning css

listening to portishead while making sweet sweet love to eva
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qQyUi4zfDs

>>81484472
Between 40 and 60 inside is ideal but when it's wet outside mine goes above 60... I assume it's okay because I have the windows open and so it won't get damp? Fuck knows.

>>81484419
see if ryan moore is racing

>>81484477
I was listening to Load. Listening to a bit of Sonic Syndicate now

Unemployed man makes youtube video about street sign

>>81484498
I like Load and Reload. i even quite like St Anger. I think people get too elitist about those albums.

when i look at my eva
oh, i don't know what's real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcOhXThqh_0

youuuu don't
wanna fuck with shady
>why not?
cause Shady
will fucking kill you

>>81484494
>>81484419
Ryan Moore is racing tomorrow I'm pretty sure

>>81484441
is it live on the youtube now?

Virgin man spams shitty lastfm core at other virgin man

>>81484492
I can't lie the idea of having a small monitor on my desk with things like humidity, temperature and other esoteric stats like that sounds womfy.

Seeing some big lightning flashes now! The wind's proper picked up too.

it's my first time
eva be gentle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6NuYJ0RzRg

>>81484500
I couldn't even watch all 3 minutes of it. His voice alone is cringe and the subject matter is boring

when the sun hiiiiits
eva will be waiting
with her cool things, and her heaven
hey hey

Virgin man spams shitty thread on /r9k/

just for one night
and now i miss eva
my whole life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T0BVi4U1uw

FRIDAY NITE MUTHAFUCKAZ!!!

how are we spending it?

Successful attractive sexhaver reads r9k thread on his Friday night

Virgin man reads all the spam posted in /britfeel/

>>81484531
on youtube and their website yes it is better on the website if youre on a computer and youtube for phone

>>81484565
do you have to create an account on the site?

>>81484565
How you going to be on fishtank if you won't even show us some skin?

Any of you lads use Grayjay?

>>81484572
no you do not
>>81484578
because i want to be anonymous here ergo i talk about more personal stuffSOMETIMES

>>81484580
Caught myself on youtube shorts the other night, half an hour vanished, so I vowed never to go on there again. That sort of cancer used to only be confined to tiktok, now it's everywhere.

dont bother watching fishtank its a load of shite, they sit around in a house doing nothing and do retarded challenges like count the rice. ice poseison way better x

>>81484560
On the sofa with my waptop. Few tabs, /britfeel/, /pol/, liveuamap, youtube TOONZ. Football Manager whirring in the background. Cuppa tea within reach. Yea we livin' boys.

still lowkey in awe of the vintage tits posted in outer, 10/10 ngl

>>81484606
Ice piss is a goblin, some of the old ip2 stuff was good

>>81484560
>PLAYAN
Baldur's Gate 3
>WATCHAN
Might watch some Still Game later
>LISTENAN
Was listening to early Animal Collective earlier
>EATAN
Grazing on Peanut M and Ms
>DRINKAN
Wuppas of course

>>81484617
Was it titlod on a mad one?

Anyone ever bought a travel esim for using data abroad for USA or similar? Wondering how it works exactly.

Why would anyone watch Fishtank streams?

>>81484591
Do you fancy Sam Hyde?

>>81484620
he has potential to make good stuff like the hunger game event and some of his irl trips, though hes become lazy from the kick money

Just catched 28 Days Later in my country. What did I think of it?

Thought it was pretty good.

evas petite arse

look i can't help who i fall in love with. it's a chemical reaction. i love eva and i'm not ashamed to express my love. she thinks i'm a creep. i'm a good man, i assure you. i don't necessarily deserve a chance, i understand that. i feel persecuted for something i have no control over

>>81484560
brit/pop/ night on radio, Lookner on in background & whiskey necked
cheers

Just can't believe eva6 is a girl until she give us some proof.

Virgin man listens to babbys first pitchfork core and fantasises about man pretending to be woman

eva has heavy zoomette interests and tastes, heavily chronically online zoomette coded
i believe shes a real girl

>>81484672
what should i be listening to out of curiosity?

