Fitness Edition

It's Momcest Monday! You guys know what it is all about, share pictures, thoughts, and stories on milfs, your own lovely mom or any other relatives you fancy.

Previous: https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81438637

Story Library: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQd5IRmkPtsZPdaLoh6_NTjLj9RsEyEz-tI-nITar_cjgJGH5YLRu9Trja2-7lzA4lk-K7BZ_ByadkS/pub

Topic: Do you exercise with your family? Do you all do cardio, lift weight, or play sports together?

>>81508257 (OP)
Might as well rename this to incest general now, half of the posters are women talking about their siblings or fathers.

>>81508257 (OP)
I posted in the last thread, and one before that

I had a sexual relationship with my son for a few years and I actually believe it was quite healthy for him, he's got a wife now

>>81508272
The majority of the posters are still involved in or interested in Mother-Son relationships. The /mcg/ name also has history and recognition to it, so I say the status quo holds.

>>81508257 (OP)
Kys white tranny freaks

>>81508278
I think you're larping, but I'll bite; how and why did that happen?

>>81508357
I raised him very open sexually wise, we were having showers together, eventually he started masturbating while in the bath or shower, I saw no reason not to, I was naked anyway

one time I was masturbating and I was pretty sure he was spying on me, he came in and asked if we could have sex, I was horny and saw no reason to decline

>>81508385
how old was he when this started?

>>81508387
young enough for me to be banned if I mention it, he was going through puberty though

>>81508387
You're talking to a fat hairy dude dumb incel

>>81508410
yikes. are you ok anon? do you need mommy to tuck you in?

Yo, anyone got her ID?

>>81508278
you answered alot of questions in the last thread not sure what else to ask

>>81508502
questions about me are okay too, if you're curious about me

>>81508508
What made you think it's ok to have sex with yor erm very young son?

>>81508508
Do you dress slutty?

>>81508537
No, I dress conservatively and have my whole life

>>81508508
Why would a 47 y/o woman post on r9k

No pic with timestamp equals larp

>>81508585
I've got way too much time, I often find myself bored
>>81508586
you don't seem to understand the rules of the board you're on

>>81508593
>I often find myself bored
ok, but why are on the so called incel site? are you an fbi agent?

>>81508609
No, I found a good reason to browse this board with this thread, people who are interacting with me

>>81508593
Would you have sex with him again if he divoced and expressed such desire? To move back with you and be your partner.

>>81508626
if he ended up getting divorced I believe I would, but if he got divorced solely for that purpose I don't think I would be comfortable with it

>>81508621
Do you like his wife? Have you discussed their sex life with him?

>>81508385
Some die of thirst while others drown

>>81508632
yes his wife and I have a good relationship, though we have not discussed the details of their sex life

>>81508626
you mentioned smth in the last thread about manga? what did you mean? like, mom/son stuff?

>>81508643
Were you concerned about a possible pregnancy ith him? Would youve kept your sons baby?

>>81508662
we always had safe sex, and no

>>81508647
no, I've been reading it a long time, stuff like dragon ball and Naruto, I never really left it when I left my teen years

>>81508706
Would you fuck younger guys and roleplay as mom/son?

>>81508772
I've had sex with younger guys (like 5 or 7 years in my early thirties) but never did any roleplay like that

>>81508779
Do you think more single moms should sexually initiate their sons

>>81508797
not all of them, it worked out for me, I wouldn't recommend it

>>81508805
>your mom grooms you into masturbating in front of her when you're super young, eventually making you fuck her but makes you think it's your idea
>she's super unenthusiastic about it too, thinks your dick is average at best and almost seems bored
man molestia's son here really got the worst of both worlds

>>81508805
How often were you thinking it's time to stop it? Were you a bit jealous when he got a gf? Did you share him with the gf for a while?

>>81508877
I didn't think that, I was just hoping he turned out fine, and I wasn't jealous I was happy he turned out fine when he got a girlfriend

>>81508885
it's a bit of a miracle he turned out fine after so much mommyfucking

>>81508885
What if he's always thinking of you when having sex wit his wife?

>>81508913
not much I can do about that

>>81508959
your answers are quite short an dry, mommy-anon...

>>81508257 (OP)
is that a tattoo on her left side? just beside her arm? looks almost looks like a scar or a burn or something

>>81509002
if I can give details I will, did you want me to lie and tell you I'm touching myself right now? rubbing my clitoris? I can give fake details like those if you want

>>81508527
Because they're a pig faced obese neet that larps and has 4tb of csam on their computer.

Mommybros, what's new?

>>81508442
I love tight dresses bros

>>81508257 (OP)
you can't do that longer than 10 minutes before your feet start burning and the skin on them comes off

Had a dream my aunt sent me it pics and talked to me about having sex eventually
Well anons, what do you think? Does the dream mean or suggest anything?

>>81508257 (OP)
mommy only exercises with CHADSON

>>81509578
Tit pics*
Retarded autocorrect

>>81508257 (OP)
So did this chick get attacked by a shark or what? Skin necrosis? Flesh eating bacteria?

>>81509607
it looks like something went through her like a metal bar or something, maybe attacked with a bottle

>>81509626
Nah I found her, she has a tattoo of a bouquet on the left and a dreamcatcher on the right, the colour of the flowers just look like a chunk of skin is missing

You faggoots should focus on her plump mommybutt instead of oh whats that on her skin

imagine licking one of the most senstivive parts on moms body while she's asleep. is felix a larper?

>>81509578
Time to make your dreams a reality desu

>>81509832
i hope we get an update from felix today

I hope we get some graphic momcest stories this week

>dexter is MIA now too

>>81511154
post success updates get stale real quick

>>81511168
In an effort to spice things up successanons should now post sextapes of them and their mom

>>81511154
what about enon

>>81511154
that just tends to happen after anybody gets success in this general. Why would they need to stick around?

>>81511856
>mama doesn't have her pipe
cringe

I'll never get to do it myself, but planting your seed inside the same hole you came out of has got to be one of the most powerful feeling experiences imaginable. Also, since part of what determines your penis size is inherited from your mother and androgen exposure during fetal development, I have to wonder if son cock is perfectly designed for mom pussy. For instance, I'm 8.25" erect, I wonder if mom could take me balls deep. I know I didn't inherit my dick size from my father, I accidentally saw him changing clothes once and his flaccid dick was like an acorn, so unless he's he's a massive grower I dickmog him and could fill mom up better than he ever could.

/mcg/ mommybros, do you suspect or even know for certain that you have a bigger dick than your dad?

Hoping boobs guy gets to spray and cover his mom's tits this week

Hi everyone...

First of all i want to address something. I saw on last thread that people called me a larp becuase of what i said i did but it was already archived. They siad its impossible or something so i want to say really quick that its not like i did it for half an hour or something it was just a very quick taste because obviously dont want to get caught so it wasnt like long or anything.


Either way it does not matter because i have officialy fucked myself completely
One of the guys said i should try to touch her pussy while she sleeps because if she is letting me spoon her its obvious she wants it. I thought okay maybe he is right and i should be assertive. So when we went to sleep yesterday i kinda did exactly that
Now my mom is a really heavy sleeper but i guess i did it too early and she wasnt full sleeping because she turned around and was like wtf are you doing and me in my retard horny mode with her face being so close to me just thought "ok confession time" and i just quickly kissed her. Lasted about 1 second before she pulled back and started freaking out and the whole thing just turned to shit.
I tried to tell her that im in love with her and shit and she started crying and started even apologizing to me and blaming herself for it which fucking sucked to hear because my mom did a wonderful job as a parent but yeah i just told her im very sorry and i rushed out and slept in my old room
Morning was the most awkward wake up and the conversation was abysmal. long story short she asked me to change my mind i said i cant and she said we should talk to someone like a therapist because clearly she fucked up and feels bad for raising me wrong or something among those lines
I couldnt handle it so i went outside for a walk to be alone. When i came back she was gone. I took my stuff and went home...

Tried calling her 3 times today... now i can either rope or go to therapy where some bitch will explain to me that the love of my life is not the love of my life

>>81512238
Wtf did she think was gonna happen exposing herself to you everyday and sleeping next to you naked

>>81512238
Hearing dumbasses being psyoped by this general to prey on their poor family members gives the greatest keks.
Should just be a milf dump anyways.

>>81512238
Don't rope Felix, try therapy and wait for your mom to calm down.

>bad end Felix
For shame /mcg/, for shame. He had such a good thing going
>>81512238
I know you've already messed up but I cannot stress this enough for present and future mama's boys, never ever underestimate the cuddlezone as an endgame

>>81512238
well at least now you know and saved time instead of keeping blue balling yourself.
guess you should go to therapy and try the boobs guy method - blame in on her hot body, not her acting wrong or smth

>>81512276
>>81512327
I dont blame my mom. For anything. She is the best mom i could ever ask for and i love her so much and it fucking sucks and hurts like nothing i ever experienced that me loving her hurt her
Yeah maybe her exposing herself and sleeping with me naked was overboard but she is still my mom who raised me and took care of me so she should be allowed to do this without having her son perv on her... i spent 3 fucking years trying to fix myself only to realize i cant fix myself and then hurt my mom with my love for her in under a month im doing real good yeah real gods work here

Im gonna try to wait for her to calm down so we can have more talk that is somewhat coherent at least and not just us both being a crying mess but still its not like the therapist will go "maam you overreacted you should just let your son cum in you cant you see he loves you?" nah it will just be 2 people drilling into me that my mom is not wife material for me and thats that

>>81512311
i dont hate anyone here for supporting me. I made my choices and they are mine. Mom love is real and dex mom and others are proof that a loving mom son couple is possible and can be incredibly happy. I was just hoping to be one of them....

