Thread 81501273

Tuppence edition

I was just about to do a Whip-Ma-Whop-Ma-Gate edition

might grind some more gnomes on Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

>>81501273 (OP)
Had some vegital yakisoba for din dins, not bad lids

>>81501303
For me it's Gropecunt Lane
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gropecunt_Lane

>>81501342
>Gropecunt, the earliest known use of which is in about 1230, appears to have been derived as a compound of the words grope and cunt.
thanks wiki, really needed that spelling out

>>81501338
this is an old pic

we wanna see your actual dinner fully cooked

>>81501338
If you don't want to eat meat why try to simulate it? Just seems a bit odd to me. If I didn't want to eat meat I can't imagine why I'd want to eat a shitty imitation slop product.

>>81501355
ai in a nutshell

love watching yank police bodycam videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9REHQIYBzOU

Liam Payne definitely knew the score

>>81501389
Been watching Audit the Audit videos a lot lately

So erm yeah... I'm just not going to work in a shit job until I die. This is why people don't work and play the bennies game instead. If you're going to have a shit life in a shit job, may as well have a shit life on bennies instead. I don't even get pussy either way. The state needs to learn that I don't accept that kind of life and that I'll be a net negative.

>>81501389
Same lad. The UK ones are heavily edited (even blocking out the criminal's faces). Audits have gone quite stale lately.

>>81501366
I wanted to eat the food not take pictures of it. Smelt lush and I couldn't be arsed basically
>>81501367
Because the only problem I have with meat is how it's made, the taste and stuff is great. Although to be fair I'm picky about faux meat products

>butterm!lk

>m!lk
okay, they're not that thing, it's !notMilk.

>butter
PATTERN BROKE

More pretty girls need to get cancer or be in accident. Let them have some challenge in their easy lives.

Don't think I'll be setting any records today. Legs ache and I'm not even at the start point yet

>>81501442
>the taste and stuff is great
Admittedly I haven't had any imitation meat shite in several years but anything I have tried has been shit and not remotely similar. Bioidentical lab-grown meat will be interesting when that finally comes.

It is fathers day today

I would give literally anything to experience a blowjob just once in my life. I am not being hyperbolic saying that not getting a blowjob in my decade or so since entering puberty has caused me personally more emotional, psychological (and downstream social/economic) turmoil and hardship than any fucking random homeless guy or refugee (I know mot aren't actually refugees but you know what I mean) or whatever the fuck.

Why the fuck is it apparently a human right to alleviate their suffering but not mine? It's so fucking unfair.

The same shit gimmick for years now

>>81501508
Remember to wank your dad off today to show how much you appreciate him.

>>81501508
Do you call him "daddy" out of interest?

>>81501520
I got him chocolates..

>>81501508
>It is fathers day today
Yeah

Get to fucking work in your piss easy jobs bitches because I need disability bucks for mental health. Fuck doing shit jobs women turn their noses up at. Fuck not getting any sex. I'll fucking not work. Just glad a lot of young men aren't bothering to work anymore. Bring them cheap immigrants in. Make them work for poverty wages. If you work in minimum wage, you only support that corrupt system.

>>81501511
>I would give literally anything to experience a blowjob just once in my life.
You realise you can give a nominal amount of money to a whore to get a blowjob? You could do this tomorrow.

why cant shippy find a gf/wife?

>>81501494
To be clear I mean that the taste of actual meat is great. But there are a lot of faux meat products that are "alright", some of them even taste like the real thing (albeit some require a healthy dose of sauce to get to that point). It's not about the taste though, steak could taste 100x better than it does and vegan food like literal shit and I still wouldn't eat the steak.

Anyway, lab grown meat seems extremely promising and I can't wait to get my hands on some. I'm not holding my breath though because it seems like everybody is fighting to keep this stuff off the market.

>>81501533
Only on special occasion, like if he gets me a gift, or on a birthday, or christmas.

>>81501534
are you going to get him (biological) grandchildren?

Nu freddingtons is it

>>81501547
He's neither Alpha Fucks, nor Beta Buxx.

>>81501543
Whores are all on the onlyfans expecting money to show some pixels. There's even pathetic men paying women to just say their fucking name on YouTube. No man is getting real sex.

>>81501511
I keep seeing posts like this on every fucking board on this site and every time I give the same advice: just pay a prostitute. They get paid, you get a blowjob and everybody goes home happy.

>>81501554
don't fall for
>out of interest
eva. he was being sexual, not curious.

>>81501543
NTA, and whilst it is definitely possible. It's a lot more effort than you're making it out to be. You'd probably have to go through 3 or more to actually get to the blowjob stage. Some would cancel and the last minute, some would see you walk in the door, get the ick, and tell you to leave. He'll get there eventually, but the initial uphill struggle might put him off

>>81501570
Dude, I could have sex with a prostitute tomorrow, if not tonight, if I wanted to, it's piss easy.

>>81501542
>If you work in minimum wage, you only support that corrupt system
Shippy's response?

I went into the city today and It was very fun I ate my first kebab it was a bit messy though
>>81501577
Okay, thank you.

