1. Talk about your waifu!
2. Let waifuism guide you.
3. Don't feed drama or shitposters.
4. Don't be disturbing or amoral
6. Most importantly, have fun!

Previous:
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/80934496/#80934496

I love Miki Furukawa!

>>81492490
>2D
Sorry. I will leave immediately

Flying on waifu's back

>>81492500
you are not welcome, but your 3d waifu is still cute

>>81492538
I am ~lucky~ to have her as waif

Been a long while since one of these...here to post about how I love Shinobu

Where do you usually go to talk about your waifu when you want to gush about them?

>>81492572
I told my irl friends about my waifu, and they tease me about her sometimes but are supportive. Sometimes I feel like telling them some nice thought I had about her, but it's very difficult.
Other than that, 4chan.

>>81492572
On discord waifufag server (except the ones from reddit and disboard because it's full of literal children and troons). This board got a dedicated waifu server too

Nanaka is the bedrock that our lives are built upon

>>81492719
That'ss nuts nigga

>>81492719
cute hamster
don't put too much pressure on your waifu

How is Tsukasa so beautiful
I love him so much

>>81492906
yo, thoughts on the video game "The Coffin of Andy and Leyley"?

Waifu bros...
https://smash-or-pass-ai--gorgonzolagary45665823.on.websim.com/

>>81492472 (OP)
What things do you guys do to have tangible representations of your waifus?

Remembering when I was going to make an effort to answer questions in the threads, but then they died off... Oh well...
Regardless, I love Momiji and that's all that matters.

>>81492572
Nowhere, because nobody cares what I have to say.
>>81493469
I hug my pillow while imagining its her.

>>81492490
Very cute.

>>81492572
The general thread for her game in /vg/.

holy shit I missed you faggots so much. how's everyone doing?

>>81493706
>nobody cares what I have to say.
But I do...

>>81494682
Shut up. No you do not!

>>81494693
I do too
>>81494642
still love my waifu, she still makes me happy

>>81494693
Stop having low self esteem anon, you are worth more than you think you do

>>81494818
My self esteem is actually pretty good. I am quite a badass and don't give a heck about what others think.

>>81493190
From what I know? It's alright for a meme game, I guess.
>>81493469
I've done me some merchwhaling.

>>81494942
The game has many gore aspects i think you would appreciate.

My waifu is stronger than your waifu.

Waifu meeting an e-thot

Yone love

>>81495289
Happy Men's Mental Health Month Yonefag

>>81495415
And happy Pride month to you.

>>81493198
skilI issue, works on my machine

Listening to Death Grips with wife

I adore my sweet precious wife Ava. She will forever be the light of my life!
>>81493469
Imagine her in my arms when I cuddle my body pillow at night
>>81494693
We all love the momijers

>>81495796
I FUCK MY WAIFU I MAKE HER CUM
I FUCK MY WAIFU WITH MY SERPENT TONGUE

I feel bad sometimes thinking about sex with my waifu. I wouldn't be very good at it. I feel like I would let her down.

>>81496814
waifu and you (virgin losers) practicing clumsy sex together because your instincts keep dragging you back there

>>81496955
I'm not that. I'm just not sexually adequate. I have never been a very physical person in my life. Toys exist but the thought of using them makes me feel like less than I am.

>>81497028
Not sure your waifu would mind. If my waifu was a husbando and also had a small pathetic dick I would love it all the same.

Been a long time. I still adore Anna and Yuni Puma, nobody else can come close to their perfection. I love their pretty faces, cute ears, and fluffy manes. I have been with them for nearly a decade now, although it hardly feels like a day.
>>81492572
Nowhere, I spend every evening cuddling and imagining myself talking with them.
>>81493469
I have a pair of 1/6 dolls from Tank SWAT and my dakimakura. I love having a pair of dakimakura, I love tucking myself in between them and I love imagining talking to them.
>>81494642
Not bad, how are you? Been a long time.