>>81512360
>well at least now you know and saved time instead of keeping blue balling yourself.
He said he was the happiest he'd been in three years. Nah I think he'd gladly have taken a lifetime of blue ball naked cuddles with his mom over this.

Two sudden crash and burns. Not good, mommybros. Quite discouraging, in fact....

>>81512420
There was also andrewanon but he was able to avoid an actual crash and burn and his mother just thought he was touch starved

>>81512385
Yes, your mom has the blame for everything, why did she does that to you? She is pretty obvious.

>>81512238
Lets you massage her naked all over, lets you sleep naked with her, then acts all shocked when you want morre? Ehh... not very fair of her, I say.

And for all things, why everyone accepted a therapist "help"? Nothing is wrong being a man with sexual desires with a hot woman. wtf is wrong with men? faggots

>>81512469
Maybe but what im saying is that i dont blame my mom for anything. Because i love her. I cant physically bring myself to blame her for this.
Like you know fucked my brain is right now? I still want her so fucking much but at the same time im freaking out and god knows what happens now. I dont want to blame or be angry at my mom because when i think about her still only 2 things pop up. Love and a throbbing boner

>>81512401
Exactly. Even if nothing happened i could have just had this. For years maybe. I could have just spent years cuddling my naked mom and cumming on her thighs or something deep in the night. Instead i wasnt careful and went for it...

i swear i feel like im on the verge of a mental breakdown i just want to be back in bed with my mommy and feel safe this is fucking horrible i hate this hopeless feeling so much

im going to go lay down i feel like i have no energy to exist goodbye all for now ill be back... probably...

>>81512496
We know our problems aren't fixable, but in order to have a chance at returning to a normal relationship with our moms and assuage their concerns therapy is an unfortunate requirement

>>81512511
It's not hopeless Felix, she is still your mom and loves you. The wait will be excruciating but she will talk to you again and it might even be possible to get back to the cuddlezone. I'm sorry this happened Felix, please find a way to weather this storm.

>>81512511
let her calm down and process the new nformation for a bit. then you can talk and see what happens. it's nothing terrible. you'll go back to normal soon.

>>81512511
Just tell her you've been very lonely lately and she's a beautiful woman and.. well.... you weren't thinking straight

>>81512511
She's your mother, she won't stay mad/frightened/whatever forever. She still loves you deeply and you may be able to return to the cuddlezone or hey who knows maybe you still have a chance at going further!

Lesson of the day - wait for some reciprocity before trying bold moves.

My mom gets hotter and hotter every year since she hit menopause, it's insane, I can barely handle it. Every time the warm weather comes and she starts wearing lighter clothing, I think "holy SHIT". She used to be quite skinny but now she has a nice belly (which I love on girls), bigger thighs, nicer ass, bigger tits, a couple more years and she'll be pure perfection. I'm probably going to organize a holiday and get flirty with her, I'm convinced it's going to work (we're already pretty emotionally incestuous anyway, she kisses me goodbye on the mouth and I grabbed her ass a few times when I was a teen), maybe not sex but a deep touching and kissing session - which is sometimes even better than sex.

@Boobs guy,
@Mine anon,

how are things?

>>81512511
I hope to send blessings your way, Felix because you're in my ultimate nightmare scenario.
I feel the same way about my mom that you do, just absolutely head over heels in love with her, the most beautiful, perfect woman I could imagine and she's my own mom but I've stopped myself from doing anything out of fear of what's happened with you.
Here's to everything working out for you, bro.
I wish I knew why our crazy mothers raised us to be co-dependent on them then act shocked that our male brains derive sexual arousal from them.

>>81512238
It's joever, Felix...

>>81512238
It's not over yet bro, of course your mother is going to be shocked by such a revelation but it's the first impact, things will settle. You broke the doors, it doesn't mean it's over.

maybe we should make it our policy to only recommend the cuddlezone

Give me a quick rundown on the Felix story, I didn't read his posts because I thought he was going nowhere

>>81512761
>I thought he was going nowhere
they were spooning naked in bed before this. Ofc its normal to assume bold moves are justified.

>>81512817
Both naked? Like butt naked, touching?

>>81512878
Yes. Dude, the archive exists just go read his posts.
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/username/licks-it%2520felix/order/asc/

>>81512906
>link broken
Fixt
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/username/licks-it%20felix/order/asc/

>>81512906
Sounds like his mom wants it then, this is just a rocky step to greatness. Go Felix Go

>>81512689
>Mine anon
I was lurking, thought of writing later.
Anyways mine decision is not based on recent events from the thread, even thought it should be.
There have been in mine journey a few pauses one of them like three weeks, then the other one was about two or something weeks, maybe it's just another pause, idk.
I will deescalate because even though she doesn't mind/doesn't say anything really.. It's just isn't the same as this one intense caressing thigh session.. Maybe mine mistake was the stained underwear which I gave her(she asked for them herself) which then make her "freak out" after realization that's why she took quick pause for a few days and since then it doesn't feel right for me do this anymore.
But then why it took her 10+ days to return them? When previously she returned them in like a day when they were clean/washed. She was like "I forgor" n stuff for a few days but then did not mentioned since about them. Since mine last update I think day after or even the same day I called her and she said "I am working on them rn, did not forgot." n stuff it was about 10-11PM btw. And next day she returned them being now washed/clean.
Idk..I guess this time i 4 shure gotta "put the ball in her court" as they say.
It is weird.. I think actually she was braless for the time around me today.. But once again.. Enuff. But then she started to share her sexual life way more than before, even today.
Why haven't she said anything about me leaving door open to the bathroom?
Why she went along with the "candy" game?
Why she allowed any of escalation when I was clear with mine intentions.
What's with those ambiguous comments of hers.

Maybe it was just some wicked game of her which she enjoyed for a bit before it became way too hot for her to handle.

What I would like try and do rn is to simple receive some of the affection back since I was the one mostly initiating it and stick to the "cuddle route" for now.

>>81512943
>stick to the "cuddle route" for now.
That's good idea. You could also try ask to sleep in the same bed with her. But don't try anything too bold too soon.

>>81512943
We already lost Felix we can't lose you too, keep it low for a while

>>81512943
>Why she allowed any of escalation when I was clear with mine intentions.
Bc she might enjoy SOME escalation and you making her feel like a woman. Getting attention from a young man. That part she likes. Doesn't mean she's ready to go ALL THE WAY.

>>81512511
I'm sorry Felix, that really turned out pretty bad but it's not unsalvageable. The most important thing right now is that you keep your head up and try to think logically. How likely is it that your mother never noticed anything over all these years? It's basically impossible. If you didn't push it further you'd always have wondered what could have been. Of course your mom is going to panic because it was all just a bit too much at the same time. First the touching while she was asleep, the kiss, the confession,... Female desire is different then male desire, you gotta let it build and fester, especially if she feels guilty like this making it even more complicated. And don't think of therapy as some terrible end to everything, most of them are useless anyway. It's just a hurdle in the moment. She also did raise you that way and from what she said it seems she knows it, making her feel worse.

She loves you, and if you give her time she'll get over the initial shock.
And while I think you should give her space for a bit, it's also very important that you check on her and see if she's okay before too much time passes. I think you should tell her that you need to talk about this, but be mindful of how guilty she feels and try not to push the love thing too much.
It'd probably be best if you could physically check on her, maybe take time off if possible and just show up at home, don't leave until it's somewhat sorted. Be honest but keep the extend of your obsession hidden and make it seem less intense than it actually is.

>>81512180
>>81512689

Things are genuinely fine. Don't kys felix. I was where you were a week or so ago. It gets better.

I only saw my mom on Saturday this weekend. Its gotten less uncomfortable the more time we spend together. I don't think things will ever go back to 100% normal, but pretty damn close. For example, on saturday afternoon she made us do that meditation thing with crystals (the one the shrink suggested) and "remove" our negative energies. After that she asked me very seriously if I was still having "those thoughts about her body" and I fibbed a little, told her I did but they were becoming less intense. She seemed encouraged by this and gave me a hug. We then had a very normal night. She talked to me about her work drama, shitty boss, etc. The usual stuff. It was nice.

I did try to snoop through her phone at one point to see if she had any hidden nudes. I only checked a few places but of course it was totally clean. She just isn't that kind of woman. Oh well. It's not the worst outcome considering where it began.

>>81512489
This is why she is the the one to be blamed
>>81512511
You are a faggot and you got deserved it for being an anxious retard with her, man up
>>81512512
Shut up bitch, I say nothing is wrong with it.

>>81513450
No need to be so rude, big man

>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (0.00% content).
I hate /r9k/ sometimes lol

>>81513003
picrel

>>81513499
So why do you wanna fuck your mom, mine anon?

>>81513549
A healthy change for both of us. That's why I believe the taboo factor for me wasn't an issue at all(at least in mine head)since I was sort of locked in. For some reason I really wanna pleasure her sexually I don't even care for her to return anything back to me unless it's something she would liked to do herself. I thought/still think that I might provide her something she have never experienced before because in my believes she were sexually neglected by the males around her. And beside that I don't wanna really go into great detail.

Fucking hell anons I need to fuck my mom or aunt before I die! I need to feel that pussy! I need to experience that sweet ecstasy you can only experience from having sex with an older female family member!

>>81508647
Love how the son impregnates his mom in this hentai.

What is it that compels a mother to use her son for fulfillment of her emotional needs but not expect said son to develop sexual desires toward her?

>>81508278
Do you think he may start having sex with his daughter, if he ever has one? Do you think he would encourage his wife to start having sex with their son, if given the opportunity? Does the idea turn you on?

>>81513466
You need to be beaten up, grow some balls

>>81515264
Woman retardation. Have her cake and eat it too. Grow her son as a surrogate husband homunculus and then demand that he doesn't treat her as a wife.

