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Anonymous No.81488599 [Report] >>81488607 >>81488661 >>81488682 >>81488932 >>81490339 >>81490374 >>81490406
It's draft time to die for Israel
Anonymous No.81488607 [Report] >>81488618
>>81488599 (OP)
Not happening, nothing ever happens. Go back to your boring life now
Anonymous No.81488618 [Report]
>>81488607
Catch an Iranian missile, Moshe
Anonymous No.81488636 [Report]
>economy is fucked
>eggs cost $11
>government is $30 trillion in debt
>*no one*
>lets invade Iran guise
Anonymous No.81488640 [Report] >>81488668
can i be some stupid mos like Humvee Tire Pressure Specialist
Anonymous No.81488661 [Report] >>81488664
>>81488599 (OP)
Ackshually im ineligible for the draft so suck my nuts
Anonymous No.81488664 [Report]
>>81488661
you know they can just change their mind when they think the situation is bad enough right
countries did and do it all the time
Anonymous No.81488668 [Report]
>>81488640
For my it's 25M multimedia illustrator
Anonymous No.81488682 [Report]
>>81488599 (OP)
Darn, my swastika and 1488 tattoos disqualify me for service. That sucks, I was really looking forward to getting drafted. Oh well! Better luck at the next door you knock on.
Anonymous No.81488932 [Report]
>>81488599 (OP)
Time to rile up some midwestern skeeters to get those voluntary recruitment numbers
Anonymous No.81489321 [Report] >>81490064
would a draft save chud's vision of america? they get to retvrn to tradition(america being at war), kill people of a different race, come back home and get paid etc.
Anonymous No.81490064 [Report]
>>81489321
The chuds would all get killed.
Anonymous No.81490339 [Report]
>>81488599 (OP)
How do I regrow my foreskin
Anonymous No.81490374 [Report] >>81490382
>>81488599 (OP)
Bro if I'm every drafted for another pointless war in some desert or jungle shithole then I'm fragging as many high-ranking officers as they allow me to be near.
Anonymous No.81490382 [Report]
>>81490374
that is why Trump is deporting you negroes
Anonymous No.81490406 [Report]
>>81488599 (OP)
Remember chuds you do have a gas stove. Not recommending you use it but you do have one