Might drink tomorrow dee lads
It (will be) Saturday x

>>81484684
Drum and bass

>>81484682
Tiktok NPC coded

>>81484684
Garage

>>81484684
Grime

>>81484625
dunno, just a random thread it might still be there, got the pic I have and its just...phoar

sex with evas petite arse whilst listening to bladee

>>81484684
Soft rock

>>81484694
>>81484700
i'm a bleep regular

>>81484682
autistic online girl TM

I can smell eva's cunt *snifff*

For me it's Grindie

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_LS6yzFGs6Q

>>81484682
You are really thick desu, shit larps take off on britfeel because you're the average iq

its not a woman because women dont like death in june

Wifi keeps dropping out, storm's getting louder.

>>81484713
GET IN, LAD! I'm learning PureData right now.

>>81484739
tiktok women love that shit sorry to tell you mate...

for me it's sweden's eurovision entry this year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSh7U3m9KgA

>marianne faithfull: on

>>81484753
Do tiktok women spend their days on threads for 30 year old unemployed incels?

got them

All kicked off

Steve getting kicked out

Fascism x

>>81484761
What are you trying to say lad?

>>81484766
Let me guess, drinking too much? Caught with woke?

>>81484766
Steve banned from Beehive for life
Not rite

>>81484761
yes actually lots of tiktok girls came to this board over the last couple years, r9k was a popular tag on there

>>81484766
did you grass on him for playing with your willard during a nappy change? I understand that nappy changes are sacrosanct in your care home

do i have street cred with tik tok e slags if ive been on 4chan for 12 years?

>>81484775
State of you adding copes as evidence of things that will never be provided by the lad in question. Trannies have been larping as women on r9k for years as well.

tiktok e-slags furiously flicking their beans to british autists

>>81484766
As in, you kicking him out of your gaffe, or him getting evicted from the whole complex?

>>81484632
used to, not so much now
>>81484682
i am gen z
>>81484706
love bladee

staff found baggies in Steve's room.

Boyfriend just bounced a can of febreze off of my bonce.

>>81484803
Post vocaroo, not difficult

Hypochondria runs in the family. It's like a disease I have inherited. Maternal side is all messed up. Depressing thoughts. Ohhhh I'm my own soul I can figure it out. But maybe not. Maybe I'm just doomed to worry forever.

>>81484813
you on that fartberg grind de lid?

>>81484815
its ok if you think im a guy i will still act the same whether you thin i am a girl or not
i think i will stop answering questions about my body

best bladee tune? got to be my magic is strong

>>81484793
i don't think they would care lad
>you know that music people keep using? it's actually a MIDI file of the Castlevania: Symphony of the Night soundtrack, see, there's this opening scene where--, actually should i explain General MIDI first?

now learning icepick lobotomy, got the main riff down, lots of alternating picking

>>81484820
You can easily prove you're not a man, just post a 5 second vocaroo saying hi

Spackers racing to look up Bladee songs right now.

Fake Drainers.

>>81484822
as for me ive been going back to bleach a lot recntly plenty of good tunes though x

>>81484793
Nah, but if you tell them you've been on the deepweb's mumsnet site, they'll show you some clunge.

Eva's voice is either billy connolly or Tilde

>>81484820
>i think i will stop answering questions about my body
You won't. You love the attention too much.

>>81484822
these are my top tracks, but not my fav bladee tracks

>>81484846
lastfms been leaked !

voice training Glasgow

Why would "she" post "her" literal passport the first day "she" was here but won't post a simple voice clip?

>>81484820
>i think i will stop answering questions about my body
eva which karyotype groupings do you fall into?

Have a crush on eva6, but am worried it's some middle aged man now

>>81484859
how would a middle aged man know wtf bladee and sam hyde is

>>81484853
Eva6 is BN

meeting eva at the bladee tour in december x

Why would a tiktok girl turn up on a thread out of nowhere with no explanation create a trip and post her passport the same night? For a bunch of 30 year old incels? Is that normal behaviour? How does that work?

>>81484862
Eva is AI that BN is prompting.

garn shit in me nappy. x

>>81484861
my dad listens to bladee ffs

>>81484861
Everyone on 4chan knows Sam Hyde regardless of age

>>81484861
I'm middle aged and don't know who sam hyde is, but I do know he can't keep getting away with it.

