MV Victoria of Wight edition

Does this remind you lads of anyone?
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskUK/comments/1ld3l9l/do_you_know_any_shut_ins/

>>81520060
I don't understand how being a shutin works. I suppose you'd have to be living with someone and they essentially go outside on your behalf. I go outside literally every single day apart from when I'm seriously ill.

Is literally every single meal you eat from deliveroo or what?

>>81520070
you can order in groceries nowadays mate what you on about

>>81520070
NTA but, I last opened my door on Friday. Not a shut in though, I'm going out today.

Was looking at UK registered disabilitys before and Trimethylaminuria (TMAU) was not listed? How come?

seasideMARK having a shower

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPmQ_KVFF8E

Could really use a gf (male) lads

Hmmm that Predecessor game looks alright. Is it time to waste thousands of hours on another MOBA. idk

>>81520115
Mixed on steam which is a red flag.
That and I'd say any MOBA that isnt likely to keep a massive player count like the big bois is kinda worthless to sink the time into.

>>81520130
I will probably avoid. Online games not good for the mental elf are they.

>>81520077
Not economically viable for poor NEETs. That 50 quid minimum order keeps me off Ocado

>>81520111
they are chad only de lid

>>81520140
depends on the game, competitive ones tend not to be
i had a blast with randoms in more co-op shit like Darktide or competitive games that arent like "ranked", like Chivalry back in the day where everyone was just having a good time

Seaside update

>seasideMARK Paid is outstanding bill to THREE, Im very good bill payer, its lush i mean lush.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pvGhhtvpcWA

Thinking of taking up minimalism, buying fuck all and using my bennies to get out there and see more of the UK and go to some events instead of spending it all on useless crap lids

>>81520147
Better than giving it to the bookies so it is

I might go back on antidepressants. If they can help me back into a job then they're probably worth it, right?

Better to be a drugged up zombie who at least has paid employment, rather than a broken husk with no job.

>>81520172
Gimmick's getting boring now pal

>>81520187
To be fair lad when you're on anti-depressants it tends to dominate your life, taking something that might or might not ne fucking up your brain will do that to you

>>81520172
get a wfh job to be a paid husk at home

>>81520187
I know that some people who post in this thread take antidepressants (e.g. crosslad, and the lad who said he's been on sertraline for 15 years, if I remember right)

Why shouldn't we talk about the topic of antidepressants? Along with the topic of unemployment. Clearly many of us in this thread have dealt with those two things. Sharing ideas might help quite a few of us to move forward.

Or people can just shitpost about an unemployed YouTuber for the billionth day, ad nauseam.

>>81520197
When I was on the drug I was productive, so I don't think the drug dominated my life. Often I thought about my hatred for the drugs and my hatred for their side effects. But I was still pretty productive while on them.

>>81520209
I think a lot of jobs these days are hybrid, that's what I keep seeing, so they want you in the office at least some days a week.

>>81520212
To be fair lad the question you want to be asking is if you're happier on them, if you are go for it lad

>>81520212
>I think a lot of jobs these days are hybrid, that's what I keep seeing, so they want you in the office at least some days a week.
yeah it does depend, and they are demanding more days in the office, but it can even be as lax as once a month (which is what my work tried before they gave up)

>>81520212
>Why shouldn't we talk about the topic of antidepressants?
Ignore him, talk about what you want lad, anti-depressant talk is of no interest to me but I can just skip over it, don't let seethers put you off de lad

>>81520212
i was never on antidepressants but the only lad i know who was didnt react well to them
his exact words were "the only joy i had left in my life was jacking off and these tablets mean i cant even do that anymore as they kill my stiffies"
he even tried to off himself later but we havent spoken in years, hope the lad's still going

>>81520187
>Gimmick's getting boring now

SEASIDE LIVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxQJtiwcabU

Might pop to the shop for some cheap alcohol. CBA really, but not been outside for a few days, so good to get some fresh air.

>>81520187
Depression isn't a gimmick

>>81520309
Why you not at work anon?

>doing anti depressants when pregabs exist.