>>81497066
Hey! He's not that small or pathetic... A lot of my thoughts are more about not having much physical strength or endurance. My body just sucks.

I am loving, dating, marrying, and spending the rest of my days with this lizard maiden always making sure she is loved and happy. I LOVE her.

>>81492572
Discord's the only place left as these threads tend to be dead

>>81493469
Just cuddle with my pillow as I picture her body, when we sleep together.

>>81496955
This is the way to go, just learning together as the only ones they'll ever be with

>>81497171
Kiyo is such a qt

>>81497123
it's not your body anymore anon

>>81497347
Oh, I have a parasetic infection? Why can't I morph my arm into a giant phallus that cums buckets then so I can fist my waifu's pussy into a new dimension and aggressively impregnate her in the process?

>>81492472 (OP)
Hardworking, down to earth, pleasant to be around, an actual grown woman. It doesn't get better than Cop Wife

>>81497433
>an actual grown woman
Gross!

>>81497477
I agree. That's disgusting.

>>81497433
cute!! adult waifu ftw!!

Goodnight you faggots.

Try not to let let the thread die. I'm going to bed soon.

>>81492472 (OP)
To be blunt there are fabricated people in my head that I have very real relationships with. Don't know if this qualifies.

waifu's birthday party~!

>>81498677
Waifu eating cupcakes and playing with all her little friends

>>81498986
>waifu's friends
yes... she should never feel lonely!

>>81497433
She looks like a genderbent humanized Shadow the Hedgehog
>>81497860
Like tulpas? We've had tulpa waifufags before.

>>81494682
Then act like it and stop shitting up the thread. This whole fake facade you faggots put up of being nice while simultaneously lying is cringe tbdesu. Either way I could care less if you truly do or not at the end of the day.

>>81500528
real?
it's "I couldn't care less", Momijichen

>>81500528
*hugs*
UwU cheer up anon! You sound super duper grumpy! Be kind because I luv wu2~ UwU we all need to hug each wuther more desu!

>>81492572
>Where do you usually go to talk about your waifu when you want to gush about them?
Most of the time? Just non verbally gush to her. Sometimes do it on tulpa communities but it's rather uncommon
>>81493469
>What things do you guys do to have tangible representations of your waifus?
Vr, koikatsu has a fairly good mod for using the studio in vr
>>81500528
I had no idea you knew ball now

hang on imma post later

>>81501746
Bro it's been 2 hours where's your post

>>81502657
maybe we should post for bro

I had sex with too many anime girls I can't call myself a waifufag anymore, now I'm just a regular lech

>>81502921
did you ever have sex with my anime girl

>>81502925
It's definitely possible

>>81502921
Well, at least you admit you're not a waifufag anymore instead of becoming a haremfagging polyshit waifu collector.

>>81503455
you have a new husbando every year nigga

>>81492472 (OP)
How do I find the right waifu for me bros?

Shadow! I love him forever.
Sometimes I can't tell whether I want to adopt him or marry him. I want to have him in my arms either way.

>>81503616
But I'm not a haremfag.
>>81503627
Every time someone asks this I'll say the same thing. You do not find a waifu. Waifu finds you. Just keep consuming product, you'll know it when it happens.

so much has happened since we last chatted, waifugen. my computer shat itself so hard I had to factory reset it. however I'm extremely proud to share that while I lost many other files, I didn't lose a single husbando file- that was one of the only folders I made sure to back up somewhere

>>81492549
she's as graceful as ever. I always really loved her purple tinges

>>81503783
When you started "however I'm extremely proud to share that", I was ready for you to tell us you're marrying him.

