Thread 81514011

It is so much more attractive when a guy finishes fast.
Its so hot.
If he takes longer than like 5 minutes I WILL assume he either hates me, finds me ugly and wants me to die, or is a massive whore who has done this millions of times and doesnt get excited anymore.
Dont be embarrassed to bust quick. Its a huge ass compliment.
Just thought Id share

>>81514011 (OP)
Sex literally doesn't exist. What the fuck are you on?

>>81514011 (OP)
I do hate you and want you to die. If I killed you I'd immediately dump the biggest load ever in you.

>>81514011 (OP)
I want a women like you to be my girlfriend. I dont even know if i finish fast, although i probably did with my ex, but its also hot to me to finish too fast, get overexcited and its even hotter when the girl loves it and slightly teases me about it.

>>81514028
Not just sex, literally ANYTHING.
Love me a man who busts from holding hands
>>81514084
Very based, anon !! Get yourself a girl who appreciates your appreciation of her

>>81514011 (OP)
I wish I could find a woman like you. I have a pretty bad case of PE, to the point where I have finished while making out multiple times. I have only ever gotten disappointed reactions though. One day I hope to find someone like you who embraces that sort of thing

>>81514011 (OP)
I would probably last about 30 seconds and that's being generous.

>>81514011 (OP)
I have met a woman like you. She did in fact find it cute when I would cum fast. She would also beg me to not stop when I was railing her hard enough. I preferred trying to last, it's more fun for both of us.

>>81514011 (OP)
>>81516232
>bee me
>worried about cumming too fast when I finally get with a girl
>practice masturbating as slow as possible to develop stamina
>start enjoying it even more when slow
>ffw I'm finally getting laid
>girl is wild and likes it fast like in porn
>can't even get hard cause doing it fast doesn't work for me
>after 30 minutes we put our clothes back on and she leaves
That was my first and only experience trying to have sex. I'm never talking to a girl anymore because of shame

>>81514011 (OP)
Is it even possible for a guy to finish last?

Is it true that women like it when guys moan during sex or do you prefer we stay quiet till climax.

I've never cum through sex or oral with 10+ partners. I was close like two times but that was still after like an hour. Not on meds and I've given up on a cure.

>>81517057
Yes, I always gave my last gf two orgasims before I would finish.

>>81517202
This is very 100% true !! Dont just be quiet and look dead. Show that you enjoy it so we know we are doing a good job! Otherwise, how will we know youre having a good time? I think ultimately its the hottest for women to see/hear how they are making you feel. Otherwise we might think were doing a shitty job and feel less enthusiastic about doing it

>>81517815
Thanks for the advice, whore-kun
I'll be sure to put it to good use never

>>81514011 (OP)
what if i am just bad at this stuff

>>81517823
>whore-kun
Ouch!
Go wild tho !!
Good luck on your quest, anon

>>81517824
Youre bad at cumming?

>81514011
What do you get out of pretending to be a woman online? Perhaps you are a tranny seeking validation and this is the only place where people aren't critical enough so as not to reply

>>81517839
yeah anything related to sex

>>81514011 (OP)
Can confirm

T. lasts 2 hours and women have outright started tearing up and calling themselves ugly

I am very frustrated

>>81517923
Oh! Well in that case idrk desu but probably just communicate that with the woman? Cause otherwise she might think its because you dont find her attractive enough and take it personally. If you are just not really good with that stuff or nervous its probably best to be open about that from the start. Im not sure though, not an expert on this sorryyy

>>81517990
>not an expert on this sorryyy
i like your image stash

For a normal session I last maybe 15 seconds so I'd imagine I would perhaps make the 5 second mark during actual intercourse. Dunno though, the only times I nearly did it was over before my dick was even out. Feelsbadman

>>81518006
You mean the random anime girls ? Thanks, man!
>>81518103
Thats not too bad. I know a guy who would finish in his pants from just making out and I liked it. If the girl really likes you, she will take it as a compliment trust

But it takes me 30-60 minutes to coom no matter what. Nothing can make me go faster than that.

