Thread 81490457

The Globe Inn edition

sex with eva6

storm passed by my hovel

fuck BN and shippy

Some sick's just come up, it over x

Who is controlling the strings?

>>81490409
>I wheeze walking up the stairs
I think we can safely discount this bollocks. Climbed 3 hills yesterday,

>>81490495
>fat mong still including his longitude and latitude with every post

>>81490495
yeah you've mentioned multiple times now lad

>>81490505
The location of the Malvern Hills are public domain, you can see them from 30 miles around

>>81490505

if anyone has actually bothered to search the coordinates you'd see its in the middle of the fucking north sea you mongs

>>81490528
put a minus in front of the one beginning '002'

Bit weird to not like catmemes, I mean c'mon, lol cats.

>>81490528
Turns out you're the mong, little lad. You need to put a - in front of the second number as its degrees west, not east. You've embarrassed yourself haven't you?

Thinking of copping a 4Chan pass lids, this captcha and cooldown timer is getting proper grating.

>>81490528
There's still time to delete this big man

>>81490531
>>81490538
aye i fucked that one right up the arse trying to be smart again haven't i?

>>81490491
>Who is controlling the strings?
that guy

>>81490528
>you'd see its in the middle of the fucking north sea you mongs
Can't be, or the speed would be measured in knots.

I run multiple characters. AMA.

>>81490545
it's alright lad, at least you've learned something today and have the humility to accept you were wrong, as opposed to coping

>>81490561
Hows the furbaby?

Autism voice discrimination is worse than racism. Just going for a date or job interview you'll be immediately judged for having tism voice.

>>81490491
The string manufacturers. Supply and demand BB.

>>81490561
What's the weather like in Glasgow?
Are you really a nappy fetishist?
What does your German wife think?
How's your furbaby?

>>81490561
Do you plan on getting married and having children any time soon?

"(((German)))" wife

Some people get really riled up at BN, he probably loves it too and you're giving him exactly what he wants

>>81490561
Have you ever accidentally gone 'off character'? Did you get away with it?

>>81490611
This isn't happening at all Shippy

>>81490622
You can see it in this very thread

Expect your conscription notice in the post soon, lads. Someone has to die in Iran

A lot of people seethe at Shippy but he just makes them look silly every time.

>>81490644
I don't think you can

A lot of people seethe at BN but he just makes them look silly every time.

Shippy is quite possibly my favourite dolly

A guy seethed so hard at Shippy recently that he ended up in Australia, via a ladyboy's arse.

Has SSM commented on the Iran situation yet

Just purchased pic related. Hope it's as entertaining as Dr. Mabuse was. Apparently this was one of Hitler's favourite films.

>>81490677
I suspect he will post a video on this very topic later

>Estate agents next door
Fuck sake, such a good neighbour as well

Is Iran as close to building a nuclear weapon as Netanyahu claims?

>>81490692
I hope niggers move in next door

>>81490491
SPACCA lad, always has been

It's a good day to revert to Islam lads

>>81490704
Enjoyed this post Ponce

>>81490697
uhhh well, picrel.

>>81490741
>Days to weeks
>Weeks
>plural

>>81490747
The original claims go back to i think 1962, that's when Isarel started lying about it, but i dont have that image anymore.

>>81490727
Thanks Shippy/BN

>>81490761
don't think it was either of us

>>81490761
You put any bets on today lad?

>>81490775
Yeah mate, had a lucky 63 with all of Ryan Moore's rides in. It not right. Two more left to go so I might win a little bit of money back money back money money money back.

Never heard of Ryan Moore until SSM
>CAM ON RYAN MOOOORE

Feel rough af me but can't sleep it's too warm so might as well head out for a bit.

on that leftover wizza de lids
getting to be a bit of a wumba

>>81490836
You know that ketamine makes you piss yourself don't you lad? They'll have to put two nappies on you if you're not careful. Oh aye.

Today is the day lads. I'm going to tell my "friend" that I'm tired of being her emotional tampon and gay male girlfriend, and she can either have me in her life as her boyfriend or not at all.

>>81490882
I'm sure that'll go brilliantly mate. Women live ultimatums.

>>81490847
if anything the UTIs PREVENT you from pissing
i bet i piss myself less often than you do

>>81490890
There's only two ways it can go and I'd be happy with both.

>>81490882
you missed your chance when this became the status quo

(fuck you for lying to her, tbqh, hope she finds better friends)

Thought i try this,seems nice i fink. Its a night time reward for going outside tho,amaway out now.

>>81490894
stop putting stuff up your willard then
>>81490882
best of luck mate, but I doubt this'll go well

4 phat arses in water

>>81490911
Just had one me self x it was alright

>>81490681
You really going to watch a five hour german silent film? Mentalist.

>>81490940
Well if it's silent it won't matter that it's german

just absolutely murdered the annoying as fuck fly that had found its way into my flat, take that you little cunt, satisfying.

>>81490906
I didn't lie to her once, faggot.
>>81490922
It will go well. Either I get a gf or I am liberated from her. Both good outcomes.