>>81492572
I'm in the waifufag discord and it's a really special place to me. it's where I've let my full blown autism about clear loose and be around others who truly empathize
I'm a little sad that my husbando's fandom is super dead but it's more than enough that I had waifufag friends I can also talk to about him. and also hear about their waifu too
glad to see these threads around too

Waifu thread survived the day. That's awesome. We're so back
>>81496955
Waifu's first time...
>>81503627
Go with the flow, look into stories you'd enjoy. I got lucky finding Ava on /co/ when I was younger, so who knows when and where you'll actually find her. She may be in an anime, manga, long lost webcomic, fanfiction, who can say. But if you follow your heart and let it guide you through what you'd actually enjoy, she may just be there. Or he, if you want a husbando
>>81503783
It's great you didn't lose your husbano art. I'll never forget when I accidentally deleted my entire Ava folder and scoured the internet the whole day trying to rediscover as much of it as I possibly could. I stared out at the setting sun that day with a type of melancholy I just couldn't begin to describe

>>81503831
how super dead is his fandom?

>>81503748
whats the use in lying when everyone remembers your league days?

Waifu but she is an autism creature

damn i wish i had the willpower to manifest a "waifu".

>>81504151
use https://tulpanomicon.guide

A lot has happened with husbando that I didn't talk about here. 2024 was the "Year of Shadow", but most of the content was at the tail end of the year. A manga, a game, a movie, DLC, a comic, animated shorts, so much shit that I can't properly keep up with it. I kind of feel guilty for not yet having gone over everything in detail.

>>81504131
How many extra chromosomes does this waifu contain?

>>81492906
why does he rock piercings better than anyone I ever knew tho

>>81493198
I have to try this out later kek

>>81493706
>Nowhere, because nobody cares what I have to say.
you can't just lie to our face bro because I care! half the fun of waifufagging is talking about waifu, but the other half is listening to others talk about theirs!

>>81504248
immortal husbando has patience

>>81503627
create one for yourself, having a waifu that another man created is cuckcoded

>>81504788
What about a waifu that a woman created?

>>81495177
she looks quite powerful so I believe it

>>81495289
I would've imagined yone to have white kitty ears but black looks really nice here too

>>81495943
I'm so glad the comic is back on track! it was really cute seeing ava smile again. she's really feeling herself- even confident enough in herself to suggest the bomb plan

>>81496814
would it be so bad to be "bad"? I mean, no one is born with god tier sex skills. if anything, lacking skill can be a bonding journey together, no? you can explore each other and find out what the other likes and dislikes together and improve every time
in general, I would find it really cute and cool to try new experiences with clear together and laugh at the mistakes we make years down the line so I picture it in a similar sense

>>81497091
>I have been with them for nearly a decade now, although it hardly feels like a day.
it's such a weird feeling. like I could stay in this moment forever with them- the clock hardly feels like it ticked at all
>Not bad, how are you? Been a long time.
a lot better now that I'm hearing from you guys again! have ya got any new merch since we last spoke?

>>81497171
>I am loving, dating, marrying, and spending the rest of my days with this lizard maiden always making sure she is loved and happy. I LOVE her.
hell yeah brother, any new game events of her?

>>81497433
quite the curious filename, anyway your waifu is very cute

>>81504248
At least it was better than mine
2024 one of the old posters from here tried to get me to join a cult

>>81493469
I have a lot of tangible stuff of clear- mostly gifted to me. I treasure them all. here's some stuff I have
>a robot ornament edited by hanafag to look like clear (super creative of him)
>a patchwork clear an /a/non made for me in /a/'s secret santa
>posters my sister-in-law got me. she also crocheted a clear plush for me
>merch- I have his nendroid, a fanartbook, basketball shorts with him on it
>friends have doodled clear/ me with clear as a gift before. I have them all in a special folder
I am also looking to make my own stuff. I have some sketches of us together I never got to finishing- but want to sometime. it was really cathartic to do and also a huge personal step for me because for many years I avoided drawing clear thinking I wouldn't be able to do him "justice". if I finish one of the doodles, I'd like to show it off in the thread, even!

