Thread 81493288

George Formby edition

sex with personality

Offie lad, play us a song x
Any lad here who knows how to play or make music, play us a song bless x

Eva's sweaty tuppence

How much would pay to shag her lads?

Another 16 hour shift of owning chudcels from my rented flat in Glasgow

>>81493323
You're doing God's work lad. Us lefties need to stick together

garn in me nappy me. x

sex with shippy but its anal only

>>81493315
Is that Katie Price? WTF happened to her?

>>81493230
>all brown people hate all white people
>It's obviously not true that all brown people hate all white people.
I never said it was all of them, not even a majority, but it's a very sizeable minority and differs from ethnic group (Pakis are the worst, followed by other recent mystery meat, down to older christian blacks/Sikhs etc etc)

Beyond the minority that explicity hate whites, you have people who are civil enough to your face, but are otherwise ethnocentric, they vote for people along ethnic lines and act explicitly in their ethnic interest etc. The fact that phrases like 'uncle tom' and 'coconut' even exist show how taboo it is for ethnic minorities to do things like vote BNP/Reform etc, even being a tory is taboo enough for most.

>l don't think it's been that sheltered
If this is who I think it is then you've grown up in a 98% white town, and your nearest city was 90% white back then. Living in tower hamlets as a student where you barely really interact with people on a non-commercial basis is different to really being part of the community there. Even so, you lived there at a time when everyone voted for a politician purely on a racial basis, despite being objectively a terrible politician, getting banned for years, and getting reelected again.

I interact with non-whites every day and they have no idea about what I'm like beyond those pleasant interactions, it's the same the other way around.

>>81493315
I'd pay not to fuck that freak of nature. Would rather have Harvey and his Proud Willy fuck my arse.

>>81493273
>Sounds like this 'BN' guy lives in your head rent free.
NTA, but BN lives in a big house in a posh area paying a substanial rent to a landlord

>>81493309
https://vocaroo.com/1V7UiW6nejDZ
Nasal breathing cus ave got a codeine melting under my tongue

>>81493315
Corr i bet her arsehole tastes amazing

>>81493339
beautiful lad x

>>81493315
>>81493329
She used to be fit back in the day. Sad

>>81493338
You are that anon though. Why lie

>>81493315
Whats that patch on her arse

codeine addicted

>>81493353
Buttocks fattening injections?

>>81493329
The poo incident did a number on her

>>81493353
Its to stop the silicone from oozing out.

>>81493309
Not mine but a lad posted this on here the other week
https://vocaroo.com/1c5KYRlvumnE

>>81493361
Clearly isn't working

>>81493353
from BBL probably

>>81493365
W-what 'poo incident' ?

>>81493343
Its the tune that plays at thr start of undertale,it's nice. "Fallen down"

>>81493348
This post >>81493270 wasn't me de lad.

I did often think the brown penis sucking posts were all BN, but there's another leftist regular here, also from Glasgow as it happens. I think it's pubes but not certain

>>81493376
Ok maybe it was that Ponce guy.

>>81493376
NTA but why does your life revolve around dolly gossip and drama?

>>81493339
i cri at this

>>81493383
Were you here during the 'Goodfellas'/Andrew Prince era?

If you haven't, look up "It's great being a in a every within mile radius" on desuarchive and brace yourself

>>81493403
I have better things to do lad

>>81493392
Because one day I inadvertantly stumbled across the event horizon of the black hole that is /britfeel/, here forever now

>>81493374
"Undertale" from Undertale was one of the first songs I learnt to play on guitar. Simple but stunning

>>81493420
You saw a pub and in your head changed the name of the pub to a personality.

>>81493416
>I have better things to do lad
What a ridiculous lie.

>>81493416
NTA, but we all know that this isn't true

>I have better things to do lad
he said on saturday evening posting on /britfeel/

Got some grub from Sainsbury's for the next few days. Haven't tried to lasagna, hoping it's lush.

>>81493457
>Plant based
Get that vegan muck outta here got some proper food down you.

>>81493423
Lets hear x

>>81493312
>how taboo it is for ethnic minorities to do things like vote BNP/Reform etc
Zia Yusuf supports Reform and I'm sure he's not the only ethnic minority to support Reform.

>even being a tory is taboo enough for most
There are lots of Tories who aren't white though. Rishi Sunak, James Cleverly, Priti Patel, Sajid Javid, Nadhim Zahawi, etc.