>>81490681
apparently hitler watched this over 20 times lmao

>>81490951
the original German version of The NeverEnding Story is entirely in English, BUT it does not have the Limahl theme song.

these things matter more than you might realise, lad.

i thought Hitler was meant to be all joyless, e.g. he didn't want them to have that one football match in no man's land.
but apparently he got a laugh out of The Great Dictator. good film. love the mirror bit, me.

Die Nibelungen was among Adolf Hitler's favorite films and Heinrich Hoffmann stated that he watched it with Hitler at least twenty times. Joseph Goebbels initially criticized the film in 1924 as a "typically Jewish concoction" although "the Jew knows how to direct", but later praised it as "the pinnacle of German achievement" by 1929. Hitler and Goebbels considered making a new film adaption with sound or adding sound to the Lang film, but nothing came from either idea.

Jusf been shop. In two minds whether to go to local or not. Might go for an hour and see how I feel.

>>81490528
>>81490538
>>81490545


To be fair thats not always the case for example Newcastle is positive. Just remember where Greenwich is located in London

>Longitudes west of Greenwich (e.g. the Americas) are negative numbers.

>>81491075
You should garn to bed lad you've been hitting it a bit hard lately.

whats going on with lucy letby? is she free yet?

>>81491075
You heading down Beehive de lid?

>>81491117
yeah it was all just a misunderstanding. she's free.

Still no DJ. Hope he hasn't retired from auditing

>>81491085

Yeah, I've decided not to go. Just gonna take it easy tonight. Keep meself fresh for tomorrow

>>81491182
Need a rest then during the week maybe head out once you've recovered, you'll enjoy it more. Or tomorrow evening. Pubs are womfy and quiet Sunday evening.

hair of the dog de sean, another wacket and jar and you'll be sound

Might play some more DayZ tonight. Running around completely empty fields and forests is so much fun!

Was garn head down Weehive. No point now though

>>81491182
Are your minders keeping you in tonight baby sean? Early bedtime is it?

10 miles cross country run, legs are fuckign covered in nettle stings and its horrific shant be taking those tiny little paths again i think

>>81491237
Check yourself for ticks if you were brushing up against foliage

>>81491233
Do the nappy routine. We all bored.

>>81491280
Don't shit your nappy lad, all in due time

He lead a mutiny within the care home

Sean twolling Mak in the comments. Not rite

>>81491144
>you can't film here, it's private property
>yes i can, im going to fly a drone over too
>you can't do that because of security
>yes i can
>*calls the police*
>nothing else happens

There you go lad. There's every DJ video for you

Ruth is drinking at the Swan.

>>81491316
What the fucks a wash machine doing in a pub!

looking forward to nightfall. nightwalk with this on repeat... magical
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXilShVK0fc

>>81491182
Keep it wumf. You know what it's time for, and needs a resurgence?

Monk Mode

songs for nightwalks? post em
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch-TDGW-zXs

>>81491245
Not him but yeah I got ticks once after walking around the woods. Disgusting things they are.

I keep seeing this. So we can't watch YouTube videos without going to the site anymore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHQmDqlv5Rc

this will always be my comfiest nightwalk track of all time

Happy fathers day I am wearing mammy's tights and I don't have a job What are you up to old man?

>>81491387
I can still watch embedded YouTube videos. I'm using 4chan X though, maybe that helps

a nightwalk classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCvu1QQ2Slg

>>81491426
I recently switched browsers, it may be a security setting I need to change. Will investigate

>>81491396
Bet a few lads here are bricking it for tomorrow. Another year of facing up to what a disappointment you are to dadberg.

>>81491456
Hmm works in incognito mode. Must be one of my extensions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTarEOFW66k

nonce kino

i use LibRedirect imagine watching YouTube videos ON YouTube.com lol you fools.

https://libredirect.github.io/
easy toggles, you can change instances, generally they respect your privacy and run smoother.

https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Game_Boy
even with adblock, Fandom/Wikia is such trash.

https://antifandom.com/harrypotter/wiki/Game_Boy
now you can read about Harry Potter in peace

(if sites want us to them directly, they can make them worth using.)

>>81491520
Genuine question. These sites proclaim to be privacy friendly, but how do you know what they actually do with your data?

Genuine question. HHL's nappy proclaims to keep him dryer for longer, but how do we know what it actually does with his urine?

>>81491396
Ave gave up on that for now

>>81491555
This is a low point even for you pal

Jst wish i wisnae so anxious all the time doing basic stuff nd everything being such a big effort I feel like when u walk out a shop and the alarm goes off nd the noise nd self consciousness is suffocating like that but all day for no reason,,my nerves cannae take much more of this place desu

>>81491351

Yeah I seriously need to go monk mode for a while. Keep to me own lane in life x

They turned it into a humiliation ritual to buiy loperamide which needs ID now like energy drinks so you have to signal t the shop wagies that youve got IBS

Lost all the bets in my lucky 63, but I did just get 4 free spins and won 9 bong off them.

