I swear to god, my laconic disregard for my extroverted coworkers is slowly turning into visceral hatred every single day.

>>81527872 (OP)
work is stupid and i pray AI abolishes all work

>>81527872 (OP)
If you aren't disabled/autistic enough to get NEETbux you unironically do not belong here.

>>>/b/

>>81527911
But then, how will we get paid?

>>81527926
But that place is so boring and repetitive now.

I subscribe to the notion that, while having provoked notable successes and progress over the years, the A-type personality regardless should be treated as a malady of the mind. A sick behavioral disturbance, A-Types are the catalyst for all that's gone wrong since the dawn of mankind. Instead of being given high seats of control, most should be strictly prohibited from interacting socially without a handler, similar to what low-functioning autistic or drooling retardeds do. The seriously perturbed, the narcissist a-type personality, should be chemically castrated and have their tongues removed. But that's just me. My boss is a fucking dick.

>do your job and leave
>they get mad

>normies who start drama, backstab, hierarchies, gossip, performative nonsense
>they fit so well in our culture!

I hate neurotypicals so much

>>81527990
No, no I agree. We have some Boomers and loquacious Gen-X'ers at my job who need to be on a leash.

>>81528006
Same! Glad to see I'm not entirely alone.

>>81527934
>But then, how will we get paid?
the AI generates value

They're awesome, you will be grateful when they finally get you out of your retarded shell you want to call introversion

>>81528006
All work is a popularity contest. Hell all of life is about how impressive you can be to your future judeo capitalist overlords

>>81528097
>retarded shell
Listening to what about and how they speak, my shell is MIT by comparison.

>>81528006
Wait is this why all my coworkers hated me?
What the fuck else was I supposed to do? Hang around when I wasn't rostered to work? Make drama and bullshit for everyone?
Cunt if being social with the other people that work there is part of the job, put that shit on the fucking paperwork.

>>81527872 (OP)
>meet literally all of these criteria
>my coworkers are all still nice to me
huh

>>81527872 (OP)
I wish I was exactly like rgis no kidding

>>81529439
At my old job everyone used to show up like 15 minutes before work started and sit and drink coffee and talk.
My boss told me that even though I dont drink coffee I should still sit there and talk before work.
Normies are psychpaths, neets are heroes.
There's no winning with these people

>>81527872 (OP)
>stressing about work when you're not at work
Have you considered quitting and getting a life?

>>81527872 (OP)
>>81527911
>>81527934
>>81527990
>>81528006
>>81528063

lads im scared, ive seen this exact thread and these posts before, maybe a month or so ago what the fuck is going on im really serious, opened the thread and got hit with extreme dejavu, what the fuck

>>81530543
Im actually amazed how everywhere in the west it is like this.
Its the same here in Sweden

I do think it is not like that if you are a genuine big company like Microsoft for example.
But then your "work group" becomes your "real job" and inside that bubble it still might be the same even though you are in a big office where many different parts are "being produced".
So you maybe cant just "be" anywhere, you always have to join the META, join the club, be a friend but not too friendly (you fucking creep).
Be close but not too close (you weirdo)
Be yourself (not like that).

Its the same story everywhere.
So tiring.

>>81527872 (OP)
thats me when i was at uni
and probably me when i get a job

>>81530543
something similar happened to me but I went with it and tried to socialize and everyone was so weirded/creeped out by me they stopped meeting up all together because I'd always show up and if they ever tried to go somewhere else I followed them
I don't know what it is that I do that makes them uncomfortable but I enjoy making them mentally fatigued and weirded out

>>81531422
you are almost out of the matrix anon, keep going

>>81531422
this site aint what it used to be

>>81531512
Even large organizations have gay team building bullshit like games as if you're in fucking middle school

>>81527872 (OP)
I'm a type-A personality but I don't bother chatting with my coworkers because they are all fat and lazy and we have nothing in common. Typical conversation:

>So what did you do this weekend?
>nothing... slept and watched tv
>oh... sleeping is cool
>I hiked to a waterfall and explored a cave
>The weather is nice. Do you ever go outside?
>nope.
>Do you have any hobbies?
>I like to eat.
>So you like to cook?
>nope. I use uber eats.
*go back to playing on my phone