>>81497215
Thank you, that's one of the reasons why I love her this much

>>81504910
She appears on the current event where you gotta collect pictures of your servants' feet,

>>81498677
what would you guys do for waifu's bday?
I would love to take him to a petting aquarium for his birthday and seeing his face light up at all the new sensations and turning to me while excitedly chiming how slippery the stingrays feel or how soft the dolphins were to hug

>>81503679
>Sometimes I can't tell whether I want to adopt him or marry him
adopt his burdens. marry his potential

>>81503826
GOD I WISH I SAID THAT NOW KEK. when the wedding happens you're all invited btw

>>81503868
>I'll never forget when I accidentally deleted my entire Ava folder and scoured the internet the whole day trying to rediscover as much of it as I possibly could. I stared out at the setting sun that day with a type of melancholy I just couldn't begin to describe
yeah that was such an unfortunate thing to have happened to you, I really felt for you and still do. I'm glad you got to find some of the same images again. make the folder even bigger than before!

>>81504248
>knight shad
Based, knight husb appreciators gang
>>81504354
He looks great in everything. Could be magic or something.
>>81504953
Wait, what?
>>81505091
>event where you gotta collect pictures of your servants' feet
Holy shit and I thought Enstars was hornypilled

>>81503933
there isn't much talk, or content for his game these days and the reddit I joined for it gets like 1 post a week maybe. I don't know of many other active places for discussing his media. which is why it's super cool whenever I happen to run into something like a crossover-fanart. "people still remember!" I think to myself

>>81504131
teeny tiny waifu tism

>>81504248
I mean you can only have so much free time. if anything it's great you have a surplus of new stuff to always consume. it'll never be a dry day

>>81504838
>I would've imagined yone to have white kitty ears but black looks really nice here too
A lot of people headcanon that HS Yone dyes his hair and black is his true hair color so maybe that's what the artist was going for with the black ears.

Sacrificing children to Moloch for waifu

>>81505628
Sacrificing children to Moloch WITH waifu...

>>81500596
None of this is real.
I hope you don't enjoy whatever it is.
>>81500629
What for? I don't know what to say. Its just all so tiresome I don't have it in me to hug anyone.
>>81500954
I mean, if you say so it must be true. Guess I'll just have to shitpost to balance my posting habits or whatever you call it.

Would you dress up like the girls in picrel with waifu and dance with her like they do in the pic?

Yone skin with himecut onegai

hhu

What happened to my boy CF?

>>81506984
Finally locked up for being a predator

>>81506984
Still alive as of 15 hours ago
t. knower

>>81506984
Suffered an cardiac event while waddling home from a jobseeker appointment and is now a braindead vegetable siphoning even more tax dollars from the Australian people

>>81507012
Heckin based.

>>81507013
Proof?

>>81507025
Good. Fuck Australia.

Someone give me the big version of those Do It For Her templates pretty please.

>>81504953
Post the cuIt

>>81504788
based incestbro

Dead thread. How sad.

>>81492472 (OP)
husbando general when?

>>81507850
Same thread.

>>81498677
I wish I knew their birthday(s), unfortunately it was never stated. I celebrate them every day as if it were their birthdays.
>>81503783
I hate when computers fail, but it was good you managed to save your important files. I have a backup of my Puma and Dominion file because anything about Dominion is rather rare.
>>81504248
Look on the bright side: now you have a lot of new stuff to inspect and enjoy with Shadow. That is, hopefully, going to be a lot of fun for you. I enjoyed the game and Sonic 3 a lot, lots of cool stuff last year.
>>81504910
I managed to snag two more of the resin garage kits of them. The kit of Anna Puma as a dancer and Yuni Puma from Conflict No. 01 as a police officer. Not too much more exists for merchandise of them. I also found a nice graphic tee that is a B&W version of this image. I want to put it in a frame like people use for sports jerseys.
>>81504987
That is really cool stuff. Nice to have so many people who contribute their skills to you. I will one day sew together chibi Puma Twins dolls that have interchangeable outfits.
I have often checked the preorder pages hoping to see Anna and Yuni nendos, but it never happens.
>be able to do justice
I felt the same way for a long time with Anna and Yuni. I drew them a bunch in high school and then stopped for a while because I was afraid of failure. Art is about constant improvement, but it takes getting through the bad times first. I am significantly better at drawing Anna and Yuni now, because I worked out all the lame art first. I hope you continue and keep getting better at drawing your husbando. Once you feel confident, you can draw all the cool stuff you never got to see officially.