>>81515678
For this I hate woman, it's like "yes do everything and be a perfect man (castrated slave) but we won't have sex".

Luckily it's easy to spot and reject these hysterical failed bitches and fuck faggots accusing others for being a "chud" or whatever

>accompanied my mom who had to bring her cat to the veterinarian today
>the veterinarian was a milf about 15 years younger than her who slightly flirted with me (I got a haircut yesterday and had just gone to the gym so I had a pump)
>my mom suddenly got slightly passive aggressive with her
>on the way back she kept telling me what a stupid bitch the veterinarian was
>I was like ???? she did her job
>then I realized
>I asked her if she was jealous
>she got all flustered, her face turned red and she changed topics
Guys...?

>>81516064
She might be into you, or she might just be possessive of you and not want soncock.

>>81516086
If she's so possessive, does that mean I can make her jealous enough to make her sexually available? I think if I brought home a milf she'd go insane.

>>81516107
>make her jealous enough to make her sexually available?
It might work, either way you'd get a milf so go for it.

>>81516129
I've already had milfs but they're complicated. I fucked a mombod teacher when I was doing internship at a school and at the end I had to threaten her because she was about to start some drama when I stopped fucking her.
I want my mom.

>>81516151
>I want my mom
Don't we all, your method of dating another MILF to get her jealous would probably ramp up the tension. There's also /mcg/'s usual advice (picrel) for you to follow. Just don't do anything overtly sexual until she reciprocates.

>>81516064
>>81516107
This is easy to solve.
if she gets annoying to you (or not) do the same thing if you wanted to date a woman, same fucking thing.

I was able to kiss the mother of my lesbian friend again in the nightclub, but you guys were right, her daughter is trying to cock block me. she now wants to go on a date with me tho.

>>81516476
Fuck her in front of her dyke daughter and laugh.

>Mom, I want to fuck you.
>lol No. You're so silly.
>Wow, she's totally into it.
>Pull a move.
>She freaks the fuck out.

Every single time.
Not surprising a bunch of motherfucking rapists wouldn't understand no.

>>81517556
You don't know what rape is, do you?

>>81517556
>allow your son to naked spoon
>allow your son to carry your naked body to bed
>son makes a move
>freak out
Your take is retarded

>>81517556
Classical out of context faggot take
>>81517634
Exactly

>>81517634
I hope Felix's mom is just panicking bc she's shocked by the consquences of her own actions and societal conditioning, She let him do so many things, made her so dependent on him... man it would be the most unfair situation ever
There's no way she didn't realize he was nutting on her ass last time, licking her armpits, letting him grow up cumming in her coffee and those pancakes, having wet dreams for years in their bed that she had to clean, letting him massage her naked for hours for years, basically rimming her asshole sometimes during those when he was younger?? no way she didn't notice it once
i refuse to believe that
maybe him not living at home for so long let her convince herself she did nothing wrong

>>81517865
>My mom was asking for it.

>>81517865
It might be like mine anon's mom where she's scared of potential legal and social consequences if they get caught.

>>81518552
>she's scared of potential legal and social consequences if they get caught.
Doesn't Felix live in Switzerland? Just hop the border to Italy where its legal lol

who are your favorite cartoon moms?

>>81508442
kale on tiktok

>>81518385
>letting your twelve year old son lick your asshole while you make him massage your ass and pretend to be asleep
>just normal mom things
i'm not saying she's asking for it i'm saying she made him who he is today

>>81518819
would be hotter if she was actually the mom

>>81508690
Since there are many "safe sex" methods I wonder: did you mate raw when it was save or were always condoms used?

What about your first time?

>>81518819
>turning my mom into a whore

hey @Felix, any updates?

>>81520470
he killed hisself ;(

>>81519916
Incest must be raw!
Only raw for mommy!
No condoms!
Fulfill your primal urges!
Experience true, real, raw incest!!!!!

>>81508442
>>81518819
this is her, she's not actually a mom, it was her friend pretending that she was

>>81517865
>>81519197
On god. I also hope she is just panicking because of the situation being fully out in the open now.

I know a little bit about repressing, since I had a gay friend who was very closeted and did a lot of gay shit that he was okay with because it was done secretly.
She was letting him do it and even leading him on, but pretending not to know, and he was doing it secretly so having to face the consequences that she groomed her son into loving her weren't there because she would just pretend she doesn't know and enjoy the spoils.
But now her son kissed her and told her face to face that he is in love with her. You can't pretend you were sleeping or didn't notice that because it's a full cards out on the table scenario. Hopefully, she realizes the best thing she can do here for both of them is to just hook up with him. Felix is a good mama's boy, and he has her well being in his mind over everything, willing to quit his job for her and even buy her a house. Literally the best man she could ask for.

/mcg/ kinda dead this week :(

>>81521310
>144 replies after 1 1/3 days
That's actually quite a bit, the thread mood is justifiably more somber though.

>>81511594
I'm on the same boat as the Dexman, it feels wrong staying here and gloating about how much fun I'm having while other bros are struggling or outright crashing and burning.
And I've been distracted by a new videogame.

>>81521391
its not, we need some positivity

>>81511289
Branch off thread in /gif/ for this perhaps?

Tfw youre the anos whose advice lead to both crash and burns. Might take a break from posting :'(

>>81521962
It's not your fault they just went about it the wrong way

>>81518552
>>81518581

That's stupid, why both adult people want to make that kind of relationship open with people?

>>81522321
They probably wouldn't want to be open to the public, but accidents happen. In this case an accident could lead to jail time.

>>81521962
>>81522057
Maybe if fags can handle their anxiety we can talk about a better results but anyways I think Felix and boobs anon are just coomers and larpers

>>81522347
Are you one of the retards, that demands photo ID and video evidence?

How long have you guys been into your moms? Was there a specific event that triggered it or was it a natural evolution of your love? I was attracted to my mom even before entering puberty so it's been a lifelong obsession for me. I'm pretty sure I was thinking about my mom during my first fap at 8 years old. But I've also read of guys who got this as a fetish in their teen years so it isn't the same for everyone.

>>81522389
>another retarded take

are you Felix or some other fag? I mean I can the same to you

>>81522831
>/s4s/tard

>>81512311
LOOK AT THEM FAT FUCKERS. MOOOOOOOOOOOO. FUCKING CHURNS, MATE. CUNTING MASSIVE UDDERS. FUCK ME SIDEWAYS, THE FUCKING SIZE OF THEM NORKS. FUCKING EXCELLENT, SON. JUGS. I FUCKING LOVE TITS. LOOK AT THEM FAT FUCKERS.

>>81523100
pregnancy and milky boobas really are the best

>>81518607
Misato is my favorite cartoon mom.

What's y'all's favorite momcest thread moment?

>>81524637
Finnanon posting his success report. Nothing will ever top that.

Possible mommybro? >>81524935

>>81524637
I only like the moments where CHADSON shows up.

>>81522831
I'm not that poster, try with a better bait next time

>a strong thunderstorm is coming tonight
>mom is making scrambled eggs at 8:00 PM
Why does she cook in response to perceived stress? Does anyone else's mom do quirky stuff like this?

>>81516922
i will fuck her, but it will be in hiding. in the nightclub she whispered in my ear "i know you want to fuck my pussy", i smiled, but then she said her divorced husband is a little dangerous and her daughter would not like us together

>"Anon I can't get past this boss in Lies of P. Will you be a dear and help mommy?"

>>81524358
Didn't know she was a mom.

>>81527438
Well stepmom but she was an older woman that flirted with shingles

>>81527347
I'd pull out my P-Organ and start grinding

>>81515302
we talked about it one time and he said he wouldn't, I assume he wouldn't encourage his wife to do so either

>>81527347
Mom soles should be deemed national treasures

>>81525097
If your mom is a good mother and attractive, she's likely a good candidate, even the ideal candidate, to have children with. Our mind knows this, so once you get over the incest, it naturally goes into breeding mode once things become sexual. That's why men cum harder and shoot thicker loads when thinking about their mom, they mean to knock her up even if they don't realize it themselves.

>>81526405
I'm the same way with cooking, cleaning, etc. It's something at least semi-productive to take my mind off of things I can't change when I'm stressed.

>>81528564
What about if a potential grandson came onto you? Would you consider fucking him?

>>81529222
I would not, I feel I wouldn't be close enough with them, I'd have to be living with them, and I doubt I'm going to end up showering with my grandkids

Hey guys
sorry i wasnt really here yesterday or so i just needed to step back a bit
mom is still on radio silence and im just kinda focusing on work then sleep and ignore the rest of the world...

>>81529785
Radio silence isn't good. You should talk asap and see what's on her mind.

>>81529991
Yeah but i dont think she wants to talk to me right now and even then on phone it would probably not be good
Maybe if she calls me i will talk to her but for now i will just try to work and not panic until weekend and then i will maybe go visit her to talk to her and say i dont want to go to a therapist and i will just back off or try to apologize or something i dont know but i dont think this is a phone conversation and im also just way too scared to talk to her right now

>>81530057
That's a good idea to go over on the weekend if she's ready to talk. She probably blames herself for everything, you'll probably be doing a lot of convincing that its not her fault you feel the way you do.
Don't worry too much tho you'll be ok.
Look at how boobs guy was able to salvage his situation. You'll need to go with the flow on this one.
Keep us updated, we're still rooting for you.28 Prince St, New York, NY 10012

>>81529719
Since the only answer I got did not sound like you write normally I ask again: did you have raw sex with him while being protected/safe days or were always condoms on?

>>81530057
Don't despair Felix, we're rooting for you. Make sure you visit her on the weekend for real if you can't go earlier
and remember she's your mom, she loves you unconditionally, even this will pass
It's important to talk about it before feelings of guilt and shame fester too much. not to mention just making sure she's okay physically
she's the most important person in your life right? I understand you're scared but you to step up for her right now

>>81512238
>explain to me that the love of my life is not the love of my life
spoilers nerd. She isn't.

