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Anonymous No.81508524 [Report] >>81508533 >>81508596 >>81508682 >>81508744 >>81508756 >>81508800 >>81508932 >>81509051 >>81509161 >>81509256 >>81509338 >>81509417
I can get off to gay porn and I probably could enjoy sex with a man.
I'm still straight.
Why? Well, when I think about kissing a man, waking up next to him, doing normal couple activities with him, introducing him to my parents, calling him my "boyfriend", etc. it makes me feel gross and weird.

Also I'm homophobic.
Anonymous No.81508533 [Report] >>81508541
>>81508524 (OP)
>I'm in the closet
Yeah...? We can tell because of where this is posted. What's the point?
Anonymous No.81508538 [Report] >>81508546
>i'm not gay and hate homos
>i'm actually gay
Anonymous No.81508541 [Report] >>81508552 >>81508558
>>81508533
>in the closet
I'm straight and I present myself as straight. There are no closets here.
Anonymous No.81508546 [Report] >>81508560
>>81508538
I'm actually straight. Sexuality in more complicated than you think.
Anonymous No.81508552 [Report]
>>81508541
you're so deep in the closet you're in fucking Narnia man
Anonymous No.81508554 [Report]
I only like gay porn if theres a girl in it
Anonymous No.81508558 [Report] >>81508571
>>81508541
My man. You cum to gay porn. You have the gay. You could easily enjoy kissing and cuddling a man. You should try it; not many men are as lucky as you.
Anonymous No.81508560 [Report]
>>81508546
that's what you've just said in the thread though, fag
Anonymous No.81508571 [Report]
>>81508558
Cumming to gay porn doesn't make you gay if you aren't attracted to kissing and cuddling men.
Anonymous No.81508572 [Report] >>81508576
>I like to suck dicks and have them up my ass but I'm not gay
Why are gays like this?
Anonymous No.81508576 [Report]
>>81508572
The closet is a powerful force.
Anonymous No.81508596 [Report] >>81508602
>>81508524 (OP)
>I can get off to gay porn and I probably could enjoy sex with a man.
>I'm still straight.
Anonymous No.81508602 [Report] >>81508606
>>81508596
>ignoring the third line of the post
Anonymous No.81508606 [Report] >>81508620 >>81508680
>>81508602
Yes, we're ignoring your weak socially programmed reaction. It clearly goes against your nature, so you could easily get over it.
Anonymous No.81508620 [Report]
>>81508606
I can't get over it because I'm not gay. A gay man would enjoy thinking about being in a relationship with a man but I don't. It's not social programming.
Anonymous No.81508664 [Report]
op don't listen to these niggers
just keep being you and don't let the fags drag you down to their level
Anonymous No.81508680 [Report] >>81508693
>>81508606
he's not going to suck your dick. stop trying to convert him to the rainbow cult
Anonymous No.81508682 [Report]
>>81508524 (OP)
Sex with men and relationships with women, my guy. Keep a hoe on your shoulder just for looks. Keep the bussy on call. Simple as.
Anonymous No.81508693 [Report] >>81508716 >>81508718
>>81508680
I'm not a homo. He should suck someone's dick though. Why would you want a fellow man to have to deal with - ugh - women, when he could be happy instead?
Anonymous No.81508716 [Report]
>>81508693
>He should suck someone's dick
do you want him to get some kind of disease? fucking faggot worshipping retard
Anonymous No.81508718 [Report] >>81508724
>>81508693
I wouldn't be happy with a man. That's the whole point.
Anonymous No.81508724 [Report] >>81508766
>>81508718
You don't believe you could be happy. Seeing as you're gay, I somehow doubt it.
Anonymous No.81508744 [Report] >>81508776 >>81508867
>>81508524 (OP)
I'm a straight woman and I can't enjoy gay porn it is a complete turn off for me and most straight women agree with me. You are GAY, GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY!!!!

I can enjoy watching a woman have an orgasm and find it hot, would I like to give a woman an orgasm? NO. Could I see myself touching another womans vagina or enjoying sex with a woman? NOPE. You are definitely gay if you could enjoy having sex with a man or find the thought of it arousing in any capacity.
