Thread 81517621

Please. Genuinely, how do I get a bf? In real life, online stuff does not count. And please don't say dating apps I hate them

Also a song for you
https://open.spotify.com/album/5s8K9u4OXNS3smTk6VyjvC?si=wz-RC-5ZSga6LadUL6SI3g

>>81517621 (OP)
Tell me how big your tits are and if you're a biological woman.
>ip grabber
Nice try

>>81517633
No. Also it's not an IP grabber it's spotify

>>81517621 (OP)
No entiendo, I am straight man. You may of want to use el crystal cafe?

>>81517621 (OP)
>Also a song for you
Tranime slop

>>81517621 (OP)
>>>/adv/ now please (why are you even asking here?)

>>81517651
Crystal cafe is dead from what I heard. I've actually never used it
>>81517655
It's just a cover of anime by Negative xp
>>81517667
R9k is the only board I use

>>81517677
>R9k is the only board I use
time to use another one then, why do you even ask this question in a board that is known for its misogyny

>>81517621 (OP)
>online stuff does not count
esex counts, youre not a virgin anymore

Go outside, ask the people you know. We can only give shitty online advice

>>81517681
>board that is known for its misogyny
What are you talking about? It's the neet board.

>>81517621 (OP)
Theres 1000 incels here who would date you but you are Chad only . Cut the bullshit you stupid bitch

>>81517681
It's a random board..
>>81517682
I've never had esex, I dunno where you got that from
>>81517685
I don't have real friends
>>81517693
What? All I said was that I wanted the relationship to be irl

>>81517621 (OP)
Go outside to events in your neighborhood. Or confess to someone you already know.

>>81517688
they are not exclusive
>>81517700
>It's a random board..
"This thread belongs on /adv/"

>>81517621 (OP)
What sort of answer are you expecting? This is just as idiotic as all the people that ask about how to get a girlfriend with zero context. On that note, welcome aboard. You fit right in

>>81517648
>No
Tranny
Originally

>>81517700
I got dubs
>>81517718
There are no more social spaces that don't require money other than work or home. Except for parks, but they're filled with parents and their kids.
>>81517720
Well the thread is already posted anon
>>81517724
Sorry I thought the normies had already taken over. Seems like almost half the board has romantic experience now

>>81517621 (OP)
you can get one on /soc/, I met my gf there

just go to a thread for your region and talk to them for a while before you meet to make sure they're not insane or just going to use you for sex

>>81517740
>Well the thread is already posted anon
repost it then, it's not hard to copy and paste. and btw most of the "romantic experience" people have had on this board are long distance relationships

>>81517740
>There are no more social spaces that don't require money other than work or home. Except for parks, but they're filled with parents and their kids.

I met my first girlfriend in a park. She just looked at me when she passed nearby, then I went after her and we chatted and kissed. It's possible, you just need to be present somewhere where people are concentrated.

You can also try the church.

>>81517621 (OP)
Sadly it's the most popular place to meet people. You'll have more luck posting your location and what you're looking for because we don't know either.

>>81517621 (OP)
Only if you tell me how to get a gf. In real life too!

>>81517740
If you're attempting to seek attention, then fair game. If not, you're just a retard. Give us details about your life and situation, otherwise you might as well just ask AI how to get a boyfriend

>>81517621 (OP)
Just go up to any random guy in a park who is alone and ask him if he'll be your BF. Probably like 50% odds that he'll agree.

>>81517621 (OP)
I like the song, and the lyrics are extremely relatable.
Where are you from, OP?
I ask solely in the hopes that you live close to me.