Thread 81487978

How large is the probability that I will be allowed to adopt a little girl as an unemployed single male? I want to raise her like an anime girl basically.

>>81487978 (OP)
Are you white? Do you own house? Do you have a good paying job? Cause yes if you have those.

>>81487978 (OP)
next to zero. They know you want to fuck her.

>>81487984
>Are you white?
yes
Do you own house?
no
Do you have a good paying job?
no

>>81487987
I don't want to have sex with her. It would be more about the general experience.

>>81487978 (OP)
Adopting a white girl is almost impossible (I'm just being real) if you're a single male, even though there are like 5 jillion Russian/Ukrainian orphans. You might even have problems getting a SEA girl. I would stick to a black girl it should be easy.

>>81488038
black girls can't be anime girls

nigga im calling the police on you

>>81487978 (OP)
Next to none, pedo

>>81487978 (OP)
>Be me
>Go to Indian subreddits
>Tons of jeets asking things like "why can't I adopt blond white girl?!!!"
There is now way these guys want to adopt white girls out of the kindness of their hearts.

>>81488050
>>81488057
>>81488073
I just want to dress her up in cute dresses and then cuddle. Also she doesn't need to be blonde. I have darker hair so if her hair was brown that would be more like what a biological daughter of mine would have.

>>81487978 (OP)
If you want to pick a child to adopt, then you aren't cut out for it. You will regret this decision with every cell in your body -- even the bifidobacteria in your small intestine that are dubiously part of yourself.

Do not do this. Children are not a game. Even your perfect little angel that you imagine will become a person that will agree with me.

>>81487978 (OP)
You know, it's a lot like getting a dog. You can be a homeless piece of shit and have a kid, as long as you made it yourself. But if you want to adopt? High standards. Like, there's people out there that are such animal Nazis that they want to come and visit your house and make sure that your yard is up to their stupid ass fucking standards. And it's like, I'll just go ahead and get a brand new puppy because most of them don't give a shit, you just pay them the money and you have a brand new puppy that is going to imprint on you and is going to be so much better trained because during their juvenile stages, they acclimate to you. Adopting an older Animal whether it's a human or a dog, it's kind of fucked up. You can't truly be one with them.

>>81488087
Just cuddle with your niece , why do you need to own a girl? You weird or something?

>>81488105
Its just a fun little fantasy...

>>81488107
Sadly I will never breed in my life.

>>81488114
I would treat her like a magical girl.

>>81488119
>Sadly I will never breed in my life.
Pay for sex. It's just that simple.
>Inb4 I want a connection/someone who loves me
Bahahha you need drop those blue pill fantasies.

>>81487978 (OP)
Pedo stuff aside loser males should not be raising children

>>81488152
How do you know he's a loser, he could be a millionaire chad.

>>81488140
I was talking about making children.

>>81488152
>>81488186
I am a loser but I think I could raise a child

>>81488193
>I was talking about making children.
>Doesn't know what SEA maxxing is.
You cant help people who can't help themselves

>>81488193
>I think I could raise a child
you can't

>>81488152
losers raise children every day

>>81488254
>Raise
He's talking about fucking it, there is no "rasing". The kid would literally be in rags eating Cheetos for dinner, basically it would be his fleshlight communicating in monkey like grunts until it dies of scurvy and hunta virus from living in his nasty hoarder house.

>>81488313
That's not nice. You don't know me. Please do not assume such bad things about me.

>>81487978 (OP)
hopefully fucking zero nigga

>>81488364
Shut the fuck up you Autist, I'm normal I can run circles around you mentally, spiritually & physically. I am your superior.

>>81487978 (OP)
Haha! Never, you fucking chimo pervert. You'll never be allowed to adopt anyone. You shouldn't be trusted with a dog, FFS.

KYS, weeb incel pedo faggot.

>>81488087
Cuddle with a little girl that's not your blood? You're an absolute molesting sicko. I wish we could somehow report you just for posting this fantasy. Can you be doxxed somehow? Any hackers here that could do it? WTF

>>81488278
But they fucked them into existence. OP cannot get near a female.

>>81488387
The only person think pedo thought is you. All he says is hes wants cuddle little white girl. Nothing wrong with that own girl.

>I want to adopt a little girl and cuddle with her and put her in cute dresses and treat her like my personal barbie doll.
>No! I'm not a pedophile, don't be ridiculous!

>>81488413
Maybe I would be attracted to her but as long as I don't do anything sexual to her there's nothing illegal going on. Dressing up cute girls also isn't inherently sexual.

>>81488428
This is strange bait. Reeeaallly walking the line here. I'm not sure exactly how satirical this is anymore.

All you have to do is apply. They will say yes. Just be honest and if you're a nice guy they will let you have a little girl of your choosing. Good luck!

>>81487978 (OP)
>I want to raise her like an anime girl basically.
why?

>>81488503
>Why
For sex reasons dumbass.

>>81487978 (OP)
You'd have better chances if you were a shotacon. The system just doesn't give a fuck about boys because Jew bolshevik gynocracy.

>>81488535
It he can buy a Ukrainian teenage wife. Why does it have to be a little girl?

>>81488601
I assume the anon is American and not a European because he wouldn't even be asking this right now. I suppose given the large number of unwanted teens, one place is bound to let a single older male take one of them out of sheer necessity to get them out of the system. Teenagers are a hassle a 30's guy couldn't fucking bother with though.

It's funny how many closet pedos there are ITT projecting their degenerate fantasies onto OP.

>>81487978 (OP)
Anime is divorced from reality. You can't raise someone to be like a cartoon character

>>81487978 (OP)
>I want to raise her like an anime girl basically.
I just got done fapping to lolis in microbikinis and I think you shouldn't be allowed to adopt anyone.