>If this is who I think it is
I hope you haven't doxxed me lad

>everyone voted for a politician purely on a racial basis, despite being objectively a terrible politician, getting banned for years, and getting reelected again.
I guess you mean Lutfur Rahman but I don't think he's representative of all brown people. Just like I don't think Nigel Farage is representative of all white people.

>I interact with non-whites every day and they have no idea about what I'm like beyond those pleasant interactions, it's the same the other way around.
Well you could get to know each other a bit more. I've worked with people from ethnic minorities and met people like that in social contexts, etc. Many decent people. Everyone's different though, so you can find good and bad people among ethnic minorities, just like you can among the white population.

>>81493457
That's a lot of processed slop de lid

Dude, Hell totally sucks!

>>81493470
I did for many years but then eating gassed, raped and tortured animals that have been kept in their own shit for their short lives lost it's appeal.

Plus it's been better for my tum tum

IT'S VEGAN SLOP!
eats a rustler

Haifa getting glassed

>>81493478
Can't be arsed to cook lid

Me and Eva6 snuggling

Why are most threads now SSM?

if all the brown countries ganged up on isreal now could isreal still defend itsself?

Israel should bring out the nukes

Right. Going to make the journey to McDonalds. Mum is in her Pajamas and wont take me. Gutted.

>>81493498
SSM is a good lad, no?

>>81493457
>vegan food
Interesting. Do you get cravings for real meat or not?

>>81493498
Because he's the best thing in Britain, obviously

>>81493373
Oh no, you can't just ask that here... You'll get the "image"

>>81493498
SeasideMARK is the backbone of the britfeel community. Get with the programme. If you dont like it you know where the door is. Simple as.

>>81493508
Oh yes another member of the seasideARMY. We are getting stronger. It lush.

>>81493507
Sure, but I'm a relatively new vegan so that's to be expected. I think that what I'm actually craving is salt and "meaty" food since the cravings chill out when I eat a Beyond Burger

Thinking of just eating a large bowl of cereal twice per day.

Imagine hating on SSM

>>81493503
Israel itself could get away with using nukes, but the whole world would be fucked in the short term and Israel would suffer from that too

>>81493526
At least use Huel as milk or some shit lid

>>81493526
Seems like it'd get boring quite quickly

>>81493559
More than one cereal exists

>>81493559
I've seen lids drink Huel for every meal each day, eating the same thing every day is fine as long as you aren't doing it for any kind of pleasure

>>81493539
Why do you say that, lid? I reckon cereal is a better and cheaper option than my current diet of Iceland breaded chicken and chips.

giving some Beyond Burger style patent troll company bothers me more than just eating the flesh of an animal, tbqh.
and environmentally there are other issues, it's all fucked.

>>81493566
They're not different enough though

>>81493575
>drink Huel for every meal each day

>>81493581
Iceland do some cracking frozen chicken and chips tbqh

>>81493581
Just to get your nutrients in lid
>>81493582
I mean, you don't have to eat Beyond Burgers. Even store ownband vegan burgers are pretty good at this point. Although I agree that it sucks that everyone from private companies to the government are trying to stifle vegan food
>>81493585
Most based anon

Thx for being my mfren x

>>81492846
means you're a statistically likely to be a serial killer

litre of Mr Muscle down the bath plughole.
it's not clogged per se (or at all), but it can't hurt.

>>81493621
I did try Huel but I don't like the effort making it up three times a day and the ready made ones are too expensive.

Fire broke out at a refinery in Israels Haifa after Iranian missiles hit the area


https://xcancel.com/ragipsoylu/status/1933987788984144188#m

>>81493625
right back at ya, x!

>>81493666
>after Iranian missiles hit the area

Actual sweating. Hhl was right.100% humidity.

>>81493664
I'm not trying to insult you Anon but if putting some powder in a bottle of water and shaking is too much effort what else is there out there? I'm genuinely curious

Told me mate I'm stopping in tonight. Garn keep meself fresh (as possible) for tomorrow.

>>81493685
Bloody hell lad gotta get a print of this for the wall

>>81493679

I'll be leaving me fan on most of the night probably.

>>81493684
True to be honest de lid. Just laziness on my part I suppose.

I fully support my Indo-European *bhreh2teres and *swesores in Iran in their fight against Isnotreal.

>>81493685
Did you get Kevin a father's day card?

STATION!

