Thread 81496756

20 minutes ago, with the dildo, he got a full view

I'm never leaving my room again and I don't think I can look him in the eye ever again, he's never going to fucking call me his princess again I just know it

>>81496756 (OP)
>call me his princess again I just know it
it's ok. i'll call you princess instead

>>81496767
okay but I like my dad and I don't know who you are

That's fucking hilarious. Also, don't think about it too much. But how'd that happen? You didn't/couldn't lock the door?

>>81496756 (OP)
You should go downstairs and start masturbating with a dildo on the couch. Nothing to lose now. Maybe add a little catch phrase? Something like " ZOO WEE MAMA" before you cum?

>>81496800
he thought I was at college today and got home like 10 minutes before walking in on me, and I left my switch 2 in the living room so he went to put it in my room

go ask him how his day was

>>81496823
do I look like Rowley?
>>81496855
No

I would be embarrassed af as well. Thankfully I have my own place.

>>81496859
No, just always thought rowley was cute. I always just wanted to put my hand on his tit and fuck him rough when I was 12.

>>81496880
okay but have you ACTUALLY read this wimpy kid fan series? or do you only know this image?

>>81496756 (OP)
approach him crying your eyes out, then say how you're giga lonely.
He (hopefully) will feel bad for you and you can talk to him abooot it

also how big was the dildo?

>>81496788
>I don't know who you are
not yet. where are you from?

>>81496916
Would you like to take a seat anon?

>>81496756 (OP)
If you're a foid this is ok. If you're an moid this becomes much worse

>>81496880
It was an ironic hyperfixation for me 7 years ago. I used to listen to Saltydkdan narrate over some of the stories as well as some other people and I think the only one I read myself was one about the cast being sent to Vietnam or something

>>81496924
>Would you like to take a seat anon?
anon said she's in college

>>81496939
>>81496900
I meant to reply to this one sorry

>>81496756 (OP)
don't you lock your door or something? like damn anon

>>81496943
saw the opportunity to finally use chris.jpg

They already know we do. They, like our brothers, listen to our moans just like Elliot listened to his sister get fucked.

>>81496913
I'm not lonely

the dildo was 6 inches, and white while we're at it
>>81496916
Australia
>>81496936
foid yuh huh
>>81496939
INSANE
>>81496952
no locks on bedroom doors in most houses in Australia (from what I've seen)

>>81496977
Post discord. Please. I want you.

>>81496977
>Australia
aw damn. this isn't going to work out.
>t. american anon

>>81496977
>I'm not lonely
How not lonely?
As in like friends and bf and shit or you just don't feel lonely?

>>81496977
>Australia
Which state?

>>81496991
Take the next flight to the land down unda

>>81497001
probably somewhere on the coast since like the other 90% is uninhabitable

>>81496977
I mean, that would make a few fucking awkward weeks but it's probably not the end of the world, any guy who got caught doing his handywork will probably say the same, my mom didn't change much when she caught me red handed when i was younger, just beat my ass and shamed me for a few weeks until she forgot, atleast he didn't beat your ass over it.

>>81496977
>insane
Your dad just saw you making jello with a 6 inch dildo while he was returning your basedtendo switch 2 to your room

>>81496982
how about you post YOUR discord
>>81496995
I've got like 5 main friends and a ton of people I know, no boyfriend though
>>81497001
NSW sydney

>>81497013
>Hey daughter you left your little game sta-
>BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

>>81497007
>probably somewhere on the ooast
no shit, that doesn't exactly narrow it down

Are ya' winning, prin...

>>81497025
Okay, it's patchoulifutaporn

>>81497025
>Sydney
damn. i almost got lucky

>>81497025
Have like 4 friends, 5 if I count my half brother as a friend and not family.
>no boyfriend
say you desire a bf and you feel bad aboot not having one and that's why you were fucking yourself. Rodger Mentality (not really but kinda)

>>81496832
Something's off, Nintendo switch 2...college... I think you're a faggot who masturbated with his oversized dildo and your father caught you doing it, you pathetic lying faggot.

>>81497086
>6 inches
>oversized
that says a lot about you, along with that image

When is OP gonna talk to his dad about this?

>>81496756 (OP)
The worst part about this OP is how he's cranking it to what we walked in on. Probably right now. Gonna be a whole lot more doors slightly ajar and extra long hugs for a while. You think you're willing to go the extra mile and have your dad's cock in your hand, mouth, or elsewhere?

