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George Formby edition
Offie lad, play us a song x
Any lad here who knows how to play or make music, play us a song bless x
How much would pay to shag her lads?
Another 16 hour shift of owning chudcels from my rented flat in Glasgow
>>81493323You're doing God's work lad. Us lefties need to stick together
sex with shippy but its anal only
>>81493315Is that Katie Price? WTF happened to her?
>>81493230>all brown people hate all white people>It's obviously not true that all brown people hate all white people.I never said it was all of them, not even a majority, but it's a very sizeable minority and differs from ethnic group (Pakis are the worst, followed by other recent mystery meat, down to older christian blacks/Sikhs etc etc)
Beyond the minority that explicity hate whites, you have people who are civil enough to your face, but are otherwise ethnocentric, they vote for people along ethnic lines and act explicitly in their ethnic interest etc. The fact that phrases like 'uncle tom' and 'coconut' even exist show how taboo it is for ethnic minorities to do things like vote BNP/Reform etc, even being a tory is taboo enough for most.
>l don't think it's been that shelteredIf this is who I think it is then you've grown up in a 98% white town, and your nearest city was 90% white back then. Living in tower hamlets as a student where you barely really interact with people on a non-commercial basis is different to really being part of the community there. Even so, you lived there at a time when everyone voted for a politician purely on a racial basis, despite being objectively a terrible politician, getting banned for years, and getting reelected again.
I interact with non-whites every day and they have no idea about what I'm like beyond those pleasant interactions, it's the same the other way around.
>>81493315I'd pay not to fuck that freak of nature. Would rather have Harvey and his Proud Willy fuck my arse.
>>81493273>Sounds like this 'BN' guy lives in your head rent free.NTA, but BN lives in a big house in a posh area paying a substanial rent to a landlord
>>81493309https://vocaroo.com/1V7UiW6nejDZ
Nasal breathing cus ave got a codeine melting under my tongue
>>81493315Corr i bet her arsehole tastes amazing
>>81493339beautiful lad x
>>81493315>>81493329She used to be fit back in the day. Sad
>>81493338You are that anon though. Why lie
>>81493315Whats that patch on her arse
>>81493353Buttocks fattening injections?
>>81493329The poo incident did a number on her
>>81493353Its to stop the silicone from oozing out.
>>81493309Not mine but a lad posted this on here the other week
https://vocaroo.com/1c5KYRlvumnE
>>81493361Clearly isn't working
>>81493353from BBL probably
>>81493365W-what 'poo incident' ?
>>81493343Its the tune that plays at thr start of undertale,it's nice. "Fallen down"
>>81493348This post
>>81493270 wasn't me de lad.
I did often think the brown penis sucking posts were all BN, but there's another leftist regular here, also from Glasgow as it happens. I think it's pubes but not certain
>>81493376Ok maybe it was that Ponce guy.
>>81493376NTA but why does your life revolve around dolly gossip and drama?
>>81493383Were you here during the 'Goodfellas'/Andrew Prince era?
If you haven't, look up "It's great being a in a every within mile radius" on desuarchive and brace yourself
>>81493403I have better things to do lad
>>81493392Because one day I inadvertantly stumbled across the event horizon of the black hole that is /britfeel/, here forever now
>>81493374"Undertale" from Undertale was one of the first songs I learnt to play on guitar. Simple but stunning
>>81493420You saw a pub and in your head changed the name of the pub to a personality.
>>81493416>I have better things to do ladWhat a ridiculous lie.
>>81493416NTA, but we all know that this isn't true
>I have better things to do lad
he said on saturday evening posting on /britfeel/
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Got some grub from Sainsbury's for the next few days. Haven't tried to lasagna, hoping it's lush.
>>81493457>Plant basedGet that vegan muck outta here got some proper food down you.
>>81493312>how taboo it is for ethnic minorities to do things like vote BNP/Reform etcZia Yusuf supports Reform and I'm sure he's not the only ethnic minority to support Reform.
>even being a tory is taboo enough for mostThere are lots of Tories who aren't white though. Rishi Sunak, James Cleverly, Priti Patel, Sajid Javid, Nadhim Zahawi, etc.
>If this is who I think it isI hope you haven't doxxed me lad
>everyone voted for a politician purely on a racial basis, despite being objectively a terrible politician, getting banned for years, and getting reelected again.I guess you mean Lutfur Rahman but I don't think he's representative of all brown people. Just like I don't think Nigel Farage is representative of all white people.
>I interact with non-whites every day and they have no idea about what I'm like beyond those pleasant interactions, it's the same the other way around.Well you could get to know each other a bit more. I've worked with people from ethnic minorities and met people like that in social contexts, etc. Many decent people. Everyone's different though, so you can find good and bad people among ethnic minorities, just like you can among the white population.
>>81493457That's a lot of processed slop de lid
Dude, Hell totally sucks!
>>81493470I did for many years but then eating gassed, raped and tortured animals that have been kept in their own shit for their short lives lost it's appeal.
Plus it's been better for my tum tum
IT'S VEGAN SLOP!
eats a rustler
>>81493478Can't be arsed to cook lid
Why are most threads now SSM?
if all the brown countries ganged up on isreal now could isreal still defend itsself?
Israel should bring out the nukes
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Right. Going to make the journey to McDonalds. Mum is in her Pajamas and wont take me. Gutted.
>>81493498SSM is a good lad, no?
>>81493457>vegan foodInteresting. Do you get cravings for real meat or not?
>>81493498Because he's the best thing in Britain, obviously
>>81493373Oh no, you can't just ask that here... You'll get the "image"
>>81493498SeasideMARK is the backbone of the britfeel community. Get with the programme. If you dont like it you know where the door is. Simple as.
>>81493508Oh yes another member of the seasideARMY. We are getting stronger. It lush.
>>81493507Sure, but I'm a relatively new vegan so that's to be expected. I think that what I'm actually craving is salt and "meaty" food since the cravings chill out when I eat a Beyond Burger
Thinking of just eating a large bowl of cereal twice per day.
