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Anonymous No.81488638 [Report] >>81488684 >>81488692 >>81488743 >>81488761
How do you fix a "dyke"?
who's clearly a LARPer and desperate for male validation? So, there's this girl, right? Very cute, exactly my type. But she's been fucked in the head by social media usage and made into a dyke but from examining all her posts and behavior, I can tell she's LARPing (all of them are LARPing ofc) and that she's desperate for a boyfriend. How do I turn her out gently and make her normal again? She refers to this dumb fat bitch as her "boyfriend" and constantly lusts after male anime characters. How do I push her gently out of the delusion she's in?
Anonymous No.81488684 [Report] >>81488693
>>81488638 (OP)
You know you're not an anime character, right? Why would she ever like you?
Anonymous No.81488692 [Report]
>>81488638 (OP)
You need to dominate her and make her pussy squirt.
Anonymous No.81488693 [Report] >>81488702
>>81488684
I'm not "pretty" by any stretch of the imagination but I have a full head of hair, a flat stomach, clean hairless skin and dress in the same vein as she does (le metal tomboy) except im actually a man so it doesn't look embarrassing when I do it. I just think this girl would fold easily if a man like me gave her the time of day (she is not some stunner, let it be noted) and i need a girlfriend to go to the beach with and show to my parents and then dump her a year out or so. im thinking of shooting her a follow and see if it snowballs.
Anonymous No.81488699 [Report]
also to classify we are pretty looks matched and even around the same height. she's 2cm shorter though. i just think someone as emotionally turbulant as this would be an easy catch and keep around.
Anonymous No.81488702 [Report] >>81488715
>>81488693
You're still not a handsome anime character, dumb fucking moid. She's never going to want you, get over yourself
Anonymous No.81488715 [Report]
>>81488702
Lol, of course not. But this girl is crazy dude, like she has immensely fucked up views on stuff and everything she does is a cry for help. I don't have to be a handsome anime character, i just have to be a male who shows her some interest and she'll fucking melt. I've seen it happen before. My last girlfriend was like this except she never LARPed as a dyke to cope. You could say it's fucked up for me but these girls are very loyal to you and you know what to expect with them. They're like paper tigers. Tough and independent on the outside but completely dependent and fluffy on the inside.
Anonymous No.81488730 [Report] >>81488760
Too much fantasizing about what could happen over a follow.

Shoot your shot and be playful with her but if it's a def no move on and keep trying other girls. Don't focus on crushing over one.
Anonymous No.81488743 [Report]
>>81488638 (OP)
You change her mind by raping her.
Anonymous No.81488760 [Report]
>>81488730
she just followed me back lol its been 10 minutes
Anonymous No.81488761 [Report] >>81488770
>>81488638 (OP)
imagine not respecting others autonomies, what a low trust society
imagine if there was a gay guy waiting on every corner to rape you and turn you out
fucking freak
Anonymous No.81488770 [Report] >>81488788
>>81488761
Lesbianism isn't a real thing and thus not comparable to homosexuality. Every lesbian woman has had sexual intercourse with a man in the past 7 months of her life.
Anonymous No.81488773 [Report]
hearted one of her meme share stories. this should speed things up.
Anonymous No.81488788 [Report] >>81488795
>>81488770
ok retard shut the fuck up
Anonymous No.81488795 [Report]
>>81488788
Why do you care so much if it's real or fake? Are you some kind of AGP transbian?