Thread 81503358

I swear I would drop to my knees just to have a sweet boyfriend with light eyes and blond or light brown hair. Id literally do anything he wants... Why must life be so hard on me and make me live in a place where I can only find latinos or kebabs with ugly curly hair and dark brown eyes?

>>81503358 (OP)
why dont you just find a white bf online and live your best life

>>81503358 (OP)
What's the point of being white, when you have disgusting T40 swarthoid void eyes

>>81503369
I dont think Im worthy of someone like that since I live in the middle of nowhere. And even if we had a long distance relationship, I wouldnt be happy either, because Id want to run my fingers through his light hair, cuddle with him while we play games, and have a cute child who looks just like him...

>>81503358 (OP)
i wish i had a kebab bf with curly hair

>>81503358 (OP)
The length I would go through to baby trap a blonde man is almost embarrassing so good thing there is none around me

>>81503385
>>81503470
I'm European and my hair is slightly wavy. I can't make this femanon happy either. Why do I exist why why why

>>81503488
Fr. And its not because of the citizenship or anything like that. I would honestly do anything for a guy like this to be my boyfriend
>>81503470
Why? They are disgusting and have weird families

>>81503358 (OP)
You can have my 1 (one) Schengen Type D spouse visa, if you're cute enough to make reading 2000 pages of marriage and immigration law worth it.

>>81503385
>siblings and cousins have ice blue eyes
>I have dark brown
Oh well.

>>81503496
Nooo i didn't mean slightly wavy hair. I meant something like this image. If you have light hair im sure your waves must be really cute

Lol I am white with blond hair and green eyes and I always seem to attract non whites with darker features. JBW is true.

>>81503542
My mom's are medium brown, and my dad's are green-gray ish

>>81503548
Dark brown I'm afraid. Still much lighter than Hispanic black hair. I have the same coloring as Wikipedia girl #2

>>81503534
I would love to accept the offer, but i feel bad about being a burden to you or anyone. I don't want to contribute to the marriage in a way that makes anyone think im just here for the visa. Thats one of the reasons i want to emigrate on my own, so i can have an european bf and not be a burden to him

>>81503597
This girl looks like me too. I do have dark features but light skin and straight hair. But it's not really something im attracted to. Thats why im a virgin to this day. Im just not attracted to any guy who isn't my type. I feel like i will never be in a relationship until i travel

>>81503615
You should be afraid of being stuck in some euro shithole with an abuser, not of being a burden. We give out visas like candy anyway.

>>81503426
That is cute and wholesome. Have you considered moving to a white country? I live in Poland and we get lots of Columbians and Filipinos nowadays.
However, the baby will look like a mix of his genes and yours, obviously!
If I could have a loving girl do anything, I'd make her do pic rel every day, and lots of affectionate kisses and general clingy romantic behaviour.

>>81503751
Wouldnt mind being stuck in a winter cabin with a cute european guy in the far north of Finland. As long as he doesnt hit me, I dont mind.

latina women are garbage, trust me

>>81503863
Sounds like a very good bonding experience. No phone or internet connection, just the two of you, needing each other's warmth every night, cuddling in one sleeping bag, drinking vodka and talking all day

>>81503863
>wouldn't mind
It's an unattainable dream, of course you wouldn't mind it.

>>81504106
You dont need to remind me of this lol I know its unattainable, but Id rather fantasize in my head about having a cute european boyfriend that I could care for than date any guy from my home country that Im not attracted to. I can imagine going on dates, kissing and getting kids with a european guy, but just thinking about doing those things with someone Im not attracted to (with weird broccoli hair and brown eyes) makes me feel depressed. Sometimes I really think its just an unattainable dream and I might as well kill myself since I ll never be with someone I truly love...

>>81503863
I once took a Quebecoise redhead to a snowed-in mountain hut in winter, and she picked a fight instead of being nice to me

Lmao and nonwhite guys also want white gfs who look like that.
I must remind all nonwhite men to do the same.

>>81504200
What's your home country? (i.e. how much do I have to pay to fly you over, on top of the cabin rental?)

>>81503810
Moving abroad is something Ive thought about and Poland sounds like a good place! Eastern and Nordic European guys are very cute... And about the babys genes, my mom has light eyes and fair skin so I think the baby would mostly have light features too inherited from the father and grandma.

>>81503870
And they can't be femcels. Stop posting these half-breed whores on a sheboon board.

>>81504263
I live in the far south of south america next to the border of two other countries. And unlike what this guy is saying >>81504346 im really a femcel since ive been celibate all my life because Im just not attracted to guys from my home country

>>81504405
I should go surf in Chile or something

>>81504223
And they do. I often see online many couples of Latino men with blonde blue-eyed women and Im not judging them for that. If its their type its okay for them to chase those girls.

>>81504426
Wrong country. But Im sure light features are appreciated there too. Go for it!

>>81504405
So... north-eastern Argentina? Are you cute and cuddly enough to justify the 2000 euro cost?

>>81504541
Im skinny and have white skin and dark features. I dont know if im cute but some latino guys have already expressed that they liked me in the past (although i was not attracted to them). But again i don't want to be a burden to anyone (especially my future bf) so i would not agree to have someone pay for my plane ticket and visa.

>>81503358 (OP)
Sucks, I'm brown-eyed and European
Still lonely

>>81504623
Not my type but at least you are european

>>81504611
>i don't want to be a burden to anyone (especially my future bf)
Guys love helping women who need them, especially if they're grateful. The only bad thing about that is if you get burned

>>81504611
You have visa-free access, it's only the ticket prices that are... a bit high. I assume there's even more costs if you don't live within a reasonable distance of Buenos Aires.
Would you actually want to go sightseeing somewhere with a european robot, if by some miracle you didn't dislike each other? I get that it's 1000x more fun to talk about this stuff than actually do it.

