Thread 81495522

Watching the US military parade


Why does it feel so lame? China and North Korea put on good parades why cant you

>>81495522 (OP)
>Why does it feel so lame?
Because you are now used to Indian military parades.

Nothing will ever be as kino as the hose Nazi Germany parades

>>81495522 (OP)
>hold it the capital
>the famously very liberal capital
>everyone decides to protest instead of attend your gay, expensive, pointless parade

>>81495579
>hold it in DC
>everyone in DC is black
>niggas don give no shits bout whitey's tanks
>nobody comes

>>81495522 (OP)
Because the US military is just a glorified jobs program for people to get free college and healthcare.
The last two wars they fought were against guys in sandals using rusty AKs and old RPGs and they still lost.

>>81495522 (OP)
have you ever even watched any other parades in your life or only saw pics of said chinese parades

because americans and westoids in general dont give a fuck about military parades

>>81495764
>be spic
>want to be US citizen
>join US military
>get stationed in Alaska
>sit around on my ass smoking weed all day
>get GI bill bennies and fast tracked citizenship when I leave
>mfw your tax dollars payed for all of this

>>81495522 (OP)
Modern parades are honestly not meant for the homefront, havent been for almost a 100 years.

>>81495812
me but nigger and i didn't even have to go to alaska AND i got 90% God bless America goddamit

Nobody wants to watch obese latinx privates waddle their way down the street, let alone the wokist residents of DC.