And it was not like picrel
She was enthusiastic and threw it back on me
And her room was clean and smelled fine
I blew a nut in her felt good

It was more like picrel
Had a blast

>>81502359 (OP)
>>81502366
What is she to you, anon?

>>81502366
bro that's way too fat

>>81502359 (OP)
Don't know how you do that without wanting to kill yourself afterwards.

Same, it really just depends, I lost my virginity to a fat girl who was gross desu, but then the second time I had sex, with a different fat girl it was pretty great, she smelled good everywhere and was clawing my back and grabbing my hair and shit it was great

>>81502359 (OP)
Did you do it last night? I also plapped a plumper last night.

>>81502726
Just a hinge date we got coffee and ended up at her place
>>81503379
It was last night we are plapbros

>>81502359 (OP)
fat girls are better

fucking fat girls turned me into a huge success and it was a virtuous cycle

>be somewhat successful, medicore job/6'0/some lifting
>getting occasional matches on tinder, nothing special
>average girl wants to hookup, i say sure drinks next to my place
>she shows up shes at least 100lbs over her prof pics
>shes here, 15 minutes and one drink in she mentions she thinks im hot and wants to get out of then
>she drops $20 cash on the table and we walk out to my place, within 30 seconds of walking in shes on top of me
>literally best sex ever had, she worshipped my dick and we did literally everything i wanted, even let me nut in her ass and then after we had a bit of downtime she ate my ass for a 2nd pop
>she gets up and starts cooking me dinner so i dont ask her to leave
>food is decent, i say may as well let her stay the night
>she wakes me up with breakfast the next morning, then sucks my dick before i go to work
>she also cleaned my bathroom and my kitchen?
>This is great
>She asks to come back next night, i say i have some work, she says thats fine she just wants to "take care of me"
>shows up with ingredients, cooks me food while i work, lets me again do everything i want, then leaves for the night because I said i needed some time alone
>Fat chicks are great, immediately start swiping on fat chicks when she leaves
>A lot of them basically worship me, show me off to their fat friends (they like being the fat chick who is fucking a fit/successful guy), so they do everything to keep me and do all my chores and cleaning and cooking
>my career takes off, since I no longer have to do chores, my house is clean, and all the time i used to spend chasing girls I spend working and lifting, and more success = easier/more fat chicks
>A year later I have a soft harem of 10+ fat chicks, the second any of them get any sort of "so what are we", i cut them off. Finding a new one takes 0.01 seconds on tinder now

Now I see fat chicks and i get actually turned on

>>81504954
The typical whitecel

>>81504954
kek based plapmaxxer

>>81504954
you're a genius
i will learn from your ways

>>81505128
>>81505138
story is 100% true btw. best part is that now i am legitimately turned on by thick chicks because after years of nutting in them i associate them with sex

obviously they cant be obese, the fupa is where i go south, but like anything 5'4 and ~220-250lbs is right in the sweet spot to plap
If they're under 200lbs, they still got attitude and think they're "hot". Once they cross the 200lb mental barrier, something clicks and they just get desperate for validation from a successful dude.

My only recommendation is never fuck a fat chick without an oversized-for-her-body butt. Thats what you're gripping in bed, and you NEED it to be big. The big tits are nice but you dont get much of that in bed, and they only show up when you take girls out for drinks, which you will probably never do. dont be fooled by fat chicks with big tits in prof pics, you'll never actually see them and you're not gripping them in bed.
And when the clothes are off and you usually see the tits, the big gut may be a negative - compared to big asses where its all you'll see.

>>81505232
This is rock solid advice. I always plap in doggy for this reason. Big ass slapping on my dick but can't see the belly. And short fatties are the best because proportionally they are just smaller so they don't really look that fat even if they are obese for their height like you can still manhandle them

>>81505232
Do you use protection? Or nah

I used to be all about the thin girls, but the older I've gotten the more I've come to enjoy a thiccer lady. something to hold onto and the pussy hits better. I'd never dip into whale territory but at this point my #1 preference might be pretty chubby girls.

>>81504954
>>81505232
i just married a rich one who is infertile and we still have sex every day years in
no risk of stds
no need to find someone else
no need to go without sex ever

sure i get the benefit of getting to have sex with different ones but the detriments are too big

>>81505232
>5'4 and ~220-250lbs is right in the sweet spot
>can't be obese
Jesus dude.

