boxing stance
>come fight me

BJJ stance
>come fuck me

>>81512583 (OP)
Bjj is like a secondary. Handy to have but you're fucked if you really have to use it.

>>81512583 (OP)
Hahahaha nooooo dont choke me hahah that would be terrible hahahah oh nooo not with your thighs please hahaha nooooo

A kick to the groin would instantly BTFO a BJJ cuck

>>81512583 (OP)
I always love dominating the shit out of the petite girls in BJJ, but i really want one to beat me and pin me down one of these days.
Has anyone tried Kyokoushin? I do MT and boxing but i'm gonna try karate to see if its a meme or not

>>81512788
Ehhh...that is against the rules

>>81512583 (OP)
>get in my guard, bro
yes

>>81512583 (OP)
you guys are tards, that's not what a bjj stance looks like. if you go to an even half way decent school your stance is the exact same as a wrestlers if you're just grappling.
In the case where you're in a real fight your stance would be the same as someone who does mma, because mma is for real fighting.
Anyone trying to do just boxing or juist jiu jitsu for a real fight is a tard.
>>81512788
Even if I sat down in guard like that in a real fight against you I would still win in under 60 seconds. I'm not even good at the sport btw i'm laughably average.
>>81512809
I hate you immensely.
>>81512702
A lot of you niggers like to hornify martial arts for some reason but I'm genuinely curiouis if you've ever actually been choked? I don't think it's possible to enjoy in the moment, it sucks reaaally bad.

>>81513926
>I hate you immensely.
Why do you hate me? Because of my sick Muay Thai skills?
OOOOOOWEEEEEIIIIII SUPERBON!!!!!

>>81513949
No, I train muay thai too and it's really cool and good.
I hate you because you said you "love dominating the shit out of the petite girls in BJJ". There is no pleasure in mindlessly dominating somebody massively weaker than you, and the fact that you specifically mentioned the fact that they're girls make me think you're getting some kind of sexual kick out of it, which is revolting. If this is the case I really wish you would keep out of jiu jitsu forever. In fact I kind of wish you would die.

>>81513926
Well then you'd grab my leg but I'd jump just in time and then you'd aim for my balls krav maga style but I have already trained my balls for 80 years to handle cbt and then your hand breaks and then I do a kickflip and then you run on the wall and then we meet in the air but the kinetic energy makes time go back and then

>>81513986
>In fact I kind of wish you would die.
Well if you want me to die you're gonna have to kill me about it
But i'm pretty tough OWEEIIII
I get pleasure out of fighting yeah? If i get my chin rocked by a good fighter it feels good i get a kick out of that
If i pin a cocky girl in jiu jistu i get a kick out of that too. If that same girl pinned my or beat me up i'd still feel the same
it just feels good
Im crazy about fighting man it's my life dude!
Sometimes i think about another match and i just get hot, if that makes me a freak fine?!?!
it's not for the faint of heart no disrespect to a fellow fighter but you sound like a real pussmaster moralfag respectfully of course

>>81513988
Hm. Not bad it sounds like you've actually trained for a while, that sounds pretty accurate. What would you do next though is the question.

>>81512583 (OP)
wtf is a bjj??

>>81514049
It's fine to be excited over the losses and victories of combat, everyone who likes fighting relates, my contention is that you SPECIFICALLY mentioned getting a kick out of "dominating" women earlier. You're saying all this other shit now to not seem like as much of a creep, but you definitely wore your heart on your sleeve earlier.

>>81514066
Blowjob joyously, its pretty gross and gay bro

>>81514066
brazillian jiu jitsu. It's a martial art that's similar to wrestling but with the added bonus of chokeholds and jointlocks.>>81514083
this too

>>81514053
Depends on how far back time sent us, ofcourse. We might end up together at a time where noone recognizes us and decides to attack us, forcing us to team up. Luckily for us, two Mcdonalds tm burgers with Coca Cola tm bottles were caught up in the time whirl, since we passed the 60s. Unluckily, Kevin Hart will be there.

>>81514115
ahh, your inexperience is showing. if kevin hart is there, all the people from the past will attack him instead of us, giving us time to escape back to the present.

>>81512583 (OP)
While i despise what BJJ glazing has done in the mma world, i dont think thats a starting stance for BJJ, they usually start standing and have to work takedowns and clinches. Neither the boxer nor the BJJer have to worry about headkicks, calf kicks or knees up the middle though

>>81514072
No no no I AM a creep i don't need to defend myself from you we're on 4chan?
I love that shit when im bleeding from my face after a round i'm definitely sure my dick is hard as fuck
When i think about a roll session i had with one the girls i get excited about that too.
I hope one of those muscle girls join my gym and choke me out, i've been choked out before i can handle it
Fighting is my expression and im a freaky fucker. Cry about it i guess? It's not like i'm raping them or some shit and i never go out of my way to roll or spar with them since i like stronger opponents they choose me which kinda makes even better desu

>>81514152
that sounds better i guess. on one hand i like the quirk but on the otherhand i don't think most people would appreciate that. I guess just don't pop any boners in class or make the sparring events sexual while you're in them and it's fine, i guess. I'm pretty 50/50 on whether or not I want you dead.