Cool as a cucumber me. Blackout curtains and the fan on full pelt oh aye.

>>81493702
Sorry lid I should have been more clear, I want to know what you actually eat

>>81493621
my problem with vegan ____s is that they're always specifically their own seekrit formula, some are good, some are bad, i bet recipes call for Myyt strips and it HAS to be them.
also, i am a poor person. for the same cost i could buy more meat, which is a shame, meat is already the high-priced 'nice' thing on my plate compared to carbs and veggies. (i know there's a whole thing with vegetables too, Tenderstem etc, fuck the lot of it).

i want lab-grown meat, produced at scale, some machine-inventor gets to be happy but nobody owns the end result no more than anyone owns oranges or yo-yos.

after some stop-start rain it is a balmy summer night.
glad in a way because earlier i had wet shopping and it needed to dry.

>>81493712
Usually have some Weetabix in the morning with me woffee. Snack like a fat bastard until dinner time then it depends. Slop chicken and chips, homemade chili or chicken curry (which is healthy and lots of fresh vegetables but it's a whole effort) or whatever scraps.
Might just rededicate myself to the Huel again.

Fucking kino music in the background during a region war kek

https://xcancel.com/ragipsoylu/status/1933988663425110438#m

>>81493684
>what else is there out there?
bowl of cereal, twice daily.

>>81493716
To be fair lid a vegan diet can be cheaper, it's the faux meat bullshit that tends to be more expensive than a meat diet. I'm just a lazy and fat bitch who actually eats faux meat.

I agree that we need lab grown meat though

>>81493734
this looks pretty extravagant. those people must be significantly wealthy. if only one of the missiles could veer, ever-so-slightly...

Still haven't had my bud, I think I'm just too lazy to grind it up at this point

filling myself full of caffeine in an attempt to feel less grim

>>81493773
Me too lid, maybe I should get some of those ADHD meds

if i see weed i gotta light it x

eva6's creamy slice

>>81493744
i've tried it, a few different ways, and i think overall i'd say vegan diets are not cheaper. and fast food/process bullshit IS as cheap as it gets (although that has skyrocketed: 'tinned meat' is now what the same fresh meals were).

without the fake meat i did lentils and stuff, but it always felt like it needed meat for the protein. chickpeas wouldn't hack it. tofu was acceptable but it's such a faff to drain and get right.

big bag of brown rice, frozen strips of chicken, frozen mixed veg. with spices and maybe sauces, you never need anything else.

weed again? sounds like u need a nappy m8 LOL

Hope Iran wins desu

>>81493797
Fair lid, you can't really get much cheaper than fast food slop. I guess maybe a more fair claim is that a vegan diet is healthier pound for pound with a higher cost of entry.

>>81493822
Same, Israel needs it's wing clipped

Could you just stir Huel in a pint glass? Seems easier than all the shaker bollocks and easier to clean too. Think I'd be more likely to stick to it.

>>81493822
>Hope Iran wins desu
same here lid

>>81493822
rock and rock and roll to you
and rock and roll to you

>>81493835
Can't see why not lid, give it a go and report back

Need to find a reliable regular escort

>>81493846
I will tomorrow, I already ate too much today.

Finish cleaning my room. Prncess time now. It fxing weekend x

>>81493870
Paint your cute toes for us x

>>81493870
Time for crossydresser to come out x

whos the fattest lad ITT? cant be me anymore since i started losing weight

>>81493875
>>81493885
Would love to see it

/britfeel/ is a pro-Iran general

>>81493889
Blad is 25 stone pal.

Obviously, Iran is based. Why aren't you a based Jihadist anon?

>>81493902
fair play, even at my most chumba i was just under 19

>>81493707
Underrated post, love PIE

I love being morbidly obese. I eat and drink whatever the fuck I want. Don't care if my heart packs up at 40, I'd rather be hedonistic and die young than never do anything interesting and live until 100 or whatever. Now I'm gonna eat a tub of Ben and Jerrys and maybe have a crafty wank x

>>81493908
>Why aren't you a based Jihadist anon?
Because every religion is objectively a lie

>>81493923
Another linguist here huh?

long live the aputollah

Need to see crossy in a cute dress please- it's an emergency

>>81493926
I want to live as long as possible I think. If I die early then so be it. But I'll try to keep myself in good health.

>>81493926
Yeah but you aren't getting any pussy being fat

>>81493951
Food is better than pussy

/britfeel/ - polyglots and tubbyguts

>>81493902
24:06 at the moment. No where near 25 yet lid.