>>81493503Israel itself could get away with using nukes, but the whole world would be fucked in the short term and Israel would suffer from that too
>>81493526At least use Huel as milk or some shit lid
>>81493526Seems like it'd get boring quite quickly
>>81493559More than one cereal exists
>>81493559I've seen lids drink Huel for every meal each day, eating the same thing every day is fine as long as you aren't doing it for any kind of pleasure
>>81493539Why do you say that, lid? I reckon cereal is a better and cheaper option than my current diet of Iceland breaded chicken and chips.
giving some Beyond Burger style patent troll company bothers me more than just eating the flesh of an animal, tbqh.
and environmentally there are other issues, it's all fucked.
>>81493566They're not different enough though
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>>81493575>drink Huel for every meal each day
>>81493581Iceland do some cracking frozen chicken and chips tbqh
>>81493581Just to get your nutrients in lid
>>81493582I mean, you don't have to eat Beyond Burgers. Even store ownband vegan burgers are pretty good at this point. Although I agree that it sucks that everyone from private companies to the government are trying to stifle vegan food
>>81493585Most based anon
thanks
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Thx for being my mfren x
>>81492846means you're a statistically likely to be a serial killer
litre of Mr Muscle down the bath plughole.
it's not clogged per se (or at all), but it can't hurt.
>>81493621I did try Huel but I don't like the effort making it up three times a day and the ready made ones are too expensive.
Fire broke out at a refinery in Israels Haifa after Iranian missiles hit the area
https://xcancel.com/ragipsoylu/status/1933987788984144188#m
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>>81493625right back at ya, x!
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>>81493666>after Iranian missiles hit the area
Actual sweating. Hhl was right.100% humidity.
>>81493664I'm not trying to insult you Anon but if putting some powder in a bottle of water and shaking is too much effort what else is there out there? I'm genuinely curious
Told me mate I'm stopping in tonight. Garn keep meself fresh (as possible) for tomorrow.
>>81493685Bloody hell lad gotta get a print of this for the wall
>>81493679I'll be leaving me fan on most of the night probably.
>>81493684True to be honest de lid. Just laziness on my part I suppose.
I fully support my Indo-European *bhreh2teres and *swesores in Iran in their fight against Isnotreal.
>>81493685Did you get Kevin a father's day card?
Cool as a cucumber me. Blackout curtains and the fan on full pelt oh aye.
>>81493702Sorry lid I should have been more clear, I want to know what you actually eat
>>81493621my problem with vegan ____s is that they're always specifically their own seekrit formula, some are good, some are bad, i bet recipes call for Myyt strips and it HAS to be them.
also, i am a poor person. for the same cost i could buy more meat, which is a shame, meat is already the high-priced 'nice' thing on my plate compared to carbs and veggies. (i know there's a whole thing with vegetables too, Tenderstem etc, fuck the lot of it).
i want lab-grown meat, produced at scale, some machine-inventor gets to be happy but nobody owns the end result no more than anyone owns oranges or yo-yos.
after some stop-start rain it is a balmy summer night.
glad in a way because earlier i had wet shopping and it needed to dry.
>>81493712Usually have some Weetabix in the morning with me woffee. Snack like a fat bastard until dinner time then it depends. Slop chicken and chips, homemade chili or chicken curry (which is healthy and lots of fresh vegetables but it's a whole effort) or whatever scraps.
Might just rededicate myself to the Huel again.
Fucking kino music in the background during a region war kek
https://xcancel.com/ragipsoylu/status/1933988663425110438#m
>>81493684>what else is there out there?bowl of cereal, twice daily.
>>81493716To be fair lid a vegan diet can be cheaper, it's the faux meat bullshit that tends to be more expensive than a meat diet. I'm just a lazy and fat bitch who actually eats faux meat.
I agree that we need lab grown meat though
>>81493734this looks pretty extravagant. those people must be significantly wealthy. if only one of the missiles could veer, ever-so-slightly...
Still haven't had my bud, I think I'm just too lazy to grind it up at this point
filling myself full of caffeine in an attempt to feel less grim
>>81493773Me too lid, maybe I should get some of those ADHD meds
if i see weed i gotta light it x
>>81493744i've tried it, a few different ways, and i think overall i'd say vegan diets are not cheaper. and fast food/process bullshit IS as cheap as it gets (although that has skyrocketed: 'tinned meat' is now what the same fresh meals were).
without the fake meat i did lentils and stuff, but it always felt like it needed meat for the protein. chickpeas wouldn't hack it. tofu was acceptable but it's such a faff to drain and get right.
big bag of brown rice, frozen strips of chicken, frozen mixed veg. with spices and maybe sauces, you never need anything else.
weed again? sounds like u need a nappy m8 LOL
>>81493797Fair lid, you can't really get much cheaper than fast food slop. I guess maybe a more fair claim is that a vegan diet is healthier pound for pound with a higher cost of entry.
>>81493822Same, Israel needs it's wing clipped
Could you just stir Huel in a pint glass? Seems easier than all the shaker bollocks and easier to clean too. Think I'd be more likely to stick to it.
>>81493822>Hope Iran wins desusame here lid
>>81493822rock and rock and roll to you
and rock and roll to you
>>81493835Can't see why not lid, give it a go and report back
Need to find a reliable regular escort
>>81493846I will tomorrow, I already ate too much today.
Finish cleaning my room. Prncess time now. It fxing weekend x
>>81493870Paint your cute toes for us x
>>81493870Time for crossydresser to come out x
whos the fattest lad ITT? cant be me anymore since i started losing weight
>>81493875>>81493885Would love to see it
/britfeel/ is a pro-Iran general
>>81493889Blad is 25 stone pal.
Obviously, Iran is based. Why aren't you a based Jihadist anon?
>>81493902fair play, even at my most chumba i was just under 19
>>81493707Underrated post, love PIE
I love being morbidly obese. I eat and drink whatever the fuck I want. Don't care if my heart packs up at 40, I'd rather be hedonistic and die young than never do anything interesting and live until 100 or whatever. Now I'm gonna eat a tub of Ben and Jerrys and maybe have a crafty wank x
>>81493908>Why aren't you a based Jihadist anon?Because every religion is objectively a lie
>>81493923Another linguist here huh?
Need to see crossy in a cute dress please- it's an emergency
>>81493926I want to live as long as possible I think. If I die early then so be it. But I'll try to keep myself in good health.
