I'll never ask a girl out, I'll wait and die as a virgin if that's what it meant

for most people it happens naturally:
>be at school
>assigned to a group project
>female classmate discusses task with you
>15 minutes before class starts
>the same female discusses homework with you
>leaving school, she takes the same bus
>you small talk with her
>you start spending more time with her, one thing leads to another, and now you're dating

>>81498329
That isnt reality

School reality is
She scribbles all over your hands and wont stop talking to you and smiles whenever you pass her but she always has a boyfriend and even though you try and ask her out anyway she wont leave him for you

Later reality is
You go out together in a group and get drunk and she is all over you but regardless of whether you sleep with her that night or not her friends have decided youre a loser so she disengages

Another school or later reality is
Out of desperation you date the first girl willing to accept you even though she isnt as nice as those others and gaslights and nitpicks everything you do

>>81498386
>She scribbles all over your hands and wont stop talking to you
I had this in middle school, she was a cute little Albanian girl, there was even another who asked me to drop by her house after school, but I'm an autistic spaz so I would curb them.
Now I'm a bald fat manlet, please, kill me.

>>81498453
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE KILL ME I FUCKED SO BAD I KEEP FUCKING UP JUST KILL ME LET THIS JOKE END PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

>>81498464
Its frustrating isnt it
The one job your parents are meant to teach and most of them just dont then complain when their kids dont give them grandkids

All I can say is that it isnt your fault
How could you possibly know that decisions made so young will define your whole life
I blame your parents and mine

>>81498729
my parents forbid me to bring friends home, not be home by 4pm or they will call the police and conduct a search of me, go to school parties after passing 9th and 12th grade exams. not being allowed to go to the parties was understandable because i overheard my classmates drinking, passing out and vomiting everywhere. i wish i was normal and had friends during my formative years.

>>81498788
Yeah your life is all your parents fault
Dont let them get to you when they ask for grandkids because they prevented the circumstances that make it possible

I wish you the best and I wish I had more advice for you
Im in my mid 30s still trying to salvage a life and its really fucking hard

>>81498329
>>81498386
>>81498453
>>81498464
Do you guys live in a movie or something?
My primary/middle/high school experience was basically
>everyone ignores you
>noone talks to you except to borrow your shit or ask for you to do their homework.
>when you talk to them they dont teply to you
>people dont talk to each others after they graduate
Never had a girl be interested in me or talk to me. The only thing was people making jokes because they thought i was a faggot since my only friend was another guy.

>>81498812
I must be reasonably attractive or have a personality that really attracts the outgoing nerdier women

A lot of people never talked to me in my life as well though
I think I was just lucky that I got thrown into a few situations where I had someone compatible there
It didnt work out anyway and the sadness and failure adds up in a similar way that never getting female contact does

>>81498139 (OP)
pic never happens to me because my scene is tight enough that i'm guaranteed to run into the same people repeatedly

the other night i ended up at a t4t4nb orgy and so did some friends i didn't know were going so i played with a catgirl and got some cage time, after a lengthy presentation in the chillout room :3

>>81498812
They're just turbo normalniggers.
>>81498453
>bald
optional
>fat
optional
volcel normalfag whining like a bitch
>>81498835
>I must be a normalfag
you think?

>>81498901
nobody asked, nigglet

>>81498812
That likely means you were physically unattractive and/or autistic

>>81498952
Which normalfag are you? You're trying too hard to fit in btw.

>>81498901
What do you get out of posting this?
I'm already a defeated man, do you enjoy kicking people while they're down?

>>81499050
I think he hates normalfags and failed normalfags and wants you all to go far, far away.

>>81499044
i posted two lengthy replies above, none of which you quoted. i came here specifically to call you a nigger because i remember you saying mean things to me in the past when i was feeling down.

>>81499059
Normalfags don't panic so hard they distance themselves from women for their entire lives.
You're more of a robot than I am just because you were uglier as a kid?
I wonder if you would have pushed them away and ended up along your entire life had you been in my position.

>>81499143
Thankfully I mentioned failed normalfags as well.

