It's true that women, despite pretending to be "politically liberal" want guys who are perceived as protectors even if they don't agree with them. That's why military people are constantly getting laid.

Don't believe me? Go check any military base near you.

Not dying for Israel shill

>>81523764 (OP)

im not falling for the psyop, buddy

>>81523804
not op but if you aren't willing to die for israel (our ally) then you shouldn't reap the benefits either

lol why the fuck shill war stuff on /r9k/ of all places?

I'll never understand why this board is considered /pol/ adjacent, and it's one of the big reasons this board is in a bad way

>>81523764 (OP)
I lived on a military bade for a couple years and it was rife with women cheating on their men.

>>81523764 (OP)
Feds must be desperate if they are coming here trying to find recruits. Jesus christ guys, you would be better off going on roblox and grooming some kids before they even hit puberty.

>>81523764 (OP)
I can confirm and I also got a 40k bonus in picrel

>>81523764 (OP)
Not even the military could save 4chan users.

>>81523886
>>81523764 (OP)
it's the mossad, they have ai everywhere. YES, even in ROBLOX. i saw it the other day

>>81523764 (OP)
i've been considering it
i have nothing to live for anyway
should i do it?

>>81523764 (OP)
What's you friends name then, fed?

do it don't let the /pol/fags stop you

>>81523906
Shills working overtime to get more ZOGbots for the meat grinder

>>81524863
But it isn't going to work here. You might catch some retard on /pol/ but not most of them, yet on /r9k/ you're not going to catch anyone, especially not trying to appeal to masculinity or appeal for women

We need to actually go after recruiters and their families. Never let them sleep

>>81523764 (OP)
CIA post made just in time to get us to die for the kikes. Shut it nigger.

>>81523764 (OP)
I just came into this thread to check that everybody knew it was a glowie jew psyop and I was not disappointed. It won't be like Iraq and Afghanistan for my generation the Zoomers have the internet now to know the grift.

>>81523764 (OP)
>This thread again
Recruiters deserve to be front of the line.

>>81523906
>/r9k/ is /pol/ now
>/biz/ is /r9k/
>/k/ is /reddit/
>/bant/ is /trash/
What is the point of having any of these boards any more?

>>81525306
To clarify, I don't mean a lunch line or anything like that. I meant into combat, of course. Fucking scrawny scumbag lying piece of shit ZOG sellout faggot fucks deserve to blow their brains out, if not have someone do it for them.

>>81523906
>lol why the fuck shill war stuff on /r9k/ of all places?
Because they know this place is full of lonely, mentally ill losers who can be easily manipulated. They have no morals and don't give a shit about anons, they're only after money. If an anon kills himself or dies, it's not their concern. Also I believe they goyvernment considers all of 4chan as a potential domestic threat, rather than just boards like /pol/ and /k/. /r9k/ is probably targeted due to anons that praised Elliot Rodger, the Colombine and Virginia Tech massacres, etc. which is why they probably contributed to the flood of tranny faggot shit for the last decade to kill off the board.

>>81523922
>$40,000
That's it? MFer I got 120,000$ signing bonus.
>Inb4 you died for Israel
Never went to war lol. Because nothing ever happens.

>>81525468
really?
you just signed up and you got 120k?
that kind of money would change my life.
can anyone get it or is it only some qualified people?
i dropped out of high school and don't really know shit but i'm willing to sign up because i have nothing going for me lol no friends no school no hope
i don't even care if i die
do you recommend doing it?
and is being autistic going to be an issue?

>>81523764 (OP)
This is a bad omen holy fuck. 2003 here we come

>>81523764 (OP)
Is it true that if I enlist I can choose where I'll be deployed? I would love to get stationed at a base in Japan or the Phillipines! I've always wanted to travel and I would love to get to do that for free!
(And really I'd actually be getting paid for it!)

eglin air force base is not sending their brightest

Excuse me samefag recruiter-kun, I have two questions. The Army is for gay faggot queers, and will I be disqualified from enlisting if I were to say that Israel tongues my anus?