MONEY BACK MONEY BACK MONEY MONEY MONEY BACK

Ave got the shits heres my name nd date of birth

Neway wee codeine fr me...........to be fair i never have ibs bc of this but i like to have loperamide for the possibility that ill quit it soon but aye

Never gambled in all my life. Never even played a fruit machine. I just know I'd get addicted.

>>81491640
Have you ever tried meditation mate? It sounds gay and like it will do fuck all, but it actually helps my anxiety quite a lot.

Talking to my old pal ChatGPT about porn

>>81491534
worth poking around in the GitHub and asking.
a lot of sites seem to host them all, usually some anime dweeb with a cool domain name, who has an X instance and a Y instance.

does HE have the logs of URLs, you're requesting, forms you're submitting, pages you're accessing? yes. and random Linux weeaboo is obviously more likely to be some creepy stalker.

on the other hand, that's true of every single website (i can tell what links you click on my blog). that's just the internet. the 'Big Data' privacy issues are something else.

>>81491708
ChatGPT is really informative about topics where you'd have to dive deep into boomer forums, like old cars and bikes to get info from.
Press it too hard it does start making shit up though

>>81491731
Yeah, it's already told me stuff I know for a fact is bollocks.

>>81491731
>>81491741
I have the $200 a month Pro tier subscription and it makes stuff up a lot less often.

>>81491534
>how do you know what they actually do with your data?

open source so you can check what they do

Just had a Mcdongals McPlant, was lush. Only thing I want now is a bit of bud in beddingtons

Sucking another coffee lads. When I'm rich I'm going to employ a butler to brew me fresh coffee, from freshly ground beans, whenever I ask. I will pay him handsomely because it's only fair.

>>81491746
>I have the $200 a month Pro tier subscription
For what purpose

>>81491746
Is that subscription through work?

naming your big jeans company 'Kapital' is like naming an NSPCC shelter ''Lolita'

>>81491758
I use it a lot and it gives me access to the more powerful models.
>>81491767
I do use it for work, but I'm self employed so I'm paying for it myself. It comes out of my business account as a tax deductable expense though.

I can't has cheeseburger?

>>81491780
Are you BN by any chance?

>>81491791
Yes, that is correct lad.

writing off my 200 dollar/month drivel machine subscription as a tax deductible expense

>>81491758
>For what purpose
/britfeel/ LARPs

>>81491707
I used to fink of the walks i went on as same idea as meditation,,at least it was helpful but i just got lazy, will need to try something diff

>>81491790
Somebody on my mobile range got permanent ban in May from a thread on /b/, i was raging trying to post outside yday

got something in my eye, hope it kills me

>>81491819
Did you try going in airplane mode for a min or 2, then swapping back?

Took my meds and the anxiety goes. I love pills

Its funny how even when u factually know you've done nothing when it says BANNED I still feel guilty nd like "oh shit its all my fault" its just not in my heart to be a bad boy,at the end of the day ave noticed in the past i cant be snide to ppl on purpose just for the fun of it and then just feel fuckall about it later, whatever that is. Not that am a saint kf course but am just saying. think I would have had a easier life if i had more of that though

I know somebody on here was raging at me for that long after something i said to them nd actually wouldnt let it go nd i was thinking "ur speaking to the 1 person on this site that would even apologise to you for that" but he wouldnt let it go anyway, well its water under the bridge now

>>81491867
I wear my 4chan bans as a badge of honour.

Going into town again tonight, second day on the go. You'll be out tonight too, right lads? Not just gonna stay in your smelly boxroom, no?

>>81491902
Depends what it is. Sometimes its reasonable sometimes its legit load of shite.

>>81491939
I'm not 18. Why on Earth would I go into town on a weekend?

>>81491939
>gonna stay in your smelly boxroom

>>81491940
It's never not for angering the jannies, which is always good in my eyes

>>81491939
Lad I've had more than enough going out for nearly a week now, I yearn for the box room

sitting in a smelly pub chatting about the news with other drunkards while poisoning yourself with overpriced fluids

lush

I think as well bc i saw smth on railforums about this guy that got stabbed on a train that was a student from st andrews uni,,nd basically looked at this guy having a argument with his gf nd just from looking at him the guy was that raging he went over n stabbed in his heart in the middle of a train with weans there n evyerhting. It was glasgow to paignton train in 2006. I was just finking its crazy cus even if u go on a comfy train journey you can just get set about on by actual demons anyway so nowheres really safe in this world.

May i add the stabber wasnt from glasgow or scotland though he was english just on that train

would be cool if all bans were permabans.
then it works on an appeal system where if you WOULD have been posting 3 days later under the old system, well then, you can write an explanation. e.g. it was a misunderstanding (missed joke or reference, for example).
so effectively the inverse of how it works now. mods would end up spending more time deciding appeals than responding to reports. to the point where it's not even worth it for the users with dynamic IPs.

the only people who would lose here are the rule-breakers.