>>81501549
>I'm not holding my breath though because it seems like everybody is fighting to keep this stuff off the market.
The tech isn't quite there yet to do it at scale, but it'll inevitably come Soon TM. Obviously it'll hugely disrupt agriculture and take a very long time to spread across the world but it's such a huge money maker and will result in the specific meats that everyone wants to be available so cheaply that it won't be able to be held back.

>>81501567
That really is the crux of it. 2 women have wanted to be my gf in the last 3 years, but I didn't want to be their bf (beta buxx)

Shippy, you here?

>>81501437
>>81501389

This is the best channel for american cops

https://youtu.be/q_IFCtKthEE

deleting both (My) posts.
notice which one eva answered, and which she ignored.

>>81501589
I don't support the system mentally, but my minimum wage at least means I'm barely paying any tax

>>81501338
not many of the plant based ready meals like that are healthy for you, if you need to go veggie make your own stuff.

>>81501577
She knows mate that's the point

>>81501596
Obviously all that is true. But also there are countries where almond milk is considered such a threat that there are laws in place prohibiting it from being called "milk", I don't think lab grown meat will come in without a fight

>>81501600
For about 2 more minutes before I go out of signal range

>>81501570
There'd be a bunch of prozzies in your town and there's probably even a lowkey brothel disguised as a massage place.

>>81501586
True. Ultimately it's a small barrier if it's really causing him distress though.

>>81501542
So you're just going to rot and waste your life? Sounds like a bad idea to be honest

>>81501617
To be fair lid most ready meals aren't good for you period. Personally I can't be arsed to eat properly, I just don't want to est animal products.

>>81501543
>>81501576
Paying for a blowjob is not a sexual experience, it is an economic one. It is demeaning, and the fact that so many men get them without paying for them makes it even more humiliating and misery-inducing every single day that I don't get one.

>>81501554
Do you think he likes it when you call him daddy? Just out of interest of course.

>>81501644
The blowjobs are BETTER because you are paying

>>81501644
Fixing your own car is more rewarding than paying a mechanic, but paying a mechanic is better than letting your car fall to bits

>>81501586
>some would see you walk in the door, get the ick, and tell you to leave
BRUTAL

>>81501635
Yeah why would I want to waste my life away in some shit job instead? Fuck that. I'll be playing GTA6 all day, everyday when it comes out.

>>81501644
This is entirely a matter of perspective; see a therapist then a prostitute

>>81501659
Here are two different options:
1) Work a job so you can earn money and go on dates with women. One day you can get married and have kids if you want.
2) Never get a job and thus never go out with any women, because they don't want jobless men.

I think the first option sounds better.

>>81501600
Go on lad

>>81501674
>and have kids

>>81501674
I dunno lid, there are a fair few women who'll go out with a jobless man

>>81501674
Ruthmong thinks it's literally impossible for a woman to like you unless you're working a high-paying job. Like virtually everything else he believes, of course, it's laughably untrue.

>>81501624
>But also there are countries where almond milk is considered such a threat that there are laws in place prohibiting it from being called "milk"
I think that's honestly reasonable from a consumer protection point of view, given it's simply not milk. Personally I think if it's always called "almond milk" that's fine but I also see the argument for saying it can't be conflated with milk. It's pretty easy to imagine all the fuckery that could be done to food labelling if anything could be called anything.

But I don't think that's much of a barrier to bioidentical lab-grown meat. Once it's in shops even if it's called "lab grown meat substitute", if it's truly identical and cheaper then it'll get adopted, just like bioidentical milk would now even if it was called "lab created milk substitute".

People who use milk instead of almond milk currently do it because the actual products are different, not just because of a labelling rule.

>>81501674
Women crave the unemployed layabout chad.

>>81501750
>Women crave the unemployed layabout chad.
Based and Usbornepilled.

baked some premade aldi brownie mix, tasted like depression just binned the fucking thing, gunna try making home made ones

Shippy what is your opinion on oral sex? Same as anal?

>>81501570
>Gets BTFO
>>81501644
>Makes up entirely new reason his "problem" isn't trivially solvable

i was just grinding some coffee and thought about placing my fingers in the grinder.
if any ladies want a dosser who is also DANGEROUS and has DARK THOUGHTS, give me a call.

'morals' are as alien to me as my brain must be to you.

Thinking about grinding and drinking some coffee even THOUGH it's past 18:00.
If any ladies want a tortured stimulant addict who lives on the dangerous side give me a call.

>>81501674
the problem with option #2 is that it's hard to live on a single income. i think most of us would be happy with decent bedsits, barring serious mould or rat infestations, problems like that.

The bedsit as a viable option is another thing mass migration has taken from us.

>>81501838
hard to live on a single income? i'm living way better as a adult on my own then when i was a kid in fucking poverty eating iceland goyslop and stuggling, got fucking waitrose food now i don't even work.

NEW: Israel had an operational window to assassinate Iran's Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei, but Trump objected it

>NEW: Israel had an operational window to assassinate Iran's Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei, but Trump objected it

choose your next words VERY carefully.

What woman wouldn't want this man's seed?

>>81501860
>NEW: Israel had an operational window to assassinate Iran's Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei
Interesting, did anything happen?
No?
Just like always then.

>>81501782
I keep thinking that with bread. Just get some flour and make up some flatbread whenever I want. Much easier, just need to get into the habit of doing it. And I also need flour.