>>81512583 (OP)
Blowjob is just a worse judo

>>81514134
Why ofcourse, he is there to distract the mob while we can enjoy our mealdeal, but after they are done with him they will ask themselves why we were even in the vicinity of a pygmy. Medieval times, we become troubadours with our pet african, ending up at Merlin's tower. If it is sometime later, we find an alchemist like st germain and get ourselves some elixir to end up in the current day and age again, a few trillion richer.

>>81514213
Blatantly wrong. Judoniggers love saying that and they'd actually be onto something if we were talking about judo from 50 years ago. Judo right now is so cucked that you are actually allowed to do more judo techniques in most brazillian jiu jitsu competitions than you are allowed to do judo techniques in judo competitions. The most common, highest percentage takedowns in grappling are leg take downs, which are no longer allowed in judo. Bjj (if trained in a non retard dog shit school) is better than judo almost every single time.

>>81514175
> 50/50 on whether or not I want you dead.
Again if you want me dead you'll have to do something about it
OWEEEEEEIIIIII
Again i'm a tough guy
Lol, you just sound like a bit of a moralfag you'll be fine theres more guys like me than you think.
I'm just the quiet guy in the gym that secretly gets horny when he's being beat up i'm sure everyone will be ok.
> I guess just don't pop any boners in class or make the sparring events sexual while
i've been fighting and training for years so i don't need anyone from 4chan of all places telling me how to conduct myself and respect my gym lol
OWEEEEEEIIIII SUPERBON!!!!!!

>>81514326
i could have downsyndrome and spend my days scavenging for feces out of sewers to throw at people and my point will still stand. don't fuckin' pop boners in class or make sparring sexual dude hahaha that's gonna ruin people's days if they find out about that. Creepy shit, man. That's not even like cool creepy, like hanging out in the woods silently and observing people who pass by. That's just disgusting.
People fighting and trying to improve themselves and hanging out and then there's just some pervert thinking about touching himself to it.

>>81514245
>competitions
That's for every martial arts. Comparing competitions is just comparing who restricts you more

>>81514375
I'm going to start BJJ and get off to sparring with women just because you sound like a bitch

>>81514375
I don't jack off after wtf? I feel those feelings in the moment.
It's the only time i feel something honestly
Fighting just makes me feel good, in a weird way yeah but that just me
Never popped boners on anyone been training for a long time some random chud telling me how to act aint doing shit.
If anything some dude farted on me during a rolling session one time it was kinda gross......
I jack off to white girls with big butts when i get horny normally so thats handled.
I'm somewhat respected in my current gym and people ask me about my striking techniques and fighting style and i teach them shit to help them improve. You know whats crazy? that gets me off as well lol.
>don't fuckin' pop boners in class or make sparring sexual dude hahaha
Ok moralfag cool what are you gonna do? come arrest me? oh i need to impress you and be creepy in a cool way lol. sure bro sure.

>>81514489
hahaha you're too much of a bitch to start bjj.
>>81514435
the rules of the competition determine how people train, because most schools will train specifically for competition.
If you can find a school that doesn't play by olympic rules then great i'm sure it works fine.

>>81514498
I'm not saying you need to appease me or anything nigger, i'm just saying in terms of what most people (including your training partners) would think is alright.
when you say fighting makes you feel good what does that mean? does that mean in a sexual way or in a normal way?

>>81514521
I'm not trying to appease you but you keep making it seem like i have to lol i guess because as a moralfag you don't even realize you're doing it and everyone needs to fall exactly in line with your mental state or you sperg out like you're doing now.
>sexual way or in a normal way
I don't fucking know lol i don't feel anything unless im fighting or training so its definitely a heightened state bordering on sexual doesn't mean im a gooner jacking off on people like you want to make it seem.
My feelings don't mean shit for my training mates because they aren't gonna find out and im not going to act on it and make them uncomfortable, i've reached a certain level and i'm going to help them get better and hopefully feel as good about fighting as me. And to the ones stronger than me they can kick my ass anyway so why should they care if i find it kinda hot? again their not gonna know.
i'm definitely a freaky ass mentally stunted dude but i came to terms with that years ago hence why i post here.
>>81514489
Hell yeah brother
OSU

>>81513926
The dopamine is everything that comes after the blackout or the black eye

>>81512583 (OP)
>>81513926
THIS KIND OF SHIT LITERALLY ONLY HAPPENS WHEN THE PEOPLE ARE EITHER INEXPERIENCED, ARE TOTAL PUSSIES, OR GO TO A GRACIE GYM BUT I'M REPEATING MYSELF WITH THAT ONE.

THIS NEVER HAPPENS WITH NO-GI, AND PULLING GUARD IN GI IS ALSO RETARDED WHEN YOU REALIZE THAT THE STATS ARE THAT ABOUT 3/4THS OF THE TIME, THE FIRST PERSON TO GET A TAKEDOWN WINS THE MATCH.