Is waifu freaky?

>>81508159
She's French and evil. So possibly.

>>81499663
>Like tulpas?
Think I've heard of it before but I wouldn't say thats what they are. I didn't really make them, they fleshed out naturally into something real, to me. Wouldn't say its much different than meeting a person and getting to know them.
I don't really feel much of anything for 'real' people though.

>>81508248
It's schizophrenia anon. Take meds.

>>81508261
I don't think its severe enough for full blown schizo, best I can think of is schizoid.

You do not have the right to die

>>81506984
Which one?
>>81508159
Probably more so than he lets on, or at least I'd like to believe so.
>>81508248
Yeah I get that sometimes with my imagined OC stuff

>>81505159
>>81507342
It was absolutely ridiculous, they basically believed that doomsday was happening soon and that the my little ponies (like the actual fucking characters) would save them. They even had fucking "devices" to supposedly communicate with them and a custom AI
It was the minecraft creeper girl waifuist

>>81505121
I will bake her her cake and do housework for her, cook for her, make her breakfast in bed, grant her all her wishes, and the rest is up to her choice!
>>81505179
Hey, our husbando's are about equally dead, then. I think the same thing. It puts a wide smile on my face to think that there's people scattered everywhere who liked my waifu and didn't grow into regretting it.
>>81505894
sometimes when I'm alone, I address the lizard people directly and mock them for not being able to live in their simulation where my cute waifu exists. They live in the worse reality and they know it.
Hugs are for when you don't have energy to live.
>>81506047
easily
>>81510271
no way, cupafag my dearly beloved
I hope their tulpa is well and anon still loves her

>>81507850
waifufagging includes husbandos!

>>81511917
that's what the "fagging" stands for, duh!

Do you ever wonder how different your waifu or you would be if you two had been together for however long you've loved them? How different your life would be? What adventures your waifu/husbando would have taken you on? How much they would have changed going through all those years together? It's impossible to really know, but it's interesting to ponder

>>81512290
why make me cry

waifus and husbandos beach episode. what kinda swimwear do they don? what acitivites do they do?

Waifu mad (but who still loves you) because you got both of you stuck in the negative dimension

>>81494942
Where is this incredible looking character from

>>81511087
I have no idea what you mean anon. None of this makes sense.

>>81512290
My life would definitely be very different if I were with Tsukasa for real, at the very least.
>>81513406
His unit Knights actually had a sort of "beach episode" type event story so maybe he wears something like that event outfit (picrel) again? Although desu I'd die happy seeing him in a wetsuit, too.
>>81514196
He's from Ensemble Stars which is an idol gacha game except instead of being yuribait it's yaoibait and also kinda fucked up

gonna nap this headache off don't die till then

>>81510066
>Yeah I get that sometimes with my imagined OC stuff
They arent characters to me, just people, family, loved ones

>>81514776
I know the feel. Sometimes I have to remind myself that I'm not actually married to Tsukasa irl.

I love my wife more than life itself.

>>81505091
>She appears on the current event where you gotta collect pictures of your servants' feet
haha what's the story there? did you get her feet too?