I need a white gf who teases me about being a quick trigger chink.

>>81518127
>You mean the random anime girls ?
yes i like it howd you obtain it

>>81518200
Google images

>>81518127
It's nice of you to say so but you're some kind of edge case with a fetish. I can't look directly at women anymore or I walk around with prolonged erections or risk involuntarily ejaculations and collapsing in a heap.

>>81518269
Okay yeah maybe Im not the general rule here I will admit that, but still a lot of women I know dont mind it if it isnt every single time. And if it happens every now and again it is pretty flattering. I feel like a lot of girls would agree with this. So dont think its over just yet, anon !!

>>81518267
>Google images
NOOOOOOOOOOO

>>81518351
But what if it is every single time? It's over before it even begins for me.

>>81518388
Sorry, Im basic and lame like that

>>81518403
Okay well I can only really speak from personal preference here, but the guy I dated all throughout high school would have that exact same problem where hed finish without me even getting a hand down his pants and personally I was more than fine with that and really liked it. On one hand its just overall less work, and on the other it makes me feel super appreciated and like hes really into me. So win win over all. I didnt think it was a problem.
Now, Im not saying all women feel like that because they probably dont, but since I do feel like that I can only assume that theres a good handful of women out there who would agree with me. Just gotta find them, I guess.
Also there are other ways to keep a woman happy and yk when youve finished fast at first, you will probably be able to last longer when going again after a short cool down.

>>81518451
>Also there are other ways to keep a woman happy and yk when youve finished fast at first, you will probably be able to last longer when going again after a short cool down.
See, this is the problem. As soon as i'm locked and loaded for round 2, the process repeats itself again. The situation is completely hopeless.

i dunno how long id last. i only ever got blowjobs, every time i tried the sexo it hurt and we stopped. and im not sure if she was any good or not. it would take forever and take a lot of effort for her and usually i had to help it along. so maybe i would be long lasting in bed? pretty sure id gas out and fall asleep before cumming tho.

>>81514011 (OP)
One time me and my gf didn't have sex for about a week, then I finished in her after about one minute. I rolled off of her and after like another minute I went back at it and fucked her with my cum still in her. She came harder than I've ever seen someone cum before. I lasted my usual time after that but good lord. Fucking her after already cumming in her must've unlocked some primitive neuro-pathway, I've never seen anything like that again.

>>81518526
>didn't have sex for about a week
crazy. is that really a large amount of time to pass between intercourse? also, were you jerking off in between this or do you not jerk off or something?

>>81518779
>>81518526
actually, just to get more austistic about these quetsions, how quickly did sex become "regular". like how long did you know this girl before you became an item, and how soon after becoming an item did regular sex start happening?

>>81514011 (OP)
Is it good if I get pop a boner from kissing consistently

>>81518922
what happens when you kiss inconsistently.

>>81518922
but seriously, not enough info to give anything helpful. all i can really say about that info is that...nothings physically wrong with you, just early.

>>81518950
> what happens when you kiss inconsistently.
I get sad.

>>81514011 (OP)
I need you horngirl to take advantage of me being a yelper

>>81514011 (OP)
Idk why the fuck its so traumatic for women when a guy just doesnt cum for them in 20 secs (they will bitch about it either way). I take some schizo meds that delay my orgasm a lot, but im fit and i can go for hours at it, people seem to love it at first glanve, but after they have cummed buckets they suddenly get existential dread out of me not being able to orgasm. Women wont shut the fuck up about faking orgasms, guys not making them cum and all of that horrible shit they say but their fragile egos always crumble under the pneumatic drill i have in my pants.
>also
Most people that take my same meds say they went full impotent, ive been 12 years taking it and im still permahorny and constantly hard, it only makes it harder to cum and even if i get to cum i dont get the full pleasure, so i have no real relief and im always on rape mode

>>81514011 (OP)
I bust fast, where is my gf?