Smth more comfy than that
Oxenholme railway station
Lake District
My sister was on about this place this morning am not sure why somewhrre thry went from before I was born I think

>>81491961
>I'm not 18.
not a problem anon, are you cute? meet me outside the off-licence and i'll get us sorted :-)

>>81492022
thats where ill be going in september lid, then either getting a train to kendal or just walking there from oxenholme, its not far

>>81492018
It's way too easy to IP hop on mobile. I've never once served a ban for the full duration

>>81491961
>I'm not 18
Nanny will not like this

>>81492025
>>81492055
Sadly I am much, much older than 18

Why is HHL not tired? He hasnt slept in 30+ hours.

>>81492029
Oh kewl whats happening there?

>>81492093
Half the time he is just LARPing and doesn't leave the care home.

Do any of you hang out with coworkers outside of work? Got invited for a pint with a coworker yesterday, first time that's ever happened. He's sound though

>>81492093
BN has multiple indians running the character

>>81492108
I did at my last job, a couple of the lads on my shift met up a few times and we went for a couple pints and to play pool. Was fun.

Corrrr, had a good shittington I have. Felt great to get that out of me, no fuss bit of mess

>>81492143
Looks unhealthy, seek medical attention

>>81492173
I'd be willing to bet that I have the healthiest shit on /britfeel/

Ebin's shits are long but very thin

>>81492143
should've looked for the golden nugget dee laddd x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BToAZhcv60

>>81492252
Noted for next time lid

Why did Ebin delete his shit post

>>81492277
The jannies removed it, shit breaks my heart

getting too wumba for me t shirts
grim

its 17 degrees celcius in sunderland rn why is HHL pretending its too hot to sleep

ITs weird to think how my big sister knows wshat life was like before me being in the world even though from my POV life is only real from me being in it but she will legit have proof that stuff happened before that year. I get it more now when we had arguments when i was wee nd id be thinking Why are u being mean to me. U cant. Im the baby. Be nice to me. She had a whole life before i came along well not a very long life i guess but i still kind of interrupted that nd then my wee sister came along when i was about 5 or 6 nd ave never once thought "i wish you werent born" or something like that but of course ave considered later on what might life have been like if it just stopped at me,,Am not sure,but i have a feeling it wouldve been very very different. Thats just how life works tho. We're good pals neway.

>>81492324
alright blad lid?

>>81492286
well there is a rule against posting selfies

>>81492328
He doesn't have exclusive control over the thermostat in the care home. It's probably cranked right up

>>81492328
Sleep problems, which can have significant clinical and economic consequences, are more common among alcoholics than among nonalcoholics. During both drinking periods and withdrawal, alcoholics commonly experience problems falling asleep and decreased total sleep time. Other measures of sleep are also disturbed. Even alcoholics who have been abstinent for short periods of time (i.e., several weeks) or extended periods of time (i.e., several years) may experience persistent sleep abnormalities. Researchers also found that alcoholics are more likely to suffer from certain sleep disorders, such as sleep apnea. Conversely, sleep problems may predispose some people to developing alcohol problems. Furthermore, sleep problems may increase the risk of relapse among abstinent alcoholics.

>>81492362
Whenever I drink, I fall asleep easier but wake up like two hours later and have a restless night.

I want happening so bad.
I want nuclear war so bad.
I want it so bad.
I want us to be struck globally.
Please.

Another busy day so it was
Food shower vidya in that ordah

Claire Cottingham's tits

1 last thing i was thinking about there was a guy in my school that was like a guardian angel bc he was Chad tier nd popular nd all the rest of it but from being in my class he was really really nice to me all the time nd it kinda made it easier having 1 person that i could trust nd he had an autistic brother he was close to that had just left nd moved for university nd i mind he would say thhat to me "you remind me of my brother" nd thats in a nutshell why I think i connected with him whereas many many many other ppl of his "genre" of person has been a nightmare for me. But the point is its interesting cus all it takes to change someones personality nd approach to other ppl is that. Having exposure to it in your home n stuff. I think thats in a nutshell why only children are often complete freaks,, nd weans that grew up without any pets, stuff like that,theres smth missing in them.

>>81492352
You can't imagine my seething right now

>>81492374
Fucking Hell Eva lass calm down, some of us have films they still want to watch or games they want to play.

>>81492374
Evening queen x

How have I still not had my smokington? Unacceptable

>>81492381
Had this in my school too when I got to sixth form there was this one Deano lad who started being nice to me and involving me in things. Based Deano lad made those two years easier.

>>81492386
We can go back to living in clans and tribes because if only one country survives a big nuclear fallout, that means their influence can spread, and we'll be back to countries within 50 years, BUT, if EVERYONE strikes EVERYONE, only tiny militias maybe will make it out, in tiny fractions, so, making a "country" will only happen within 150 years, like, imagine how many clans and tribes went to make our current borders.
We need a reset BAD.
I wanna hunt stuff.

>>81492374
Why do you want innocent civilians to die?

>>81492374
Stop posting in my thread you fucking slag

>Moderate thunderstorm warning
>North East England
>Strathclyde
Cozy x

>>81492403
you'd be used like a fuckdoll eva

>>81492374
would be a nice change of pace, mix things up a bit, wouldn't mind larping as a warlord for a bit desu

>>81492409
Oh calm down you stupid incel

>>81492413
as warlord my first order of business is acquiring fuckdolls, eva included, then i will raid supplies with my army of fuckdolls

>>81492410
Why does everyone say you are eva6?