>>81484864
Don't forget the two hair pics

this makes me wonder the oldest person on 4chan is

Why would a tiktok girl spend hundreds of posts talking about sex with men she's never met on a thread she's never been on before? Is that normal for tiktok girls? And everything she says is designed to be a leading question back to sex? Is that how girls talk?

>>81484880
there are 2 60 year old men on brit/pol/ under the names rabbit and elmer

>>81484880
Chika is in his mid 40s. So is Smirnoffbro

Me and eva6 rolling around in bed together

I used to not be too big a fan of Ecco but I can't lie he's got some bangers out now.

Can't lie I don't really know the guy's whose track this is but the Bladee and Ecco are still a solid team as features.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQehpVrU4-o

Goes pretty hard.

"Tiktok girl" doing her daily q&a about sex and wanking with 30 year old jobless incels

>>81484890
i used to have a crush on ecco

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SOryJvTAGs&pp=ygUKTG92ZSBTaGFjaw%3D%3D

>>81484884
Is Smirnoff dead? I used to see him as an example of what would happen to me if I didn't course correct.

A tiktok girl would post her government issued ID but she wouldn't post a 5 second voice clip. Of course.

Offie should vocaroo us a song

Didn't read the bloody post before I submitted, used "can't lie" twice like a dweeb.

It's over.

Sorry for spamming the thread.

An attention seeking female, if she could let lads hear her voice, would choose not to. She would just post her passport. Of course.

>>81484890
Absolute tripe

Ponce skulking around Gibraltar dockyard trying to get his arse eviscerated by sailors

>>81484899
Smirnoff died on boxing day 2022

This is his last post just before he died

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/71551977/#71558839

all kicking off. x
fuming. x
know where I stand. x

>>81484899
You got a fucked up tongue as well?

alright i cant keep up the larp much longer im getting fucking bored i just like to fuck with you guys

>>81484918
never knew him and i felt sad reading this

Me and eva6 getting married

>eva6 entire persona
File under stuff that makes perfect sense and definitely happens all the time

>>81484923
>i just like to fuck with guys
Gay.

>>81484923
no trip

>>81484920
No but when does a piss bottle become a pissbucket? Had to cut the piss bottles right down, I can go for a regular wiss at night without fear of falling over and waking up my mum. Cut pissjugs right out, I did.

>>81484918
I hope he saught help but that's probably what happened.

>>81484867
I have absolutely no doubt of this btw

>>81484918
literally not dead, js takin it easy

State of the mongs who fall for this

I can't do any photos cos it's been nicked by a German

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2w1Q8ZkXZ1Q&pp=ygUiYXp0ZWMgY2FtZXJhIHNvbWV3aGVyZSBpbiBteSBoZWFydA%3D%3D

Play a song for us Offie x

The place where you go to take your dog a walk and that, or you might go there on a Sunday. People, sort of, might taste that area.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u10dNm9mGxk&pp=ygUKQWxleCBQYXJrcw%3D%3D

how did smirnoff get vodka in his trip? coincidence?

>>81484978
Yeah, weird coincidence

Play us a song, you're the offiemong, play us a song tonight

>>81484957
We're just playing along, mate. Crosslad is very sensitive.

>he doesn't customise his header

>>81484957
No proof eva6 is a fella in a frock

>>81484971
Nah lad, maybe off a shitty bleep bloop thing when I'm done.

>>81484982
heh.

Haven't seen guitarlad post for a long time

funny how crossy and eva never post at the same time, and how he's never mentioned he, fascinating

Crossy prancing around his boxroom in mammys knickers and heels

>>81485001
You missed him the other day.

>>81484991
i'm a brainlet lad I only use the filter

I'm saving that money to buy condoms.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8AHCfZTRGiI&pp=ygUXam9obm55IGNhc2ggaHVydCBseXJpY3M%3D

somehow got shit under the seat
sloppy x

>>81485013
i shit myself today

>>81485002
Reckon they are the same poster?

When you're making bread, add a bit of color for a change.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-fWDrZSiZs&pp=ygUPZGlkbyB3aGl0ZSBmbGFn

Grown man. Drunk man. Perhaps on codeine. Wearing mammy's red thong.

>>81485012
On 4chinX? I am also branlet tier. I just wondered if something would work, and it bloddy well did.
I had help setting it up, but the header stuff I thunked of myself.