>>81530284
there's no reason she can't be

>>81530295
nah. I fall for women easily and am a sucker for even small amounts of positive attention.
He's in close proximity to a woman he has physical and long term emotional connections with however she's clearly not ok with what's occured.
Hell I was mildly flirting with a (married) MILF just last month and it seemed all of a sudden she realized what she was wanting wasn't worth it.

Sex with reluctant MILFs

>>81528564
How would you feel about it if he did want to? Was was his reasoning not to do it? Is the reason that he doesn't have the desire to do it or would he feel like it would be cheating on his wife? I'm also still curious, if your son and granddaughter did start a physical relationship, would it be a turn on for you?

Some other questions unrelated to the previous ones:
If your son expressed that he developed romantic feeling for you after having sex, would you be open to deepening your relationship?
Are there any similarities you noticed between him and his father in the bedroom? I'm just curious from a nature vs. nurture perspective.
Do you ever see other parents and their children and wonder if they are having sex or imagine what sex would be like if they attempted it? Do you have any people you know personally and think they would have high compatibility with they're son or daughter?

>>81530359
what are you trying to say anon? are insinuating he's just starved for attention?

>>81528680
I always like seeing others delve into the science of these behaviors and phenomena. It's crazy though cause it's like wouldn't your body recognize it's your mom no matter how horny you were? Yet instead it makes you cum absolutely massive loads that you otherwise would normally not be able to ejaculate with I assume most other women or even from jacking off

>>81531078
Aren't we all starved for mommy's attention?

>>81528680
>>81531735
I'm curious, would there be the same or similar effects if instead of your mom it was your aunt or maybe your sister? Or is this just solely stuff that happens between a mom and son?

What is the most underrated place to squish mommy and why is it her tummy?

>>81532038
i sure am. rip

looks like this week is a bit of a write off

>>81527347
>>81532038
>>81532878
>mommy

Totally unrelated OP thread

I kinda need help, incest porn was just a fetish to me since I have started watching but now I'm actually starting to feel attracted to my mom

>>81535414
Its simpIe just quit porn

>>81535425
Already tried it for 3 weeks and it seems it only got worse...

>>81535458
That's withdrawal symptoms bruh. You gotta rawdog that shit for a couple more weeks before your libido goes down. your mind has been conditioned via porn, it ain't gonna go away just because you've quit for a few days. It'll get worse before it gets better.

>>81531735
Your body and mind 100% realizes that you're about to cum inside your mom, it's why it produces so much more cum than normal. Wanting your mom or even falling in love with her is quite a big challenge, despite what /mcg/ will try to tell you, at least if we assume that your desire comes from a healthy point of view, meaning it's not a result of loneliness, hatefucking, or similar reasons but instead because you view her as a desirable and loveable woman.

On top of the huge taboo of incest, you know your mother as well as you can know a human being. In a normal household, you most likely know all of her, the good and the bad, habits that she'd rather hide, the way she lives and keeps herself and so on. If you end up wanting her despite all of that, it means your desire for her is very intense and true.

Wanting your mother as a woman must mean she excels at both, being your mother and being a woman. Consciously or unconsciously, deep in your heart you know you're making love to the most important woman in your life, the perfect mother and the ideal wife. At this point it's only natural that your body will try its hardest to make this opportunity fruitful. Biologically speaking, your mind views sex (or more specifically making children) with your mother as something overwhelmingly positive, assuming you are in love with your mother.

Of course there is also the social aspect. As social beings, we want to know what is and what isn't, we want things to be official so to speak. We want a relationship to be more than just a temporary existence and we want it to mean something and we want something tangible as proof. Mother and son cannot get married, but this doesn't negate the desire for the relationship to be something greater. Again, either consciously or unconsciously, we know that in order to make it official, to claim her properly, we need the relationship to bear fruit so that some proof of it will remain forever.

>>81536653 continued
These are all thoughts that flood the brain when making love to your mom or fantasizing about it. While it's not entirely irrational, it doesn't mean that rational thoughts won't prevent us from inbreeding due to all the potential problems it can cause in the real world. Still, this is the kind of stuff that'll make you cum a lot more when it comes to mom. Your body knows it's your mom, it desires your mom and it's eager to put a child in your mom because it thinks of it as the best possible outcome.

AHHHHHHH BUMP
It's only wednesday mommybros! We gotta keep the thread alive

Not a momfag or incestfag but my family is being mad suspicious.

>Older sister is a licensed masseuse
>Sometimes we get free massages
>It's great, she's good at it, nothing wrong or weird about it at first
>Except one day she asks if I wanna get naked and put a towel over my ass so she can be more thorough "like she is with Mom and Dad"
>What the fuck that's weird
>She talks me into it, I guess it felt alright but it was still weird
>Suddenly after that, Mom and Dad start walking out of their massages barely covering themselves with towels
>Had to get used to Mom walking by with her old tits flopping everywhere and no one acts like this is weird or noteworthy
>Now apparently they've started doing oil stuff and they don't bother with the towels
>I finally speak up and they're like "Your sister is very professional, there's nothing to worry about"

Sister says she'll do whatever she does with Mom and Dad with me but I don't know if I wanna go along with this shit. I'd swap with one of you incestfags in a heartbeat, you'd have the time of your life here.

>>81536919
>I don't know if I wanna go along with this shit
If you don't have any desire towards her then what's the problem? Do you have something else to tell us anon? Any dreams, passing thoughts, or subconscious desires?

>>81537215
Listen my virgin ass will tell you my sister is objectively hot, but also that this whole situation is weird and I want them to acknowledge it's weird

>>81537262
It's only weird if they think it's weird. Just join them, there will be nothing weird about it. Unless you are afraid of getting a boner from your sister but that's normal too and only weird if you make it weird.

>>81537262
If you get a boner just ask her for a happy ending

>>81537275
Then I guess I'm weird for knowing I'll definitely get hard as fuck if she gives me an oil massage.
Whatever I'll probably try it once, and I knew any response I got here would be pro incest so why am I whining
>>81537294
Unrelated but she has a funny story about an old guy that started nutting himself in the middle of her getting a knot out of his leg.

>>81537348
>probably try it once
If anything happens, you know where to share it.

>>81536919
You're definitely not an incest fag because towel massage and nude family are not mad suspicious.
Also, remember you can always decline or keep your drawers on.

>>81537580
If the poster is American towel massage and nude family are somewhat suspicious desu

>>81537262
>sister is objectively hot
Activate brocock!

>tfw the hot gym milfs are all happily married with children
I wish they stopped giving me massive erections by doing glute exercises in my face every single day

>>81539184
Do hip thrusts in their faces, that'll show 'em who's boss

>>81539248
I only do hip thrusts if there's a girl I can make deep eye contact with. It boosts up my strength a ton not even joking

>just realized bathmom got jannied again
rip

>mom invites me to family trip
>accept
>whenever i wake up, i get horny af while family is asleep
>touch myself and fantasize about family members not being at the hotel room, just my mom and i. somehow end up taking a shower together and fucking passionately afterwards on the bed
>masturbate in the shower while thinking this
>rinse and repeat until trip is over
anons, how do i cope with not being able to have passionate sex with my mom?

Bumpcest for momcest

>>81535414
>I'm actually starting to feel attracted to my mom
Is she attractive?

>>81508257 (OP)
Happy Thursday!
>Topic: Do you exercise with your family? Do you all do cardio, lift weight, or play sports together?
Not really. Most people in my family either just exercise by themselves or play teams sports at school.
As for me and my mom, I've been working on a new exercise routine recently after a while of inactivity. It's not much but enough to get me back into the groove of things. Especially since I plan on being a lot more physically active later in this year. As for my mom she used to be way more physically active before covid hit. Dance classes, zumba, pilates or what ever she did. But when covid hit and everything shut down she stayed at home and hasn't gone back to them. She wants to go back to doing physical activity again, but is really busy with work right now.

my mum used to let me lie on top of her and hump her legs when I was about 4 or 5.
I would do ANYTHING to be able to do it with her again. The memory of humping my mums legs has been prime wank material for my entire life.

Why do you people always imply moms have hyper sexualized bodies when in reality they're just old and saggy with normal proportions?

>>81542309
Maybe some of us are into that

you people are nuts. i was actually abused by my mother and it gave me serious anger issues to the point where i can't even hold down a job because i snap

>>81542850
I'm sorry that happened to you anon. How do you try and deal with your anger issues?

>>81542913
therapy. i had blocked it out of memory for a long time but it all came back to me during a session

>>81542971
that's even worse. do you ever wish you could go back to just blocking it out again?
have you cut her out of your life completely?

>>81542309
Anon, you need to open your eyes to the uniqueness of human sexuality.
Like take me as an example, the thought of a skin starting to wrinkle, saggy boobs,
Slightly deflated plump ass, relaxed tummy and scalp hair starting to grey made my dick jump and dented my pants.

>>81542971
Go into detail. I'm trying to recover my repressed memories with not much luck

>>81508257 (OP)
Gross. Pig ass

>>81543212
no it help to know where to direct the anger
>>81543346
identify when the issues started and then start racking your brain about what fucked up shit couldve happened to you until something clicks

>>81542309
Mombods are what human men naturally gravitate to since time immemorial.

>>81543917
There was a dark period of human history where the ideal body for women was rail thin with no ass.

>>81543424
>until something clicks
Tried all that.

>>81542850
>>81542971
>>81543424
Same here, mine gave me the full diddy package between the ages of 3 and 6, my memories were completely blocked out until a random gaming session.
Anger issues, checked. BDD, checked. Much more mental fuck ups, checked. All of my obsessions and compulsions made perfect sense immediately. I'm ruined.