>>81501917
SHIT LOAD HAPPENED:

Nuclear Physicists. 14 dead and counting
15 dead in military leadership ranks

Just a selfie of myself with my favourite beverage. Nothing to see here.

>>81501932
>SHIT LOAD HAPPENED:
False, nothing ever happens.

>Nuclear Physicists. 14 dead and counting
>15 dead in military leadership ranks
Never heard of them.

going to write a modern remake of The Accused where the woman is just lying.

totally shit thread

Previous record: 37:30
Today: 31:13

Didn't think I'd get a PB today. My legs were aching at the bottom and I'd only done it 2 days ago perhaps not enough rest.

Didn't take any breaks this time, and my moving average was still faster. Corr

>>81501969
a couple of the gimmicks had legs. quit your naysaying.

>>81501969
What would improve it?

>>81501674
> and go on dates with women. One day you can get married and have kids if you want.
lol lmao lol

>>81501990
why does a thread need so many gimmicks, worn out and tired gimmicks. you got nothing to talk about

>>81501975
Another day of lying on your dingey is it lad?

Shippy is a vile nonce.

>>81502048
A strange dolly fantasy, but run with it lad.

Look lads the fat fucker walked up a hill

>>81502033
>dingey

Wizza has ordered. Got that meal deal.

Oh aye x

>>81502057
>>dingey
https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/dingey

>>81502048
Wanting to shag 16 year olds is completely legal in every civilized part of the world

licking shippys sweaty arse crack after his climb up a little hill

>>81502070
>another word for dinghy

>>81502085
Got some kind of issue with that lid?

>>81501674
Women aren't into men in deadend jobs Even the low iq ones working in asda date up. I don't care about marriage and sprogs.

>>81502055
Fat man walks up hill, quicker!

>>81502101
>Women aren't into men in deadend jobs
They are for Alpha Fucks, which is all that matters in the end.

Sean's brains leaking out of his skull in a Tehran alleyway

>>81502031
trialling the new gimmicks, to see what sticks.

where do think gimmicks come from, anon?

Back to his smelly van tomorrow

>>81502175
Using the word "gimmick" to describe gimmicks is a gimmick I started. Pretty proud of that one.

>could have sworn 'dinghy' had a 'h' in it
>anon links 'dingey' as an acceptable spelling
>conclude it must be 'dinghey'
>it's 'dinghy' after all

mandela effect, this.

Back to sitting in his smelly boxroom all day tomorrow. Like any other day.

>>81502196
I have an office job, earn 100k, married and have one sprog (male)

I am yet another sex-having highly-paid /britfeel/er

>>81502209
Why you hanging out with us incels then?

Will never go for a few jars with a gf.

Corr, podium, 2nd best losers.

>>81502242
Spending literally all day here calling people incels and racists is exactly what successful, happily married fathers do, don't you know?

I could deal with her funko pop head but she really needs to fix her teeth. I thought most women care about maintaining their looks and health.

don't mind the heat but it makes me feel so sleepy

I'm here 16 hours a day because I have absolutely nothing else going on in my life. A loser, you could say.

>>81502271
Nothing wrong with that imo senpai

>>81502243
All them empty alcohol bottles she forgot to hide in her asmr. Knew she was into alcohol from a young age. At least she's a bit more honest now rather than put on the sweet girl act.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWGCZnVZxGI

could image seasidemark rocking out to this outside some factory with his speaker with a cardboard cut out of trump

>>81502271
You should get a job. Then you'd only spend 7 hours doomscrolling and the other 9 wishing you was at home doomscrolling

Ruthmong will be forced to get a job unfortunately once he cant live with his parents anymore as he is not eligible for bennies.

>>81502243
Will never go out for overpriced pizza and play darts with a gf.

ASMR dolly routine is it, king?

>>81502367
Your favourite ASMR dolly?

Has there ever been a real /britfeel/ meetup?
We could finally reveal that we're all highly-paid family men who LARP as spackers and gimmicky characters all day.

>>81502343
There aren't enough jobs. Many people can get by on disability for decades. It's fine for me. I only need vidya and internet to stay sane.

>>81501508
He died 11 years ago pretty much to this day, thanks for reopening the wound.

>>81502370
For me it's Scottish Murmurs.

>>81502391
Phwoar look at that thigh gap

>>81502373
>There aren't enough jobs
There are
>>81502373
>Many people can get by on disability for decades
You won't be eligible for disability benefits

>>81502370
I like the ill looking gremlin one.

>>81502391
This is what I imagine Crossmong's mammy looks like

>>81502398
>Oh no I'm sad and autistic and can't concentrate I can't work
Wow that was difficult.

>>81502411
>I can't work

Ruth hasn't posted her drinking update yet today. I hope she's ok

>>81502354
At least she doesn't lie about her name

>>81502397
Sadly won't look that good anymore with a sprog.

>>81502398
No there really aren't enough jobs. Even graduates are taking anything. It's fucked. Immigrants everywhere. Let them be slaves. I will get supported accomodation or be homeless. I don't care. No job is worth doing.