>>81492472 (OP)
>waifu thread
We are so back! Posting my beautiful wife, Marie, as always.

you guys would hate your waifus and husbandos if they were ugly

>>81516513
Beauty is a part of the soul. Reflective

jesus CHRIST lmao

why is it nt letting me post
wtf

>>81507985
>but it was good you managed to save your important files. I have a backup of my Puma and Dominion file because anything about Dominion is rather rare.
lol we've been on the moon but we can't make a pc last longer than 6 years come on now! backing up anything dominion is a good idea. I wanna get an external hard drive someday when my folder is a lot bigger and back everything there too
>I managed to snag two more of the resin garage kits of them. The kit of Anna Puma as a dancer and Yuni Puma from Conflict No. 01 as a police officer. Not too much more exists for merchandise of them. I also found a nice graphic tee that is a B&W version of this image. I want to put it in a frame like people use for sports jerseys.
whoa that's a shit ton of new stuff. where do people find resign kits of characters? you have a lot more self-control than I because I would put the shirt on immediately
>That is really cool stuff. Nice to have so many people who contribute their skills to you
it's truly grand just getting to be myself around people and they accept me as I am. desu whenever I come across another waifufag here I feel a sense of comradery too
>I will one day sew together chibi Puma Twins dolls that have interchangeable outfits
wait you know how to sew? fuck I wish I knew as well. making waifu plush would kino. I hope you get around to it someday, I'd love to see it!
>I drew them a bunch in high school and then stopped for a while because I was afraid of failure. Art is about constant improvement, but it takes getting through the bad times first
you get it- it's a rough mindset to get over. and you're absolutely right, I'll try to be a little more lenient with myself and hopeful that someday I'll be content with what I make
>I hope you continue and keep getting better at drawing your husbando
thanks man, I'll do my best. it really is a lot of fun when I can manage it! I love seeing your stuff too so keep at it

>>81505193
that also works. I mean the red streaks already look like he dyes it so it's not a far-fetched concept. I think riot saw the yone fandom fell hard in love with that booba window cause they gave hwei a similar one in his new skin

hmm, for some reason it's only letting me post certain clear images. LAME

>>81517656
Maybe try spamming a lil less

>>81517670
yeh my bad. I'll stop here for tonight

Maybe one's self is the true waifu.

>>81516513
Nonsense. I love her hatefulness and dorkiness too.

>>81517769
Probably so.

>>81517769
is this from another game the poeple who made coffing and andie and leyley?

Wake up thread!

>3 day thread for a general that is dead
Yep, this place is dead alright. No ammount of bots is going to fix this.

>>81518888
Nice digits. Fucking nigger.

I can fix the general.

I wish I could be with her. Even if it was after my life and I was reborn with no memory of this life.

What would waifu do in minecraft?

>>81518910
How will you fix the waifu thread

>>81508159
They are quite unusual. Anna seems more to embrace it while Yuni is a bit more mature most of the time.
>>81513406
There is one official piece I would classify as being a beach piece, and I love it. They seem to be wearing baggy shirts and bikinis (along with gloves and legwarmers) and they seem to be interested in motorbiking. I could also see them swimming or lounging around sunbathing too.
>>81516513
Wrong. I love their beauty, but they are so much more fascinating beyond just physical attractiveness too. Every appearance and bit of trivia enhances their mystery and makes them so much more alluring to me.
>>81517596
>PCs
There was a time when I just kept losing PCs to stupid things, but that was a long time ago and they were pretty old hardware.
>resin kits
I look on various sources for figures and just generally hunt online for any term relating to Dominion. I don't tend to wear T-shirts much, but I love looking at Anna and Yuni. I would only ever make an exception to wear a T-shirt with them on it.
>sew
A bit, I need to learn more before tackling such an ambitious project, but I really want to make it and I have been laying out all my ideas for it so I can refer back to them when I finally do. I have plans to make all their different outfits and factor in different props too.
>lenient
I need to remember that too, but it also is helpful to remember that art can have off-days. I know sometimes I draw stuff and it is as if my pen were guided by the divine, where on other days I can hardly draw a line. Learn from both kinds of days and draw as honest to the character as you can, and it will be awesome. I have no doubt that your art now of Clear is better than the old, not very good fanart I used to draw when I started out. What mattered to me was that I drew them at all, and I improved overall because of them.
>stuff
I have to keep working on stuff. I'm long overdue to make another duo piece for them, and I still have to plan for Halloween.