WTF is this depressing edition? Fuck off. MOMMY MILKERSSS!!!!

>>81542850
Maybe if you weren't a gay homo you would've liked it and been a chadson

>>81536653
>>81536660
I love how we basically get Nature's blessing to knock up our own moms. The idea that it's biologically encouraged makes it hotter than anything else. Mother and son being two halves of a whole makes them the perfect match. The sense of fulfilness in returning to her body and planting your seed back where it all started. Your DNA rejoined, blossoming into something new.

>>81544635
I am gay. always have been

>>81544437
>All of my obsessions and compulsions made perfect sense immediately
Yup. Every person in this thread has repressed memories of sexual abuse.

>>81544437
its the darkest betayel. the person who shouldve loved and protected you took advantage and used you. everyone trust and loves their mom the most but then you learn that that robbed from you and how could you ever trust anyone else if the person who was supposed to be the most trust worthy treated you like a play thing

My mother caught me driving manual last week both hands on the stick, I'm just thankful I was in the mood for normal porn, no furries no 2D or hentai.
She apologised and all that, but right before leaving she made an offhand remark saying that my father would be so jealous if he knew.
I've never felt such an adrenaline rush in my life before. My heart sank all the way down to my stomach, went through my intestines and dropped out of my ass.

>>81545582
>saying that my father would be so jealous if he knew.
She wants it all around and inside her mouth and pussy.

>>81545323
Imagine not ever having all your firsts with your first crush because mother stole all that. Pretty fucking sad tbqh

>>81545594
I don't even want to fuck her. I genuinely feel disgust if I think about it.
And I don't think she wants it either, she hasn't said anything and she hasn't been acting any different since.

>>81545639
are you sure anon...why are you here then
sharing this with a bunch of mommasboys
just to gloat?

>>81545658
I lurk these threads to save pics and sometimes read long posts.
I thought that maybe I could share my story as well.

>>81545639
Well, it's obv she's dissastified with your dad's size. And impressed by yours. And for some reasons wanted you to know.

the virgin "mommy abused me and now i'm gay" basedson:
>>81542850

vs the CHAD "i wish mommy would molest me again" chadson:
>>81542309

>>81545732
i'm a retard. i linked the wrong post.

vs the CHAD "i wish mommy would molest me again" chadson:
>>81542137

>>81545691
I guess I can be thankful that although I did not inherit my father's height, at least I did not inherit his dick either.
But I'm concerned by the fact that she didn't even look up at my face until after I covered up.

>>81536653
>>81536660
>>81545069
Does this also explain why I always cum so fast every time I jack off and fantasize about my mom and when have wet dreams about her?

>>81545866
>Does this also explain why
Nope

>>81545932
How do you know? I don't like that answer

>>81545790
she's very sexually frustrated, anon. let her see it more often.

>>81545790
can't blame her, in that moment she was not a mom but just a woman staring at a nice cock. she needed a little time to reset

>>81546018
>3 strokes into first handjob from mommy

My moms been groping me since I started growing tits. I guess its molestation. Over the years Ive become like so pathetic for her. So down bad. I wear what she suggests. Im her cook. im her maid.
She has a power over me I dont really understand. But I thrive under her thumb.

>>81546018
Just kick the door in, stroll in naked stroking my shit "Hey mom, want another look?"
>>81546030
I guess you're right. She hasn't said or done anything strange since it happened, but I'm really uncomfortable being around her now. I'm scared she might try talking about this.

>>81546215
maybe she'll joke about it in an attempt to make things less awkward
or do you think she'll come on to you?
if she hasn't started acting weird i wouldn't worry about it. she was just dickmatized for a second there

>>81546294
I can't imagine her hitting on me, you're probably right she was just in as much of a shock as I was. Nothing to worry about except for the embarrassment. These threads and porn fucked with my brain I suppose.

>>81545620
Anon, I was too traumatized to actually experience any form teen love, any touch gave me a panic attack...fucked thing, I didn't know why back then.

>>81546373
how old are you anon?
my father also walked in on me masturbating a few times and as long as you don't make it awkward it won't be
just gloss over it, take the compliment, maybe a little joke and it's fine (assuming your mom is not a religious/anti-sexual nutjob )

>>81546215
"Mommy, could you help me masturbate?"

>>81546466
25
Yes you're right. I'll just have to try and get over it.
Nothing like that, but I never had any talks about sex or dating with my parents, it's not a taboo subject just something that never came up. Just the usual "when are you going to find a girlfriend anon?"

>>81546617
my family is way too open so i can't relate but i assume that made the comment about your father hit even harder.

>>81546657
It sure did, after all these years this might be the only thing she's ever said to me that's related to sex.

>>81508257 (OP)
Fuck, her fat ass reminds of my mother's PAWG ass.

>>81545620
What if my mom was my first crush?

>okc is gonna choke the series away
lol

>>81508272
>women
Who's gonna tell him
Just rename it /LARPCEST/ and banish it to trash

>>81546068
Do you have a crush on your mom or is this more of a venting post?

Dead thread this week?
How are you guys holding up?

>>81548916
The whole board seems deader than usual this week. IMO either the current world instability is causing people to spend less time on 4chan or a significant portion of posts came from a certain country.

>>81549049
It is the summer, let's not get too "9-11 was an inside job to cover up how the pentagon embezzled trillions of dollars" territory.
I just had a moment of introspection and realized a year from now I'll be a father.

>>81549138
>realized a year from now I'll be a father
Are you extrapolating off of you two fucking like rabbits or do you have something to tell?

>>81549165
I know myself.
I know I'll make her drop her guard.
I know I'll invade her every space like a tentacle monster in a hentai.
I know I'll make her love it.
I know I'll have her with child before the year is over.

>>81548916
>Dead thread this week?
Bad End Felix and the continued absence of Dexter was a brutal one-two punch

>>81549255
Well, at least you're confident about things now. It might be a little harder for a late 30s woman to conceive, but a little increased sperm production from consanguinamorous double love should make it easier.

>>81549329
Felix's situation is still up in the air, I think he still has the potential to spend many future nights in his mom's bed.

>>81549329
Felix was the brightest of us all and he fell the furthest. Such a tragedy.

>>81549333
Check out those trips.
Remember she's 35+ but I believe, I believe in the mundane marital bliss, I believe in the dull everyday struggle grinding her down, I believe in the nesting instinct, I believe in her.

>>81549432
Yeah by all accounts Felix should've been among the most bulletproof of all the namefags to ever post here

>>81549511
>among the most bulletproof of all the namefags to ever post here
From all the things he's told us he shouldn't write his current relationship with his mom off. Their relationship before the incident was great and he's her only child. It is completely possible for him to get this to blow over.

>>81549656
i thought he had half-brothers?

>>81549759
Those we're from his dad, Felix's mom was his third wife.

>>81549759
Those were from his dad, FeIix's mom was his third wife.

>>81548876
Oh I for sure have a crush. I recognize its toxic but I dont care. I love feeling like her bitch.

>>81508257 (OP)
i want to lick sweaty arse

>>81549788
wow his father really got around

Friday mommybump

>>81549049
>or a significant portion of posts came from a certain country
r9k=jidf confirmed.

>>81549049
Rember when october 7 happened and all the blacked/sissy posting on /gif/ stopped completely for almost a week?

Ve are currently working on targeting the nuclear scientists. See you next week, mombros.........

>>81553029
it used to be even worse 10 years ago
i was so happy to see how much better it's gotten by now
no more poopoopepe memes as well
anyways, i hope felix is visiting his mom tonight to fix things

>mom telling you that she is only yours and that she loves you while you are balls deep inside her, within her warm and soft embrace, letting you pour your semen into her fertile womb and impregnate her
This is the ideal life.

>>81546589
>blurring out the mommytits but not the dick and cumshot
ngmi

>>81545866
>>81546067
No son can last long with mommy

>>81554408
I think it's from that weird subgenre of porn where guys get off on censored porn. Pixelated tits, ass, and sometimes feet.

>>81553825
>it used to be even worse 10 years ago
Confirmed newfag kayak,
A decade ago was the golden age of r9k

>>81555899
you wish, the bbc spam was horrid
unless that's what you're into

>>81555971
>BBC spam in 2015
jdif newfag confirmed.

>>81549432
Are you worried about potential genetic defects?

>>81536653
>>81536660
I vote we refer to you as Momcest Science Guy from now on
I enjoy reading these explanations

>>81553246
We'll be fine. After all, mommylove is more powerful than a nuclear bomb.

The need to impregnate your own mother is such a strange concept but goddamn it just makes so much sense

It's Family Film Friday! Do you guys know what that means?
It means we're going to the KINOPLEX! So grab your kinocorn, pour a glass of your favorite beverage, and make sure to give Robert a tip. It's time to watch Womb (2010)
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x90nriw

>>81549432
>Remember she's 35+ but I believe, I believe in the mundane marital bliss, I believe in the dull everyday struggle grinding her down, I believe in the nesting instinct, I believe in her.
Bottom her out, anon. You'll father your own brother.

My mom has been doing strip shows for me, usually post workout. We'll work out together in our little home gym, or we'll go on a run. And afterwards, she'll have me sit down while she peels off her tight workout wear in front of me. Then she'll go shower.
She says she likes the attention she gets from me specifically. Eyes wide, heavy breathed. Her own son finding her attractive gets her off, she says. She only says this stuff over face time, she has a hard time saying it to my actual face.
She's started groping my dick through my shorts. Sometimes she'll let me feel her up.

>>81559338
Sounds hot, are you both single?

>>81559338
Does she fully strip or just down to her bra and panties?

>>81559380
Yeah. She's still in the legal process of divorcing my dad, but that's been like a multi-year long thing. Her attention on Mr started a little bit after he moved out.

