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Anonymous No.81495318 [Report] >>81495375 >>81495432 >>81495493 >>81495568 >>81495661 >>81495672 >>81495678
How do you be the biggest appeaser/bootlicker boyfriend of all time to make sure she never wants to leave?
Anonymous No.81495357 [Report]
I mean the BIGGEST possible bootlicker imaginable
Anonymous No.81495375 [Report] >>81495394
>>81495318 (OP) You can't. Relationships exist to begin and then to deteriorate.
This includes mundane friendships as well.
Anonymous No.81495376 [Report]
babytrap that bitch
Anonymous No.81495394 [Report] >>81495401
>>81495375
You need to stop that by giving the sign very strongly ur a massive bootlicker to where she'd never leave since nobody else would lick boots that hard. Only way it last forever.
Anonymous No.81495401 [Report] >>81495418
>>81495394 There is no stop for that. You can try, but you'll fail.
You have been warned.
Anonymous No.81495418 [Report]
>>81495401
You just didn't bootlick anon :/

So how do you? The art is essential. You have to be a master at bootlicking in 2025
Anonymous No.81495432 [Report]
>>81495318 (OP)
In truth you must be a real treat but not really to keep her drama meter up, being a simp will get your ass dumped
Anonymous No.81495467 [Report]
Giselle left tom. It's no saving you.
Anonymous No.81495493 [Report] >>81495535
>>81495318 (OP)
This will just make her leave you. Literally how my first relationship ended. After that, when I want to get rid of a girl without too much drama, I start acting simplike so she respects me less, eventually leaving herself. Almost fucked it up one time because I was too obviously non affected.
Anonymous No.81495535 [Report]
>>81495493
Doesn't that make them get what they want easier though? Isn't that a likeable thing? Guess they just want throatfucked
Anonymous No.81495568 [Report] >>81495584
>>81495318 (OP)
That behavior literally only accelerates her towards seeking out the nearest abusechad to balance it out.
Anonymous No.81495584 [Report] >>81495631
>>81495568
That's so incorrect incel. Women love cucks.
Anonymous No.81495631 [Report] >>81495667
>>81495584
>cucks
Alright? So she's still going to be fucking chad.
Anonymous No.81495661 [Report]
>>81495318 (OP)
Worshipping your partner will not make them like you more, it'll make them want to leave.
Anonymous No.81495667 [Report]
>>81495631
Yes. But if you want to jerk off in the corner while I do and be my "boyfriend" like how OP described thats okay. Maybe I'll fuck the boyfriend too just not often.
Anonymous No.81495672 [Report]
>>81495318 (OP)
bootlicking is not how you get people to stay. you are decreasing your value by being a desperate retard
there is no hope for you
Anonymous No.81495678 [Report] >>81495739
>>81495318 (OP)
spank her every time she gets uppity. She wants it she just wants you to tell her she needs it.
Anonymous No.81495739 [Report]
>>81495678
please kill yourself fetishist coomer