>>81493926Yeah but you aren't getting any pussy being fat
>>81493951Food is better than pussy
/britfeel/ - polyglots and tubbyguts
>>8149390224:06 at the moment. No where near 25 yet lid.
Might get some Dominos for my 5ht meal of the day. New pizza they have is so good. What an experience x
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>>81493965>polyglots and tubbyguts
i've got a Crozzy M. in the freezer. wouldn't go near that Domino's muck.
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>>81493926>I love being morbidly obese. I eat and drink whatever the fuck I want. Don't care if my heart packs up at 40, I'd rather be hedonistic and die young than never do anything interestingeating a lot and looking like shit is not interesting
you can still eat good food and fuck pretty girls if you are /fit/
it's just as interesting, being obese is not a good time or life; certainly not worth dying young for
There was never going to be any fucking of pretty girls for me
It was over the moment I slid out of me mams fanny
>>81493951>>81494036>muh pussyYou people are pathetic
>>81494036purely in your own life, in the moment, being obese sounds like you'd have chronic problems. not "high chance of developing ____ later."
i've only been chubby and i've also been slightly fit, and just little things like being able to carry shopping, not feeling tired, not craving shit (food purely as fuel? of course it's going to be healthy balanced stuff, and it's fun to cook).
also fat people smell. it really sucks but it's not like TMAU, you can do something about it.
>>81493926Henry Morgan did this after he stopped being a pirate. Just ate and drank himself to death, corr
>>81494064Spoken like somebody who has never seen a vagina in their life
Post your go-to Dominos order lads
Large Pepperoni Passion Double Decadence
Garlic Bread Pizza
Wedges
Chicken Strippers
Big bottle of full fat Coca Cola
Cookies
>>81494075Spoken like a pathetic loser who simps for bodycount-mids. Enjoy basing your entire existence around pre-owned pussy, tard
>>81494064>You people are patheticyou think being obese and laying around "eating and being hedonistic" is less pathetic than courting females which is primary to our continuation as a species?
It's always the virgins who care so much about pussy that they put it on a pedestal. People who have actually had sex regularly don't care like they do. Projection every time.
>>81494090Fuckin ell how much does all that cost? You would need to take a loan out at the coutts for that order lid.
>>81494091>Spoken like a pathetic loser who simps for bodycount-mids. Enjoy basing your entire existence around pre-owned pussy, tardI can feel your obesity
stop being so fat
>>81494091Do you really think that I need to make finding pussy the centre of my life? Pussy comes to me anon. Most of the time I'm busy with hobbies or work or whatever.
>>81494101PayPal credit de lad x
>>81494111Imagine paying for food on credit. Fucking hell lid
Drinking a Timothy Taylor's Landlord. Sadly not on cask at The Swan.
>>81494101Costs about 50 quid. Taxpayer pays for it all x
Been off my antidepressants for about a week now
I feel a bit lazy and lethargic, which I'm sure is a withdrawal effect, because my brain is having to readjust to life without the antidepressant
I want to keep pushing on though. When I was off the drug, I was more active (going for regular walks). I want to do that again.
>was thinking about joining the RAF when I was younger
Glad I didn't do that now
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Finally had some weedington. I'm flying anons, this is great
>>81493926We had this post yesterday
>>81494187Illegal activity
>>81494202I have a script lid, it's legal
I was once asked one of those hypothetical questions like 'Would you rather a million pounds and never have sex again, or have sex everyday for the rest of your life but have to work full time for universal credit'. Point being, I gave a hypothetical answer and the actual thing ended up happening. Not good though, it was definitely a 'lesser of two evils' kind of thing
>>81494198The antidepressants one is becoming a regular as well.
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/OTYb7484Ulr7iD8yYvmx3g/
>>81494198>>81494228Both facts of life for users of this general. Are you surprised by these subjects popping up constantly?
I'm so high anonwsssss. I love you all
I miss Smirnoffbro
Miss all the drunk lads shitposting. It's rare nowadays other than HHL
Might have another puff of weedington
>>81494094When it comes to modern women (not like the worthless Holes in the past were that much better either tbqh); eating and drinking yourself to an early death is only one of a dozen more noble pursuits for any man
>muh speciesEver been outside? Ever seen the average normgroid and normgroids children? They aren't worth shit. Your pre-owned wife with multiple loads of other guys cum on her face is not worth shit, and your children, who will be as equally worthless as you, will also not be worth shit
You're all just massively coping, and I look forward to you pussy worshippers becoming a depressed incel because you're a gynocentric mong whose entire life revolves around women, or when your pre-owned wife who has settled for you out of desperation realizes she can use the state to rape you with no consequences. You can't even fuck your wife without the states permission anymore either, and the sad thing is most of you worthless gynoslavish wifeguys are also in favor of this law, because your entire philosophy is based around not being called "creepy" by women like they did to you in high-school.
But sure, keep on subscribing to the "trad" substack grifters. Few more "Top 10 ALPHA TRAITS (thread)" and you'll bag that pure maiden
Hate having autism. It is ruining my life, family led me to having low self esteem because they don't support me or understand it. I feel lonely because I can't connect with people and the world is against the autistic.
>>81494277>and the sad thing is most of you worthless gynoslavish wifeguys are also in favor of this lawNot me, I've always been pro-marital rape
ohhhh 'Cannachan'
like cannabis, right, got it
>>81494324Find your fellow autists and life will get better. Also learn how to get and live off bennies
>>81494187looks like dried up cat poo
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imagine making a drug your entire personality.
would never be me.
>>81494298don't know what you look like
Just imagine if you buried a body in a field, got way with it for the best part of a decade, then that field where you buried the body ended up becoming a housing development
Of course she was drinking at daddy's pub earlier. Probably does work there too. Good old nepotism.
>>81494101Crufts? Not even with a hound.
>>81494330>>81494358Yup, love a bit of weedington does I
>>81494358Based anon
>>81494378>Good old nepotism.based, the world is built upon inheritance.
Buyers market for Scottish NEETussy post vape ban
>>81494378good dealers would never give gear to their own kids, but he's probably got the tap lines hooked directly to her veins
>>81494132Where's your bit of paper proving so lad? I doubt anyone here drinks outside.