>>81559413
Fully strips. Does some poses. Sometimes lets me feel. Then leaves me to deal with my blue balls.

>>81559422
What's the age gap? What does she look like?

>>81559443
I'm 22, she's 45.
She's small, blonde. Tiny tits, nice firn tight ass. She's been building muscle. I like how strong she's getting. I'm a good half foot taller than her, but kind of a string bean. She's getting stronger than me. And desu call me a fag but that turns me on.

>>81559489
She sounds like Tiffany Coyne from Let's Make a Deal. Where do you want your relationship with her to go?

>>81559503
lol not very close to her. She's more of a dirty blonde - naturally brunette, but she dyes her hair. Which I don't really like, or rather I don't agree with, because she's a much cuter brunette. But I'd rather her feel comfortable than have my dumb type met, so whatever.
As for your question, I don't know. I mean I'd love to fuck her. I'd love to hold her and feel her tight pussy. I'd love to eat her out, worship her body. I guess that's my answer.

>>81559552
More like Sarah Michelle Gellar then? If you did have such a relationship with her, would you be exclusively with her or would you want a girlfriend?

>>81559573
Eh, let's go with that, at least for your imagination. I might send a clothed body pic of her, idk.
I'd be happy being exclusive with her. We're pretty affectionate and loving already. We go on dates, lunches and dinner and stuff. We watch movies, and she'll cuddle up to me.
Recently she's been touching my dick a lot, through my shorts. She's told me that whatever we do will be at her pace. She's such a tease. I love it.

>>81559618
Was she ever flirty in your childhood/teen years or did it completely start when her marriage broke down?

>>81559618
I don't know what to tell you, anon, but my dick is visibly throbbing through my pants reading your story.

Fuck it, here's a pic. I'm a pervson, I wanna hear people call my mom hot.

>>81559636
It didn't start until 2 months after my dad moved out. I was 18, turning 19 in a few months. She had been getting much happier since he left, much more active.
Her flirting was weird at first, because she did it like the girls my age. Y'know, laughing at my jokes and shit, touching my arm.
The stripping started a year later. We'd been getting pretty hot and heavy. Like, she would grind her ass into me. She would tap my ass, I would slap hers. It took me a lot of courage to do that. She loves it now.

>>81559644
lmao thanks

>>81559618
How will her financial situation be after the divorce is final?

>>81559685
She doesn't currently get anything from him, so it'll be the same. She's too proud to except "handouts". She has a good job.

>>81559683
She's been giving you strip teases for 3+ years? Why hasn't this progressed to sex yet? Have you two kissed?

>>81559737
Because she hasn't wanted to. She's talked about being worried that sex will somehow ruin things. I don't really argue, because I'd rather us have sex because it's something she really wants to do. Not because she feels bad.
We've kissed, yeah. We've had some steamy make outs.

>>81559768
Is she religious/raised religious? How many partners did she have before your father?

>>81559787
She's very spiritual, but doesn't follow any one religion. There's a local church she goes to, but more for the community aspect than the religious.
She had a boyfriend in high school. She met my dad in college. I have an older sister, if that's another question you have. She lives on the other side of the country. Not for any sort of bad blood reason. Just life.

>>81559683
>pic
I understand.
Hopefully, you seal the deal and give your mother as many orgasms as humanly possible.

>>81559768
Have you mentioned sex at all, hinted that you want to take things further, touched her pussy, etc?

>>81559857
kek thank you. Honestly I get off more to the idea of her sitting on my face than of actually fucking her.

>>81559868
Yes, yes, and yes. That last one, I've felt it a few times, and each time she does like a full body shudder that's so erotic.
But she says she doesn't want to yet. "Yet," she says. So I'll happily be patient.

What the fuck is up with all these moms that love to tease but are weird about going all the way? How many stories has this thread had like this? Do some moms really like having sexual control of their sons and think sealing the deal would loosen their grip on them?

>>81559921
How many girIfriends have you had?

>>81559936
I didn't know this was a trend, but I'd guess it probably is some weird complex.

>>81559954
One.

>>81560000
Did she make any comments that seemed jealous of your exgf? Did your exgf look anything like your mother?

>>81560014
No and no. She actually liked her a whole lot, they got along well.

>>81560051
What compelled you to tell your story tonight? (If you're completely new to the thread/board) How did you find the thread?

>>81560069
Stumbled onto the post after fucking around on other boards for a bit.
Saw this thread, thought you guys would enjoy the story. I've posted online about her a few other times, it's obviously not something you can talk about irl.

>>81560085
Well, new threads are up every Monday and they usually last through the entire week. You're more than welcome to regularly stop by and give updates on your relationship. This weeks thread was a bit less active than usual due to some extenuating circumstances.

>>81560129
Extenuating circumstances? What ever could you mean?

>>81558534
I wanted to watch it, is it actual incest kino or just slop?

>>81560145
>world instability
>one of our well liked regulars (that is emotionally enmeshed with his mom and was at a good, stable place in their relationship) attempted to make progress, but instead his relationship is up in the air now
Take your pick.
>>81560291
I think Womb is a good movie, but it's a slow burn which isn't for everyone.

>>81559936
There is a massive gap between teasing and doing softcore incest (which a lot of moms can end up doing if the son pushes it) and actually having incestuous sex, which is very rare.

>>81560311
How's the weather in Tel Aviv? Missiles?

>>81560331
I'd assume so. The weather in the central US is clear though, but it's been storming the past few days.

>>81559921
>Honestly I get off more to the idea of her sitting on my face than of actually fucking her
Understandable, but one doesn't negate the other.

>>81560318
What is your explanation for when the mom initiates the teasing/softcore incest?

>>81560461
In most cases it's loneliness and general lack of sexual satisfaction. At least in my mom's case it was.

>>81512238
Flew too close to the sun...

apologize and take the loss. Dont push it any further.

>>81560488
Anon, our mothers aren't actually biologically different from any other woman (while taking age into consideration of course)...the same rules apply.
It's neither the loneliness nor the general lack of sexual satisfaction, it's basic sexual attraction, either it's there or it isn't. It is what it is, nature fails nurture.

>>81560734
loneliness and lack of sexual satisfaction are incredibly strong factors
the more sexually frustrated they. are the more likely they are to form an unhealthy attachment to their sons, do something stupid and act on their attraction

>>81550083
If you've been reading through, do you see any similarities between your mom and some of the other moms in this thread?

I wont moralize about your choices and will just speak logically.

Most of your problems seem to be that you think that the woman being your mom gives you some shortcut to seducing her. She is your mom, you have chosen something that requires you to take extra time and care, not less.

Stop being disrespectful, autistic little shits and look at your mother as a person and a woman. Would you fuck a little autist shit who acts all gay and weird?

You need to become a man, the kind of man that overrides her motherly nature towards you. Clean your shit up, look after yourself, get your shit together and learn talk to her like she is more than a warm hole. Then, maybe then you can proceed down the path you want to pursue.

Until that time none of your gay little tricks work. Getting her tipsy, doing a tickle fight, flashing your cock, pressing your autistic willy against her will achieve nothing unless she already thinks about you sexually. Have some respect for your mother and either stop, or seduce her properly.

>>81561224
anon you forgot a lot of them were groomed by their moms, that changes a lot
but yeah many of them need to man up and stop rushing

>>81561224
This really, incest really is the harder road to travel on.

>>81561224
this but use that energy towards a non-mom woman, hell if ya want older women plenty of moms down at the local hole-in-the-wall bar, avoid the trendy bars.

or work as a temp in an office, you get protection from HR because you work for another company, and plenty of empty nest moms, hell if ya just don't act weird and smell nice they'd come on to you, wouldn't have to lift a finger, one day you are doing your work then a milf appears around the corner with cookies for ya, you tell her the cookies taste fantastic, you pretty much got her wet just from that comment.

or play pickleball, plenty of milfs around the pickleball court. might even get a sugar momma outta that.

and many many more places outside of your room where milfs congregate, but you follow the previous anons advice.

I know its hard, but doin yo mom is so much harder, so why not be a man and do the less hard thing to do?

or at the least go away for a few years, become a real man, then tease your mom by bringing home a woman that looks like a better version of her.

idk tho, just point your autistic energy into better endeavors. use half of your scheming energy to scheme up and start a new business, or become a stock market wizard. Just stop tryin to seduce yo moms with schemes and plans, stop it.

>Fucking your mom is bad because taboo! you shouldnt do it because taboo! logically, its very taboo! Don't feel attracted to this!

lol

>>81562009
>be a man and do the less hard thing
instead of being a real man and conquering the final frontier, passing the ultimate test of manliness that is fucking your own mom

>>81561224
>will achieve nothing unless she already thinks about you sexually
BASED AF

>>81554296
Even though I know that the Internet offers practically everything it still sometimes blows my mind that we're getting momcest material like this which, while it's still ultimately just porn, it also kind of tells an actual story about loving your mom and developing a real relationship with her, with a good portion that is not just sex, but dating her, romance and love that makes it feel like so much more than just a fetish. Pretty cool.

>>81562009
Counterpoint: I want to have babymaking sex with my mom and not some other woman.

Has anyone put their mom in an AI engine?

>>81564472
Another AI vid

>>81562364
only CHADSON can fuck his mom without it being incest.

>>81564483
he's got some dick sucking lips

>>81564472
>>81564483
That's a young looking mom. Are you one of the regulars?

>>81561224
Finally, someone tells the truth to the retards here

>>81561224
It's aleady been postulated around here, that if your mom ain't thinking about you sexually, the chances of any "seduction" happening are close to zero. Mom does at least half of the work in success stories.