>>81492403
Hate to break it to you but if society broke down you'd be raped and taken into slavery quicker than you can mumble Roblox.

eva is a stupid bitch

>>81492408
Mass filtering, it's the natural immolation rite.
>>81492415
I love wolf head-dress pelts.
>>81492413
What do you mean? Repopulation isn't important in tribal society, or clan society.. it's only important if ONE country is struck.

>>81492419
Here we go, the tiresome "no one else but me gets any" routine. Come on lad, we're all gagging to hear it.

>>81492426
In this proposition, everything is destroyed, only people who are used to cold/unpleasent weather will survive, first of all, all of the cityoids will be merely shadows on the ground, people in rural areas will go back to living off the land.
There would be no organization to "enslave" me, because why the hell would they wanna repopulate so fast?

>>81492430
Just filter eva6 mate

Me and eva6 shagging in a mud hut

>>81492436
They don't want to repopulate you mong. They will be stronger than you and they'll want sex so they'll just kill you or rape you.

anprim eva

Eva6, whats your TikTok?

>>81492428
>wolf head-dress pelts
yeah maybe
>Repopulation
>>81492436
>why the hell would they wanna repopulate so fast?
oh you poor thing. it's not for repopulation.

Back homes now and on that watergrind. Glad I didn't go to meet me mate at the pub now. Drinking tonight would have ended badly.

Someone post the worms.

The fuck is this arguing in my womfy thread?

>>81492452
>Go out to the pub and socialise with a nice cool weer
>Stay in the humid care home and play video games all night

>>81492450
You don't get it.
Everyone who is raped in the mind, like disgusting city people, who wanna scream and kill people with machetes, are gone, they blinded themselves for long enough, now they literally do not exist.
Pleasure is beyond the ideal clan.

>>81492452
Glad to hear it lad, have a good evening

>>81492461
You can't socialize with drunk mongs

>>81492467
You are fucking retarded, lass. Stick to Roblox it's all you're good for.

>>81492461
He chose pampers over pussy de lad, no going out on the pull down the local for our welper. Just a fresh nappy, a wuppa, and some wortnite

Lost my copy of beehive.webm after a catastrophic computer failure

>>81492461
I'm taking the second option every time

eva is ridiculously stupid

eva's sweaty fanny

No chocolate or fizzy drinks in it grim tbqh de lids.

>>81492477
No tripfag here is getting pussy lad

>>81492467
How did you develop these radical beliefs little lass?

Just ate a share bag of Galaxy Minstrels to myself (and no I'm not Blad)

>eva6 stops getting attention
>tries a dramatic new tactic
>it works
>she cools down
>back to talking about herself

eva wants to fuck the unabomber

Reminder that eva6 is Yanklass

>>81492467
you're not very bright are you. even if every city in the uk was nuked there will be survivors in the surrounding areas, there are hundreds if not thousands of towns full of people that would not get hit directly, then there would be people from these cities who were travelling, anyone on motorways, a or b roads would likely survive

>>81492511
That's how they're meant to be eaten lid
>>81492518
A tranny for a tranny

>>81492511
I'm jelly lad haven't had minstrels in ages. Don't even have any milk in for a wuppa. Don't fancy garn shops in this rain.

>>81492505
That's because they've all embraced pampers over pussy lad. They're all in nappies. At the most recent tripfag union meeting, BN suggested renaming the thread to /nappyfeel/ but he got shouted down by other tripfags who thought that may undermine the dignity of the thread.

i think we should round up any men below 5'11" and put them in camps. they can live peacefully and productively, unless they're unintelligent or commit sodomy, then they undergo euthanasia (correct word).

>>81492520
Not heard this deepfeel before

>>81492524
What about the fallout though lid? All of the major world powers have enough nukes to completely destroy the UK, even if it took a while.
>>81492534
Lad if you're wearing, or even considering, pampers you're not getting any pussy. The best you can hope for is diaper transgirl cock

>>81492547
>diaper transgirl cock
phwoar, and I do mean PHWOAARRRRR

>>81492543
top /britfeel/ academics tried to bury this theory. they know the damage it could cause.

Why is britfeel obsessed with nappies? Genuine question

>>81492555
I can offer a solid 2/3 of those things, hit me up lid

>>81492480
Its in the archives de lad just search for beehive

>>81492566
/britfeel/ isn't: one very unfunny cunt residing in Gibraltar is

>>81492566
It's one poster pushing his fetish onto others

Eva is Crosslad you dipshits.

>>81492566
They're all filthy 30-something man children living in their boxrooms. The diapers are both a fetish and enable them to stay in their rooms.

Fucking kuffar

my favourite dolly.. .oh aye x

Now that the anxiety of the comedown has worn off I actually feel like doing something now. It not right. Should be having wints with me mate now but I had to go overboard last night. It all 4 loco fault.

>>81492582
Set yourself limits like SSM does.