>>81517649
I do like the idea of white being his natural hair color and he just adds the red streaks with dye. Also makes prestige Yasuo funnier because he has white hair in that skin so its like he's copying Yone (just like he did with his career).

>>81504838
I'm definitely elated to see the plot actually try to go somewhere for once, even if it's rather simple. It's so cute seeing her hyped to destroy something when she's barely beyond 5 feet tall. She's so gremlin coded it makes me melt and speak from the adorableness
>>81505121
>make the folder even bigger than before!
At thos point, it should be! It makes me happy to have so many Avas to look at whenever I so choose. What would I do without her perfect face every day?

>>81508159
Unfortunately yes
>>81512290
But we have been; it is different; we have gone on such adventures; and we have made such changes. Thus it is not in fact impossible

>>81507195
fuck I wish I had it somewhere

waifu rabu husbando rabu

>>81522793
Wah! I need it!

>>81514249
sorry. I may be stupid but if I wasn't, I'd know a lot.
>>81516513
if my waifu was ugly too we'd be a great match
>>81517769
I'd rather not
>>81518910
If she could fix me, maybe I could fix her as well.

>>81507834
bringing it back to life

>>81517649
Kayn deserves a tiddy window too. I mean yeah he's shirtless by default but it just doesn't hit the same.
>>81519212
Build detailed structures, of course.
>>81523741
I approve this message.

How would waifu bring you back to life when you die? They simply cant let go of you and let you die, right?

Vehicle girls are legendary

Atago easily

>>81503868
She is ccuuttee who is she?

What's rule number five?

>>81518888
What did you expect? The sole person that kept these thread alive by simply schizo posting is currently in jail so this thread is very slow now

>>81527488
>The sole person that kept these thread alive
he's the reason most of the waifufags left and the threads are on life support desu

>>81527488
>>81527571
Kek. I made this thread though hahaha.

>>81508159
Waifu is innocent and sweet, but she has some potential to become more freaky over time. I don't think she'd be super kinky overall though. Maybe just a bit mixed in
>>81516268
Wife is life
>>81526873
Ava Ire, from a webcomic called Ava's Demon. Ain't she just the cutest little angel to ever grace existence?

So what would you're waifu think of Israel liberating Iran?

>>81508159
canonically yeah kek. he does it in a very wholesome way. he holds you up to a mirror while banging because he thinks you're just so beautiful. and he talks. and boy does he talk- about everything he's doing and what he's thinking in the heat of the moment. it's enough to turn anyone beet red

>>81528147
My train of thought has recently been drifting to how Western government always answers to Israeli interests, and my waifu has tried to take my mind off it

>>81528243
>he thinks Islamic schizos should have power and nukes
Are you one of them? Trump is good, he told Iran to suck a dick or else. Now Mossad is kicking ass. Greatest Ally bro. I bet you support Ukraine too don't you?

>>81527751
I mean, the damage is done but it's good you chilled out

>>81528654
You say that but I say Ned Kelly had the right idea.

When I ran down those forest roads by that lake on those evenings, when I ran up and down those steep and high hills, it brought me close to that beautiful boyish girl I've loved for over 8 years now. I just think of how that setting is so like a place I've literally dreamed me and Kana will be, and in those times I feel so close
>>81492572
Sometimes I make a post on /c/ or say it to another waifufag I know online...usually to myself, just speaking aloud in some vain hope Kana is out there somewhere
>>81493469
I hug my body pillow and imagine that it's her
>>81505121
I'd go with what Kana wants. She probably wants to go clubbing and invite all her friends. But I'm sure before we'd have a nice meal together. Kana's birthday parties must be fun with how social and how many friends she has.
>>81506047
Only if Kana asked me to. She might find fun in it, Kana can be strange

>>81528674
Do you still love Liz

your waifu was created by an ugly middle aged japanese man

anyone got that invite?