>>81494399Has anyone else noticed how many people have started smoking again since the vape ban? I almost never saw people smoking anymore, apart from maybe outside a pub on a friday night, but over the past week it's been everywhere
Going for another puff of weedington before I get comfy under the blanket. Oh aye
>>81494405"Just hook it to my veins."
Great Simpsons moment.
>>81494187Cool Raspberry Pi, is that what you're posting from? Is it a 400 or a 500?
Imagine having fatty liver disease in your 20s.
Today has been one of those '16 hours a day' days
>>81494449It's a Pi 400 but I'd like to get a 500 at some point. I'm actually posting from my tablet though, mostly just because I'm running updates and monitoring a chat on my Pi
>>81494427That second puff is making Slowdive sound great
>>81494228Yeah that's me. Other people post about their lives so fuck it, there's my current battle in life: antidepressants. If you don't like my posts then you can of course ignore them, that's your choice. I've had some good discussions about mental health shit in /britfeel/ before though.
PS4 fans louder than the tv. Can't immerse myself in vidya. I know if I take this thing apart, it's probably not working again. Thermal paste probably all evaporated.
eva6 did you invite one of your friends
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>>81494277>Ever been outside? Ever seen the average normgroid and normgroids children?yes they are the best educated and capable humans who have ever existed in history; and they do amazing things
>>81494277>They aren't worth shit.why do you say that? what are your feelings telling you?
>>81494277>They aren't worth shit. Your pre-owned wife with multiple loads of other guys cum on her face is not worth shit, and your children, who will be as equally worthless as you, will also not be worth shitim not worthless, i do research in the field of biology and epistemology. I hope my children could enjoy such meaning and success as i have
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>>81494500>they are the best educated and capable humans who have ever existed in history
>>81494515>>they are the best educated and capable humans who have ever existed in historyHow much education do you think the average human had between ten thousand and 200k years ago?
we have been a species for hundreds of thousands of years. A child today who can do some math and knows about evolution is among the most educated organisms who have existed on the planet in the last 1,000,000,000 years
>>81494529Yeah, people are more educated now than 500 years ago, but certainly not 50 or maybe even 150. I bet the average Roman citizen was more educated than the average British citizen today.
>>81494540>but certainly not 50 or maybe even 150.citation needed
eva6 was very rude earlier
>>81494543>citation neededconcession accepted
>most capable
Capable of doing what? You had medieval builders who were building intricate cathedrals without electricty or engines or computers, today a lot of people can't do anything beyond typing drivel into ChatGPT
>>81494553You think the average child in the 1970s had more education than a child now? There is no basis for this assertion
there is more available and better education now, and average standardized test scores prove it
but any literate human is an amazing thing on a geological timescale
stunning, really
Just had a good wankington, pwoarrrrr yes de lids
>>81494566>today a lot of people can't do anything beyond typing drivel into ChatGPTwhat a droll way of looking at it
>>81494578>You think the average child in the 1970s had more education than a child now? There is no basis for this assertionYeah I do. I mean children today are probably aware of a broader range of pronouns than a child educated in the 1970s, but what else?
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Feel quite tired now. Sleeps soon and hopefully I'll feel better for tomorrow.
>>81494578>but any literate humanwhilst I agree being literate is good, before literacy people were still doing impressive things. An illiterate person today would be literally useless, an illiterate person in the middle ages could be running a manor, trading internationally, running an army etc
>>81494588>Yeah I do. I mean children today are probably aware of a broader range of pronouns than a child educated in the 1970s, but what else?well education on how to use computers and math and science that had not even been invented then
>>81494593Night Helperchan, hope you have a good one
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Corrrr just had a proper good wankington did I. Pwoarrrrr
>>81494586Its just a fact, people are just cogs in a machine today. SIC is a perfect example of this, his sole purpose on Earth is just to generate GDP and shovel as much goyslop down his gullet as possible. Is that really more impressive than what the average medieval peasant was doing in 1012AD?
>>81494596running an army to kill other people and take their resources is not that amazing any group of animals can kill another group; growing crops to feed 9billion humans using technology that barely existed 50 years ago.. is
>>81494578U know your catlore
>>81494606Nice, how did you touch yourself?
>>81494598>education on how to use computersIt's a well known fact these days that Zoomers are almost as computer illiterate as boomers, if not moreso. You can teach a chimp to press buttons in a sequence and release a food parcel, that's not much different.
>>81494609>Its just a fact,no, it's your baseless opinion you use to justify your pointless existence
it's just you
toothache is the worst pain known to man
>>81494606Aye we h*rny, we in "the mood", we DTF, it saturday
>>81494618>It's a well known fact these days thatthis is how someone starts a baseless assertion
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>>81494613>running an army to kill other people and take their resources is not that amazing
>>81494624I'd agree, although cramp is pretty close. It's literally torture
>>81494629Image related, I'd fuck
>>81494616Good old fashioned palmy, no lube lid. No porn even. It might be for me but it's not for you
>>81494634>quote with pic
>>81494630My point is that 95% understand it, and if you're living under a rock that's not my problem.
Me n shppy is gl00mcore twinsies
Nd me n hhl is dreamcore twinsies
>>81494543citation? just look at old question papers going back from mid 20th century. it's not a matter of opinion. curriculum has been shot.
>>81494644>Good old fashioned palmy, no lube lid. Hardcore lid. Did you cum lots?
>>81494650>Me n shppy is gl00mcore twinsieswe Inverness in life x
I feel shite that i wnt go to my big cousins husbands birthday thing tomoz,,am just not up to it. My mam said that "it's going to be in a noisy pub" "its jst sitting in a noisy pub" I was finking i wanted to try just bc i havent seen my cousin since my auntys funeral nd we dont meet that much,but the reality of actually doing it is a lot. I Hope she doesnt take it personally. Think shes coming 2 my stpdads birthday thing neway.
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>>81494659My sister got me one of these for Christmas
>>81494683Missed you crossy lad, you haven't been here as much the past day or so x
>>81494654Yeah lid, I shot fat ropes everywhere. You bout ta fap too lid?
