Females of r9k, how badly have you simped for a guy? Did he even touch you in response?

>>81510265 (OP)
i only simped for a guy online whom i briefly edated

>>81510265 (OP)
perfect pussy, dorky smile. would impregnate immediately

>>81510265 (OP)
Can God please deliver a tight little cutie like this into my life, let me have a muse to life, an eternal partner in life, someone to complete me.

>>81510279
What happened? Is it over?

>>81510265 (OP)
There was this one guy I would chase around and sit on top of him while pretending to spit in his face. I made him cry one day after I stole his baseball cap to sniff.
>I was in 5th grade

>>81510293
yes, it's over, he dumped me over a month ago

>>81510308
>I made him cry one day after I stole his baseball cap to sniff.
Sad

>>81510320
Why did he dump you?
I hoped this was me, but I was dumped instead.

>>81510320
Why did he leave you anonette?

>>81510332
>>81510334
i was too much for him, i guess. i don't think i did anything that bad but he had his own stuff going on

>>81510279
How did you meet and start dating?

>Uno-reverse simp thread
Get it together, robots

>>81510438
we met on here after i made a thread looking for a bf

>>81510461
Wait... I have a suspicion over who you are but I don't know how to explain it.
Are you the bpd schizo girl?

>>81510492
that's very vague

>>81510500
It was on purpose. Give me something. What image did you use on that thread?

>>81510511
the one i made where i met him? this one i think. why ?

>>81510535
NTA, but wow.

>>81510535
Nah, I know who you are.
You still selling nails?

>>81510538
it's not blood just cherry pie filling

>>81510546
what ?? no you don't, you are confused i think

>>81510557
Am I? Oh well

>>81510548
Oh...well I would be a bad BF unless you like pervs.

Does paying for dates count? I paid for the most of me and my boyfriend's dates. But I make way more than him.

>>81510571
if by perv you mean porn-addicted then yeah i don't like that

>>81510581
I don't think that's simping necessarily. Unless you did so out of desperation.

>>81510587
Not out of desperation at all. I don't mind paying since we're both having fun and I initiate it most of the time. Like literal spur of the moment "hey, let's go to the cafe."

>>81510584
What do you look like? Describe it originally

>>81510597
i don't like going into detail but i am very unappealing which is why i had to resorts to edating and he was the only one who had ever liked me

>>81510618
Very sad.
I am unappealing too. But I think it's probably not as bad as you think. I empathize with that.
I hope you feel better some day.

I gas up every guy I date. I am just not good at playing it cool. I noticed that I have to make myself be meaner sometimes because if I act too nice I start getting treated worse. I wish I could just be nice all the time and live in a land of sunshine and rainbows

>>81510631
thank you for thinking that, but it is

i hope you can feel better as well

>>81510638
Awww...you deserve cuddles.

>>81510535
No one dropped a contact in that one.

>>81510652
maybe you didn't find the right one, he was the only one but he did

>>81510638
That's nice. I want to be like that if I ever get into a relationship.

>>81510618
>i am very unappealing
Oh yeah? I wanna hear about it! Tell me!

>>81510638
You're dating the wrong men if being nice to them makes them treat you worse, but it's not your fault, a lot of women are born completely incapable of choosing a good partner.

>>81510679
Are you a nice girl then?

>>81510681
i won't, it's embarrassing

>>81510688
I am a guy. But I think that's how you should be in a relationship.

>>81510695
Ugh, you tease! Figures you would blueball us. Come on just tell us, it'll be cathartic or something. Come on, it's an anonymous imageboard. Tell tell tell!

>>81510725
i know it's anonymous, and that's why i won't. the internet is the only place where i can just exist without my appearance humiliating me

>>81510736
Look, unless you look like a melted wax figure, you're guaranteed to get someone telling you that you're hot. Just do it already.
Don't make up some bullshit about "not wanting to be objectified" either, everyone wants to hear they're wanted and desired.
Just get it over with. Take a mirror selfie nude from the neck down. I promise we'll point out nice things about how you look.