>>81505273
First time i fuck a chick, yeah. Then i usually say some bs like "yeah i like you but before i want to get serious with a girl, i always like to get tested first. I was tested a bit ago after I broke up with my ex and was ready to get out again, I know its a lot to ask, but I dont like having to stop a moment for some plastic"


And i usually get tested once every couple months, so I can share it and then they get tested and then i just rawdog. If they won't get tested, they don't come back. I never nut inside a pussy though unless I can feel the IUD inside them (sometimes possible to feel when you're fingering a chick or when you're going deep when first starting), or I am there to get a depo shot (I usually will do the co-pay (since it's "for me"), or they're willing to take plan b directly in front of me (Do this BEFORE sex). But most of the time, i nut in the ass or mouth, or on their tits if they're eating my ass (some girls love this).

>>81505261
Doggy plap is almost a personal fav. I don't like missionary, feels awful for me. Girl on top also isn't great for me. Doggy is great because you can just go right into the ass to nut and she can finger herself while you do it.

>>81505343
infertile would be ideal, but I never trust a girl who says that. If I was long-term dating/married, sure, but even girls who "can't get pregnant", I won't nut in their pussy unless they get an IUD anyway.

For me sometimes I think I'm into fat girls, then I'll see something like pic related and I'm instantly smitting and I remember that's what I want even more

>>81505346
5'4 and 290+ starts to get obese/fupa levels. 310 is the fattest ive fucked and it was one of my first times when i was testing the limits of how fat could i fuck and still get hard.

I had a ~330 girl i couldnt get it up for, but that was also because of the godawful smell. Regardless, i didnt try to heavier than 300/310 after that girl

>>81505368
i mean my wife is 50 and ive nutted in her raw every day for like 3 years and still nothing
she still has her period so maybe it could happen

>>81505379
Is that not a tranny?

>>81504954
I'm jelly as fuck
I'm also white/successful/6'0/handsome/in shape, I've fucked over 40 average girls (about 3 were thick/chubby/borderline fat) and none cooked or cleaned for me
Not a single one of them
Don't get me wrong, I'm 100% independent and don't NEED a woman to do chores for me, but I just want to provide for a family and have my balls empty, the moment a woman acts like a trad woman near me instead of a dumbfuck feminist I'm marrying her

>>81505475
>I've fucked over 40 average girls
why are you so soulless

>>81505475
im telling you, just take the leap on one fat chick. Make it easy on yourself and make sure she has huge tits and a cute face.

You can brainwash yourself into thinking fat chicks are hot by fucking enough of them.

I fucked probably ~50 or average chicks before I going chubby. The best ANY of them ever treated me is still worse than almost all the fat chicks.

>>81505483
>want gf
>meet girl
>try to talk with her about a thousand different topics
>no conversation, she's retarded
>try to do things together
>no hobbies
>sex? sure
>nothing else going on
>next
>repeat 39 times
It's not like I wanted this, but it's better than nothing

>>81505570
meet them other places
this rate youre going to die of aids

>>81505570
Where do you even meet 40 girls to fuck

>>81505633
Tinder fuck nigga

>>81505644
>tinder girls are boring whores
>act surprised but keep trying
lol

>>81505633
University
>>81505644
No apps needed in uni/college

>>81505665
>uni girls just want to drink and fuck
>adult workforce women just want money and be pampered while offering absolutely nothing
App girls really aren't any worse

>>81505682
just date unmarried childless milfs
they have better personalities

>>81505665
all the old ways to meet women are gone. A lot of my earlier daygame lays came from the gym, which was pre-girls-always-have-earphones and using tripods to film their ass. You can't afford bars anymore and most girls there are to meet their tinder dates.
Girls have airpods in public 24/7 now and spend all the time on the phones. It's hookup apps or find girls at work.

My only good non-app finds came when i had a girl i banged off tinder, but she was a horrible lay (lazy/no anal/didn't want to take BC, etc), but i liked the personality. I would friendzone her and go out with her and her friends. Once you fuck a girl a lot of the suspense is gone and you can actually be friends as long as you're the one shutting her down.

>>81505745
>childless milfs

>>81504954
I'd rather have 0 fat chicks than 10 lol but you do you

>>81502359 (OP)
Degenerate.
Sex is for marriage only.
You should both be ashamed of yourselves.

You are all disgusting the way that you talk about us as if we are nothing but a hole. I am so glad I will never fuck any of you and I pray I will never meet anyone like you losers. Disgusting attitude and outlook to have on human beings.

>>81508171
we talk like this because it's the only way to protect our pride in a world where we have to present ourselves and you get to pick and choose between us. that's what you're seeing. assuming you're not a man baitposting at least.

>>81502366
I have had this experience too and it was enjoyable.

>>81502359 (OP)
Youre pretty gross for that. I used to be hungup over being a virgin and never fooling around during my teen years. Thing is once i actually imagine doing that with a woman (and thinking about all the spiteful mentally ill women ive interacted with and how gross their personalities behaviors and psychologies are) and especially imagining how I'd be feeling afterwards after the act for the rest of my life thinking how fucking gross that was of me to do that.