>>81494648>My point is that 95% understand it, and if you're living under a rock that's not my problem.ok
>>81494664Inverness deffos gloomcore
>>81494659I can stop any time, but first I need to DL and play apex legends, so will have to cancel teh less screen time plan. Also, I'm not aiming for less screen time, I want more doss time.
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The solstice rapidly approaches
>>81494715Thus whole June been gloomcore af though
>>81494614that catlore post was mine!
small world wow
>>81494692Yeah lid, about ter get my stoker out. You ever used one lid?
>>81494721>Thus whole June been gloomcore af thoughAlright Richardabdn
>>81494727wtf where did you get this
Ate too much cereal and chocolate so I purged it
>>81494659Are you a bender? What's your sexual orientation
bridge
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>>81494708Ave never really got into them games. I downloadd fortnite ages ago when i was drunk bc of Hhl but i never opened it. Couldnt get into Warzone at all. Just confusing. But i did like apex legends. How it feels remind me a bit of like Halo,titanfall,,kinda floaty feeling, nd i dont know if this is unpopular but my fav modern Cod was advanced warfare the one with kevin spacey in. And i thought apex legends was a bit like that. So aye its quite good imo.
>>81494689Cute did u know what it was?
fun effortpost fact: when you accidentally type a huge number into the font size box in GIMP, set it to 500000 or something, it caps at 8192
then it crashes the program, the next time it loads it slowly reinitialises everything and you have lost all your hard work
so nobody come at me for taking ages to put three pieces of text and two lines onto a photo
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Could hit 36-38c by the end of june. Would be a June all time record if so
>>81494732Haha not complaining mind u I quite like it,,thats funny tho
>>81494727<3 my wee one is a (british) shorthair
>>81494750crossy is into feet and catgirls
>>81494750Post pics. I wanna see anon's adorable purge
>>81494752Yeah she explained what is was when I opened it. It's pretty cool, it has little plushes inside the head zipped up, that's meant to represent voices/hallucinations. It was a very thoughtful gift
>>81494732Where is this guy on about ? Bit dramatic like
Not sure what time to go to beddingtons lads. The weed hasn't completely knocked me out and it's ot at fuck.
>>81494777Thats a epic gift,nice 1 x
>>81494776I did some in the sink but it started blocking the plughole so I did in toilet too
>>81494752My COD days were years ago, MW2 was brilliant, but when advanced warfare came out, wew lad, it was mental (compared to just run and shoot MW2). I can't really remember the lore, it's something to do with titanfall (I think the kings canyon map). We'll have to get a /britfeel/ squad going.
second time someone has posted their bodily excretions today
i'm worried about you, /britfeel/
>>81494781Aberdeen. He's been posting stuff like that once or twice a week, every week for almost 3 years now on a weather forum (TWO)
In March someone from Aberdeen said how it had been unusually warm and sunny up there and he dismissed that too
>live in a place called Abaddon
>complain
Corr
finkin'i just wanna infiltrate the labial cavities of japanese female dj Hanna
perfect indochinese phenotype of the first order
hafta be asserted
may embark on the masturbationberg in about 25, more or less precisely
Here's another one, he's like this literally every week
>>81494833Major TJB vibes. Good find.
Crossy do you want to have sex with men?
>>81494793When i thnk about this compared 2 the pic of shite earlier the spoiler doesnt rly make a difference does it cus in reality when its spoilered you just want to open ti even more lel
>>81494804Mw2 was epic,,domination, terminal,scrapyard.Estate.cor cor cor.Jst loads of hackers after a while. On ps3 neway.
>>81494833Class
>>81494793The fuck have you been eating lid? That just look like you vomited up your literal stomach
Lying in the dark on my own.
>>81494827Post pics anon
>>81494813Any other anons want to contribute? I'd give anything to see some /brit/ bodily excretions
>>81494872Same. Just me and my music
>>81494843He used to use the phrase 'wrist-slittingly bad' in most of his posts too but I think the jannies had a word with him about it
>>81494872The perfect time to touch yourself while thinking about Eva
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>ywn be an Advanced Member on the weather forums
>>81494890Thinking about grosser things than that I'm afraid.
>>81494872does your place any ground floor windows?
>>81494867I binge ate tunnockd caramel wafers and some other chocolate bar from Lidl. Also lots of Cheerios and milk, sweet potato, chicken and blueberries were coming up from my meal earlier too.
>>81494872I'd join you <3
>>814948832 days later he's at it again
>>81494899Grape lane, York?
Having a piss and shit is I lads
Next day he's moaning again
Is anyone worse at politics than Sir Keir and his merry mxn?
>Spend months insisting no rape gang inquiry is needed after many labour councils are implicated
>Say MPs calling for it are jumping on a far-right bandwagon
>Gets labour MPs to vote against tory motion for inquiry
>Several months later U-turn because they're about to release even more damning information and won't be able to justify refusing it any more
>>81494879my sink was pretty bad. mostly bits of nose + blood.
but i cleaned it earlier sorry anon maybe next time
Post by me Richardabdn from my rented flat in Aberdeen
>>81494900Yes? What sort of house just doesn't have windows on the first floor.
>>81494866I think I had MW2 on 360, and advanced warfare might have been xbone. My memory isn't too good. I'm on PC, but might look into a cheap ps4 from 1 of the local pawn shops.
If he hates Aberdeen so much why doesn't he just move south?
>>81494933maybe we're not all so wealthy we have the downstairs of the building we live in
(bailiffs took my downstairs away, now the the rest of my house is 10 feet in the air)
We all gloomcore in sctland x
People are very mean outside of /britfeel/. You get abuse yelled at you completely unprovoked. Never crossposting again
>>81494989I'll be mean to you inside of /britfeel/ faggot
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>>81494945Love to get a 360 again n play halo on there desu but am not sure what theyre like now if they even work.Fink i had like 2 that had red ring of death nd that was like 2010. So fx knows what theyre like now.
>parents have been out since four
They're going to be fucking wissed when they come back ._.
>>81495027Grim int it. Past a certain age, it becomes totally undignified.
>>81495035They're going to be in the kitchen, smashing shit, they'll probably end up arguing at some point, which'll be delightful
>>81495042vocaroo them having a barney lad
>>81495042Iktf. All mine do now is argue over nothing. Embarrassing.