>>81501934
I unironically do love coffee though

The hoobs song popped in my head today after waking up from a 5 hour nap. Very strange how the subconscious memory works. I remember watching it on channel 4 at 6am or something in the early 2000s I was a bit too old for it at the time but still enjoyed it.
https://youtu.be/kaMzOA6MG3g?si=4VQ_adUFwvPM3FVs

>>81502480
my future gf on the left

>>81502479
My brother WANTS to go back to work. He says he doesnt want to spend the rest of his life on benefits. Hopefully my uncle can get him back working on the construction site being a year labourer.

>Big B thinking about hoobs

events are dyslexic

>>81501934
>>81502480
They're just like me fr fr

>>81502507
Hoobs not boobs it was a kids tv show silly.

>sharp pains down left leg
>increases after drug taking

anyone know what this is?

>>81502526
>>increases after drug taking
Which ones?

>>81502532
the left one, he just said

>>81502487
Lol used to watch that too

>>81502487
I remember these lads, kino. They don't make em like this any more.

>>81502438
Hate it when they lie about shit. Honesty isn't hard.

For me it's tugging on my penis imagining ridiculous sexual activity with foids that I'll never experience until the goo shoots out

No one will make me work. You can't live off minimum wage by yourself, so I refuse to play the wagie game.

>>81502569
>You can't live off minimum wage by yourself
You can thoughever. Full time minimum waging and you take home a little over 1800 bongbuxx per month.

>>81502569
>You can't live off minimum wage by yourself
Millions of brits do though

>>81499355
I hate rattan so much, lads. Just get classic metal furniture and paint it with Hammerite. The only thing worse than synthetic rattan is rattan and glass outdoor furniture. Looks like shit in two years. EVERY SINGLE TIME!

webm of eva6

Deanomaxxing would get me a girlfriend

>>81502553
>rubbing yr pp through nylon tights in bed imagining youre getting fucked by sum 6ft chad
>spraying the pillow w rose perfume
>then humping it
>out if body experience coom
>fall asleep
>makes the last 12 hrs of crying n misery feel worth it
>wake up at 6pm

>>81502600
sex sex sex sex woooow fucking shagging fanny arsehole coooorrrr

>>81502612
Well if you have to buy the outdoor rattan go for a lighter colour that you can hose down if it gets dirty. Black rattan will age more poorly because it's in the sun getting baked during the day and contracting again at night.

Should I Deanomaxx, unironically? I could get a Deana girlfriend and a nice Deanobox somewhere and leave 4cuck. It wouldn't be a perfect life, but it'd be better than this.

>>81502629
you will never be a real trans woman

>>81502642
>Should I Deanomaxx, unironically?
Yes

>>81502642
Anything that results in a better life is worth doing

>>81502642
Dress like a middle management mong all you like, just don't fuck up the back garden. Embrace wildlife.

>>81502671
The problem is there's no coming back from it. I can't just decide to un-Deano myself once I've got the old ball and chain and a Deanobox.

>>81502642
You don't just deanomax, it's something you naturally grow into when you have nothing behind the eyes

>>81502689
That's what I'm concerned about really. I might be able to "fake it til I make it", but I might end up stuck and unhappy in a terrible Deano purgatory which there's no escape from, see >>81502682

Always remember a deano at my old warehouse job. Used to read the sun on break. Thought he was god's gift to women despite being like 5ft.

>>81502629
do you make cute moans crossy?

why the fuck would i want a girlfreind when i can play videogames and listen to music at home

>>81502714
Absolutely based delusionmaxxing. This is another point in the column of becoming a Deano.

>>81502719
The vagina

>>81502243
another one with a face like a funko pop. a becky at best.

>>81502719
co-op vidya

>>81502729
Why would I want that when I can cut off my balls?

>>81502719
video games give you depression, fanny cures your depression

>person spends hours every day spamming massive paragraphs about themself in detail
>suddenly: new characterlore drops which doesn't align with what we knew previously at all
Yeah but why didn't we get told this before? Could it be made up crap because attention is the goal and truth isn't? Just a thought.

>>81502719
to find NEW music

nothing like the post sex nap lads. when you feel like you've just drained your entire vitality into her fanny and then fall asleep in the cozy warmth of her body. never felt anything close to it from wanking.

>>81502742
>>person spends hours every day spamming massive paragraphs about themself in detail
>>suddenly: new characterlore drops which doesn't align with what we knew previously at all
This isn't happening thoughever.

>>81502629
>>81502758
Yes it is. Cope.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBnQqwRMFpE

Might be a way to earn a few extra quid for the lads here

>>81502740
You could keep your balls in it?

Love that scene in You Only Live Twice where Bond has to pick a Japanese wife to fit in. He just looks away in disgust when he seems an older bint that looks 30 offered. Wouldn't get away with this nowadays.

>>81502764
Which of your dollies is that post meant to be adding "new characterlore" to?

>>81502742
Arbroathy said years ago Crossy is a repressed tranny. Some people are embarrassed about things things like that.

>Din-din status: Ingested
>Kino status: Put on

Yep it's womfin' time

>>81502682
Yes you could. You could divorce your Deanette wife and move somewhere else. Or you could stay with Deanette and move to a new place with her. There are many options.

>>81502801
what kino are you spinning tonight, lad?