>>81492582
Stay in lid, seems like you could use the rest

>>81492589
Is SSM really the example we all aspire to now?

I don't I could continue to post in a thread when my face was posted daily

>>81492598
>Is SSM really the example we all aspire to now?
Basically yeah de lat

8 four locos only.. cutting it right down x

oh no guise the big bad 4chins twoll is here

should we start shaking in r boots straight away or have i time to nip to the loo?

>>81492569
show us your tranny knob?

>>81492605
>Lives on bennies
>Travels the UK
>Not a care in the world
>Has a dedicated fan base that's less ironic than they'd like to think
Actually on second thoughts he's a top lid

>>81492582
You're a fucking alcoholic mate time you admit it and seek some help.

>>81492511
Corrr, I do that sometimes. Love me M&Ms too.

>>81492616
Pretty sure I'd get banned lid

>>81492582
Monk Mode is in order. Lay off the wrugs and the wooze. Start afresh

>>81492598
If I had SSM's life at 50 that would be a good outcome for me. I'm completely fucked when my parents kick the bucket.

>>81492629
gowannnn show us your willy

rather have dvdlad talking to himself about boring movies than whatever this shit is

>>81492643
Nah lid
>>81492645
I'm also a film nerd, can I stand in for DVDLad?

>>81492639
Just follow SSM's footsteps? Claim to have a disability and get yourself social housing.

I'll never understand the mongs who whine incessantly that the thread is populated by posts talking about stuff that they don't like. Talk about something you like then. Autists.

g-guys?

>>81492656
This lid. Pretty sure everyone on this bread is PIP eligible

>>81492662
you need your hard drive checked lad

>>81492576
Whos is this tedious mong

>>81492662
Evening Lollers? How has your Saturday been so far?

>>81492639
Flat near the coast. Low crime area. Some income. B Curtis meat. Lush. The only downside with Marks life is he's an alcie and lives in a pigsty. Wouldn't take much make the flat comfy

>>81492662
Ya NONCEr

>>81492676
"Willybiscuit" from last year

>>81492662
DO NOT WATCH

>>81492681
>Some income
Lads gotta be careful of that on the bennies. The bennies lads would proper kick off over some undeclared YouTube income

>>81492694
What is it lid?

Glad there's nowhere open besides Aldi because I proper fancy a share bag Galaxy Minstrels now and they don't sell them

>>81492709
I wish there was an Aldi near me. Great bargains in there. Lidl is good too but in my experience Aldi is a bit better.

>>81492709
Would demolish a bag of these tbqh

>>81492705
im wondering too. not gonna chance it though

Luvly when the shower melts away the stress x

Gotta go down to Sainsbury's in 5 minutes to get some vegan nommies. Not womfy, just want my bud

all right storm, you starting up again or what?

>>81492709
I miss the choco lollys in aldi from easter.Their own brand choccy is rly good.Dairyfine. The knock off versions of other choccys is hit n miss. Milky way one isnt bad. Cant mind what its called. Am having that white twirl laters.
>>81492729
I get this craving sumtimes and milky ways

>>81492662
For 99,9 percent of human history it was normal for men to be sexually attracted to this

You buy the choccy lolly 1st time cus its a cat, you buy loads more cus its actually dead nice

>>81492749
corrr I'd love a twirl from you crossy x

>>81492749
There's nothing that I miss more since going vegan than cheap choccy. I'd fucking kill for some of that Aldi shit

>>81492745
To be fair lid I expect that the Muzzies would clear out nonces more than anything

>>81492709
Picked mine up from Asda. Promised myself I would have half today and half tomorrow. But oh well. Is what it is

Got me fan on now. Fuck me it's warm.

>>81492800
Sending you all the comfy vibes Helperlad

You are all very mean people

>>81492808
How so lass?

>>81492808
too bad
fuck off if you don't like it

>>81492800
Yeah 16 degrees celcius is incredibly hot

>>81492816
does your nappy need changing lid?

>>81492800
Take the nappy off maybe you'll cool off.

Booted up me fan for the first time in 2 years and it smells like burning

>You are all very mean people
>immediately bullies HHL
hypocritical bitch

>>81492808
i'm not a racist who thinks genocide would be nice.

eva6 used to wet the bed aged 12

>>81492820
His carers have had to put him in a locking plastic nappy cover since he tried to rip it off in a drunken rage the other day.

>>81492826
it's not genocide when it applies to all people. That's anthrocide

>>81492825
bit feeble, tho.

do you need a hug, or something, eva? geez.

>>81492826
I wasn't talking about black people when I talked about machete wielders, I was just talking about how uncivilized city folk are.
Also, it isn't genocide, it's filtering people who aren't fit, this includes a lot of white people.

>Vegan burger
>Smoothered in beef juices
Fucking hell lads

>>81492831
So? Is this ACTUALLY a bad thing to you people..?

>>81492839
Why are you talking about killing people in /britfeel/ though? Bit mongy lid

>>81492840
phwoar could really go for one of these rn

>>81492846
Show us ur smelly fanny you old hag

>>81492848
To be fair me too lid. It might be smothered in beef juices but at least I'm not paying for that shit, good enough for me

phwoar might get a wurger king actually for din dins

why has eva's posting style changed so dramatically recently?