Might get some Dominos for my 5ht meal of the day. New pizza they have is so good. What an experience x

>>81493965
>polyglots and tubbyguts

i've got a Crozzy M. in the freezer. wouldn't go near that Domino's muck.

>>81493926
>I love being morbidly obese. I eat and drink whatever the fuck I want. Don't care if my heart packs up at 40, I'd rather be hedonistic and die young than never do anything interesting
eating a lot and looking like shit is not interesting

you can still eat good food and fuck pretty girls if you are /fit/

it's just as interesting, being obese is not a good time or life; certainly not worth dying young for

There was never going to be any fucking of pretty girls for me
It was over the moment I slid out of me mams fanny

>>81493951
>>81494036
>muh pussy
You people are pathetic

>>81494036
purely in your own life, in the moment, being obese sounds like you'd have chronic problems. not "high chance of developing ____ later."

i've only been chubby and i've also been slightly fit, and just little things like being able to carry shopping, not feeling tired, not craving shit (food purely as fuel? of course it's going to be healthy balanced stuff, and it's fun to cook).

also fat people smell. it really sucks but it's not like TMAU, you can do something about it.

>>81493926
Henry Morgan did this after he stopped being a pirate. Just ate and drank himself to death, corr

>>81494064
Spoken like somebody who has never seen a vagina in their life

Post your go-to Dominos order lads
Large Pepperoni Passion Double Decadence
Garlic Bread Pizza
Wedges
Chicken Strippers
Big bottle of full fat Coca Cola
Cookies

>>81494075
Spoken like a pathetic loser who simps for bodycount-mids. Enjoy basing your entire existence around pre-owned pussy, tard

>>81494064
>You people are pathetic
you think being obese and laying around "eating and being hedonistic" is less pathetic than courting females which is primary to our continuation as a species?

It's always the virgins who care so much about pussy that they put it on a pedestal. People who have actually had sex regularly don't care like they do. Projection every time.

>>81494090
Fuckin ell how much does all that cost? You would need to take a loan out at the coutts for that order lid.

>>81494091
>Spoken like a pathetic loser who simps for bodycount-mids. Enjoy basing your entire existence around pre-owned pussy, tard
I can feel your obesity

stop being so fat

>>81494091
Do you really think that I need to make finding pussy the centre of my life? Pussy comes to me anon. Most of the time I'm busy with hobbies or work or whatever.

>>81494101
PayPal credit de lad x

>>81494111
Imagine paying for food on credit. Fucking hell lid

Drinking a Timothy Taylor's Landlord. Sadly not on cask at The Swan.

>>81494101
Costs about 50 quid. Taxpayer pays for it all x

Been off my antidepressants for about a week now

I feel a bit lazy and lethargic, which I'm sure is a withdrawal effect, because my brain is having to readjust to life without the antidepressant

I want to keep pushing on though. When I was off the drug, I was more active (going for regular walks). I want to do that again.

>was thinking about joining the RAF when I was younger
Glad I didn't do that now

Finally had some weedington. I'm flying anons, this is great

>>81493926
We had this post yesterday

>>81494187
Illegal activity

>>81494202
I have a script lid, it's legal

I was once asked one of those hypothetical questions like 'Would you rather a million pounds and never have sex again, or have sex everyday for the rest of your life but have to work full time for universal credit'. Point being, I gave a hypothetical answer and the actual thing ended up happening. Not good though, it was definitely a 'lesser of two evils' kind of thing

>>81494198
The antidepressants one is becoming a regular as well.
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/OTYb7484Ulr7iD8yYvmx3g/

>>81494198
>>81494228
Both facts of life for users of this general. Are you surprised by these subjects popping up constantly?

I'm so high anonwsssss. I love you all

I miss Smirnoffbro
Miss all the drunk lads shitposting. It's rare nowadays other than HHL

Might have another puff of weedington

>>81494094
When it comes to modern women (not like the worthless Holes in the past were that much better either tbqh); eating and drinking yourself to an early death is only one of a dozen more noble pursuits for any man
>muh species
Ever been outside? Ever seen the average normgroid and normgroids children? They aren't worth shit. Your pre-owned wife with multiple loads of other guys cum on her face is not worth shit, and your children, who will be as equally worthless as you, will also not be worth shit

You're all just massively coping, and I look forward to you pussy worshippers becoming a depressed incel because you're a gynocentric mong whose entire life revolves around women, or when your pre-owned wife who has settled for you out of desperation realizes she can use the state to rape you with no consequences. You can't even fuck your wife without the states permission anymore either, and the sad thing is most of you worthless gynoslavish wifeguys are also in favor of this law, because your entire philosophy is based around not being called "creepy" by women like they did to you in high-school.