>>81564996
Shut up faggot, everything the dude posted is true and can be applied with any woman

>>81565025
>just stop being an autist and be neurotypical

>>81508257 (OP)
My wife who just so happens to be black grew up without a father obviously and as our relationship has progressed over the years she's been treating me more and more like she would a father and I've been treating her more and more like I would a daughter.
It makes no fucking sense given that we're exactly the same age but it makes her happy so I humor her.
That's my epic based incest story.

>>81560943
>incredibly strong factors
Only if the initial sexualization is there, if she doesn't see you in sexual light, she won't ever consider it.

>>81565659
sounds cozy, does she call you daddy?

>>81566187
that's not true at all. loneliness and lack of sexual satisfaction can make people do crazy things
not to mention whether you're attracted to someone or not can also change
have you never had a sexual dream about someone you had no interest in and suddenly you start seeing them in a different light?

>>81566234
>that's not true at all. loneliness and lack of sexual satisfaction can make people do crazy things
>Anon replies with his opinion.
Anon you won't fuck a cockroach unless you find it sexual.
>not to mention whether you're attracted to someone or not can also change
Thanks for confirming what I said.
>have you never had a sexual dream about someone you had no interest in and suddenly you start seeing them in a different light?
No.

>>81565659
post a pic of her using the AI Mirror app
it's a /mcg/ tradition

>>81566251
i'm talking from my own experience
but it's okay anon, you're just baiting for yous now

>>81566324
>i'm talking from my own experience
Obviously, and you have to understand that your mother found you attractive before she decided you can calm down her pent up horniness, I don't understand what the fuck are you debating till this fucking point?!

Need hapa-chan update

>>81566591
and the eepy girl
its been too long

>>81564472
>>81564483
What is this? How do I do it?

>>81537348
Follow-up:

>Okay give me an oil massage
>Big sister is really happy
>It's just a normal massage but better
>What was I expecting
>"Okay if you want I can move your towel and keep going"
>You know what WHO CARES LETS GO
>She actually gets some crazy knots and tension out of my thighs and ass, no joke I feel amazing
>"Okay roll over"
>What do you mean roll over
>"Just do it, I do this with dad all the time"
>What do you MEAN
>Fine fuck it, I rolled over
>Boner
>FUCCKKKK
>"That's normal, don't freak out"
>FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK

Anyway I feel great, would recommend except for the trauma of my older sister seeing my boner.

>>81567787
Are you gonna make it a regular thing?

>>81565659
How big is the racial element in your relationship?
Be honest

>>81567787
as a woman with a younger brother who used to give her mother and father massages and wanted to be a masseuse this is making me feel strange
so you just laid there popping a boner while she continued?

>>81567854
What if I said yes
>>81567893
Look I wanted to run away but she insisted and it felt pretty great

>>81567787
Happy Ending when?

>>81567976
she does sound pretty pushy about it from what you're saying. what's your age difference?

>>81567787
Ok bro hear me out man I have an amazing fucking idea that you need to try for the next time
Jack off and edge yourself multiple times before the next massage from her, but don't cum. Just edge yourself over and over and get yourself really horny. Then get the massage like normal and report back to us if anything happens during it

>>81567787
How big is your dick, anon?
I'm serious.

>>81567787
Yeah your ass connects your back and legs and you usually don't feel the knots there until someone is pushing on them.

>>81568052
She's three years older
>>81568357
My brother what is this meant to accomplish
>>81568462
Who's asking. Like 6 inches on a good day

>>81568462
>>81567865
HAPA-CHAN what did you do for father's day?

>>81569323
>Like 6 inches
Not bad, anon.

>>81566210
She does, she reverts back to more normal petnames like baby and boo when we're around other people so it is a conscious decision on her part. She claims it's just practice for when we have kids but I know the truth.

>>81566255
Like this?

>>81567865
Honestly you stop noticing after a couple of years, it just becomes your new normal
>oh there's the wifey, great ass as usual
>I wonder what she's cooking, it smells great
>let's see what's on TV
It's other people who keep reminding us.

>>81565025
>the dude
You're that poster pretending to be unrelated.

Mommy x daughter love for pride month

>>81570133
It's the good stuff

>>81570133
God. I wish my mom was this mean to me. Instead she just HAS to be more tender and loving. What a hard life I live.

>>81570034
And how do you feel about that post?

>>81564996

It just means you need her to think about you sexually before you do try to do anything sexual. It is not a she will either think of you sexually or she cant. Just avoid thinking that you are so special to her that you can skip the steps in between.

It is just seduction. If you can seduce her, she will fuck you, if you can not she wont. Most of the autists in here think they are already at the point where mommy will open her legs and take their little peener inside her, when really they are a fair few steps before it.

I think with the right will and circumstances almost all moms would. It is just most people will not ever have the right circumstances. Most of us do not even have the actual will. I find the idea arousing, but actually banging my mom? Nah. Maybe next life when I have a big tittied white mom.

Just start by treating your mom like a hot woman that you want to bang at work. At a job you cant afford to lose. Thats the kind of care you need.

>>81551494
I love freckles on women like pic related...

>>81569754
>practice for when you have kids
any planned?

>>81571380
ideal skintype fr. i love suckling on my mom's freckly tits

>>81570133
>mother_and_daughter, yuri
Ah, it's gooning time.

>>81570804
it hits so much harder when they're mean

>>81564383
This is the right way. Mating with mom.

>>81571295
What Llama 3.3 70B has to say about this message of yours:
>The statement starts by saying "It just means you need her to think about you sexually before you do try to do anything sexual." This implies a causal relationship between the woman's thoughts and the speaker's actions.
>However, it then says "It is not a she will either think of you sexually or she cant." This contradicts the initial statement, as it suggests that the woman's thoughts are not a binary or necessary condition for the speaker's actions.
>The statement then says "Just avoid thinking that you are so special to her that you can skip the steps in between." This implies that there are necessary steps or conditions that must be met before a sexual relationship can occur.
>The final statement "Just start by treating your mom like a hot woman that you want to bang at work" is not only inappropriate but also logically inconsistent with the rest of the statement.
>Some specific logical errors:
>Non sequitur: The statement jumps between different ideas and topics without logical connection.
>Contradiction: The statement contradicts itself, saying that the woman's thoughts are necessary for the speaker's actions, but then saying that it's not a binary condition.
>Oversimplification: The statement oversimplifies the complexity of human relationships and implies a deterministic outcome based on the speaker's actions.
>Lack of clarity: The statement is unclear and ambiguous, making it difficult to follow the speaker's argument.
>Unrelated premises: The statement includes unrelated premises, such as the speaker's personal fantasy, that do not contribute to the argument.
>Inconsistent conclusions: The statement draws inconsistent conclusions, such as implying that seduction is a guarantee of sex, but then saying that it's not a binary condition.

>>81512238
>I tried to tell her that im in love with her and shit and she started crying and started even apologizing to me and blaming herself for it
Felix, I...

>>81512238
You just had to ruin it for yourself with this confession crap.

>>81574862
>>81574967
Anons in this thread basically groomed him to do it.

>>81575408
not the kiss and confession part, ffs

>>81574967
>>81574862
It's not ruined, he just has more work to do.

>>81575408 >>81575780
It doesn't matter anymore, anons, he blew it up, but which demon here poisoned our dear Felix's mind with this disney confession-rape bullshit?
Confession has always been an expected announcement, it doesn't come out of the blue, he would be consensually balls deep in her pussy before "confessing".

>>81576028
the confession bit was his own emotions getting the better of him because hes a hopeleas romantic.
all the anons in these threads just wanted him to send her an accidental dick pic or touch her pussy (which backfired as we've seen). not confess his feelings.
anyways with how his mom groomed him all his life i doubt this is over.

>>81574059
You can't even beat your autism.
lmao

>>81576096
>anyways with how his mom groomed him all his life i doubt this is over.
Many women are just like that though, they'd basically give you a lapdance while talking to you. Our mothers are no different, just that nature is concealed by nurture.

>>81572532
>wholesome
NOW it's kino

Come give mommy some sugar

>>81569323
>My brother what is this meant to accomplish
Oh nothing particularly anon, just a crazy idea. Try it out and report back to us if anything happens during the next massage

>>81577011
Are any girls into motherxdaughter or is it just a guy thing?

>>81577877
A girl (presumably) that is into her mom posted earlier in the thread
>>81546068

>>81574967
I still believe, completely unironically.

>>81577877
>>81577877
I am, I know other foids online who are, but like generally irl I think it's very rare. I have friends who think their moms are hot, but the thought doesn't occur to them to be like lustful ykwim

Stop triggering hapa-chan

>>81578229
The triggering will stop if she tells us about her father's day celebration.

>>81578183
I am too but not my actual mother for some reason, just milfs in general and the mothers of my friends
the closest i'd got to a real mommy is a close family friend who always treated me like her daughter
i always feel guilty for it though

Are femanons actually lurking here?

>>81578291
Are you one of the new people?

>>81578255
I'm really into my mom. I've been really trying to get with her, but all we've done so far is make out. She doesn't seem not into it, but she treats me like a horny dog when I get like physical with her. Batting me away, saying "down girl". Shit like that.

>>81578322
How did you even get to the point of making out?
That's just hot to me ngl, it would just turn me on more

>>81578343
Because I'm a determined pervert. I flirted with her a lot, I complimented her genuinely at every chance I could. Still do. I started getting more physically affectionate, which she returned. Whenever she'd ask me if I genuinely found her attractive, I'd say yes, and every time she asked me I'd get more and more detailed and lustful with what I found attractive about her.
Also, context, she knows I'm bi and really into women. So she likes hearing a gay girl tell her she's sexy, even if it's her daughter telling her.
One night I really wanted to go all the way, so I made a dinner, lit candles, poured wine, played music. After eating we slow danced, then cuddled. Then I kissed her, and she kissed back. Then make out. Then I tried getting her shirt off, but she laughed and pushed me away. And we went back to cuddling.

