Thread 81497583

I tried before but I have a club foot and the recruiter turned me around but if israel wants cannon fodder then maybe I can get in. I don't really care about anything political I just want something to do that might end up with me dying. If I live then I get government benefits. I can't get any other jobs anyway. Have any other anons been in before that could help me along?

>>81497583 (OP)
there is no way any respectable military letting you in with club foot, and it's a good thing

>>81497597
This is the U.S. military we are talking about, anon. Either way, I know others have got in like me. Maybe not these days though. Shit. I just need something productive to do.

>>81497607
Why are you depressed like that? Why can't you get a job, is it because of you clubfoot?

>>81497613
I was a trucker driver for a few years. I think I could get a job doing that again. Other than that, I have no other work experience or education. I figured military would be about my only option. My club foot doesn't really limit me. It just makes me look dysgenic as fuck. Which I guess technically I am on a genetic level.

>>81497626 (me)
>trucker driver
Literal retard

Dude just join the idf. Book a flight to Israel. Look for a recruiter tell them you don't know anyone or anything and you want to serve and protect they should guide you properly. Why would you go through the us to join the idf ? That's literally the most retarded cannon fodder shit I've ever heard.

>>81497651
No way it can be this easy.

>>81497583 (OP)
Not right now, you'd have to wait until there's an actual war going on, with active drafting. And even then they might reject you unless we somehow are losing said war.

>I just want something to do that might end up with me dying
There's PLENTY of job fields that have a high risk of death that won't reject you for not being able to run. Have you considered coal mining? Logging? Deep sea fishing? Chinese factory worker?

>>81497583 (OP)
They're not gonna make special fucked up boots for you to march weirdly and slowly in anon, unless it's something you can get surgically fixed they won't ever want you unless they're super hard up for even vaguely able bodies. It's not just about being "cannon fodder" as you say, it's also about uniformity and blending in. There's plenty of other shit you could do like contracting with the military where physical uniformity is less of a deal. If it's about the likelihood of death, I think those guys that repair wind turbines die off with a decent amount of frequency, and there's a big push for shit like that with green initiatives. You might have less luck in the US under the current administration, but no reason you couldn't travel with it.

>>81497583 (OP)
>club foot
Never, unless you bought specialist expertise and got waivered (so never).

I've only seen one waiver like this in my 6+ years and that was for a neurosurgeon.

>>81497597
That's not very progressive of them. They let allow gays in the Navy, queers in the Army and faggots in the Muhreens. Why can't they let in cripples?

>>81498458
What was wrong with the neurosurgeon, was he retarded?