2nd wave of missing hitting Tel Aviv

https://x.com/aydinlikyolx/status/1933654535270248663

>>81485042
you can add catalog links to the header
i added britfeel up there

>>81485013
>to buy condoms.

If you put that many in the post I'm surprised I didn't receive one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qm8PH4xAss

using soundforge when i was 15 because i wanted to be the next burial

The director of '28 Days Later' is shouting about sleeping outside.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4eMyOzD9UI

>>81485049
Whaa? I've still got to get to grips with it, and try and figure out some css stuff, I'm going to learn how to change the font. I think, or hope, I'm not misremembering, but years ago, I went on infinitychins, and they had a brick theme, looked cool, or I imagined something cool, I want to try something like that.

>>81484991
This is the sort of thing Lollers does.

IT WENT DOWN DOWN DOWN AND MY NAPPY GOT WETTER
AND IT SMELLS SMELLS SMELLS
MY RINGS ON FIRE
THE SMELL IS DIRE

When is 4chan going down for us? Next week?

>>81485103
Enjoyed this song lad

>>81485102
This is the sort of thing you do
waa waa he beat me in a poll

>>81485114
Alri Pollers la

>>81485112
2 more Ofcom investigations

>>81485118
Damn jun, ya got me.

eva broke my heart

me on the right
needy gf who i hate on the left

>>81485112
Hopefully tomorrow, this website is shit, we'd all be better off without it

>>81485114
Who are you even implying he is?

I don't even care if eva is a fella

>>81485149
Truest thing ever said here tbqh de latte.

might go for a night walk.

>>81485153
Leave if you're unhappy. You won't though, because you are completely brain dead.

>>81485150
He's the one that gets upset whenever the poll is mentioned.

>>81485161
Prick I was agreeing with you what the fuck why would you do this why are you so rude oh my days you have done me in.

>>81485151
She probably won't look like that though

Probably more like SSM

>>81485164
You said he got beat in a poll though. So he's somebody else on the poll. Who?

>>81485172
>Who?
Your mum

Kung fu

Listen, mong

Justice for Steve

>>81485192
Accept your concession Pollers

Release Steve without hesitation or delay

>>81485172
Ah yeah. I should have said waa waa you won a poll and I don't like it. Sorry about that, I fucked up.

>>81485218
You can see in the pic that Titlod won though?

already miss my eva

>>81485218
Yes, but images can be deceiving.

33 votes is more than 24 votes, I think. Not sure where the controversy is coming from.

>>81485229
Didn't link you, or attach an image. Properly fucking up tonight. Maybe I should NOPE out of the thread for the night.

Remember when Page 3 was a thing. Oh aye.

>>81485258
You're making things a bit convoluted lad, I'm just telling you what I see in the pic.

>>81485261
And sunday sport. Used to have a mate at school with a paper round, and there was a fella on his street that always got the sunday sport, phwoar.

>>81485266
I know, sorry anon. I'll be off to bed now.

>>81485273
Nuts and Zoo too. Nothing like that anymore. Went down the magazine isle in Asda and it was all shite.

is it can be night walk tiem nao?

yes! see yous in 30+ minutes.

Arse shagging Crossy, really giving it to the little bastard

>>81485366
Calm down Ebin

>>81485169
You were agreeing with me (I said this website is shit) - someone else made the post saying "leave if you're unhappy"

Crossy needs a father figure

Reckon I probably could do Snowdon desu

Eva6 needs a boyfriend

>>81485404
No men here can offer her anything as they are all unemployed

Just fucked off me smackhead mare fumimg me x

>>81485273
Found one of them in a skip when I was a teenager.

>>81485406
Come on lad you say this so often, you'll unblock him in a week. I hope you don't but you probably will x

>>81485406
Get a wag in lad. It Saturday x

Brought home two bottles of Malvern spring water from the fountain x

doing ok, making good progress with my project, but sometimes i just get real miserable and want to fcking kms

Jammers new video about retro games

We work more now than any time in history

>>81485473
what kind of project

>>81485514
Most of us here don't.

>>81485555
>Most of us here don't.
fuckin checked

On that grind again.

>>81485473
Yeah, I wanna know too!