>>81503358 (OP)
i have blue eyes and blonde hair, fly to western europe and ill pick you up from the airport

>>81505326
Yeah I do have visa-free access but its only for 90 days... Thats not enough when it comes to being with someone you really like. Coming back to my country after not being with anyone else all my life would honestly hurt. And yeah flights are expensive too. Im studying engineering in uni right now, hoping to work in something like education or industry someday just to maybe get a permanent visa in the future

>>81505688
No way you are that Chilean girl who has been spamming this shit for months now.
You're ugly and have curly hair. Gross.

>>81505716
I'm not. Not from chile and I don't have curly hair. I posted my photo here with my side profile before but i was banned for a day (sorry mods). I have straight brown hair, brown eyes and white skin.

>>81505688
You also have visa-free access to the UK for 6 months, and some robots may possibly be dual citizens with cushy WFH jobs. Bit silly to think that far ahead while you're tied to your country, though.
Anyway. If you'd like to take a long-shot chance, feel free to ping ____ne or drop your info. No promises, but if we're somehow a half-decent match and there's somewhere you'd like to visit for a week...

I am 192cm tall, have blue eyes and blond hair and I would never touch a shitskin foid, sorry.

your stinky brown wombs makes those stinky brown men kek, sterilize yourself and save humanity.

>>81503682
Based woman dying alone because she won't date men with brown eyes

>>81506079
This. I might have brown eyes but my brothers and sisters and cousins all have blue. I can produce blue eyed children and OP will never be able to do thatm there's a reason I only date white women

>>81506079
>>81506219
I could pass for Mediterranean and my mom has light eyes so I could have beautiful kids too. And I dont really care about that as long as I have a cute boyfriend by my side i ll be happy.
>>81506195
Exactly. Id rather be a virgin forever than date a guy who is not my type. Thats why im a femcel.

>>81503358 (OP)
What is your ideal?

>>81503358 (OP)
are you the female who posted her face las ttime please fuck off already
>>81506330
i know you come from tiktok or somewhere else but the idea of wanting to date a certain group of people is actually called volcel (voluntary) as you refuse to datea nyone else not femcel

>>81506720
Anything from A10 to C20.

>>81506744
Post face
Also you're right she's a volcel

>>81506770
I'm A30 and I have brown hair but I'm not white lol

>>81506330
Don't care what you pass for, ur genetics would still be sullying mine.

>>81506787
Already posted side profile and got banned for a day (sorry mods, not going to happen again). And light eyes on brown/black guys doesn't matter at all

>>81506829
>And light eyes on brown/black guys doesn't matter at all
Well yeah I know I don't matter, sorry for being born southern european instead of northern.

>>81503358 (OP)
Im not even gay

>>81506330
>lusts over a tranny who got posted on lolcow
Key I bet you are a tranny yourself

>>81506926
OP is a tranny. Hes a 5ft7 Jew from Wisconsin and his name is Blaine. He likes to larp as brown and black women and he stalks white twink streamers who reject him

>>81506926
He is not a tranny anymore. He was just doing this for the views... gooners donate a lot of money to streamers. And thats the thing i would do anything for him even if he embarrasses himself online because he is so cute to me. I literally don't care. He looks perfect to me just like the guy from my first post. I would literally do ANYTHING. And im not a tranny or chilean or black or curly hair girl or anything you guys are trying to project on me.

>>81506330
>Thats why im a femcel
yeah sure """""femcel"""""
Anyway, why don't you move to Texas or Virginia? lots of light eyed latina loving white boys out here for ya

>>81506966
I literally posted my side profile here before. WTF are you guys talking about?
>>81506981
>Why don't you go alone to a pricey country you literally need a visa to? It's so simple

>>81507016
Bitch i don't know your life story lol. Why the fuck would you need a visa ? You live in mexico or something?

>>81503358 (OP)
>>81503426
>>81503488
Where you at? I'll come get you and bring you to Canada

>>81507028
I do live in south america... Its not that simple to just go to texas and meet a blue eyed cowboy guy. I wish it were that simple

>>81507047
I live in the far south of south america (but not as far south as Chile) near the border of two other countries

>>81507088
I'll take a trip trough South America and look for you then

>no proof of any kind
Post vocaroo or something

>>81507063
put yourself up as a mail order bride and get a cowpoke boyfriend lol
YEEE YEEE VALIENTE GUERRERO BLANCO
VIVA LA VAQUEROS YEE YEE

>>81507147
>>81506955
https://voca.ro/11TNGqSmBw7X

>>81507188
But in your language I mean. How can we be sure otherwise?

>>81507207
What do you mean in my language? I already said where i live and you can hear the tone of my voice (not a tranny) and my accent (not american).

>>81507230
Your accent is kinda lost cause you're trying to pronounce english words + the sound is crappy

>>81507246
So are you saying that you can't figure out my accent because i do my best to pronounce the english words correctly? that's cute but I don't agree with that, i do have a thick accent sadly
>>81507142
That's also very cute!

>>81503358 (OP)
Where do you live?

>>81503470
We should have kept Srebrenica going, I love you Karadzic

>>81507388
I get it, you just want to vent so you keep everything a blur but you go me intrigued. How old are you? Don't you want to share your actual country? What you do for a living? Show you computer set-up or something. That'd be fun

femcel, how old are you and what are you doing with your life?

i am often compared to Dacre Montgomery as he appears in stranger things, though i'm more pale

>>81507403
>>81507848
>>81508167
I live in the far south of south america (but not as far south as Chile) near the border of two other countries. Im studying engineering at university. Dacre Montgomery looks like a fuckboy. Id probably be too afraid to talk to anyone who looks like him in real life.

>>81506981
Virginia here, she can fuck off and die