>>81514011 (OP)
i always say this. ive never had a bf but when my ex ebf took longer than me to finish i felt like shit

>>81518959
how often does this happen. what does it even mean, anyways. what is an inconsistent kiss.

>>81517815
>s before I would finish.
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>Anonymous 06/16/25(Mon)20:47:32 No.81
like fucking for real, bruh

Do not believe the lies.
If a woman wants you to finish fast it's because she hates fucking you and wishes for it to be as fast as possible.
Once it is over, she will go, behind your back, to the man she really desires.

so many conflicting signals...i'll just stay inside and masturbate

>>81519124
Even better, share your time between inside and outside, lift weights instead of masturbating.

>>81519101
this isn't true i just cum quickly and would want my bf to do the same

>>81514011 (OP)
I usually take like 45 minutes.
It's not because she's ugly it's just because I deathgripped too much while jerking to fucked up taboo shit and killed my physical and mental sensitivity.

>>81519135
Want to cum quickly together?

>>81518478
Are you very young? Idk I feel like this probably is gonna change once youre mid to late 20s. Something about testosterone levels or whatever idc. But either way, its kinda cute. Someone will appreciate it.
>>81518922
Very good !! Shows appreciation for your girl. Keep up the good work, anon !!
>>81518974
Its not necessarily traumatic, just a lot less fun. No one wants to be with someone who doesnt want them back as much.
>>81519003
Real and based. Love someone who gets it !!
>>81519124
Yk what, anon, youre right. Im sorry for confusing you. This is just my take on the issue since I am a person on the internet, so I naturally feel like everyone should always care about what I think about anything at all times. But if you want an actually reliable take, probably check with the people you know irl instead.

Quickshots are the worst.

>>81519923
Finally a real answer.

>>81514011 (OP)
maybe for you but 99.99999% of women would find it off-putting and pathetic
And even you have limits, you might find it cute at first but after the 100th time you'd just be annoyed the you can't get penetrated for more than a minute or two, you wouldn't want your sex to always look like that would you?

>>81514011 (OP)
Thx OP that makes me feel better about being such a quickshot

>>81519124
That seems more sensible

>>81514011 (OP)
Is all women talk/think about sex?

>>81520069
Sex and money, they have no concept of their own mortality.

>>81514011 (OP)
You know most the people on this board havent even been to talking stage with a girl

>>81519934
>you wouldnt want your sex to always look like that would you?
Idk I havent had actual sex yet even within a committed relationship and I was still fine and very much satisfied so I feel like I would be able to deal with it. But who knows 20 years down the line I guess.
>>81519940
Thats what Im here for, anon!! Have a great day :)
>>81520069
Idk that just seems to be one of the most prominent themes on this board. But if youd rather talk about why the German March Revolution of 1848 ultimately failed or how the first Kamakura Shogunate in Japan was established, then we can totally do that too!

what if I finish but still have an erection for some reason and can keep going

>>81520667
>But if youd rather talk about why the German March Revolution of 1848 ultimately failed or how the first Kamakura Shogunate in Japan was established, then we can totally do that too!
Wow WOOOWWW
Nta but you are a top-tier woman I am shocke

>>81520683
>you are a woman
anon...

>>81514011 (OP)
I was on SSRIs years ago and my gf and I could fuck until it physically hurt to continue and I wouldn't even be close to finishing, and it sucked, eventually you just go soft due to the tedium of it and the sex just kind of tails off with neither of us all that satisfied. Now I'm off pills entirely and I bust in like 3 minutes but it feels way better for both of us somehow. I think porn has really distorted what we think the natural length of sex should be. Fucking until the pussy dries out and starts chafing is awful, I think something like 10 minutes of foreplay and 5 minutes of sex is perfect.