>>81497142
I'm not a guy anon
>>81497166
not a guy

>>81497173
So you've said. Yet to prove it, but your dad is still having a wank to your masturbating. Guarantee it.

>>81497216
prove it how? selfies aren't allowed

>>81497224
nobody said anything aboot some titties

>>81497241
yeah I have a feeling people would still report me to get me banned

>>81496756 (OP)
Shit larp thread made by a faggot with incest fantasies. Neck yourself.

>>81497360
if it's a larp DNI you fucking moron

neck myself?

Can't help but notice how OP never reacted to her dad jerking off to seeing her...

>>81497377
because I'm not stupid enough to believe that

>>81497370
Why are you even engaging people who don't believe it'd be possible for a woman to be caught masturbating? it's not even a good larp "my dad saw me going to town and i'm embarassed"

>>81497370
Fuck you
Lol
Nigger.

>>81497384
>>81497385
SAME NUMBERS

also 35 is a phone poster

>>81497409
Your shit thread is retarded. Fuck you.

>>81497423
I'm the OP now?

Are you in the auscels discord

I think I know you

>>81497840
auscels? no, I'm not, I've never heard of it

>>81496756 (OP)
lmao what did he say?

Your father caught you playing with your genitals

>>81496756 (OP)
It's ok not as bad as my mum walking in on me while i was on cam with some guy on chaturbate lol rip

>>81497904
OP is way worse (unless you're a male)

>>81497887
he just made a shocked face and backed out and closed the door
>>81497891
Yes

>>81496756 (OP)
How do you think you were born? Your dad isn't a virgin that doesn't know about sex and he knows that his kids are eventually going to start fucking. It could have been worse. Dad could have walked in on a boyfriend going to town on your cunt or something. Haven't you people heard of closing the god damn door, no?
https://youtu.be/jXNaZv7b_qw?si=vqV8Mk5XB1LjVL9r

>>81497938
anon, you know that it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.

>>81497938
the door WAS closed
>>81497968
yeah I already poured myself some coke and he told me it was fine

>>81497978
>yeah I already poured myself some coke and he told me it was fine
and what did you say? just mumble something lol?

>>81497990
"uh yeah thanks"

basically mumbled it

>>81497968
Oh, well imagine. >>81497978
So you're in shock about your dad walking in, correct?
You'd rather him to have not seen your naked body while you were in a mood to get off and actually trying to get off with a dildo. You never expect anyone to walk in while you're having a wank or having it off but you're a person with needs. Next time lock the door and be more careful
This is relevant to your situation:
https://youtu.be/9BXFXqMw70E?si=7LkbuKY2gU1moeAg
Hope you get a laugh out of it

>>81497997
I mean, could be worse

>>81498005
I had NO lock

This thread is boring. You're boring OP. Which is worse than if you were a larping tranny. Why are wasting robot's precious time with go-nowhere, lame, ungratifying material? Could have been exciting or funny or hell even a decent topic of conversation, but no. Your brusque cavalier manner ruined it.

>>81497882
Damn I was looking forward to the bantz

Imagine being caught red handed as a femgooner lmao

>>81498017
Give it some time. Invest in a lock? Scout your area and be more careful before getting off? It'll blow over, your dad is your dad but he probably has some naughty episodes of his life where he went down to mexico and had a threesome or did wild stuff with girlfriends in his youth before you were born. You were caught but it is normal to want to get off. You weren't a pervert jerking it in public

>>81498022
What time do you go to bed anon?

>>81498034
a lock? we rent, my father got home without me realizing, I started touching myself WHILE he was gone

>>81498048
Look up door handles with lock on amazon. I'm not talking about a full on bolt lock that you have to remove some drywall for. It is fairly inexpensive, like 10 to 20 bucks. The lock is in the door handle itself already built into the thing. You wouldn't need to know much about repairing or installing, you unscrew the screws and then screw the new lock in.

https://youtu.be/FoLI9FHmV90?si=539zreT58KxkbjD-

>>81498038
I can't... i have insomnia :(

>>81496756 (OP)
>Living at home as an adult
>masturbating during daylight hours
you deserve it

>>81498076
and you're just reliving seeing daddy's face as he walks in on his naked little princess with a huge dildo inside of her

>>81498079
I'm 19 in uni (I call it college idk why) how do you expect me to live alone?

yeah it was daylight

>>81498048
Just do it in the bathroom.
And also call people to see where they are before you start

>>81498085
That's not me anon
>>81498092
in the bathroom? I haven't done that since I was like 13, it takes too long and is uncomfortable

>>81498091
I moved out of home to go to uni when I was 17, lived in student accomodation and flats.
I would've lived with family if I could've though just so I wouldn't have to pay rent.

