Chat, a second yummy cup of coffee has hit my tummy

>>81489006 (OP)
Anon your fragile heart cant take that amount of caffeine im thinking about you hurting and its making me hurt please stop.

>>81489017
It's too late to act worried, nonny. You have denied me your love and affection for so long that I don't care if my heart gives out. You could have embraced me and told me you loved me but it's too late, and now my only option is to drown my sorrows with this bitter elixir and if means that I will escape this mortal coil shortly then I see it as a win!

>>81489006 (OP)
I read cummy instead of yummy. I need to sleep

>>81489065
Maybe you need to fap?

>>81489006 (OP)
I just woke up and I'm about to drink some spiked lemonade. AUD for life baby!!

>>81489006 (OP)
>Chat
>Tummy
This isn't twitter faggot

yay

>>81489182
>This isn't twitter faggot
* X

>>81489178
Oh no that's no good, that's not a wake up drink. Puke it out!

>>81489182
Ahhh friends? Frens! Frens, a third yummy cup of yummy coffee has violently PENETRATED my gastrointestinal tract which made me squirm, ya know. Yummyly, I might add.

>>81489199
you'll never make me >:3

>>81489199
>violently PENETRATED
>squirm
You don't know what you're doing by playing around like this.

>>81489165
Maybe so.
Enjoy your cummy coffee

>>81489204
I will stick my fingers down your throat until the noxious beverage comes out nonny, I'm gonna save you! Then give you a warm cup of coffee, you'll be alright.

>>81489218
This is all very serious, I'd drink you if you were coffee! Or smelled like coffee. Or pretended to be a cup of coffee. Or recently drank some coffee.

>>81489219
I don't recall adding creamer to my coffee.

My tummy hurts now, maybe this wasn't such a good idea.

>>81490125
This is why alcohol is the superior early morning drink

>>81489006 (OP)
I dont even like coffee and i only drink it after waking up to force myself to take a shit but lately ive been wanting to drown in coffee in the afternoons instead of drinking monster energy. Its probably related to comming back to tobacco, they go well together. Im quitting tobacco and energy drinks tho, both mog my vascularity and i want to lift harder

>>81490183
Alcohol hurts even more. It's and it's an evening sleepy drink.

>>81490526
nah I love drinking alcohol 24/7/365. I fucking love AUD!!

>>81490582
Let's see your liver nonny. Show us.

>>81491346
I don't send liver pics, sorry :P

>>81491917
I'm not subscribing to your onlyfans just for one liver picture