>>81510806
i'm a romantic why would i post nudes on the internet

>>81510817
Well I was gonna give you a hard time but if you actually have standards that's kinda cool and certainly rare, so good for you.
You're not ugly stop being difficult.

>>81510841
i would rather die alone than degrade myself

yes, i am ugly, it's factual

why does my brain want me to smell and suck on her asshole, I wish I didn't feel like this

>>81510308
Is this a thing girls do to show attraction when they dont know how? A few girls in my school did that, and I remember we had reading chairs in the back of our class and sometimes when I was using one this girl would sit on me

>>81510971
It doesnt go away anon, despite having a gf i rim all the time seeing stuff like that makes me salivate especially knowing what its like

Kind of embarassing because they poop and fart from there and you dont know how hygenic she is yet have this urge

>>81510971
You have worms.
If your first thought was her asshole instead of her pussy you're infected and they are manipulating your brain into being open to spread more worms.

>>81510265 (OP)
once when i was still in school i punched a guy in the chest that i had a crush on in front of all of his friends and proceeded to walk away
it still haunts me to this day i have no idea why i did that

>>81511399
I think I could hold down a wagie slave job if I had a .gov assigned GF with a tasty butthole, eating a girls tasty butthole could give the energy to plow through the day.

>>81510265 (OP)
Wow, she's so pretty, I wish I could have a gf like that

>>81510265 (OP)
its been happening for much to often but my biggest success was durning my the peak of my obsession with Max Gilardi (hotdiggedydemon). where id cut his initials into my thigh and post it on twitter, back when i still had it.
he ended up seeing it and talking about it on a stream which was the cloesest ive gotten to any of my beloved

>>81511809
You have an oral fixation anon, if you can also do other things like PIV etc you will eventually make a fembot very happy one day

>>81512505
Wish I had a fembot gf with a butthole/vagoo combo

>>81512516
They all have that loadout, if not then they are not a woman. Continue your training oral fixation anon

>>81510265 (OP)
How the fuck has nobody asked for the source

>>81510265 (OP)
It hilarious how hot it is when chicks make thier asshole wink like that. Much hotter when it happens involentarily while they orgasm.

Anyway I'm a dude but my 2 ex's were BPD vandere types and would beg/cry/blow up my phone if they wanted attention or were paranoid about me cheating if that counts as simping. I simped plently over them though, particurly the first when she dumped me.

>>81510265 (OP)
he ignores me for hours on end so no
>>81510638
same situation for me, ive learned that guys dont like nice girls no matter how much they say they do

>>81510638
>>81512739
I think it depends whether you give off a desperate vibe or not, also cell phones have made it a nightmare for guys since we typically like some alone time. I've seen it happen over and over again where gf's will get upset if thier bf doesn't text every 5 mins even if thier hanging out with thier friends. Not accusing you of being that insane but it's food for thought.

>>81512738
>It hilarious how hot it is when chicks make thier asshole wink like that.
Especially when some gas comes out!

>>81512819
how do you act less desperate then? i dont see girls ignoring their bfs for a day or more at a time

Femsimps pick up the bill.

>>81510265 (OP)
Why tf did she hide it at the end?!!! Stupid fucking cunt!!!!

>>81512944
Yeah ignoring your gf/bf for a whole day is disrespectful, Just don't expect a guy to message you/be on voicechat for hours a day. We generally like to spend some time alone doing our hobbies without distraction to relax. To be a 'nice gf' you could make them a snack/meal or some housework (organising the pantry and 'spring cleaning' an area will be appreaciated. Personally I like positive affirmation when I do something well, just an acknowlement, sex shouldn't be used as a reward but sexual favours are something guys appreaciate or even just being cute and giving hugs, making him feel attractive (obviously he needs to be doing his part to be attractive). Also choose who you date wisely, sex releases a TON of oxytocin epecially in women which is basically like being high which can cloud your judgement.

>>81513190
It's not enough to be nude. She needs to have her pulsating asshole available for you to fuck at all times.

>>81510535
You seem like the girl I had a thing with, apples. if you're not her, just disregard this.
I asked you not to do something and I wrote you a long ass message that was tldr just "I'm not doing this, please don't take it personally".