>>81485366
Scottish NEETussy needs tender loving

Me? Won't work for anything less than one shag a day.

Lmfao fuck Steve


Plug just texted me x

Get the bags in x

>>81485664
Why fuck Steve lad

>>81485535
>>81485601
code kind

4 pints and a bag of talcum powder oh aye

>>81485664
>Get the bags in x

HHL deciding to use the coke as nappy powder to avoid a rash

>>81485679
COR What kinda thing you codin'?

>>81485677
Steve didn't like it when welper laid a big old turd in his nappy. Uncle steve has a strict no messing policy.

Steve knows too much about flamingo land. He had to go.

>>81485716
It's not Uncle Steve's policy. Uncle Steve puts on the Sunderland Baby Club in the room above the Beehive. The "no messy nappies" is the venue's policy. Uncle Steve would change it if he could. He's tried. Oh god, how he's tried! But they just won't allow it.

Steve knows the score about mischief mansion. Oh aye.

Has Steve seen THAT video?

>>81485715
i dont want to post about it here. hopefully ill feel better tomorrow

It's fucking over x

Plug not answering.

Full Scale Iranian collapse x

>>81485756
Steve was the taxi driver getting the blowjob in THAT video

>>81485806
Was HHL the one giving the blowjob? That puts the whole THAT video thing into perspective.

God it gives me the creeps to think about THAT video. 2 minutes and 36 seconds that will change how you sleep for the rest of your life.

Nobody knows who filmed it. Nobody knows the lad's name. They just know that it happened in a taxi, late, somewhere near Roker. The taxi driver doesn't say a word. He just keeps looking ahead.

HHL has seen it dozens of times. He said it's not the blowjob that turns him on. It's the way the lad smiles afterwards. Like he was gay and enjoyed it.

>>81485768
Damn, if you do end up feeling better. I wouldn't want the specifics just in general what are doing. Language? etc.

John Wayne was a faggot IRL but fuck me he played a good cowboy.

>>81485871
multiple, it's a complex project. i post about it somewhere else, if you're smart you'll figure it out. like i said sometimes i just become incredibly miserable, there's a few personal things bothering me right now but i cant talk about those, i'll be ok, i'll figure everything out, i have to

>>81485884
Cryptic but I hope to see you back in better spirits.

Why is flamingo land harbouring known nonces?

>>81485955
Heard they're renaming it to Mandingo Land and only allowing 7 ft black men with 7 inch cocks in.

Flamingo land is the epstein's island of helper's world oh aye

Just picked up three waggingtons

All kicked off just did a line there

End of an era x

HHL is the captain of a website called Welper Windl World. It is aimed at German nappymeisters. It contains a non sexual penis comparison section edited by Shippy and his mate Thumbs.

>>81486043
Enjoy the wokey sesh lad.

We're at war and you're joking around like little kids

Fuck off and grow up losers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP_ZAczJwmQ

>>81486043
Pampers status de lid?

>>81486068

Just did a fat line me. Garn have another now. Wokey dealer was sound. He didn't do me the 4 for 100 this time but then again I haven't gave him coin since April so fair play.

New bald dropped

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiCg7nRRUcA

A cautionary tale for anyone contemplating drinking 1250ml of 4% beer

>>81486072

Hahahahhahahaha so funny pal. Fuck off.

back from my nightwalk

Garn hoover up another fat line me

Smackhead has abandoned me

Fuck him

HelperLad you said there would be thunderstorms, i even went to the same place in >>81476948
no storms, just drizzled a bit ;_;

Smackhead has blocked me.

Lmao we'll see who is laughing when I turn up at his door in a few hours

Nobody escapes Helper's world

Smash these little waggingtons then garn off. I'll show him for disrespecting me x

Just dawning on me now that Helper is actually quite a dangerous person.

>>81486395
You think? Lad is a complete looper. By fay the most dangerous lad on britfeel, second only to ruthmong imho.

>>81486395

Kek I have t0 be careful what I say but god help everyone if I ever snap. Nuff said x

Ngl I got another noise complaint the other day because of my late night weltdown. They heard screaming "Heil Hitler"at like 4am lmao. I had to pretend I was watching WW2 documentaries.