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Fucking ad a shit innit lads. This one was a fucking pain to get out. Still got shit smeared all over my ass.
>>81495021I never got done in by that thankfully, but my mate did. I remember I'd been playing MW2 on my mates 360, then got a copy myself one christmas, and on boxing day I moved the 360 when it was playing, and fucked the disk. Was fuming, had to go into town and get a new copy when everything was open.
Just chugged a pint of orange squash. Oh aye.
Anne
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Croissant in the oven
Strawbs in the fridge
>>81495027<3
I got the Yellow Light of Death on my OG backwards compatible PS3 and then got Red Ring of Death on the Xbox 360 I switched too. Those things were fucking defective.
>>81495108shouldn't have replied with that heart crossy: I've got an erection now
Big Lee drinking update
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBo6NI_jNyk
>>81494926Labour are 21% vs Reform's 32% in the polls, it's basically over for them
>>81494474prefer their eps
but not bad
also pygmalion
>>81495125Fucking Hell. Lee is really getting to be a wumba chumba. Na night Ziggeh cya in't mornin pal and for my tea lakaseh.
how do i kill the shield guys in doom?
>>81494951He's gone on holiday to Italy at the moment. Yesterday Aberdeen was the sunniest place in the UK kek
Hope I fail my ESTA so I don't have to visit America this Summer. I really CBA.
>>81495147shoot at them until they die.
summer
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The gender dysphoria bunny has the Sylveon colours,,its actually quite nice. My fav eveelution glaceon.Maybe espeon.Theyre all good tbf.
>>81495111Man i would luv if my ps3 could play ps2 games.Yea I think the 360 is prone to breaking desu. Tbh. My wii still works. My ps3 still works. But i got this one second hand in 2013. So am not sure what its lore and back story is but thats still pretty long ago.My ps4 runs like shite now. Nice trips + ps triple trips.
>>81495118It cannae be helped x
>>81495156>Friday 13thkeek
>on holiday to Italy soitui.png
my favourite Pokemon type is Fairy type, like this Pokemon here
>>81495192Quite funny how they just scrapped PS2 backwards compatibility after the initial run of consoles. Not sure why, it worked really well.
quite like this lil goofy nikka right here
>>814952331 of my fav pkmns Mawile, steel/fairy.Looks proper cute n epic at same time.
Muh game, is ready to play, but unfortunately, I am ready to sleep. I'll check it out in the morning,
>>81495268it's a venus fly trap it should be Grass type (with an ability against bugs)
Iran bringing out the big toys now
https://x.com/BNONews/status/1934038593653047762
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>>81495233same de lid
love this lass desu
tui
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I cannae mind what shppys TUI pic filename actually was,,i saved it back then in my special folder << I have lost every single 1 of my epic pics on my phone going back to 2020. Bc of the faccy rez. So aye its fked. Am rebuilding completely from scratch.
>>81495337Now that looks like a grass type
pretty bored over here lids
>>81495364i have an idea for a game, it's this:
one of us comes up with an idea for a game, then we all play it. fun!
We r a island of strangers x </3
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I nvr asked to be born so i didnt. Who r you to judge me. Am doing my best. Xxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>81495430we r a thread of frens x <3
We r a island of strawberries
i know people who say they have memories of before they were born
who am i to call them a liar
>>81495136Anything they do on rape gangs will just make it worse for them now, continuing to ignore it was probably their best strategy if it weren't for the habit trvth to leak out eventually.
>>81495462Why would a boxroom spacker have this image saved?
whats the worst pain you lads have ever been in? for me it was getting battery acid in a fresh cut down the side of my finger
>>81495566Do you count emotional pain?
Burnt my croissant de lats.It was that way where id thought just 1 or 2 more mins n itll be perfect but i swear i saw it burn in real time almost when i took it out the oven.I try again.
>>81495541Cus i liek Lost nd mr eko
>>81495566That sounds bad.Somebody in my school before made a pot noodle nd then dropped it on her leg when it was still boiling hot.Just faceplanted boiling water down her thigh nd it went all purple n green. Always thought that sounded like a bad 1.
>>81495620>Lost nd mr ekoNever heard of her.
>>81495322God bless Iran for providing us with this absolute kino
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>>81495359>I cannae mind what shppys TUI pic filename actually was
Bt because my mam is a nurse ave heard a lot of grim injury stories over the yrs including one like.............................I dont even want to say it but a lot of ppl trying to fuck things they arent meant to fuck and then they cant get it out again n stuff like that
>>81495566one time i had 'wry neck': head locked into place, tiniest twist in the neck was excruciating. got someone else to ring and hand me the phone, 111 didn't know what it was and told me to just lie down (...).
had to very very carefully gently rotate it back to normal tilt.
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>>81495322>that sound>that shockwave
Talking about living things btw not inanimate objects. Ppl are fucked up.
>>81495637Ohh yeah dink. I was searching tui nd getting nowhere.
yui5
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Pussy money weed it all a nigga need x
>>81495566Cramp, I put a garden fork through my foot once and even that wasn't as bad as leg cramp
>>81495644Mum works in care also. She once told me about a fistula in an old woman a turd somehow managed to come out of her vagina instead of her arsehole and it caused a major infection and almost killed her. She managed to recover thankfully.
>>81495566Stood on a rusty nail while sorting the shed out. It pierced my shoe and hit the ball of my foot so it must have touched the bone. Thankfully I didnt get tetanus but my shout was that loud it echoed across the houses
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Weed is such a shit-tier drug for shit-tier people.
Terrible aesthetics, terrible smell, terrible people.
>>81495692>fistula in an old woman a turd somehow managed to come out of her vagina instead of her arseholethis sounds like something that would happen on southpark
Eating a cold tin of custard in my underpants at 2am. How is your weekend going?
>>81495692>fistulathis caused a woman to get pregnant from a blowjob once.
>>81495706It exists. Look it up, actually dont. I dont know how it happens but the turd manages to find a way. Sometimes people vomit turds.