I don't know if I'm even that ex, bit yeah. I was dealing with obsessive stalkers who wouldn't leave me alone and that dude I asked you to kick out of your server and you refused was one of them.

I really liked you, you were cute, sweet, and watching you come out of your shell was genuinely cathartic for me, but I'm fed up with the mind games the evil losers play here and you let yourself become part of it and I did what I had to for me. I still kinda miss you, ngl, but I've moved on, the girl I'm kinda with now is... not part of 4chan. It's just better that way. The ppl here mostly aren't worth interacting with...

But you're way too harsh on yourself. You're way more attractive and likable than you realize, but you've just got to learn to control yourself and when you find yourself bonding with someone just embracing them and listening to them and respecting their feelings and boundaries well still making sure to protect yourself.
I really hope you're doing well, and I'm sorry everything went the way it was, and for what it's worth, I probably should have been more respectful to you when I had you, but we both know that's not how these things work ;)
I really do miss just watching you draw... you're very talented.

>>81510265 (OP)
I had his baby because his gf didn't want to get pregnant

>>81513629
Hot. Did she watch him cum in you?

>see cute girl asshole and vagina
>immediately click on thread

having gooner brain is rough sometimes

>>81510370
Do you still talk to him?

>>81510265 (OP)
Hand it over. That thing, the source.

>>81510265 (OP)
fembots if you don't have a perfect pussy and ass like this it's basically over for you.

>>81513646
She was there, I think she was worried leaving it unsupervised

>>81513930
Is she raising the kid now?

>>81513629
can you have my baby too? I don't have a gf though.

>>81513953
They are together yes, and married

>>81513961
You aren't my oneitis

>>81513973
I can be if you'll give me a chance babygirl

>>81513975
You'll never be him fr

>>81514012
and you'll never be Mint Fantome but that doesn't mean we can't be together

>>81512739
>ive learned that guys dont like nice girls no matter how much they say they do
Wrong, you're just attracted to assholes.

>>81514038
>vtuber trash

ick

>>81513349
i'm not her, but what you wrote was pretty nice :)
>>81513789
kind of but not really. i highly doubt we're going to get back together though

>>81514127
You're on 4chan you know, judging people for their nerdy hobbies makes you a faggot

>>81514136
vtubers is not a hobby you freak

>>81514236
stop being cringe dude

>>81514264
>>81513961
>I don't have a gf though

lol who would have guessed lol

>>81514304
wow someone on /r9k/ doesn't have a gf thats totally unheard of.

>>81510265 (OP)
i've got a great answer for this: when i was in high school i was completely infatuated with the skater guy who everyone wanted (i know, real basic) but he was big into fingerboarding/techdecks and he would usually bring his boards to school and mess around with them during whatever downtime we had. well i decided that this was my ticket to finally losing my virginity. so i bought a couple boards, spent hours trying to learn tricks, and then one day i sat next to him as he was messing around with his, brought mine out, tried to do a single kickflip, fucked it up, and he laughed at me. that night might have been the hardest i've ever cried in my whole life.

>>81514366
this thread is making me sad that every post seemingly confirms women just base their attraction on whether other women are attracted to a guy. jeez.

>>81510265 (OP)
I stayed with a guy after he cheated on me twice. I also complimented him everyday telling him how amazing he was and how much I loved him and how beautiful and smart he was. I essentially took the tip of be nice to guys and played it into an obsession with him he left me so I did not even get touched by him as it was an online relationship. He dumped me on May 7th.