>>81502771
>Shometimes you've got to shmack a bitch if she keeps talking back
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dAwsqSch_Ig

>>81502801
I like Stepan, what a great cat

>>81502813
Tokyo Sonata

>>81502804
>You could divorce your Deanette wife and move somewhere else
I can't afford to lose the Deanobox and have to pay alimony to her.

>>81502814
He's mentioned it like a few times years into posting. And not once has he mentioned desiring 6ft chads etc. Pretty big thing to just suddenly mention. You lot are all so gullible and fall for the most attention seeking people every single time.

I'm 6ft and would shag you crossy but I'm not going to glasgo

>>81502825
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81322075/#81322756
>my gmail account from 2006 >superprincess

rubbing shippy's bald spot and making a wish

Ruth's gluten-free tuppence.

>>81502372
As far as I know the only successful /britfeel/ meet was one that we organised for another board to "troll" them.

Apparently they actually had a great time

>>81502852
She drinks beer daily

Terminally online men that are unemployable.

>Fcking hell im not a faggot but this legit Chad passed me on my neet walk wearing this tight gear where his muscles were all over the shop and he was walking a German shepherd, off the lead that was following him perfectly. Felt a bit weird there like tense but in a relaxing way
>May 2024

don't think our Crossy would use TRANSPHOBIC terms like this Hehe.gif poster.

i mean he might, but only while steaming at 4 a.m.

>>81502860
She has to go easy or drink a gluten-free beer.

Lmao every time he gets called out he's straight to the archives looking for any tenuous evidence he can find to back up his claim. Not realising that in doing so, he's lost either way. Proving himself right or not, you're scrambling around for pointless posts you made a year ago to prove. Hmmm what was it. How gay you are? Kek. And if you're so gay why not just say so? You never shut up about your life all day every day anyway. No need to be cryptic.

why is HHL's trapezius muscle so well developed?

well, he might post homophobic terms at 1 p.m. in the afternoon.
but
he still isn't a racist.

>>81502887
12 quid for this

>>81502815
Connery was based. Didn't take shit from them feminist beasts.

>>81502888
>She has to go easy
She wont
>>81502888
>drink a gluten-free beer.
She dont

Could u calm down, its not about sexuality, its about i had a boner nd made a hrny post. Not that deep.x
>>81502894
Wisnae me am making croissant. Dont care about w/e youre on about

>>81502887
State of the wasters in those comments

>>81502911
Trust me lad. She can't handle gluten. I'm not gonna lie about that. She is weak.

sea-sea-sea-sea-seasideMARK

>I'm anime girl
Worst posters and it's not close

>>81502901
Grim. Seen more meat on a butchers pencil.

mum keeps chucking leftovers on the lawn. told her not to as the gulls know. rats too will come. she always has some fucking excuse.

>>81502935
from ware-ware-ware-wareham

Only went and purchased some more Japanese kino. Well I did, didn't I?

oh wow boring movies, japan

>>81502945
>more meat on a butchers pencil
What do people mean when they say this? Are butchers known for wrapping their pencils in bacon or something?

Went in a petrol station today for a drink and all the cans and bottles were like 2-3 quid. Ckin ell robbing cunts. It has been years since I went to a corner shop though. Is inflation that bad that a can of coke costs 2 quid? Am I that out of touch?

>>81502974
alri big b la

>>81502967
You gonna have a melty desu?

watching a vid where a lad plays through every resident evil without deaths and if he dies he has to go back to resident evil 1 but 2bh I absolutely do not believe him, there is no way someone wouldn't just skip through the games again

>>81502950
Someone's got to feed 'em

>>81502985
Have you never watched a speedrunner in Twitch? They are another level of autistic mate.

>>81502974
It's not 2004 anymore mate where a bottle costs 75p. Pay up you tight cunt.

>>81502958
Lets hope they dont get lost in the post lid. Bloody hell. Had that happen to me a few times over the years.
>>81502979
Not too bad. Had a massive headache earlier, probably to do with the fact I what been awake since 4am. Heard that sleep deprivation can kill you. Hope not.

>>81502985
Saw someone try that with Dark Souls 3, except had to start from beginning again.

>>81502734
She alright. She has soul.

>>81503002
Had a response earlier they said they'll send a replacement I'll believe it when I bloody see it. Should have asked for a refund instead fuck sake.

>>81502997
Kek nothing to do with being tight. I can get a 2L bottle for 2 quid not one of those white 500ml ones. Picked a monster drink because I was tired. Did fuck all because Im immune to caffeine.

Passed my bloody ESTA as well now I'm stuck going to America this Summer. FUCK.