But sure, keep on subscribing to the "trad" substack grifters. Few more "Top 10 ALPHA TRAITS (thread)" and you'll bag that pure maiden

Well lads?

Hate having autism. It is ruining my life, family led me to having low self esteem because they don't support me or understand it. I feel lonely because I can't connect with people and the world is against the autistic.

>>81494277
>and the sad thing is most of you worthless gynoslavish wifeguys are also in favor of this law
Not me, I've always been pro-marital rape

ohhhh 'Cannachan'
like cannabis, right, got it

>>81494324
Find your fellow autists and life will get better. Also learn how to get and live off bennies

>>81494187
looks like dried up cat poo

imagine making a drug your entire personality.
would never be me.

>>81494298
don't know what you look like

Just imagine if you buried a body in a field, got way with it for the best part of a decade, then that field where you buried the body ended up becoming a housing development

Of course she was drinking at daddy's pub earlier. Probably does work there too. Good old nepotism.

>>81494101
Crufts? Not even with a hound.

>>81494330
>>81494358
Yup, love a bit of weedington does I
>>81494358
Based anon

>>81494378
>Good old nepotism.
based, the world is built upon inheritance.

Buyers market for Scottish NEETussy post vape ban

>>81494378
good dealers would never give gear to their own kids, but he's probably got the tap lines hooked directly to her veins

>>81494132
Where's your bit of paper proving so lad? I doubt anyone here drinks outside.

>>81494399
Has anyone else noticed how many people have started smoking again since the vape ban? I almost never saw people smoking anymore, apart from maybe outside a pub on a friday night, but over the past week it's been everywhere

Going for another puff of weedington before I get comfy under the blanket. Oh aye

>>81494405
"Just hook it to my veins."

Great Simpsons moment.

>>81494187
Cool Raspberry Pi, is that what you're posting from? Is it a 400 or a 500?

Imagine having fatty liver disease in your 20s.

Today has been one of those '16 hours a day' days

>>81494449
It's a Pi 400 but I'd like to get a 500 at some point. I'm actually posting from my tablet though, mostly just because I'm running updates and monitoring a chat on my Pi

>>81494427
That second puff is making Slowdive sound great

>>81494228
Yeah that's me. Other people post about their lives so fuck it, there's my current battle in life: antidepressants. If you don't like my posts then you can of course ignore them, that's your choice. I've had some good discussions about mental health shit in /britfeel/ before though.

PS4 fans louder than the tv. Can't immerse myself in vidya. I know if I take this thing apart, it's probably not working again. Thermal paste probably all evaporated.

eva6 did you invite one of your friends

>>81494277
>Ever been outside? Ever seen the average normgroid and normgroids children?
yes they are the best educated and capable humans who have ever existed in history; and they do amazing things

>>81494277
>They aren't worth shit.
why do you say that? what are your feelings telling you?

>>81494277
>They aren't worth shit. Your pre-owned wife with multiple loads of other guys cum on her face is not worth shit, and your children, who will be as equally worthless as you, will also not be worth shit
im not worthless, i do research in the field of biology and epistemology. I hope my children could enjoy such meaning and success as i have

>>81494500
>they are the best educated and capable humans who have ever existed in history

>>81494515
>>they are the best educated and capable humans who have ever existed in history
How much education do you think the average human had between ten thousand and 200k years ago?

we have been a species for hundreds of thousands of years. A child today who can do some math and knows about evolution is among the most educated organisms who have existed on the planet in the last 1,000,000,000 years

>>81494529
Yeah, people are more educated now than 500 years ago, but certainly not 50 or maybe even 150. I bet the average Roman citizen was more educated than the average British citizen today.