>>81498099
be honest: what were you fantasizing about before he walked in?

>>81497025
>NSW sydney
Move to NZ and marry me?

>>81498099
I forgot you are a woman and cant sit and masturbate
Do it in the fuckin tub or something

Sometimes it happens.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qI2YHr9-RA0

>>81498108
I wanna know this too

>>81498108
Yeah, if he hadn't walked in would you have gotten off? Were you feeling good before he walked in?

>>81498108
was thinking about my crush taking my virginity, like specifically dialogue about me being a virgin
>>81498110
No
>>81498113
I mean I can, but it's cold and if I lean back slightly I'll accidentally flush the toilet

>>81498124
yeah 100%, I was getting pretty close

>>81498127
LITERALLY TOMOKO
https://youtu.be/p0kNLjxxoT0?si=E20efhxGVqj2ByvQ

OP is Australian Tomoko

>>81498127
You're not a virgin, though.

>>81498127
>foids get off to prattling idle conversation
I will never understand your kind.

>>81498131
Isn't that a disappointment? Forget him walking in. You could have had a good nut and instead were caught.

>>81498135
I LOVE TOMOKO
>>81498141
what do you mean? did I say something?

>>81498150
no anon I managed to finish after he walked out

>>81498150
The next midday nut will make up for it due to the intrusive thoughts about her dad watching.

>>81498127
>No
fair desu

>>81498154
I have two sides
>Anton Chigurh
>Tomoko

>>81498175
I've even got a wand vibrator just like her

>>81498181
>Ive even got a wand vibratory just like her
Along with the situation

>>81498201
No, I have never been walked in on using it

I was an gooning 7x a day to r34 at age 13 now im 27 and haven't changed other than gooning to my own art. Getting caught by my parents was my worst fear and im soo glad that it never happened. Why don't people buy a lock for their bedrooms?

>>81498256
are you a guy? I've never masturbated more than once in a day

>>81498263
Yes, I was a pretty fucked up kid

>>81497882
>>81497840
What's this discord? im australian

>>81497025
Im in sydney as well
Did he get a full view of everything or was it hidden? If its the latter its not that bad

>>81498305
he got a complete view, he saw it all

what's YOUR discord if you're in sydney, let's talk about it

>>81498309
tonesofpaint

>>81496756 (OP)
hey anonette im in brisbane ive never had my dad walk in on me jacking off but then again i dont bounce up and down on plastic cocks moaning like a ghost to get my kicks like a freak, but then again i do own a fleshlight which is probs equally degenerate. i am free to moan embarrassingly with that tool though as i now live alone in a decent little unit

but my dad did find my dickpills once which was sort of embarrassing, but as they say time heals all wounds and he never brought it up, i bet your dad will be cool about it too

anyway ive never had a gf and this is my desperate low effort attempt to make you mine, come live with me and we can fuck and not do much else. much love. add me on discord and best of luck with your dad

@redcranepunch

>>81498393
I wasn't bouncing on it I was lying on my back holding it

>>81498393
why are these lonely fucks trying to find love on 4chan out of all place you degens, get out and talk to people "o-oh, but-but i cant really talk to women" PLEASE MY NIGGA SYBAU, you can talk fine to anyone. trust me.

Do you like Asian Australian boys

>>81498434
>o-oh, but-but i cant really talk to women"
Kek then the whores come back and complain the men they added from here suck

>>81498473
I prefer white men

post your discord anyway I'll still friend you

>>81497027
*guitar string*
*fades to black*

>>81496756 (OP)
>he's never going to fucking call me his princess again I just know it
because you aren't anymore
this is a wake up call
you still have time to fix yourself before it gets worse
if you can imagine your dad's reaction, imagine how your future boyfriend or husband would feel
you can come back from this, best of luck fren

>>81498141
>>81498154
Nta but wouldn't your hymen be broken by the dildo? So whilst theoretically you are still a virgin traditionally you are not, no wedding historically type of thing due to no evidence. Also isn't fantasizing about losing your virginity self defeating if you've destroyed your hymen as half the experience is the virginal blood.

>>81496756 (OP)
your dad is going to experience the biggest, fattest nut of his life followed by the biggest feeling of regret, shame and disgust in himself

now you tell me if masturbation is a sin or not

>>81496756 (OP)
happened to me at 13
i hope he forgot

>>81496756 (OP)
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