Thread 81493678

A lot of people don't like to admit it that this is how it is.

i look like that and say that, except that im starving for a girlfriend/wife.

>>81493678 (OP)
I dun get it, I CAN afford a burger

>>81493678 (OP)
No passing trannies live near me

except its not a vegan burger, its a hotdog someone cut in half and dug out of a dumpster.

>>81493678 (OP)
less like a vegan burger and more like a literal pile of shit

>>81493678 (OP)
I would sooner kill and eat people before eating a vegan burger. Not sure how this translates to this image though. Rape maybe?

>>81493678 (OP)
I'd rather starve than eat plants. Not even burgers are good enough. I eat raw liver, raw beef, raw pork. As for the tranny subtext - ywnbaw. Join the suicide rate.

>>81493678 (OP)
>>81493745
Nah there's a way better metaphor
A lump of polystyrene carved and painted to look like a burger
It's not a burger
It will never be a burger
And yeah I COULD eat it
But it won't stop me starving
Because it isn't what I need
It just looks a bit like it, from a distance

>>81494286
You're right, that is a superior metaphor.

>>81493688
based cannibal

>>81493678 (OP)
is this an analogy for dating?

>>81494329
most literate r9k user

A vegeburger can't get pregnant.

>>81493678 (OP)
this comic is still as retarded as the last time i saw it. if youre sub5, hell even sub7, most trannies, granted theyre not literal rapehons, will demonize you and label you as a chaser if you show any interest in them either sexually or romantically. the trannies who are feminine enough to pass know their sexual market value and demand men in the top 20% while those who arent look and sound like men in wigs and dresses which ruins any and all illusion of even being in a relationship with a female. you may as well be telling us to start homomaxxing atp

>>81493678 (OP)
>Man I really need something to eat, I'm starving.
>I got some water
>I don't need water
>WHAT? JUST DRINK
>but i need to eat
>WATEEEEER

Oh you are straight but can't find a woman to date? Well why not date a man then?

>>81493678 (OP)
>why not try a sawdust burger?
>it's not that bad

>>81494240
>raw pork

>>81494431
You're right that this comic is retarded but you missed the mark. The reason it's retarded is that dating a tranny doesn't actually provide the benefits of dating a woman the way that eating a vegan burger technically fulfills your hunger.

>>81494459
It tastes great

>>81494487
Pigs are known to carry parasitic worms. People who eat raw pork are often riddled with parasites that are impossible to remove.

>>81494435
The best platonic friendship for a str8 male can only form with a gay male.
Women will be sexualized, and other heteroid men perceived as competition.
I will be here for you, heteroid men, for emotional support and being vulnerable when vapid foids will judge you for it.

>>81494493
I am built different and don't get parasites.

>>81493678 (OP)
But trannies have literally ten times the amount of standards that women do. They all have 10/10 twink bfs.

By your food analogy, the veggie burger should cost $500.

i only eat half a meal a day and no tranny has ever offered me something to eat. why are you always lying

>>81493678 (OP)
I like trannies do
In matter of fact I only like trannies

The burger is spiked with estrogen.
Can't be too careful around those pastel people!

>>81493678 (OP)
I have never gotten a vegan burger offered to me. You know these days even trans girls have pretty high standards, we truelly live in the incelocide

>>81493678 (OP)
If you only care about pleasure then you're kinda right. I don't understand why guys that would fuck any trash whore don't fuck a """cute"""" tranny
But there's people that don't only care about sex and want a serious relationship. And you need to be REALLY gay to want a lifelong relationship with a man

>>81495336
i literally cannot have sex with a tranny
a tranny doesn't have a vagina
if it is not penis in vagina, it is not sex

>>81495336
Because they're not homosexual