>>81578034
>I still believe, completely unironically.
In what, anon? I'm not talking about her prior behavior, I'm talking about her instinct,
Moms, like any other woman, either acknowledge you sexually or not.
Seduction comes after this innate sexual attraction, never the other way around.
You fell for the oldest trick in the book of nurture and ruined it.

>>81578406
you're lucky your mom is so open-minded. do you think there's a chance you'll progress further? what would your ideal endgoal be?

>>81578662
I think there's a good chance we'll progress further, like an 85% chance we will. She's smart (which is a big part of why I want her so bad (besides her big perfect tits and fat tight ass but I digress)), if she didn't want me to feel the way I feel, I don't think she'd be as physically affectionate as she is. She calls me into her bedroom most nights to cuddle, she'll tap or grab or slap my ass if she gets a good chance to.
My end goal is a sexual relationship. Maybe even a romantic one. I'd be more than happy spending my life with her.

>>81578715
so it's just a waiting game at this point, because she knows what she's encouraging. what's your age gap?
you're living the dream already! even if you're just making out for now.
I think it's cute how many people here (including you) consider a romantic relationship with their mom. I wish I could think like that but it's mostly about sex for me.

>>81578465
He's not just going to make passionate love to his mom, he will one day impregnate her. I can feel it.

>>81578841
I'm turning 21 in a month. She's 48.
I'm pretty madly in love with her if I'm being honest. I think she's as close to a perfect person as you can get. Very smart, very well read, very funny, very confident, very very beautiful. I guess I'm biased in being enthralled by her because she's my mommy, but I don't care.
But don't get me wrong, I think a lot about the sex. I'm much more flat and petite than she is. I imagine how much fun it'd be to make love with her- a real woman. A perfect curvy woman, vs me, a plank of wood. I think a lot about her dominating me, or teasing me about my feminine inadequacy. I don't even really have to touch myself to get on the edge when I fantasize about her.
Sorry for rambling. I dont have a lot of people to talk to about this anymore.

Plankfem and her mommy

>>81578975
LITERALLY. we've gotten to the point where she laughs when I grab her ass, which is great for me, but is also actually much more of a tease, because I can grab it, but I can't taste it yk.
I think a lot about that one shadman Incredibles comic, with Helen and Violet. She's so me.

>>81578955
that's a good age difference and pretty young for a mom nowadays.
don't apologize, it's what this thread is for. do you think you tend to hook up with girls that look like your mom?
my mom was really tall and i love it when a woman is bigger than me by a head or more, their hugs feel so comforting.

>>81579014
Hope you taste mommy's ass and tits soon. Keep us posted please..

>>81579098
Yeah she was young, but my dad was older and rich, so it worked out.
I tend to gravitate towards motherly women, both in personality and body. My last ex said that I brought out a lot of maternal feelings in her. Which works for me, I love being babied. Not like DDLG shit, but I do love feeling small and submissive.

>>81579150
no ddlg, so no calling your partners mommy?
i hope you get your wishes fulfilled anon

>>81579180
Oh I call them mommy. I guess I just meant no diaper shit, or like bibs or onesies or whatever those people do.

>>81579189
not everybody into ddlg is like that but yeah the diaper ones freak me out too

>>81579243
Oh ok. Honestly I thought it was diaper stuff. And like stuffed animals and binkies.
Any physical sign of youth like that repulses me. I had a friend who confessed to me that he was into chicks with braces, and it made me gag. Young looking people are repulsive to me. I want mommies.

>>81579135
Also thank you anon I appreciate the support.

>>81579312
yeah some of it is heavy ageplay, some of it is just very dom/sub in a caretaking way (?)
i agree, but only with women. i'm not attracted to older men at all, i'm only into men my age
the braces one is nasty lol

>>81579362
I've been into older guys. I'm not right now, but that's because I'm hyper focused on my mom.

>>81578955
Do you know if she has ever been with another women in the past? I'm guessing your father is not in the picture anymore. Is she trying to date now? Would you be open to a threesome scenario with her if the opportunity presented itself, or would you want to be exclusive with her?

>>81579595
She's said she had some experiences in college, but hasn't said too much about them besides that she enjoyed them. She also said that she's been in love with a woman once, but hasn't elaborated on that either.
My dad's dead. His ashes are in a box in his old study.
She hasn't dated or shown any signs of wanting to since he died.
I guess I'd be open to it? But it's not a fantasy rn.

>>81579693
Are you living with her? If you pushed her, could you get her to go into more detail about her experiences? Maybe you can get her to relive some of those experiences and get her in the mood. Have you ever outright asked her what her hangup is with taking things further? You've done pretty much everything but cross that line. Do you think she could be exclusive with with a woman, or is preference more so for men?

>>81579898
Yeah I live with her. I probably could get more details out of her, I'm just bad at like, actually talking. I'm good at planning, but then I get into it and get all flustered, and blah blah blah.
but i could probably just ask tonight. I'm making dinner, so she owes me a sexy story for desert.
I haven't asked her what her hangup is. I'm like irrationally worry that if I ask her that directly, she'll realize how bad I want her and like push me way away forever.
I think she could be exclusive. when i've asked her about dating, she says she's already happy spending her nights with me, and that's all she needs. which yeah made me all warm and fuzzy to hear hehe

>>81580062
>i could probably just ask tonight. I'm making dinner, so she owes me a sexy story for desert.
Let us know how things goes.

I definitely wouldn't ask about what's stopping her from taking things further just out of the blue. If you get into anther situation where you are making out and she stops you from doing more, I would bring it up then.

>>81577275
Would.
Be a man and plow the cougars.

>>81580569
Ok so we were eating, and I asked her directly (maybe too directly) if she could tell me about her girlfriends in college. And she laughed and said sure, but clarified that she only had one girlfriend, but hooked up with 3 others. So she got with 4 ladies in total in college.
Idk if you guys would be interested in the full story she told me, but important info to me is that she said her gf was a lot like me, all flirty and touchy and cute. And obviously this made me all flustered and heavy breathed.
She told me a story about how they hooked up at a fraternity party they went to, and now exciting the idea of being caught was.
After she was done saying her piece, she smiled at me kinda slyly and said that I enjoyed hearing that, didnt I?
And I said yeah and laughed.
And she said she was happy to hear, and I felt her foot touch mine, then like rub my leg for a moment or two.
Then she switched the topic to how good dinner was and other stuff.

>>81581311
What do you want your name to be in the /mcg/ library? Plankfem, Violet, or something else?

>>81581343
Hmmm. Plankfem is funnier, but Violet is cuter.
Dealer's choice, I'll go with what you guys choose.

>>81581311
>her gf was a lot like me, all flirty and touchy and cute.
Well, that must have been a confidence booster. Good luck with trying to bed your mom. Hopefully, things can keep progressing. She seems to not to be not all that opposed to the idea. Do you think its more of the incest issue stopping her, or the age gap and not thinking the relationship would be sustainable?

>>81581581
It was a definite confidence booster. She calls me cute and pretty a lot already, but to hear her say it in the context of another person, it makes me mushy haha.
I don't know what the exact reason is, but if I were to assume, I'd say it's just the tabooness of incest. If I were a mom, I think I could justify in my head the idea of making out with my daughter, or grabbing her ass occasionally. Like, I could think of that as being just playful.
But then if we were to fuck, that's a line that could never be uncrossed, y'know?
But I think she's sending me hints. Her rubbing her foot against me felt very sensual, considering the context. Maybe I need to put my big girl pants back on and start trying to push the line again.

I miss Dexter

>>81578975
Is there more to this?

>>81554296
Whats the source of this? Looks familiar

>>81581638
So do you think she interprets the touching as more playful, or does she know there's some lust behind it when you grab an hand full of her boobs?
>Maybe I need to put my big girl pants back on and start trying to push the line again.
Hard to say without know more about your relationship. All I can say is use your best judgement and hope things work out.

>>81581797
>do you think she interprets the touching as more playful, or does she know there's some lust behind it when you grab an hand full of her boobs?
Hm. Well first off, I don't grab her boobs as much. And second, I'm not a very subtle person. And a few times in response to me groping her, she's called me horny. and I've replied something like "for you, yeah." And she'll laugh and hold my hands behind me until she thinks I learn my lesson. Which, jokes on her, restraints just turn me on more.
What was I saying? I've done everything to clue her in to my attraction besides say "I want to have fuck with you." I'm sure she knows I'm lustful for her.

>five days now since we last heard from Felix
>last update was that his mom wasn't answering his calls/texts
I remember when Dexter's mom wasn't returning his calls/texts, we didn't get an update from him for five days because they ended up fucking

>>81582905
If he successfully became Fucks-it Felix, he should move in with mommy ASAP desu

why aren't you chadfishing your mom on facebook?

>>81582978
>chadfishing
>not just straight up asking mom to strip for you
ngmi

>momcest general
>nobody posts OC of any of their MILF relatives
what's the point of this trash larping general?

>>81583491
>nobody posts OC of any of their MILF relatives
>a guy posted 2 pics of his mom in this thread
Ok

>>81583498
wow! 2 out of 453 posts!

>>81583504
Yeah, you said nobody. There is literally SOMEBODY that posted pics in this thread

>>81583509
Still doesn't matter, 90% of this larp thread should be about sharing pics and have discussions

>>81583491
>DURRR WHY AREN'T PEOPLE DOXXING THEMSELVES AND POTENTIALLY DESTROYING THEIR RELATIONSHIP WITH FAMILY MEMBERS??

>>81583559
We are in 4chan motherfucker, posting pics of their MILF relatives is not as bad compared to what other fucked up shit anons do here

>>81583559
just ignore him babes

Need new fresh start edition

Italian sons are doomed for momcest :(