I wish I'd never been born. Of course now that I'm alive I'm afraid to die even though I hate being alive, because that's what my biology dictates. But I was doing just fine not being born before I eventually was. Existence is a terrible conundrum.

>>81487616 (OP)
sounds like you need to goon some more

That's why I'll never get a girl pregnant. I wouldn't wish this horror upon any unborn being.