>>81502915
CROSSMONG. I would have sex with you. I am also a virgin

>>81502894
Do u think its a desierable thing to be gay? Lol. Well ill explain a bit. Am not transgender,, I had gender dysphoria when i was wee, in the 90s/00sbefore ppl spoke about stuff like that. I had it until i was about 25 when i just finally forced it away smehow. So i consider myself a cisgender straight male now. So whats ur point. I dont like talking about it anymore bc its in the past. Its the thing am most ashamed of in my life. U must be a zoomer if you dont understand in the 00s you couldnt be open like we're on twitter or something.I kept it the deepest secret i could from the moment i noticed it bc it wouldve felt the same as telling ppl am a paedo or in my school. Nd same on 4chan. Thats been my exp of life. Nd when my sister let me use her dial up computer nd shed come back n ave been sitting on her yahoo chat talking to guys nd am like that "ave got u a new boyfriend x" nd i was like 8 talking to grown up guys saying am a woman. Yea i did stuff like that online my entire life. When i had a wage slave job i looked forward to going home n doing stuff like that. It kept me going a lot of days. Its sick. Why the fuck would i tell u about that. Yea maybe if i was born 7 or 10 yrs later it woulde been different but am not into it. Am a straight male. The fact u think its something anyone would want to be or be proud of tells me ur a little zoomer internet mong. Ok sometimes am horny. So i can hrny post. W/o you making me think about stuff from 20 yrs ago. Its not that deep u dumb mong. But for me it goes deeper than ud ever be able to understand. So drop ur gay little attitude. I refused to talk about it when arbroathy did used to talk about it for the same reason i refuse to go on lgbt board or anything like that i dont want to see it or think about it in a tangible way bc i end up staying up all night nd feeling suicidal w/ nothing achieved. Its insanely triggering to even acknowledge. U dont get it at all. Nd thats fine but anyway. Am a straight guy.

>>81502992
this lad doesn't seem autistic enough, id have to see him do it fully recorded or streamed to believe it I think
>>81503004
there was a lad who also did that with every souls game, only saw a clip but hed tried it for years

>>81503031
Why didn't you follow my advice? Should've just said you were a terrorist when they asked.

Had corned beef sandwiches for dinner. It lush. Couldnt be arsed with a dinner tonight.

Holy wall of text

Dnt ever talk to me like that about THAT u smug little cunt.You clearly think u know everything in life nd you really dont. CHEERS

>>81502974
Those bloody basterds love price gouging.

>>81503014
Do you genuinely like this lass lad?

Don't ever "lmao" me u fucking homo freak aids patiebt

>>81503066
It was a black brown owned petrol station

Cheeka doesn't reject me as aggressively.

Back to cheeka simping I go.

>>81503047
I know but then I'd be letting me family down. Have to force myself to do this shit. Hate flying too but at least the big American planes are more roomy, have free beer and a wee telly.

Corr got me some new Hand Dryers with Splashy uploafs to enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUefN_OFW8s

>>81503081
I really respect the dedication of this particular autist.

>>81503039
are you a straight guy?

Emily pops must still feel sad about her grandad.

>>81503039
>Am a straight guy
aye right

>>81502757
I've had similar from wanking, any post-coom nap is good

Time to pick up a Chinese from the takeaway where I'm in the love with the front desk lady. Wish me luck lads.

>>81503094
Thought he'd be the only one into this particular niche, but there's actually quite a few hand dryer enthusiast channels on YouTube.

>>81503097
Yes thats how i identify.x

>>81502992
>He isn't into the GoldenEye speed running scene

>>81501644
if you really think about it, all sexual experiences are economic transactions

>>81503081
Imagine your autistic special interest is hand dryers.
Also hand dryers blow microscopic shit and piss particles all over the bathroom, if you put a UV light on your body it would be all over you. Grim. Better off sticking to imperial lather soap and water with paper towels.

>>81503078
Make the most of America lad. It's a magical place in a lot of ways. A min-maxxed society.

>>81503077
I thought he was rejecting you too at first but now I think he was seething at the other poster

crossy melty

8.4km/5.25 miles total
Corr, what an experience

American tuppence

>>81503115
>but there's actually quite a few hand dryer enthusiast channels on YouTube.

>>81503129
I've been before. It's more the journey and stuff that does me in as well as being away from home for so long. I'll probably be alright when I get there.

>>81503116
fair. but the MOST important question is...

...would you like a strawberry?

I'm a straight guy but would be up for trying a shag to see if I like it (or you). No obligation CROSSMONG. My bi-curiosity is usually reservered for chika

/britfeel/ - only the finest men, saving themselves

Yea actually i did melt down a bit bc of this gay cunt on about "hm why havent u told me this" BC ITS NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS nd use your fucking brain why this isnt a stupid interent meme for me its smth thats made me suicidal nd hate myself for 30 fucking yrs nd youre on about "why dont u write about that here" bc i havent told another soul in my life nd am not starting with some random mongs on the interent that would only use it against me.The stuff i write about on here is nowhere near the level of that. Its for nobody else to know. Nd neway its all in the past. Its for never talking about or thinking about now.But u can piss off. You dont have a clue.

Wel deserved codeine time x

Blad inspecting my arsehole with his UV attachment on his miner's helmet.

Its the same haggard mong that loses the rag at me getting asked id in shops

>>81503244
strawb GET???

What happen if Kirby eat some cum?

>>81503317
kirby would do no such thing

Sorry some of us take care of ourselves n are cute nd sweet nd vivacious x not my fault you didnt bother.What a mong you r i would never in my life want to be known as a tranny. The fact u think thats something that anyone would be intentionally looking for is the diff between us.Thats insane to me.Am a straight guy nd if i had a self image its more like Link from zelda that stays a wee boy forever.Am not gna talk about that or anything like that cus its freakish. Am not retarded like you.What a stupid prick you are hope you get aids for upsetting me.

Try moisturising nstead of seething at me

Just for the record, any racists in at the moment?