>>81520667
>Idk I havent had actual sex yet
Another one of these self proclaimed experts giving advice at sex despite never having any

>>81520671
Thats pretty cool and impressive ngl, anon
>>81520683
>Nta but you are a top-tier woman
While thats really nice of you to say anon, I dont think basic history knowledge I got a little too into after high school is really enough evidence to make such a claim. Id say Im pretty average tier, but thats good, yk?
>>81520847
>Another one of these self proclaimed experts
OKAYYY.
OUCH.
I never said I was an expert OR that I know anything about sex!! I dont, really. Like Im guessing most people on this board dont. All I said is I think its hot when a guy Im with nuts fast and that is something I HAVE experienced, so I feel like I get to speak on it.
Also this is the internet. Everyone is always giving their 2 cents on issues they dont know shit about, and acting like they studied it. Like I said, as a random person on the internet, I do believe that my uninformed opinion should be heard and considered by everyone, everywhere, all of the time. Its what makes the internet so great !!

>>81519677
only if you date me im not a whore

>>81520915
> I dont think basic history knowledge I got a little too into after high school is really enough evidence to make such a claim
It's getting interested enough in something like that, to the point of researching about it from nothing but genuine curiosity and wonder which is what I really respect. I guess cause it indirectly shows signs of other good qualities, for you. But maybe I'm overreacting...

>>81517057
It's much harder for me to cum than my gf. Usually she cums about 2 times before I do, sometimes I don't cum at all and just get tired after railing her for minutes.
She comes easily from penetration. In general the ratio of her orgasms to mine is easily 3-4x.
It's much easier to make her cum from penetration than oral sex.

There were some instances where I actually bust super fast, she didn't say anything but it feels bad to cum in below one minute. Fortunately it's less than 1%

>>81520917
That sounds too much of a hassle, sorry.

>>81514149
>Love me a man who busts from holding hands
do girls actually like this

>>81520990
>my gf
what are you even doing here, normie?

>>81521086
Currently, responding to you

>>81521140
Fuck off to /adv/ or reddit. You're suppose to be here if you die tomorrow and no-one would care

>>81517057
Cunts feel better after they've orgasmed. I have a hard time dumping a load in a fresh hole.

>>81518103
>For a normal session I last maybe 15 seconds so I'd imagine I would perhaps make the 5 second mark during actual intercourse.
I would have so much extra free time. Jerking off is a 30 minute operation.

>>81520954
I get what you mean anon, but girls being interested in random stuff is actually pretty common. I know that the overall consensus on this board tends to be that girls dont have hobbies and they are these single minded entities or hive minds or whatever, but if you actually get to know a ton of girls they all have some sorta interest they know way too much about. Thats not only a guy thing. So I wouldnt exactly say it sets me apart from the average woman or particularly makes me stand out. But I still appreciate the compliment though !! Ill take a nice any day :)
>>81521080
Yep!

>>81520667
What are you things you are passionate about fastanon?

>>81522333
>fastanon
How about we don't make this my name plss
Also uhh some things I'm passionate about are just German history in general, starting with the fall of the Holy Roman Empire, Japanese history specifically imperial Japan before WWII and the shogunate but also post war Japanese classic literature, the bronze age collapse and just various ancient civilizations, specifically the hittites.
And just basic stuff like the punic wars/Roman Republic history. Kinda lose interest after Augustus though so Roman empire is not all that interesting to me but still kinda cool

>>81521509
i feel like if i told a girl i came from her hugging me she would never talk to me again and maybe even call the police and #metoo me

What if he just faps a lot, does that make him a whore?

>>81523160
I feel like that depends. If its some random girl then yeah, probably. But if shes your gf youre probably fine.
>>81523196
Then hes a whore in theory, just not in practice. But I guess its not as bad. Still makes it less fun tho

>>81523089
Do you read books, or do you learn more through Wikipedia/videos? I read a lot of academic books about the topics you mentioned generally, but I always like to ask first at what level one is interested in history because else I'm just essentially showing off my proficiency instead of having an actual discussion.
Also what is some good Japanese literature you can recommend fastanon?

>>81514011 (OP)
Hmmmmm, you sound very good in your sexual instincts. Do you want him to go raw and embrace the risk?

what if the person gets hard 90% of the times he sees you? i think that would happen to me

>time how quickly I can cum, from soft to ejaculation
>roughly 2 minutes
Is that good?