>>81515516
Fuck yeah Turlesanon letsgooooo

>>81515516
didn't know woman beating turlesanon was into martial arts, interesting stuff. You doing well today?
I trained some martial arts with a buddy of mine the other day at a park and he told me about his experience training in a gracie barra gym. He told me they mostly worked from the guard, they rarely ever did anything standing, and he had to pay 200 dollars a month for 2 c lasses a week. weeeeeird shit man.

>>81516076
FUCK YEAH DUDE MARTIAL ARTS ARE FUCKIN GREAT. I LOVE FIGHTING. I LOVE FIGHTING SO FVCKIG,N,,, MUCH,,,, I MISS TRAINING,,,, I HAVEN'T TRAINED CONSISTENTLY IN PROBABLY A YEAR BECAUSE MY CURRENT GYM IS ABOUT AN HOUR AWAY FROM MY HOUSE, MY BOTTLED UP POWER LEVEL NOW HAS TO BE RELEASED WITH ONLINE MISOGYNY AND LIFTING HEAVY WEIGHTS, VERY SAD. I MISS MY OLD GYM.

AND YEAH GRACIE PLACES SUCK MASSIVE COCK. THERE'S ONE IN MY TOWN THAT DOES THE SAME KIND OF SHIT, ZERO SPARRING, ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY POSITIONAL WORK. I'VE HEARD THERE'S BLUE BELTS OVER THERE WHO'VE NEVER ACTUALLY HAD A FULL ROUND OF FREE GRAPPLING. A LOT OF IT COMES FROM TRYING TO BE WAY MORE COMMERCIAL, WHICH HAS BEEN THE GRACIE'S M.O SINCE THEY HIRED A BUNCH OF FUCKIN GOONS AND KEN SHAMROCK TO MAKE THEMSELVES LOOK BADASS IN UFC 1.

>>81516115
I FORGOT THIS REALLY HARD TURLES PIC ON THAT ONE I FOUND IT ON PINTEREST TODAY IT FUCKS HARD

>>81516125
dude, it does fuck pretty hard, man. Your gym's far but you can still improve your power level. have you remained working out consistently? i find with some equipment at home i can get a pretty gnaaaarly workout without even having to leave my house. andd yes, that picture does fuck pretty hard.

>>81516180
I HAVE, THOUGH THE PAST COUPLE OF MONTHS HAVE BEEN DIFFICULT DUE TO INCREASED LEVELS OF PHYCHIC WARFARE INFLICTED ON ME DUE TO BEING CAST INTO THE RANKS OF OUTER DISCIPLES (WAGECELS)...

BEEN FAR MORE CONSISTENT LATELY THOUGH, SEEING GOOD IMPROVEMENTS AGAIN. I HAVE A WEIGHT BENCH AT HOME BUT THE WEIGHTS I MOVE ON SQUAT ARE WAY MORE THAN THE LITTLE SHIT OF A THING CAN HANDLE, SO A NORMAL MEMBERSHIP IS WORTH IT TO ME.

AND THANKS, THAT SHADOW IMAGE IS HARD. I RECOMMEND USING PINTEREST, IT'S LIKE BING IMAGES IF IT WAS UNRAPED ONCE MORE. VERY GOOD FOR FINDING QUALITY PICTURES.

>>81516327
Hell yeah stay consistent, im going back to my hometown soon to train for a year and get into amateur boxing and gets my amateur record started.
I WILL REMEMBER YOU TURLESANON!

>>81516368
IF YOU'RE GEARING UP TO TRY AND GET INTO THE AMATEUR CIRCUIT, YUOR ALREADY FAR ABOVE MY LEVEL. KEEP GOING, MY BROTHER, I AM PROUD OF YUO.

>>81516418
someone dies, someone is born

>>81513926
Based grappler

>>81513926
seems hot to me

>>81517386
i promise you it suuuuucks dude. i do not recommend.

>>81517640
dont care if it was Pom

>>81516418
>>81516368
>>81516327
>>81516180
>>81516125
keep training guys, wagmi desu

>>81512788
N-NOOOOOO you can't kick me in the nuts when i spread my legs for you, you can't elbow my spine when i try to dryhump your leg, you can't grab the cage to get up, ITS AGAINST TE RULES

>>81512788
>>81520027
If you play kick the groin game, then you are no less vulnerable to counter kick into groin yourself when you try to kick into guard, simple geometry. If you leg reached his groin, so is opponents legs reach you. If you are amateur you are literally playing into trap of BJJ fighter who looks vulnerable in this position.

There are banned moves that shift balance against grapplers defending from the ground like downard elbow strikes, side soccer strikes to ribs, stomp face kicks, but groin kicks aren't them.

>top not using philly shell
NGMI.

Might as well post this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnFI3T_35n0
Werdum is a 4 time BJJ world champion.

>>81520475
Oops wrong webm. I should deleted that one.

>>81520483
Oops wrong one again. I should rename these so I know what they are.

>>81520483
>proper BJJ leg takedown defense move (sprawl) works against leg takedowns
>whoa (deep)