I'm gone off CROSSMONG now, this nigga having a hissy fit. Cheeka would never melty as hard as this.

>>81503215
sounds a little gay, my dude

>>81503349
What's wrong Crossy lid did someone call you a tranny?

crossy was chucking a wobbler about his phone last night

Am actually needing a walk just bc youve made me think about this stuff nd youre like that "heh heh why didnt u tell ME this before" take a guess U FUCKING MONG! Why didnt u tell britfeel about your dead dad that molested you or your war PTSD. FFS.

>>81503285
Not gay sorry. Might be for you but its certainly not for me. Also quite Impressive. Only an expert loremaster would know about that. You must have been digging through the archives.

What a cute wee flower

>>81503149
>8.4km/5.25 miles total
of swimming in the North Sea?

>>81503383
yeah he cried because he couldn't find it in his immediate vicinity kek

It jst sends me loopy when somebodys that smug when they dont have a clue.Were not talking about this ever again.Cheers.x

>>81503402
I'm here 12 hours a day I knew it from memory. You are all my best pals after all.

>>81503415
Calm down, if my opinion was wrong then it's wrong I don't care that much. I'm not pushing the point further and won't argue with you.

There are these films called Mr. Vampire right and they have these hopping vampires it's mad.

skins improved since necking 3 collagen pills a day

>>81503440
for me its john carpenters vampires and being envious of the 6'4 handsome master vampire, cor imagine the amount of goth pussy youd get as a 600 year old 6'4 vampire

>>81503442
How bad was your skin before big man?

Taking HRT to prevent male pattern baldness

>>81503469
wasn't particularly but I'm positively glowing now

>>81503460
For me it's when that one lad gets split in half and also when Laura Palmer is in the nip. Quite enjoy the final showdown with the elevator too tbqh.

Big Blard

>>81503514
Not nice. Its the fluoxetines fault.

Crossydresser in tranny denial weltdown xxx Can't deny who you really are little lass xxx

Imagine having a foid arse to gropen on your Sunday night

Someone right now is being raped in the world. It not right

>>81503521
They tried to put me on the other SSRI but warned me because I'm already overweight. Marzipane or summin?

>>81503244
>bc i havent told another soul in my life nd am not starting with some random mongs on the interent
Truth is, you do tell us stuff you'd tell no one else. I know I do, and others probably do too

ive said loads of stuff on britfeel and 4chan in general that i would otherwise take to my grave

>>81503551
Yeah heard of that one. Quacks down at the psyche ward want to put me on a mixture of antidepressants, never knew you could take 2 different kinds. Currently taking vortioxitine and it makes me sleepy all the time.

>>81503363
Yeah I'm a racist, go on?

Someone right now is being murdered in the world. It not right

>>81503380
Unironically yes they did

I hate rape and murder

The exact moment the night went south
>Hate myself so much x n I know everyone hates me nd they are right to do so
>Not remotely h*rny anymore. Wearing lanyard indoors type of night

>>81503400
>/britfeel/ post riles you up so much that you go for a walk to burn it off
Yeah been there tok

>>81503579
You're on the hard stuff seems a last resort option. Funny you mention that I started taking a daily anti-histamine and feel sleepy all day. How the meds working for you now it's been a while?

>>81503577
This too, we really are deep in here

>>81503603
Nothing. Fuck all. Vortioxitine is used to treat MMD (major depressive disorder) and the highest it goes to is 15mg and I still feel like shit, paranoid, anxious most days.

>>81503599
>Wearing lanyard indoors type of night
This really tickled me, I love Crossy but this really was a desk slapper

>>81503613
Might be worth trying that head electrocution lark you mentioned before.

Drinking raw milk to own leftists

>>81503635
Yeah looks like fun lad. Kek.
https://youtu.be/d_mASr1djMM?si=TbqBJYC41N-VqrTX

Blad on the marzipan for his depression.

I support Palestine

>>81503675
i support anyone whos shooting isreal desu

>>81503666
Fucking love that marzipan cake me with the pink and yellow cubes in. Oh my lush. Not had it in years thank you for reminding me it existed. Mammys going to Aldi tomorrow I will ask her to get me one.

I love being morbidly obese gimmick

>>81503661
Corrrr, it lush. Your depression is cured but on the downside you become mentally retarded.

>>81503703
Tell her to head to Lidl and get their tiramisu it fucking lush and I mean lush.

>>81503739
Corr what about a Black Forest gateau seasideMARK style. 1 serving only all the way.

Want to know the most annoying thing in the world? When a liked video gets deleted and you dont know or cant remember what it was

>>81503764
Oh aye, Iceland do some nice desserts. They used to do a Daim ice cream cake that was 10x lush. Quite like their knockoff Mars Ice Creams too.

battenbergs made my apu fattenberg

slaughtered maxtac on very hard desu

>>81503830
Need to replay this game on me OLED I bet it's lush.

>>81503787
corr deeds of flesh

Bought these. Will be munching on them later

Inconsiderate people near my house playing loud club land music at this time on speakers outside. What happened to pre watershed hours? Not right, turn that bloody thing off!

>>81503909
Cutoff is 10pm I think lid for loud noise.
>>81503902
Seem a bit dry have you got a dip?

Why would you send me this?