>>81494540
>but certainly not 50 or maybe even 150.
citation needed

eva6 was very rude earlier

>>81494543
>citation needed
concession accepted

>most capable
Capable of doing what? You had medieval builders who were building intricate cathedrals without electricty or engines or computers, today a lot of people can't do anything beyond typing drivel into ChatGPT

>>81494553
You think the average child in the 1970s had more education than a child now? There is no basis for this assertion

there is more available and better education now, and average standardized test scores prove it

but any literate human is an amazing thing on a geological timescale

stunning, really

Just had a good wankington, pwoarrrrr yes de lids

>>81494566
>today a lot of people can't do anything beyond typing drivel into ChatGPT
what a droll way of looking at it

>>81494578
>You think the average child in the 1970s had more education than a child now? There is no basis for this assertion
Yeah I do. I mean children today are probably aware of a broader range of pronouns than a child educated in the 1970s, but what else?

Feel quite tired now. Sleeps soon and hopefully I'll feel better for tomorrow.

>>81494578
>but any literate human
whilst I agree being literate is good, before literacy people were still doing impressive things. An illiterate person today would be literally useless, an illiterate person in the middle ages could be running a manor, trading internationally, running an army etc

>>81494588
>Yeah I do. I mean children today are probably aware of a broader range of pronouns than a child educated in the 1970s, but what else?
well education on how to use computers and math and science that had not even been invented then

>>81494593
Night Helperchan, hope you have a good one

Corrrr just had a proper good wankington did I. Pwoarrrrr

>>81494586
Its just a fact, people are just cogs in a machine today. SIC is a perfect example of this, his sole purpose on Earth is just to generate GDP and shovel as much goyslop down his gullet as possible. Is that really more impressive than what the average medieval peasant was doing in 1012AD?

>>81494596
running an army to kill other people and take their resources is not that amazing any group of animals can kill another group; growing crops to feed 9billion humans using technology that barely existed 50 years ago.. is

>>81494578
U know your catlore

>>81494606
Nice, how did you touch yourself?

>>81494598
>education on how to use computers
It's a well known fact these days that Zoomers are almost as computer illiterate as boomers, if not moreso. You can teach a chimp to press buttons in a sequence and release a food parcel, that's not much different.

>>81494609
>Its just a fact,
no, it's your baseless opinion you use to justify your pointless existence

it's just you

toothache is the worst pain known to man

>>81494606
Aye we h*rny, we in "the mood", we DTF, it saturday

>>81494618
>It's a well known fact these days that
this is how someone starts a baseless assertion

>>81494613
>running an army to kill other people and take their resources is not that amazing

>>81494624
I'd agree, although cramp is pretty close. It's literally torture

>>81494629
Image related, I'd fuck
>>81494616
Good old fashioned palmy, no lube lid. No porn even. It might be for me but it's not for you

>>81494634
>quote with pic

>>81494630
My point is that 95% understand it, and if you're living under a rock that's not my problem.

Me n shppy is gl00mcore twinsies
Nd me n hhl is dreamcore twinsies

>>81494543
citation? just look at old question papers going back from mid 20th century. it's not a matter of opinion. curriculum has been shot.

>>81494644
>Good old fashioned palmy, no lube lid.
Hardcore lid. Did you cum lots?

Screen addict bunny x

>>81494650
>Me n shppy is gl00mcore twinsies
we Inverness in life x

I feel shite that i wnt go to my big cousins husbands birthday thing tomoz,,am just not up to it. My mam said that "it's going to be in a noisy pub" "its jst sitting in a noisy pub" I was finking i wanted to try just bc i havent seen my cousin since my auntys funeral nd we dont meet that much,but the reality of actually doing it is a lot. I Hope she doesnt take it personally. Think shes coming 2 my stpdads birthday thing neway.

>>81494659
My sister got me one of these for Christmas

>>81494683
Missed you crossy lad, you haven't been here as much the past day or so x

>>81494654
Yeah lid, I shot fat ropes everywhere. You bout ta fap too lid?

>>81494648
>My point is that 95% understand it, and if you're living under a rock that's not my problem.
ok

>>81494664
Inverness deffos gloomcore

>>81494659
I can stop any time, but first I need to DL and play apex legends, so will have to cancel teh less screen time plan. Also, I'm not aiming for less screen time, I want more doss time.

The solstice rapidly approaches

>>81494715
Thus whole June been gloomcore af though

>>81494614
that catlore post was mine!
small world wow

>>81494692
Yeah lid, about ter get my stoker out. You ever used one lid?