>>81514399
shut up he was hot and cool i'll never forgive 15 year old me HE COULVE BEEN MY HUSBAND AND I FUMBLED IT NOW I'M GOING TO BE A FOREVER VIRGIN

>>81514417
>guy plays with glorified fidget toys in class
>hot and cool enough for you to buy your own toys to get his attention
hehe
also realistically he's probably a burnout stoner or works at an auto repair shop, the only two paths for a skater guy after high school. meanwhile you could've been dating ME, an UNEMPLOYED NEET

>be me
>when I was a high schooler, 16 at the time
>there was a guy that was very cute at church
>movie star smile
>always had command of the room
>personality out of a disney tv show
>at church camp
>students were supposed to lead bible study at church camp
>I volunteered because all of the kids that are "in" did it
>leading up to camp we had weekly meetings where the youth pastor went over lesson plans and taught us how to teach them
>I get there early and claim a seat
>right before things get started he comes in
>didn't really have friends so one of the seats next to me is open
>it's also the only open seat
>pretend to not notice and let him decide
>heart pounding on the inside, desperately want him to sit next to me
>he does
>dream come true, but keep a cool head
>a couple more lessons go by and he confesses to me that he isn't paying attention and has no idea what to do
>begs me for my notes
>okay sure (would have said yes every time for him)
>copy all of my notes from the previous lessons by hand and do the same for the last lessons
>give everything to him at camp
>he asks me to go over things with him before each lesson at camp
>okay
>walk him through each lesson step by step unironically minutes before they're supposed to start
>he feels me up the whole time
>by the third day he's fingerbanging me while I try to teach him how to do these lessons
>I chicken out on him once he pulls his dick out
>he's a douchebag to me for the next two years but acts like I love him
>he straight up bootycalls me after we graduate so I just hang up and block him

Everyone in the youth group collectively decided he was the prime cut of our class. Tall, dark, and handsome the typical heart throb. He married and divorced another girl that we went to church with in a span of like a year and a half. He ran off to another state and is a car salesman now.

>>81510858
You're like the female equivalent to me. Respect

>>81515183
Back up a tick. How do you go from "blah blah bible study class" to "then he fingerbanged me" without any kind of detail? You spent more time gushing over an empty seat then having the man of your dreams finger fucking you. Strange priorities.

>>81515265
**sounds gayyyyy orig**

>>81515244
very based and thank you :)

>>81514399
We do that too, it's a very basic heuristic filling in the blanks and conclude someone is alone/has no friends "for a reason"

>>81515935
>We do that too
Only because most men find most women attractive, we don't share the same group mentality when it comes to attraction that women do.

>>81515935
>someone is alone/has no friends "for a reason"
When have you ever heard a guy say anything remotely close to this about a girl past middle and high school, Anon?

>>81514070
trvthnvke :o :o

>>81514417
fine I'll be your husband

>>81512722
>>81513810
I will remind them, bros.
Does anyone have a source for this cutie?
My friends and I would like to bust to her.

>>81510265 (OP)
>how badly have you simped for a guy
The first guy I simped for really badly was mentally ill and in a bad mental state. So was I desu, but I thought I could help him get through things. I spent like two years being there for him, helping him at his lowest, I literally remember the nights he would call me and he would be super drunk to the point he couldn't even form a proper sentence, or when he had mental breakdowns and would message me. He always talked about being depressed and suicide and I was the one who got him to sign up for therapy. In the end, despite all that, he got distant, started getting bad again, falling into alcoholism, and went to orbit a Stacy who he didn't even actually date.

The second guy was actually when I was back in highschool, but I still remember it because it was so humiliating.
This guy was like my first ever real crush. Surprisingly I had no crushes before highschool for some reason. I told all my friends I liked him and they supported me and even told me to make a move. I gifted him things, tried to get close to him, and we talked for I guess three months before he started dating another girl in my classes. It legitimately broke my heart, I was so embarrassed, I blocked him everywhere and never talked to him again. He moved schools the next year

>>81516034
>most men find most women attractive
lol, anything that deviates from instagram photoshopped canon is considered fat and ugly.

>>81516050
All the time, just in cruder ways. See: single moms, sex workers, so on and so forth

>>81514366
Are you white? Measurements?

>>81510581
>>81510596
You sound based but I still doubt

>>81515935
No we dont. Men do not give a shit if a girl is a popular stacy or a loner. Its all about what triggers the boner senses.

>>81510638
>I gas up every guy I date

>>81514417
>fuck up trick
>oh no! please teach me cool-skater-boy-anon
>meet up after school to learn cool tricks
>have lots of lovely sex and get married
you stoopid bitch