>>81492856
I'm 20, how am I a hag??

>>81492808
Us tripfags get extra harsh treatment here. Its a cross we have to bear unfortunately.

>>81492863
My LLM is managed by multiple people, that's why.

>>81492863
She posts in lowercase when intoxicated. Dunno why

>>81492864
Wrong post lid. Also how the fuck is somebody here younger than me?

>>81492876
I am very embarrassed now.

eva's pungent knickers

Brother decided to cook the meat and potato pie it was fucking shite. He also couldnt be bothered to peel potatoes to make some chips so we had shitty powdered mash instead. It was grim as fuck it was like wallpaper paste, also the pie was dry as bone it was. Like eating food from the blitz days. Going to have to go to McDonalds to get some proper food now. Not happy.

>>81492888
It's alright lid don't worry

>>81492800
It's 16 C where I am, which isn't warm, it's mild

stinky boxroom with rubbish all over the floor and crusty socks at your feet

>>81492912
Life for most of these anons

>>81492916
Including you Cannachan

Why are you being mean today eva6

>>81492918
I'm only free from the boxroom life by technicality, sad state of affairs really lid

Post tunes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGRqnNEOpe0

>>81492935
last time i posted tunes i got bullied. never again

Going down to Sainsbury's now lids. See you boys in an hour

>>81492939
An hour to go to Sainsburys do you live in a remote area lad?

>>81492645
I don't talk about boring films that is slander my good man.

Based paddies back out in Ardee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzQCUu6S9Wg

>>81492436
>wanna repopulate so fast

My room smell like orange herbal essences rn. Waiting on my hair drying n waiting on my switch charging.x

>>81492968
What u gonna play? I got the cheap coconut shampoo from Tesco and it seem better than my expensive dream lengths. I been done in by big shampoo.

>>81492954
30 mins there, 30 mins back.
i've always been a 'walk everywhere' person. this was my twice-weekly big shop (on foot) for years.

for real for real, what do obese people do? ;_;

>>81492744
>just no, lad.

>>81492963
Nothing "based" about racism lad

Where did eva go?

>>81492992
I see. Too much of a spacker to do my own shopping my liiid. I get mum or brother to do mine every week. Simple as.

Can't believe eva6 and Yanklass are the same poster

>>81493011
Insane, most likely.

So eva6 is multiple people then? Why would somebody share a tripcode when anybody can make one for free in 2 seconds.

>>81492992
>what do obese people do? ;_;
Drive, or get home deliveries

The new switch ui is much more cozy the red one

>>81492817
The air temperature outside in shade yeah, the sun heating up the building for hours would make inside a lot warmer. Have you never been in a conservatory?

>>81493011
Shes coming over to my place

>>81492992
You're talking to an obese nibba KEK

long hair lids is there any conditioner i can that stops hair curling up at the end (wavy hair)?
when i had long hair on purpose i used straighteners but fuck that, this isn't fashion it's poor hygiene

>>81493046
That breaks my heart lad

>>81492997
>Only the Irish can be racist, invaders can't because the Irish are oppressors and the invaders are victims

>>81493049
yeah was asking him bot for real, not being mean

>>81493019
i see. if you want to be more active and do some walking, it's not a bad way (i mean, you get to browse, and then you've GOTTEN something at the end of it.)

Fingering eva6 while she waffles on about some vague political bullshit

>>81492981
I fink that is true more basic ones can be better in sum ways,I love the purple Elvive one though. Am gna pit breath of the wild on my telly n get comfy in bed. x Nd the pinball games that somebody on here recommended."Pinball FX".Ave only just realised switch 2 is out now. Not heard much about it.

they call em help helpers t, but i aint ever seen them helpin anyone

>>81493057
nobody says this or believes this
we can't even fathom all the infighting in Africa based on race.

>>81493073
That was me who recommended Pinball FX what you think of it?

>>81493045
Open the windows, problem solved

>>81493076
The left believe that you can't have anti-Irish racism because they are priviledged, and they if they believe they are victims of racism, and protest against this, they are racist themselves.

Today's Amazon delivery was more Hong Kong kino. Looks good this one.

>>81493057
>>Only the Irish can be racist
I never said that. What's the point in racism though? I've known brown people and they were just normal people. Live and let live. If you start hating people then they'll hate you back and you just get into a needless conflict.

That copy of mischief makers had little tears along the side of the box. Gutted. Heartbroken I am.

every single strip of real estate in london outside of zone one is delapitated betting shops, barbers and pound shops. Country legit looks like mogadishu.

It's so fucked, theres no chance of recovery.

>>81493127
>If you start hating people then they'll hate you back
Exactly, that's why you've got the likes of Reform in the UK, riots on Ballymena, 2 large protests in Ireland today.

>>81493059
Do you collect nectar points at Sainsbury? If not can I have them please. Im almost at 100 pounds worth.