>>81494721
>Thus whole June been gloomcore af though
Alright Richardabdn

>>81494727
wtf where did you get this

Ate too much cereal and chocolate so I purged it

>>81494659
Are you a bender? What's your sexual orientation

>>81494708
Ave never really got into them games. I downloadd fortnite ages ago when i was drunk bc of Hhl but i never opened it. Couldnt get into Warzone at all. Just confusing. But i did like apex legends. How it feels remind me a bit of like Halo,titanfall,,kinda floaty feeling, nd i dont know if this is unpopular but my fav modern Cod was advanced warfare the one with kevin spacey in. And i thought apex legends was a bit like that. So aye its quite good imo.
>>81494689
Cute did u know what it was?

fun effortpost fact: when you accidentally type a huge number into the font size box in GIMP, set it to 500000 or something, it caps at 8192
then it crashes the program, the next time it loads it slowly reinitialises everything and you have lost all your hard work

so nobody come at me for taking ages to put three pieces of text and two lines onto a photo

Could hit 36-38c by the end of june. Would be a June all time record if so

>>81494732
Haha not complaining mind u I quite like it,,thats funny tho
>>81494727
<3 my wee one is a (british) shorthair

>>81494750
crossy is into feet and catgirls

>>81494750
Post pics. I wanna see anon's adorable purge

>>81494752
Yeah she explained what is was when I opened it. It's pretty cool, it has little plushes inside the head zipped up, that's meant to represent voices/hallucinations. It was a very thoughtful gift

>>81494732
Where is this guy on about ? Bit dramatic like

Not sure what time to go to beddingtons lads. The weed hasn't completely knocked me out and it's ot at fuck.

>>81494777
Thats a epic gift,nice 1 x

>>81494776
I did some in the sink but it started blocking the plughole so I did in toilet too

>>81494752
My COD days were years ago, MW2 was brilliant, but when advanced warfare came out, wew lad, it was mental (compared to just run and shoot MW2). I can't really remember the lore, it's something to do with titanfall (I think the kings canyon map). We'll have to get a /britfeel/ squad going.

second time someone has posted their bodily excretions today

i'm worried about you, /britfeel/

>>81494781
Aberdeen. He's been posting stuff like that once or twice a week, every week for almost 3 years now on a weather forum (TWO)

In March someone from Aberdeen said how it had been unusually warm and sunny up there and he dismissed that too

>live in a place called Abaddon
>complain

Corr

finkin'i just wanna infiltrate the labial cavities of japanese female dj Hanna

perfect indochinese phenotype of the first order

hafta be asserted

may embark on the masturbationberg in about 25, more or less precisely

Here's another one, he's like this literally every week

>>81494833
Major TJB vibes. Good find.

Crossy do you want to have sex with men?

>>81494793
When i thnk about this compared 2 the pic of shite earlier the spoiler doesnt rly make a difference does it cus in reality when its spoilered you just want to open ti even more lel
>>81494804
Mw2 was epic,,domination, terminal,scrapyard.Estate.cor cor cor.Jst loads of hackers after a while. On ps3 neway.
>>81494833
Class

>>81494793
The fuck have you been eating lid? That just look like you vomited up your literal stomach

Lying in the dark on my own.

>>81494827
Post pics anon
>>81494813
Any other anons want to contribute? I'd give anything to see some /brit/ bodily excretions

>>81494872
Same. Just me and my music

>>81494843
He used to use the phrase 'wrist-slittingly bad' in most of his posts too but I think the jannies had a word with him about it

>>81494872
The perfect time to touch yourself while thinking about Eva

>>81494890
Thinking about grosser things than that I'm afraid.

>>81494872
does your place any ground floor windows?

>>81494867
I binge ate tunnockd caramel wafers and some other chocolate bar from Lidl. Also lots of Cheerios and milk, sweet potato, chicken and blueberries were coming up from my meal earlier too.

>>81494872
I'd join you <3

>>81494883
2 days later he's at it again

>>81494899
Grape lane, York?

Having a piss and shit is I lads

Next day he's moaning again

Is anyone worse at politics than Sir Keir and his merry mxn?
>Spend months insisting no rape gang inquiry is needed after many labour councils are implicated
>Say MPs calling for it are jumping on a far-right bandwagon
>Gets labour MPs to vote against tory motion for inquiry
>Several months later U-turn because they're about to release even more damning information and won't be able to justify refusing it any more

>>81494879
my sink was pretty bad. mostly bits of nose + blood.
but i cleaned it earlier sorry anon maybe next time

Post by me Richardabdn from my rented flat in Aberdeen

>>81494900
Yes? What sort of house just doesn't have windows on the first floor.