>>81499050
You're a normalfag bragging about your failed middle school love and chose to fail after that point. All that matters is your facial genes are good enough. It's not like you're even close to an incel now just because you don't want to lift a finger to try.
>>81499078
Why should I feel pity for a normalfag? Just get your gf to cheer you up.
>>81499143
Even average-looking guys don't have women they can hope to push away, retard.
>I was too mean to the butler so pops only left me with 2 million and not half the family estate! woe is me!
>>81499154
Failed normalfags are just low-tier normalfags at worst. If you have the genes you have something to grasp. The only way "it's le over" for someone like him is if his face got disfigured in an accident.

>>81499166
Honestly, I feel sorry for you, you might the dumbest motherfucker on this board.
I'm more of an incel than you are because it's mental for me, I will always stand in my own way, you can just fix your problems with plastic surgery.

>>81499228
What is the mechanism by which women have to reject you? Women are fine with attractive men who are horrendously awkward, autistic, depressed, etc. Pushing women away is obviously completely voluntary and has nothing to do with inceldom.

>>81498386
>she always has a boyfriend
That really hit me in the head because of how true it is

>>81499243
>Pushing women away is obviously completely voluntary and has nothing to do with inceldom.
It's completely involuntary and had resulted in a sexless life, need I go on, retard?

>>81499253
Why not just use your good looks to get a gf off dating apps, normalfag?
>>81499254
How is it involuntary? lol.

>>81499274
>good looks
HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAH

>>81499274
>How is it involuntary? lol.
I think you misunderstood from the start, I'm not choosing to push women away, I panic and my body and mouth do the rest, I'd obviously stop myself if I could because being normal would be preferable to whatever I am.

>>81499281
Why is she scribbling on your hand otherwise?
>>81499316
This is like the "uhh things just happened" defense of cheating women do. Your words are not involuntary unless you're having a stroke or something. Also, when you can repeat this over and over online where typing can be much more thought through, I strongly don't believe you lol.

>>81499384
>she scribbling on your hand
I'm sorry but it doesn't mean shit

>>81499428
Girls don't do anything resembling that to average/ugly guys.

>>81499384
>Your words are not involuntary unless you're having a stroke or something.
It's called anxiety, and it causes an involuntary fight or flight response when women confront me.
Not that it matters anymore, I've already become physically unappealing, no woman has shown interest in me in years.
I don't need you to believe me, I just wish someone would kill me, in fact, I'll stop responding after this.

>>81499473
Incels are anxious and ugly (+ no self-esteem or hope). Being anxious can certainly make you not know what the right thing to say is but it won't make you say the exact opposite of what you obviously want. Plus, even if it did, if you meet online, you have tons of time to type what you mean rather than just a few seconds in conversation.

>>81498852
> pic never happens to me because my scene is tight enough that i'm guaranteed to run into the same people repeatedly
I was never that lucky unfortunately. Its been so long since I've seen her that I don't even think I have a crush on her anymore.

I'm going to a popular university in my state this fall and I think I might see her, but it'll only be for one year before see graduates and we'll never meet each other again

>>81498139 (OP)
My bf is 5'9 and I love him very much, I consider him very tall tho bc I'm not even 5'0 soooo maybe get midget gf?

>>81498139 (OP)
>I'll never ask a girl out, I'll wait and die as a virgin if that's what it meant
ok

>>81498386
Sounds like you just have zero self confidence and dem yourself a loser before ever trying

>>81498453
>>81498835
>>81498386
>>81499253
KILL YOURSELF NORMALNIGGERS, GET OFF MY BOARD.

[Orijinaru]

>>81498139 (OP)
Aw man, this exact situation is about to happen to me in like 3 days. Do you think I should say something?

>>81498386
Nah, this guy >>81498329 is pretty much spot on.
I went back to trade school, we would go play basketball during breaks, there was this girl I though was very attractive who would sit there and watch us play, I asked her if she wanted to play and then from that day on we would just look for each other to talk and after a month of just chatting all the time I asked her out and she said yes, my first gf at 23 and she was a 24yo virgin shut in too.