>>81525916
If he's not lying you wouldn't be able to get his job

>>81526025
wdym? so its only for some jobs in the army?

>>81523764 (OP)
Haha I will outlive him and not get crippled, thats a bigger W than getting pussy

IM RECROOOOOOTINNNNGG

>>81526025
well i guess theres no hope for me afterall lol

fuck i felt so hopefull because atleast it was a 50/50 my life could get better either i die or i get 120k which could make my life worth living but i guess i will be an autistic incel loser for the rest of my fucking life anyway millitary or not money or not

Already did this.
Was in for 6 years and got out like 10 years ago
It's true, I got laid a lot. BUT:
>now an alcoholic
>now hate the government
>now hate women
thanks, Army :)

>>81526172
>>now an alcoholic
>>now hate the government
>>now hate women
>thanks, Army :)
why?
and is it true you get 120k singing bonus?
and is being autistic disqualifing?

>>81526183
>why?
only way to cope is drinking heavily
government waste is rampant and you just watch and participate
you see female incompetence and whoresmanship all over the place
>and is it true you get 120k singing bonus?
when I joined the max was 45k, I got 42k for being a linguist (I know Arabic now)
>and is being autistic disqualifing?
no, there were tons of autists in the Intel Corps
Some even made Sergeant (they just auto ranked up, never went to a board)

>>81526205
that sounds dope af and like an upgrade to my retarded life
also one more question is dropping out of high school disqualifing?

>>81526228
Not if you have a GED

>>81526233
i don't well fuck my life

>>81526263
Well if the recrooters are really hurting for bodies, they have a saying
>there's a waiver for everything

But I think they aren't right now so just get one retard

>>81526228
>that sounds dope af
Also I feel like I should jump in and say it's really not
>treated like a retarded child no matter what your age/rank is
>your "teammates" are looking to screw you over at any point so you better keep your image squeaky clean
>getting shuffled around everywhere to wait for 6 hours aka "hurry up and wait"
>"mandatory fun"
>if you live in the barracks, your boss can basically come to your house whenever he wants, just to fuck with you under the guise of an inspection
which leads me into my final point
>if you have ONE bad superior (or he just doesn't like you for some reason), he can ruin your career for fun, doesn't actually need a reason

>>81526350
doesnt sound much different from my life right now
at least girls wouldn't treat me the way they do and i'd get money

>>81526371
Yeah, that part is okay, I guess. With a lot of your bills covered, the relatively low pay of a Private is mostly all yours.
That's where you get the meme of the PV2 with a super high interest loan on a Mustang or Camaro, because they have nothing to do with all their money

>>81526394
they pay your bills? what about food?
and yeah at least i'd be worthy of some love or respect even if it means i have to die for some fucking kikes to get it because i have nothing else to offer

>>81523764 (OP)
its blatantly obvious if you look at any type of dating trends
lib men and male feminists are always the loneliest types and always fit the beta stereotype

most women who are valuable almost exclusively are with masculine provider and protector type men

>>81526420
>they pay your bills?
you don't pay rent or utilities
you don't pay medical or dental
the deductions on your paycheck are like 401k and tax
>what about food?
the DFAC (dining facility) is always available to you and it's free, the only drawback is you have to physically go there and they have certain hours
most people just order pizza to their barracks room or other fast food

>>81523764 (OP)
>go and die for israel goyim thread #1488

I love how the kikes have switched from tranny pyops to military propganda lmao

>>81523764 (OP)
'Yes, the soldier pays the greater part of the bill. His family pays too. They pay it in the same heart-break that he does. As he suffers, they suffer. At nights, as he lay in the trenches and watched shrapnel burst about him, they lay home in their beds and tossed sleeplessly -- his father, his mother, his wife, his sisters, his brothers, his sons, and his daughters.

When he returned home minus an eye, or minus a leg or with his mind broken, they suffered too -- as much as and even sometimes more than he. Yes, and they, too, contributed their dollars to the profits of the munitions makers and bankers and shipbuilders and the manufacturers and the speculators made.'

Fuck you kike shills