I take antidepressants and just started dating someone. Sometimes I can't finish during sex because of the meds. The first time it happened she started crying. It's happened one other time since then and she didn't cry but she was in a terrible mood and I had to reassure her that it was the medicine and I find her attractive. Shit sucks, how do I make myself cum fast?

>>81514011 (OP)
Deathgripmaxxingbros, not like this...

>>81523894
How? How the fuck?

>>81523914
I'm not sure if it is possible to control on antidepressants, they directly affect a mechanism through which your body achieves orgasm, which is a seratonin differential, spiking from low to high in a short period of time. On SSRIs your seratonin levels fluctuate a lot less, and more slowly, so your body is lacking one of the triggers it depends upon to know when to ejaculate.

>>81523476
Soooo I have read some books, mostly on Japan. Off the top of my head Ive read 1941 by Eri Hotta, Ive read Soliders of the Sun and Kaigun.
For German history I really like Juergen Osterhammels works but if I read about German history its mostly through primary sources rather than historical analysis. Like, I enjoy reading through old propaganda pamphlets or speeches from the Wartburg Fest or Hambacher Fest, as the Vormaerz time is pretty interesting to me. Or just generally the pre-unification time. Its what Ive been reading up on recently so thats just what comes to mind first.
But overall Im more of a documentary or person when it comes to history stuff. I read mostly fiction.
>recommendations
I can warmly recommend Akutagawa, father of short stories in Japan. Really good, especially The Life of a Stupid Man I enjoyed. Also check out Spinning Gears. Its not finished as Akutagawa killed himself before he got to end it, but its still an interesting read. If you want some really depressing stuff, check out Dazai. I really liked the Setting Sun, as it paints a pretty good picture of post-war Japan and the fate of former Japanese aristocrats after the loss. Check out Sosekis Kokoro too. I really like how human it feels. Its one of my favorites.
>>81523492
In theory yeah, in practice NOPE. Cant get pregnant rn, not even risk it. I need to get my degree first, then a job, then a house, and then maybe I can think about raw dogging it. But as of rn I havent even had sex so honest to God idek if Id like it. Just like the idea of it I suppose.
>>81523612
Yeah, thats hot. I like when you can tell theyre really into you. Or at least it feels like that.
>>81523894
Anything under 5 minutes is peak

>>81523992
whats so confusing about it?

>>81524068
Okay I like you, because if someone reads history it usually rarely means having read any books so I always get disappointed. On Japan I really like the two books PLANNING FOR EMPIRE: Reform Bureaucrats and the Japanese Wartime State and GRASSROOTS FASCISM: The War Experience of the Japanese People. The former is focused upon the reform bureaucrats, who first emerged in Manchukou and increasingly took power on a kind of rationalised fascism; the latter is on how ordinary Japanese experienced the war and fascism, very good bottom-up history. Osterhammel is amazing, you have good taste! A very good half-documentary half-movie is Between Two Wars by Harun Farocki, it is how the capitalist development was increasingly reaching its logical limits and requiring a fascist solution. Very arthouse though.

Ooooh I will be noting these down, do you also read literature in general?

First time when I did it with an escort I couldn't even cum (I was totally hard though), she literally walked out on me. I know cumming too fast is bad, but they don't like it when you take too long either.

>>81515116
>I have only ever gotten disappointed reactions though.
Same and it's brutal as you're at your most vulnerable moment

>>81524173
I never managed to bust a nut in less that 10 minutes in my entire life. What's your secret?

>>81514011 (OP)
I notice that bitches are way more obsessed with the buildup than the actual plapping itself. What if a man cooms and wants to continue plapping though? What then, femanon?

>>81523089
Fastanon is either autistic for mtf, 100$

>>81524344
Custom made AI porn that hits all my fetishist at once

>>81524068
>I like when you can tell theyre really into you. Or at least it feels like that.
yeah but i have heard some people get mad because they think they only like them because of their bodies