>>81493139
I used to think Romford was one of the better areas of London, but went there recently for the first time in a decade and it's just as shit as everywhere else.

>>81493134
If it's a slight cosmetic I usually let it go but I know it bothers some people a lot. My numbered John Ford limited edition is dented but that's Amazon for you.

>>81493145
Do they not expire if left unused?

>>81493127
>I've known brown people and they were just normal people
then you've lived a very sheltered existance.

>>81493082
Oh kewl. Ave not tried them yet. But ave got "pinball fx" "pinball fx 3" downloaded on my switch. I have a go later. Wuu2? X

>>81493156
Thats a no from me my liiid

>>81493150
Tears, major dents and sunfading are the worst. My brother has quite a large collection of DVDs and some of his are sunfaded I tell him that the sunlight is ruining your stuff and he doesnt care.

>>81492745
Kier Starmer doesn't believe in anything, he's the purest career politician ever. He once thought women had penises, then a court ruling said otherwise and he dropped that bollocks like a hot potato. Now he can see Reform 11 points ahead in the polls and is trying to desperately out-reform Reform

Fucking starving but cant be bothered to go to McDonalds. Its that or having grim beans on toast for dinner.

>>81493189
To be fair lad isn't that how all politicians operate

>>81493189
U turn Starmer. Reform says jump he says how high. Sad.

Anxiety rabbit;_;

>>81493193
Beans on toast will be healthier, assuming you don't use white bread.

>>81493193
Add some cheese to the beans, have some grim cheesy beans on toast.

>>81493200
If anything it proves that Kier might not be quite as bad as thought, maybe he doesn't explicity hate the English himself, just following orders from his handlers

>>81493205
The sad thing is Reform is desperately going left as fast as possible.

>>81493193
Beans on toast is lush lad. Especially beans and cheese on toast with a dash of Tabasco. It absolutely lush dee lad. I'm about to have it right now.
Four meals a day = 4x lush

Used to be a proper country,

>>81493140
If you're trying to suggest that all brown people hate all white people, and so white people are reacting by supporting Reform etc, that's just a lie. It's obviously not true that all brown people hate all white people.

>>81493157
I don't think it's been that sheltered, I've lived in a few different places, and a couple of those in particular were pretty diverse areas.

People on 4chan like to suggest that all brown people are hateful criminals but that just isn't true. Some brown people are hateful, and some are criminals, but the same is true of white people - some are hateful, and some are criminals.

For me it's beans on toast with added black pepper seasoning

>>81493227
>coffee shop
>barbers
>hardware store
Whats the problem?

You have to try beans and cheese on toast with Marmiite and curry powder. LUSH!

Mate trying to tempt me to go town for a few jars. Fuck that noise.

>>81493182
I have literally passed on some OOP sealed stuff in charity shops because you could tell it was sat in the sun for ages.

>>81493244
Beehive is calling out for you de lid

>>81493244
What actually happened with Steve mate?

>>81493206
I don't like these plushies they look too sad. It not right.

BN likes to think of himself as a crafty, subversive, anonymous poster, pulling the strings, but he keeps giving the game away because he literally can't stop himself from sucking brown penis in this thread every chance he gets.

>>81493270
Sounds like this 'BN' guy lives in your head rent free.

>>81493270
Does he have meltdowns when you insult whores (all women) too?

Offie lad, play us a song x
Any lad here who knows how to play or make music, play us a song x

>>81493278
https://vocaroo.com/193MIyNloJYd

Saturday night breadberg

>>81493288

>>81493255

Nowt we finished our drinks at his gaff then I went back to mine. We were supposed to go out for a few jars earlier but I done me wollocks in last night didn't I.

>>81493230
>all brown people hate all white people
>It's obviously not true that all brown people hate all white people.
I never said it was all of them, not even a majority, but it's a very sizeable minority and differs from ethnic group (Pakis are the worst, followed by other recent mystery meat, down to older christian blacks/Sikhs etc etc)

Beyond the minority that explicity hate whites, you have people who are civil enough to your face, but are otherwise ethnocentric, they vote for people along ethnic lines and act explicitly in their ethnic interest etc. The fact that phrases like 'uncle tom' and 'coconut' even exist show how taboo it is for ethnic minorities to do things like vote BNP/Reform etc, even being a tory is taboo enough for most.

>I don't think it's been that sheltered
If this is who I think it is then you've grown up in a 98% white town, and your nearest city was 90% white back then. Living in tower hamlets as a student where you barely really interact with people on a non-commercial basis is different to really being part of the community there. Even so, you lived there at a time when everyone voted for a politician purely on a racial basis, despite being objectively a terrible politician, getting banned for years, and getting reelected again.

I interact with non-whites every day and they have no idea about what I'm like beyond those pleasant interactions, it's the same the other way around.

>>81492104
sorry lad im here i just had a lil nap, im going stalking someone

>>81493112
Wait, do you buy films you have little knowledge about? That's hardcore lid

>>81493312
Stop replying to dollymong's shitlib personality, he's shitting up the general

>>81493112
nice one de lad got that gates of flesh and hong kong 1941 on preorder