>>81495720>Sometimes people vomit turds.yea ive heard about this, an ex-anon of this thread who worked in a hospital actually told me about when they were lucky enough to see this happen in person kek
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ADded to my building back better folder, cheers. Rn i only have this 1 folder called "Piccys" i havent got enough yet to start compiling different folders HHL style but that will be coming soon.
>>81495703Am not a fan of the smell either,,it juts feels seedy n druggy feeling
>>81495720>>81495730That sounds like bullshit, how does it get all the way back through the small intestines?
crossy's goals are
>anime girl
>anime girl
>middle-aged woman
>>81495742idk lad, have a read, ive just had myself a nice pizza so im not gonna go too far into that article for a good few hours
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal_vomiting
>(K60.5) Anorectal fistula (fecal fistula, fistula-in-ano): connecting the rectum or other anorectal area to the skin surface. This results in abnormal discharge of feces through an opening other than the anus.
i'm learning, yay.
>>81495755That's the first step on a grim rabbit hole
>>81495703did you just attack my heckin weederino
>>81495755Interesting stuff.
Looks like it happens either after a surgical bypass from the stomach to near the end of the small intestines, or after the bowel gets obstructed and the muscles push it the other way.
Had inflamed testes before that was more painful than ud think. I was walking about like a crab cus it was painful when my b*lls hit against my leg.
>>81495789>when my b*lls hit against my leg.
>>81495795Lmfao exactly like that
>>81495783don't listen to him it's all psyop tactics to keep the war on drugs going
besides, weed is just to placate people and keep them away from acid, anyway
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Garn do a bit of Persian tomorrow.
>>81495753Think my goal in all serious is like a mix between Sabrina from pokemon and the version of Link that stays a wean forever in zelda
>>81495814Acid's a lot more respectable than weed but still pretty s-o-y coded. It's not the 60s any more and you're not a hippy.
>>81495836different anon but was weed a 70s drug? if acid was 60s, maybe weed was 70s, coke was 80s, and i suppose heroin and ecstasy was the 90s
>>8149584660's too
john lennon beat his wife because of weed withdrawals
>>81495846>was weed a 70s drug?I'd say weed's relatively timeless. It's just shifted from being used by mildly rebellious teenagers and layabouts to Seth Rogan and reddit people.
>>81495836the effects will outlive any of your daft stereotypes, it still 'works' and still does 'the same thing' (everyone seems to come to similar conclusions about/from it).
Imagine actually smoking cannabis even once. State of it.
>tfw you will never take prellies with the Beatles and wank each other off in a circle
>>81495882the bible isn't even against it.
coffee is weird, if you think about it, but a pope said it was fine, so now it's fine. i hope this new one says the same about poppies...
>tfw you will never beat your wife with the Beatles
>>81495882I tried it bc my big cousin was into it n i wanted him to think i was kewl. That was hash. The police came in our school nd said hash is made with dog shit and stuff to put ppl off.
>>81495893>the bible isn't even against it.Jesus was basically the Seth Rogan of Nazareth.
Something to think about.
>>81495893>the bible isn't even against it.Never said it was, not sure why you brought it up
captcha:DRuG TaKe
U never see white dog poop anymore outside. Thats bc the stoners smoked it all.x
>>81495703Don't think there's anything wrong with having a bit every once in a while, but weed addicts are utterly insufferable.
Always mind my step mum telling me that if u touch dog poop nd then touch your eye it makes you blind. She was saying this was happening to loads of weans so dont touch it. This was back when the dog poop was white,in the 90s.I was always persuaded by the kind of things when you die from a 1 hit KO if you do 1 certain action for sum reason that always nestled into my mind Ok new update, new thing we're avoiding
cannabis should be Class A just because of the people that use it
>>81495945>cannabis should be Class A just because of the people that use itactually agree with this desu
Me nd shppy have joined the union bears
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>DUDE! WEED! HAAAAAAAAAAAA IM LIKE A FUCKIN KITE RIGHT NOW MY DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! S O F U C K I N G H I G H O N W E E D I CANT EVEN FOCUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SMOKING ONLY THE DANKEST OF HERB MY DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOME OF THAT TRIPLE BANANA WINSTON CHURCHILL MEGA DANK GAZA GRASS YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKIN SO FUCKIN BLAZED RIGHT NOW
>BAZINGA inhales YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cough THIS cough SHIT cough IS cough SO cough FUCKIN cough DANK my DUDE HAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAH WHY AM I EVEN LAUGHING ROTFLMAOO THIS SHIT IS NARSH BRO FUCKIN HELLA SMOKE WEED ERR DAY
>>81495906they're trying to persecute Jared Leto, maybe he is the second coming after all.
>>81495907it's where our morals come from. different Christian takes on alcohol, for example, it's a gift from God, but excess/drunkenness is bad, i think? it's not going to say "but don't do poppers", it's just not
Ave been listening 2 a prod loyalist NI guy on youtube bc of the recent events to get brought up to speed nd to be desu hes actually sound, youd be surprised how most ppl are basically just nice ppl if youre open minded n listen
>Tfw spent half of the day trying to get indoor temps half-way under control
Not too fond of summer, am i now
Nay
>This was back when the dog poop was white,in the 90s
still can't believe they changed it. not rite.
Dog poop had always been white before they changed it but they're trying to say the original dog poop was black now.
Political correctness gone mad desu.
>>81495983Apparently its bc of diet changes
finishing this can of mahou then I shall be turning in for the night x
>>81495989those mushrooms that look like penises, they look like this now.
Gna have this twirl now n see what the fuss about
>>81496006Slainte x
Going to ikea tomorrow to get a shelf extension so I can have more games on display oh it lush. Might treat myself to one of those hotdogs n all.
Drunk parents update? It fathers day
whats that anon? i should have a mars bar? well, dont mind if i do
I dnt have any dad to talk to on fathers day. IT is what it is. x
>>81496028oh wow by night treat i thought you meant like the second you returned from your walk as the reward
the other anon liked it, how is it?
Heard SSM got a fishtula and shat through his ribs.
>>81496055i forgot, was there not some way you COULD get it but it was more awkward? like asking someone else who also had it.
just thinking if this was the past waiting for a phone bill or something
>>81495976Hope it's not that nutcase dad I forget his actual name. Going about holding a microphone in his hand. They're all fucking glueheads.