>>81520318
everyone here's NEET or bennies mate get with the times
except me but i can shitpost from work

>>81520318
Leg, incontinence, neurological issues, you know, the normal stuff.

>>81520325
sup with you leg?

>>81520261
Stream is just buffering?

I'm a NEET but not a shut in. Couldn't imagine being both.

>>81520329
Muscle atrophy, coordination issues, weakness around the joints (knee and ankle). Waiting to find out wtf is going on (feels weird, as I don't know what teh fugg is up, just know my life is becoming fucked up). I thought it was a stroke, but 2 Dr's have said it's not from a stroke. 1 said I have the symptoms of somebody with MS but don't have MS.

>>81520340
Mark has terrible internet

>>81520342
Maybe its the alcohol you drink causing the issues?

>>81520340
He didn't pay his bills after all

Convinced the Royal Mail cunts are hoarding mail for a few days before they deliver.

Don't worry lads. Drugs will save you. No need to change anything else in your life.

>>81520353
I worked royal mail for a bit. They are allowed to hold 2-3 days worth of mail before delivery

>>81520353
well yeah what the fuck do you think is the difference between 1st and 2nd class

>>81520349
Nah, I don't drink a lot. Probably not going to the shop today, CBA.
I have a build up of plaque on teh brain. Waiting on the neurology stuff to find out about that. Not sure of the cause, most things online point to alzheimers, but won't know till I get to see the neurologist next month.

>>81520367
>>81520371
Fair enough lads I thought they just did their daily rounds and delivered whatever they had.

>>81520380
Does you penis still get hard?

>>81520387
Yep, tugged on it last night. Still works.

>>81520380
Don't you brush your brain twice a day?

flaccid knobbingtons

>>81520390
I hoped flossing was enough, it appears it isn't.

>>81520385
I thought it was a comfy job like that too anon. They're essentially Amazon delivery drivers and part time postal workers. Posties will spend the entire day delivering parcels without any letters.

>>81520392
I joke but fuck me hope you don't have early onset dementia. That would be shit. Best of luck I will say a prayer. x

>>81520396
Only noticed recently sometimes it's the postie on his feet with a bag and other times it's him and another fella in a van. Sometimes in a rental van too. Bloody 'ell.

I can only fit another 100 Blu-rays before I'm out of space again fuck sake.

>>81520403
thats me with vinyl and CDs m8
got someone to build me a big fuck off wall storage for it

>>81520399
I'm fucked if I do get it. Nobody to take care of demented me, I'll be a hated old angry fuck in a nursing home. I need to see what my options are after this neurology thing do I head to the bridge while I can still think to do it?.

bacon bacon nutty times

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSud9oWYcxA

WOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxpTw2piwww

>>81520407
It not right. Think I have near 1500 DVDs and Blu-rays now (not including complete TV box sets which is over 100).
>>81520411
Don't do that. It can be womfy on a dementia home if it ever gets to that stage. 3 meals a day, entertainment and company. Might be alright but hopefully it won't get to that stage.

>>81520414
State of that air fryer

>>81520426
>I'm drinking then going out for more drink
He not an alcoholic though.

>worried about getting alzheimer's?
Heh, picrel.
>>81520451
I'm already an angry hateful person, dementia would tip me over the edge (no pun intended).

>>81520451
I think we're more likely to get smacked around by Nigerian women because we shat ourselves desu

>>81520341
How do you even avoid being both? Seems hard not to be a shut in if your NEETdom keeps you from meeting people

>>81520451
>Think I have near 1500 DVDs and Blu-rays now

>>81520451
>I have near 1500 DVDs and Blu-rays now

>>81520152
Get out and see those historic Tudor buildings lad

>there may be a day when I forget how much I love choons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmG9sWo5Tw0

>>81520543
That is genuinely heartbreaking is it not. We've sold out our country and its history.

>>81520543
Genuinely not a bad idea lad, beats sitting at home ey?