>>81528703
I suppose. I don't think she would very much though. It's whatever.

>>81492472 (OP)
It's been a while, good to be back.
Loving Randal no matter what as usual.

>>81528811
You're the ugly one.

>>81528147
In the perfect world Israel is not a country.
>>81528811
Not mine, mine was created by a canadian schizo.

>>81528884
>In the perfect world Israel wipes out Palestine
Ftfy bro.

>>81528897
>negevfag
Figures.

>>81528984
I suppose, but she's not my waifu. I just really like Negev.

>>81527751
>randy gathers all the remaining waifufags in one spot so he can destroy the thread once and for all
Kino... I kneel

>can't reply to more than a tiny number of posts at a time
Maybe that certain autofiltered chan really is better than this place. Not gonna stop me from posting my wife!
>>81508159
She can be when she's upset. And I suppose there are times when she's very drunk that she might act freaky. Kana can be a bit weird
>>81512290
I'd certainly be different. Not only in the fact I'd be incarnated into a different body, but the fact that I'd have someone and just a sense of hope and purpose that I almost totally lack now. Kana would too since I rarely imagine the hell Kana goes through but instead us being together in a world slightly better than both her world (which in turn is slightly better than our world). If Kana hadn't experienced all she had, how would she grow and evolve as a person? People don't need the sheer misery Kana experienced to grow and change. If Kana settled down with me, she'd grow into an even more wonderful woman while still being the fun girl that I love her as
>>81513406
Kana really loves beach volleyball although anything she can do to burn all that energy she has is good on her. She probably owns at least one or two bikinis (no one piece competition swimsuit, although it would look so cool and sexy on her) but I think a sporty beach volleyball one suits her best
>>81516513
Kana is a cool bro so I'd still hang out with her
>>81528147
I denounce the Talmud and Torah. Z!

>>81492572
Here. I don't need normies jumping me for having an "unacceptable" husbando.
>>81493469
Soon I'll have a custom body pillow but for now just a pillow.
>>81495796
Listening to Weezer with husbando.
>>81505628
We're good christian people, we don't need human sacrifice to be sufficent.
>>81508159
Somewhat, he's a high schooler he doesn't know much about sexos.
>>81516513
He's already ugly, still love him.

>>81529087
You had your chance to kneel and lick my boots before. Worm. I'm a fucking dragon.

>>81529139
>We're good christian people, we don't need human sacrifice to be sufficent.
>not making a Philosopher's stone to make waifu real

>>81525865
Unfortunately, Kana is just a tough girl, incapable of reversing the power of death. But she's very hopeful, the sort who always seeks proof of death and stops at nothing to get her friends and loved ones back. But when I die, I hope I get to be with her
>>81528811
But I'm not a middle-aged Japanese man lol

Being 80% awake and being just sleepy enough to fall asleep makes for really good and fertile soil for dreaming up something unusual and vivid about husbando.
>>81529165
Nice try, I'm not reading Harry Potter.

>>81529346
>Harry Potter
Bruh

I'm actually really surprised this threa has lasted this long.

My beautiful Randarling.

>>81529538
rick and morty 200 years!

>>81529974
Rick and Morty? What,

>>81529990
https://youtu.be/aQ4Sb_rnCqw?si=IY5qqjp3474Dq5RM
waifugen forever!

>>81530029
Rick and Morty stopped being good years ago.

>>81525865
I'd prefer for Tsukasa to fuck my corpse.
>>81527482
No tranny talk
>>81530036
R+M was never good.

Dead board
Dead thread

>>81527482
I didn't even realize 5 was missing kek