>>81496029Oh that is lush I have moved my furniture like 5 times this week. Can't decide on a distance to be from the telly. Keep trying the "recommended viewing distance" but it feels too close and I get sore neck.
>>81496058Not being funny bt I dont eat things out of "order" so i had to wait til the strawbs were completed first. But aye it lovely. Fink orange twirl still my fav tho. Ave yet to try mint twirl. Dont know if they still sell that.
>>81496068Och theres a few ways but aye. Am working on it. It hard. x I dont know if he would like me even if we did speak. It complicated. Feel really retarded that i jst lost everything like that. Damage done now. Do u talk to your dad. x
>>81496091keep mint out of my chocolate should be illegal
They make these choccys that rly should be a permanent thing n make it limited edition. See also raspberry shortcake dairy milk. They dont like making money?
>>81496018Birth control in the water unfortunately
>>81496108I love it. See if u see dairy milk "mint crisp" in shops. NOt many shops do it. U find it in random wee shops n sometime tesco. But its the best cadburys choccy. Amazing. Well you probably wouldnt like it but aye. I had a choccy mint milkshake a while ago too that was pure nice.
>>81496109Mint is the weed of chocolate flavours.
only retards like weedmint chocolate
Absolute GOAT of cadburys.Its like thicker than normal dairy milk but not too much.Nd the mint is strong but not like a after eight.Its crunchy but not too much.Everything about it is perfect.
You actually couldnt ask for a better choccy. I dont know whyt its not more popular or sold many places. Better than mint aero nehow.
Thats mad. I couldnt even imagine not liking mint choccy. Its 1 of those things i thought everybody just liked cus its that good.
Crazy cash survived until 2025
>>81496118Just feels like I'm eating toothpaste I don't like it I don't like it! hehehe
I like that SMORES Cadbury or anything similar. A mix of biscuit and chocolate oh it lush. Nestle Crunch is nice as well but think a Starbar or Picnic are my all time favs.
>>81496147I like other flavour chocolate like orange or strawberry
>>81496018>I used to date toadstools but now I'm looking for a stable portobello teehee
>>81496165Ave heard ppl say that toothpaste thing. Suppose that makes sense.Fair dos.I used to love orange choccy but ave gone aff it a bit.Its kinda sickly.At easter i seen,,Smarties mini eggs which is the best mini eggs after cadburys mini eggs,except they made a version thats all orange ones n orange taste.I was finking who is this for exactly?
>>81496174lel
Might pull on my w*lly a bit before bed x
The privates....the naughty bits.......the proverbial wee man
Ring ma phone.......canny find it xx
WHERE IS MY PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I cannae see it........am so upset
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drinking alone tonight?
britfeel drinking community dead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-3DY_Kkr7A
>>81496253*whips out comically large phone in a public place*
HEEEEELLLOOOOO? I'M IN THE MUSEUM!
>>81496275fucking hell i miss this so much, i remember an extra bit from the 2nd series where they had a massive street fight outside a cafe over a glass of water and ive never been able to find it on the internet
Am actually so so upset.I dnt understand how it just disappeared.I need lie down for a min.x
Am honestly crying.I dnt understand.
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Oh hehe it was under my bed.I found.I was legit crying its so frustrating when u lose stuff.Back in business now.Still need a lie donw.
Am so drained now emotionally.Need a cuddle big time but cats away out all night.
>>81496404your phone and cats are never coming back
>>81496413Dnt understand why u would say that
Getting into my bed now.Thats done me in.
tights
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Theres nae buzz quite like when u look down at your w*llard through sheer nylon
Mammy ave got myself in a state tonight. Dnt know what to do now.
Hate myself so much x n I know everyone hates me nd they are right to do so
Miss my aunty. Hope i can see her again when I die.
Dnt know I deserve to see her. Am awful.
Not gna see my cousin on her bday bc am too anxious to go in pub,,aka am a selfish twat wiv a excuse
Not remotely h*rny anymore. Wearing lanyard indoors type of night.
I know thers ppl thats nice to my face so i expose myself n they laugh behind my back. Am no daft.
>>81496424NTA, but the theory is the cats took your phone and moved on somehow. Which is what cats would do if possible.
need a new thread ASAP pls desu senpai
Womfy lill detour to spaffington just now
Shall be copping some R&R soonish mefinks
told the cat i'd sort his breakfast when i got back from the shop, he was waiting patiently in the kitchen when i got back
>>81497600catberg knows the score
>>81497600Wants his whiskas mate
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>>81497682What did you eat today so far?
>>81497682still on the 4am schedule?
>>81497698Gourmet cat bloody hell. Who does he think he is?
>>81497707Bacon bacon buttie time, bacon bacon buttie time. Had 6 slices of bacon with cheese and brown sauce on 2 muffins it was lush and I mean lush.
>>81497722Yes unfortunately. No idea whats wrong with my body. Not had a full nights sleep all the way through in about 2 weeks now. Really fucking with me.
>>81497805he's very bougie
>>81493346This is the Jordan that I remember. What's happened to her is really sad, although probably not as bad as Aletta Ocean.
The utter cringe of yanks trying to decipher us
https://edition.cnn.com/travel/british-pubs-rules-etiquette-beer
>>81497805enough calories for a whole day that
>>81497996Having McDonalds after going to ikea. Got 3000 points to spend. It lush.
Need blard to go on a diet ASAP
When I have a bacon sandwich I tend to use a whole pack of bacon in a single roll/bap. I like it packed
>>81498105Just cant be bothered. Fit as a fiddle me. No health issues whatsoever.
Also for sauce. Ketchup mixed with American mustard.
>>81497805Try buying some night nurse. It's pretty strong stuff and not pleasant but it knocks you out. Might work.
/Not medical advice
The B stands for Bloatlord
>>81498153obesity is a health issue
nap soonish, it a loverly
Why are yorkshire men like this?
>>81495882You've never smoked weed? Come on lad, everyone tries weed when they're young
>>81495972>it's where our morals come fromThe Bible is a bad source of morals because religions are lies
Maybe a better source of morals is if you think to yourself "what actions would I never want done to me?" and then decide that those actions are immoral, and you should not do them to others.
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