Femoids, why haven't you gotten yourself a bouy who can eat you out so you don't have to masturbate alone anymore?

>>81525417 (OP)
Because then I'd have to regularly shave. And I'd have to fall in love before that, so it's overall too much effort

>>81525442
>tfw no unshaven foid gf

>>81525417 (OP)
because masturbating is more comfortable

>>81525417 (OP)
god i wish i could be a femanons pleasure slave

>>81525462
But you could have the same experience except less effort because a moid does it for you. Much more simple

>>81525486
no, it wouldn't be the same experience because only i do it properly

also i don't want to be naked in front of anyone

>>81525417 (OP)
I want to get raped instead.

>>81525417 (OP)
Femoids I'm better I'm a fembot With a vagina

>>81525486
Gah she's so fucking cute

>>81525586
Femboy I should have corrected damn it the autocorrect

>>81525572
Rape is illegal baka

>>81525586
What are you trying to say?

>>81525598
That I need a girlfriend more than you

>>81525417 (OP)
I'm afraid that I would fart on him.

>>81525676
It's just air, who cares?

>>81525442
I'll take the bait
You are fucking wrong
You will be forbidden from shaving
Usually if a guy is heterosexual enough to enjoy eating pussy he will also want bush

i just want a nice moid i dont want sex... is that so much to ask for :(

>>81526714
can you bake cookies

>>81526714
are you a nice foid

I don't want my boyfriend to do that. Oral sex is disgusting.

>>81525442
>Because then I'd have to regularly shave.

You are disgusting

>>81525586
>>81525593
No fembot is taking my offer?

>>81526714
No sex ever? IS that even how relationships work.

>>81526736
Why is it disgusting, do it not feel good

>>81526727
yes. not in a long time, though. but if i had a bf i would bake sweet treats and tasty meals for him.

>>81526733
well, i try to be.

>>81526821
eh, id prefer sex after marriage. i guess. i know thats unrealistic... i thought maybe i could settle for a moid who waits 1-2 years..... :( but i hate that also. i wish i could know whod id stay with forever and only give myself to him. makes me so depressed and only strengthens my celibacy when i think of breaking up with someone after theyve seen me like that.

>>81526864
That's the important part!
I hope it works out. You sound very sweet. I'm a moid who wants to wait for marriage, but I've never been in a relationship before so maybe if I was in one I would start getting frustrated and impatient. Hard to say. But we are out there

>>81526853
you meet all of my standards

>>81526936
welll, im not ignorant. i know its harder for men. and me having aspergers may contribute to my lack of a sex drive. I try not to hold their biology against them.... i guess it makes it all the sweeter when i hear about moids who also want to wait. i hope you find a sweet girl who loves you nonnie. thank you. its good to remember men who arent sex crazed in practise do exist.

>>81526714
You're looking for a gay bestie

>>81526993
I'm autistic as well but that probably isn't surprising
Do you have any special interests?

>>81527042
i like autistic men. maybe strange, but i really like schizophrenic men too. hmm. i like history, i like science fiction both written and on the screen...i like taxidermy... art and reading.i dont particularly have a specific special interest at the moment. how about you?

>>81527101
>taxidermy
That's pretty interesting. I've been reading a lot about ancient egypt lately, I guess mummies are a kind of taxidermy but I'd like to know what you like about that!
>science fiction
I recently started watching Gundam but I'm not super versed in sci-fi (for example I've never watched Star Trek)
I haven't really had the time to be as obsessed with any "special interest" lately because I'm busier, but recently when Deltarune chapter 3 and 4 came out I pulled an all-nighter playing through them and I've been posting in every /v/ thread since lol

>>81527256
well, i like taxidermy, but i can mostly only get my hands on skulls. my favourites are my seal and badger gifted to me through a family friend. i really should read more in depth about ancient egypt!
star trek is really good, nonnie. but ive only watched TOS. ive grown attatched to the actors
(and i had a huge crush on nimoy when i was younger : ) ) so its weird to watch the other ones... i like TNG mostly for data... i relate to him alot. i liked undertale a lot when i was younger... i think i put a virus on a school computar trying to download it once lol. i should really get around to playing deltarune!

>>81527355
The mental image of a super cute girl with a bunch of skulls in her room is really awesome.
Maybe we could watch TNG together one day?
Also, do you like anime and manga too?

>>81527631
hmm well bad to admit but im a bit of a tourist. my favourite manga is the caterpillar by Maruo Suehiro. i mostly liked anime as a preteen/ young teen and liked bananafish, girls last tour and bludgeoning angel dokuro-chan.i reallyyyy like junji ito and Maruo Suehiro...
ive always dreamed of watching TOS with a cute moid... maybe TNG would be just as nice : )

>>81527688
That's good taste, also TOS would be way better if that's what you want to do, I just assumed that it was like a higher level of commitment somehow (my autistic reasoning)

>>81527740
getting a higher appreciation of TNG through nice watchings with a moid.. i get it! also thank you... i should watch and read more.

>>81527845
Well I've always dreamed of watching sol anime with a girl too so maybe we can make each others dream come true?
If you want a rec I like Aria (it's kind of sci-fi but it also isn't really very sci-fi)
Anyways what I'm trying to say is maybe I could be your moid

>>81525417 (OP)
I've got a fwb already and he really likes to eat me out, I do kind of want to start dating him legit though
>>81525446
I don't shave anon

>>81528191
Why can't you make him your bf? It can't be that hard.

>>81528261
probably wouldn't be, I didn't say it would be hard, but I just ring him up like twice a week and he rearranges my guts, my brother knows whats up, so I dunno if we'll start dating

>>81525417 (OP)
normalfag board tourist here
I love eating pussy and ass
last night I walked up to my wife while she was standing at the kitchen counter and pulled down her panties and started eating her ass and pussy right there
she eventually went up on the balls kf her feet and bent over the counter a bit so I could get a better angle
while doing this I was kneeling and stroking my cock
we eventually went to the bedroom and finished what we started

>>81525417 (OP)
Sex is for marriage only, and you're a degenerate.

>>81525417 (OP)
my gf's discharge tastes weird so i hate eating her out. then again she's the only girl i've ever been with so idk if its supposed to taste unpleasant but i just cannot stand it. literally have to hold my breath otherwise i end up gagging if i breathe in the pussy air.

imagine a world where its impossible to cum from masturbation so all the girl coomers must find some sweet and submissive boy who will happily kneel before them every morning to have his face fucked to satisfaction