>>81503922
Nah didn't get a dip. I can eat tortilla chips plain no problem

>>81503952
Same desu lid I like em extra spicy myself.

Am sry@my cousin that i cudnt make it to her bday but i just couldnt today.......Theyre sitting in a noisy pub my mam said "we're just going to be sitting in a noisy pub" "it's a noisy pub" I want to see my cousin,, but if were sitting somewhere like that it wont be fun for her anyway.So ill see her at my stpdads birthday thing in the hotel nd itll be more civilised.But rn my mams probably getting steaming.

Corrrrrr! It lush and I mean lush indeed.

>>81503936
Sell your girlhole so you can afford your GRS xxx

a shit channel 5 documentary exploiting a sensitive subject

>>81503997
Love how Channel 5 started producing all these shitty dramas on a shoestring budget the past couple of years. Lowest of the low slop. Mumberg was watching one and it was honestly embarrassing.

and that place? britfeel

>>81504028
Good kino that is. Basically a pedo mega prison.

Season 1 2 and 3 of Twin Peaks is on MUBI now. Think it's due a rewatch.

>>81504073
Seen that did they add Fire Walk With Me as well? It's kind of essential.

Yea i become slightly n i mean like 3% more comfortable talking about sum things but dont misconstrue what thats all about its still out of bounds nd use your brain,look@what ppl say, look@what hhl says,,its not a good thing to me. So aye.

>>81504125
What you mean about HHL?

>>81504121
No, FWWM isn't available in the UK, but you can watch it with a VPN.

>>81503570
If you signed in gmail in the past you can see your search history going a lot of years back.ITs pretty freaky.

big tranny cock up my arse corr

>>81504028
No paedos post here you obsessed freak

>>81504156
Lollers mate. It's literally in his name

Just catched 28 Weeks Later in my country. Watched 28 Days Later the other day too. Not bad. Shame the best part of the film is the first 5 minutes but there you go.

50 year old Ruthmong losing his virginity to a junkie in a Hastings alleyway before returning to his wet cardboard box to sleep for the night

>>81504169
In your country? Chika...

>>81504182
I am just repeating a /tv/ meme
I still unfortunately live in England

>>81504169
Where'd you watch them in your country? Did you torrent or are they on a streaming thing? I was gonna rewatch them before the one comes out cause I forgot everything

>>81504125
Shut it nigga the GOAT poofter is in the thread now

>>81504193
isn't "in my country" an /int/ meme, to post offtopic stuff but add "in my country" to make it /int/

>>81504196
Just watched online innit. I'm dumb so I only use streams. Search around enough and you shall find.

>>81504214
ah shit like the /mu/ equivalent of just blogposting random twattery and going "music for this feel?"

>>81504196
Don't know about 28 days but 28 weeks just went back in print on Blu-ray I got it a few weeks ago.
Try JustWatch to see where it's streaming.

>>81504214
Idk, I just know from a groundhog day meme that used to get posted.

>>81504216
I'll just torrent them in my country. I'm still a torrentmaxxing boomer aren't I

>>81504226
Is coffee good for you?

>>81504164
Posting loli isn't the same as raping kids you mong

Wonder if DVDlad owns Dunston checks in.

I like the "Just watched XXXXXX, did I enjoy it?" meme

>>81504239
Kek I actually do, lad. Lying around in a pile somewhere next to those monkey films Clint Eastwood made.

>>81504250
>just played TLOU2, what did I think of it?

>>81503363
I try to be non-racist. I think people should be judged by their individual qualities. I don't think someone should be judged a certain way or hated just because they belong to a particular ethnicity.

What's the state of your teeth lads?
Mine are pretty yellow, one tooth's been taken out (not a visible one, thankfully). They're also pretty crooked, especially my bottom row. I brush once a day instead of two

for me? it's the rest of y'all know when i durn to yah
durn I'm durn oh aye

pusy posting

>>81504271
They used to be bad but got all my work done just before Covid and haven't been back because JEETs took it over and when I went to a check up they were all speaking Punjabi or some shit and it had weird vibes.

>>81504271
>brushed twice a day for years
>was yellow from the start, couldnt give a shit
>got bored and went through a 2 year period of only doing it once
>didn't see the dentist for over 10 years
>primary source of hydration was lager and pepsi, legit like 3 litres of (sugarfree) pepsi a day
>finally saw a dentist
>they had no complaints and said I could see a hygienist but I needed no work

Thinking about the state of Ruthmongs teeth

I might stop posting for a while I am not happy with my home life with my parents

>>81504334
>not moving out at the earliest opportunity

rejoice!
fuck that stupid bitch

>>81504334
>I might stop posting for a while

>>81504341
I'm not in the mood I relapsed

I'm 25 and live with my parents. They've banned most porn sites on the internet. It's so infantilising

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>>81504359
>They've banned most porn sites on the internet
Cuck Labour government's doing that soon anyway so it's not like you're gonna miss out much soon.

>>81504334
Why what's wrong Eva lass?
>>81504348
Relapsed how?

>>81503936
>you send me this?

>>81504265
>judged a certain way or hated just because they belong to a particular ethnicity.

Spaffed again just now me

Quite the spaffmaxxer arnt i

hoping i get my 2nd wind soon so i can go for a night drive, dont want to drive when im this tired