>>81494866
I think I had MW2 on 360, and advanced warfare might have been xbone. My memory isn't too good. I'm on PC, but might look into a cheap ps4 from 1 of the local pawn shops.

If he hates Aberdeen so much why doesn't he just move south?

>>81494933
maybe we're not all so wealthy we have the downstairs of the building we live in

(bailiffs took my downstairs away, now the the rest of my house is 10 feet in the air)

We all gloomcore in sctland x

People are very mean outside of /britfeel/. You get abuse yelled at you completely unprovoked. Never crossposting again

>>81494989
I'll be mean to you inside of /britfeel/ faggot

>>81494945
Love to get a 360 again n play halo on there desu but am not sure what theyre like now if they even work.Fink i had like 2 that had red ring of death nd that was like 2010. So fx knows what theyre like now.

>parents have been out since four
They're going to be fucking wissed when they come back ._.

>>81495027
Grim int it. Past a certain age, it becomes totally undignified.

>>81495035
They're going to be in the kitchen, smashing shit, they'll probably end up arguing at some point, which'll be delightful

>>81495042
vocaroo them having a barney lad

>>81495042
Iktf. All mine do now is argue over nothing. Embarrassing.

Fucking ad a shit innit lads. This one was a fucking pain to get out. Still got shit smeared all over my ass.

>>81495021
I never got done in by that thankfully, but my mate did. I remember I'd been playing MW2 on my mates 360, then got a copy myself one christmas, and on boxing day I moved the 360 when it was playing, and fucked the disk. Was fuming, had to go into town and get a new copy when everything was open.

Just chugged a pint of orange squash. Oh aye.

Croissant in the oven
Strawbs in the fridge
>>81495027
<3

I got the Yellow Light of Death on my OG backwards compatible PS3 and then got Red Ring of Death on the Xbox 360 I switched too. Those things were fucking defective.

>>81495108
shouldn't have replied with that heart crossy: I've got an erection now

Big Lee drinking update
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBo6NI_jNyk

>>81494926
Labour are 21% vs Reform's 32% in the polls, it's basically over for them

>>81494474
prefer their eps

but not bad

also pygmalion

>>81495125
Fucking Hell. Lee is really getting to be a wumba chumba. Na night Ziggeh cya in't mornin pal and for my tea lakaseh.

how do i kill the shield guys in doom?

>>81494951
He's gone on holiday to Italy at the moment. Yesterday Aberdeen was the sunniest place in the UK kek

Hope I fail my ESTA so I don't have to visit America this Summer. I really CBA.

>>81495147
shoot at them until they die.

The gender dysphoria bunny has the Sylveon colours,,its actually quite nice. My fav eveelution glaceon.Maybe espeon.Theyre all good tbf.
>>81495111
Man i would luv if my ps3 could play ps2 games.Yea I think the 360 is prone to breaking desu. Tbh. My wii still works. My ps3 still works. But i got this one second hand in 2013. So am not sure what its lore and back story is but thats still pretty long ago.My ps4 runs like shite now. Nice trips + ps triple trips.
>>81495118
It cannae be helped x

>>81495156
>Friday 13th
keek
>on holiday to Italy
soitui.png

my favourite Pokemon type is Fairy type, like this Pokemon here

>>81495233
Good choice x

>>81495192
Quite funny how they just scrapped PS2 backwards compatibility after the initial run of consoles. Not sure why, it worked really well.

quite like this lil goofy nikka right here

>>81495233
1 of my fav pkmns Mawile, steel/fairy.Looks proper cute n epic at same time.

Muh game, is ready to play, but unfortunately, I am ready to sleep. I'll check it out in the morning,

>>81495268
it's a venus fly trap it should be Grass type (with an ability against bugs)

Iran bringing out the big toys now

https://x.com/BNONews/status/1934038593653047762

Naughty mammy x

>>81495233
same de lid
love this lass desu

I cannae mind what shppys TUI pic filename actually was,,i saved it back then in my special folder << I have lost every single 1 of my epic pics on my phone going back to 2020. Bc of the faccy rez. So aye its fked. Am rebuilding completely from scratch.
>>81495337
Now that looks like a grass type

pretty bored over here lids

>>81495364
i have an idea for a game, it's this:

one of us comes up with an idea for a game, then we all play it. fun!

We r a island of strangers x