since i'm a 27 year old virgin it's only fair to expect my gf to be a 27 year old virgin as well

>>81490417 (OP)
>expect my gf to be a 27 year old virgin
KEK

>>81490417 (OP)
Subtract 10 years of the girlfriend and it's possible
Unfortunately "fair" doesn't exist. The world is unfair so you should use unfair methods

>>81490417 (OP)
>sorry anon we actually just ran out last one was picked up about 35 minutes ago you just missed her

>>81490417 (OP)
They do exist, don't let the virgins here tell you otherwise

>>81490508
They exist. But they're rare and hard to find.

>>81490417 (OP)
>27 year old female virgin

Expect them to look like real goblins irl

>>81491802
Do 27yo virgin males also not look like goblins?

>>81490417 (OP)
Unfortunately for us, our intact brain chemistry is incompatible with the modern whore.
Our limbic system is raw, theirs is well-cooked. Sex itself for us is uncharted territory for them.
Ours is completely green, flourishing and alive, while theirs have been carpet bombed into a rubble.
>Yes, virginity is in fact in the brain