Moving out of this shithole soon x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3OBsTTUsjk

Garn do another fat line now x

Smackhead has blocked me becauase I was too edgy

Got no mates left now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TWPToeLdj4

HHL collapse era

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPsTXNAA-T8&t=1s

Ngl but watching Star Wars high as a kite is a fucking experience. Kinnel. Gwarn Anakin lad.

I failed you britfeel....

I have failed you....

You are lost!

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN GENERAL

IT WAS SAID THAT YOU SOULD DESTOY THE SEETHIE SEETHERS NOT JOIN THEM

I LOVED YOU....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3OtoO5zjjU

You have allowed this Darth Seether to twist your mind until now... until now you have become the thing you swore to destroy.

>>81486590
>>81486600
How did you know Israel was gonna attack Iran? You were shitposting about it last week, No way that that a lucky guess? You in with the Israeils?

>>81485881
Is that you John Wayne is this me.

Yet another day my body has an internal alarm clock that wakes me up at 4am. It has been about 2 weeks now since I have had a full nights sleep uninterrupted.

>>81486670
Nappy on little lad

>>81486670

You want to know what |I enjoy most about briteel and 4chan in general? It's that I cam post whatever I want and everyone thinks it's just some random insane rantings of a autistic loser lmao. Like for example, I could say right now I am billions of years old, a depressed user who just wants to see wbat life's like without any advantages. A boring but not extreme life. Point in it's getting too boring so I've fucked around a bit. Went a bit mental in early in 2020. I don't don't even know what I'm trying to learn tbqh. I guess I just enjoy the lies and roleplay of it all.

My main goal for this life I suppse is to document as much as I can that's why I have folders with millions of pictures and videos.

I find this particular existence to be unique. I don't favour any sides. And I love the fakeness of it all.

Humanity's greatest stength is actually your abiliity to lie. Lying is good.

Some species I've been can't even comprehend the idea of lying.

Good on you x

Kek where the fuck is everybody?

It Saturday. Will probably have to cancel me plans later now. Done me wollocks in good and proper.

Gulf War vibes in the air. Iran launching them missiles.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pybcob6pQI

Marks sold his Samsung phone on G G G Gumtree. 190 pound cash injection my liiiiiids. He doesnt get paid until next Tuesday and the royal ascot is in a few days. Also mark just did an item count he is at 4. He never mentioned the macbook has he sold it?
https://youtu.be/6oy20IlrVj8?si=MrQeBmpENKUH1F65

Marks also been diagnosed with diabetes. Another hidden disability it is what it is. Getting ready for the PIP reforms oh aye. Mobility cars on tap with diabetes.

>>81487529
0 weeks no bookies
ryan moore bringing the idums back
lushy

BACON, BEER AND BETS
>BACON, BEER AND BETS
BACON BEET AND BETS
>BACON BEET AND BETS

Corr 7am. Finishing off that last waggington now. The plug earlier even asked where I've been lately as I haven't bought off him in ages. Just told him I was switching to UC so I was skint which is actually not far from the truth. The thing is I would have spent 100 quid later anyway on the sesh with me pisshead mate I've basically just traded that for getting high af on me own in the gaff loser style.

How nice dear

Seasiders on suicide watch along with their hero
>>>/wsg/5897416

It morning and it lush so get in there

happy to see HHL is back on the cokey wokey

>>81487981

I think the fucker has gave me ket. This doesn't feel like wokey. it's proper fucked me. Can barely do anything but stare into space but also extremely horny at the same time.

>have a terrible hangover
>take a massive poo
>hangover is gone
magic

>>81488000
Beat him up x

this is all steve's fault imo

Got fuck all done tonight due to the shitty heat

My god i really hate summer

>>81488150
worst i've had so far

Aww well tbf once I start me voluntary work next week the days of these Same Ol' Mistakes style wiss ups will be over. Gotta be responsible otherwise I'll lose me job.

>>81486456
>They heard screaming "Heil Hitler"at like 4am lmao. I had to pretend I was watching WW2 documentaries.

>>81488000
>Can barely do anything but stare into space but also extremely horny at the same time.
Secure that sproggington

Feeling mongier than usual lids, is it this heat?

Lets 'av a new thread 4 a new day
>>81488298
>>81488298
>>81488298