Anonymous No.81508756 [Report]
>>81508524 (OP)
You're a straight man with a porn addiction. A reddit bisexual. Probably think that being open minded to the idea of fucking a dude who looks just like a girl is subversive or an act of rebellion. You're an attention seeker. Hope this helps.
Anonymous No.81508766 [Report] >>81508774
>>81508724
I think you have a grass-is-greener concept of homosexuality that ignores the part where you have to explain to your parents why they shouldn't get their hopes up for grandkids.
Anonymous No.81508774 [Report] >>81508786 >>81508807
>>81508766
I'm straight and still have to explain to my parents that no woman will ever consent to bearing my children. Where do you think you are?
Anonymous No.81508776 [Report]
>>81508744
>these are my porn preferences as a straight woman
>therefore I know what the porn preferences of straight men should be
?
Anonymous No.81508786 [Report]
>>81508774
That's still less shameful and gross than being a faggot.
Anonymous No.81508800 [Report] >>81508807 >>81508899
>>81508524 (OP)
>Well, when I think about kissing a man, waking up next to him, doing normal couple activities with him, introducing him to my parents, calling him my "boyfriend"
this made me really hard. and sad.
Anonymous No.81508807 [Report]
>>81508774
Look, here's how an actual gay man reacts to those thoughts >>81508800
Anonymous No.81508867 [Report]
>>81508744
Can you call me a faggot?
Anonymous No.81508884 [Report]
OP is getting mocked in this thread but he's actually right. If he just jerks off to fag shit sometimes but doesn't have sex with men then for practical purposes he's straight though technically he may be bisexual.
Anonymous No.81508886 [Report] >>81508907 >>81508925
It feels strange to call myself "bi" when the only type of men I like is feminine men. It's an attraction to femininity. What the hell does that mean? Am I just a coping faggot or something? Women do a lot for me, but so do men.
Anonymous No.81508899 [Report]
>>81508800
I hope you find someone to do those things with someday, fag anon.
Anonymous No.81508907 [Report] >>81508925
>>81508886
you are me. i struggle to call myself bi, argh, life sucks
Anonymous No.81508925 [Report] >>81508947 >>81509066
>>81508886
>>81508907
What's the problem? Liking femboys sounds perfectly gay. Not any different to straight guys being into tomboys.
Anonymous No.81508932 [Report] >>81508938 >>81508968
>>81508524 (OP)
Get over yourself and go find a boyfriend
Anonymous No.81508938 [Report] >>81509092
>>81508932
You can't get over being straight and having an aversion to gay relationships.
Anonymous No.81508947 [Report]
>>81508925
it's complicated (i'm too retarded to explain).
Anonymous No.81508968 [Report] >>81508972
>>81508932
Here's your boyfriend.
Anonymous No.81508972 [Report]
>>81508968
obsessed o algo.
Anonymous No.81509051 [Report]
>>81508524 (OP)
I'm pretty much the same, just I can only imagine actually dating a man if he was cute/femboyish enough, otherwise no. I can still get off to masculine men when fapping tho. I also consider myself bisexual. I Don't advertise it tho bc I hate pride shit.
Anonymous No.81509066 [Report]
>>81508925
>join the lgbtlmnop+ cult and get aids
Anonymous No.81509092 [Report] >>81509100
>>81508938
You can however get over being a self-hating weirdo and join normal people by dating who you like instead of hating yourself and justifying it to anonymous internet people
Anonymous No.81509100 [Report]
>>81509092
I love myself as a straight man.
Anonymous No.81509146 [Report]
sure. ok. i can get off to feminine boys online. but i cant feel attracted to men irl? what do. they dont look as cute as they do online for whatever reason. I WANT A FEMBOY BF. WHAT DO????
Anonymous No.81509161 [Report]
>>81508524 (OP)
youre not straight youre just a desperate porn addicted loser bisexual
Anonymous No.81509256 [Report]
>>81508524 (OP)
Be careful. If you keep watching gay porn you might turn gay for real.
Anonymous No.81509338 [Report]
>>81508524 (OP)
Join my harem and get TOPPED then, you won't have to do any of that lovey-dovey stuff.
Anonymous No.81509417 [Report]
>>81508524 (OP)
Big dicks are hot. Men are gross. Futas are gross. Women are hot. Why am I like this?