>>81520550
I have a nice home with AC. Fuck going out

Greg Austin, 21, admitted failing to protect a black and white male cat named Bobbin from pain, suffering, injury or disease by failing to adequately treat his flea infestation between December 3 last year and January 1 this year in Belgrave Crescent, Banbury. Given a 12-month conditional discharge and told to pay a 15 pound victims' surcharge and 250 pound costs.

Need to tell my crackhead mate, that if I do end up with alzheimers, he's going to have to give me some pregabs.
You know what, if I get the chance to try a pregab for the first time again, maybe life ain't too fucken bad.

>>81520562
>told to pay a 15 pound victims' surcharge
How's the cat meant to spend it?

>>81520561
Yeah lad but I won't be on my deathbed wishing I'd stayed in my nice home with the AC on more will I ey? I wanna see stuff I've never seen before and go to events and concerts and shit

>>81520574
Well if I'm on me deathbed then at least I won't have time to regret it for long

>>81520580
I mean metaphorically-like lad, I might also regret it when I'm an old fart or summin

Would it be like experiencing all the things you love again for the first time?
That would be great, but, what if nuyou doesn't like it?

Wake up and think, nah I don't want to listen to music?
Would sir like to play vidya today? Oh, you don't?
Fuck that.
Back to the bridge lads, LET'S FUCKEN GO!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3l7fgvrEKM

>>81520574
already regretted all my life so far, so nowt will have changed by then

>*beep* *beep*
>I wish... I wish I-I saw more vape shops and "Turkish" barbers...
>*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

>>81520562
This is the only reason I dislike Shippy. No need for animal cruelty.

>CAPTCHA: TWAA7

having alzheirmers won't get me a gf

>>81520593
>>I wish... I wish I-I saw more vape shops and "Turkish" barbers...
WHY THE FUCK DO I KEEP SEEING THEM
HOW DID THEY COME TO MY LITTLE RINKY DINK COUNTRY TOWN EN MASSE

Bobbin would be 12 now. It not rite.

>>81520586
Don't care what old men think
I'll do as I please

>>81520590
Never too late to change lid.
>>81520593
Top kek. Obviously I want see more than vape shops and Turkish barbers lad
>>81520602
Did you even read my post lad?

>>81520519
Perhaps. Depends on the area of the care home. Hopefully you'll get some Polish bird with big tits.
>>81520537
Well being a NEET doesn't mean you can't leave the house and do shopping and that. The person on Reddit said that their brother literally hasn't left the house in 4 years which I couldn't even fathom.
>>81520543
Jesus fucking Christ.
>>81520574
Heading back to the Eindhoven Metal Meet again this year, me.

>>81520608
been too late for a while and im loaded with excuses
frankly i had just sorted my life out when covid hit almost the exact moment i started to feel sorted out and happy about it and that's been a weird mental block since

Justice for Benji and Bobbin

>>81520608
Maybe I just can't relate, got no regrets me.
Every minute spent wanking my cock in front of my PC is better than any holiday I've been on.
Just a load of buildings innit.

>>81520615
>the Eindhoven Metal Meet
as a mealfag thats a stacked lineup with some fucking weird outliers

>>81520608
>Top kek. Obviously I want see more than vape shops and Turkish barbers lad
You'll want to look further afield then.

How is SSM going to afford to pay Benji's victim surcharge?

>>81520622
Yeah lineup is decent this year. Excited to see Sinister, Hypocrisy and Gorgoroth. No doubt will be turned to some new cool bands like last year. Think my highlight last year was Dark Funeral.

>>81520642
I was more looking at Furia and Absu for sure. And Oceans and Happy Days both feel way out of place in comparison to the other bands.

>>81520616
I promise it's never too late lad. You don't even have to be stable to live a good life.
>>81520619
Yeah but you could wank your cock in new places, that sounds fun right?

>>81520634
Dunno lad, there's still a few nice spots. And there are always events like concerts or whatever going on

Living with a hidden disability fish odour syndrome (TMAU)

>>81520648
i think id need a fundamental attitude shift or a lobotomy to work out the 30 odd years of just negative mental state mate
not even got all the excuses other loads have but my life is just unfulfilling but chill and thats the best ive managed and ever will