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Anonymous No.81528048 [Report] >>81528105
link the thread from a few days ago where the op pic is a reddit post of a guy talking about how he lost his virginity to his girl after 3years of being together and now they dont want to leave the house
Anonymous No.81528082 [Report] >>81528197 >>81529208
nvm i found it
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81500952/
fuck you r9k this post lives rent free in me and it pisses me off
Anonymous No.81528105 [Report] >>81528160 >>81529136
>>81528048 (OP)
I could post that link, but I won't. That was a shitty thread and the reddit post was some retarded fantasy written by a clueless virgin. Come to think of it, the person who wrote that reddit post was SO unaware of how human relationships work that I now suspect it was AI slop written by chat gtp based on some virgin prompting it with "romantic sex story" and other drivel.
Anonymous No.81528160 [Report] >>81528266
>>81528105
cope its romeo and juliet
two hikikomoris hooking up
Anonymous No.81528197 [Report] >>81528213
>>81528082
>pisses me off
Why exactly?
Anonymous No.81528213 [Report]
>>81528197
because its my ideal relationship where a girl just cuddles and hangs out with me all day but ill never get it cause im short and ugly, if only i was at least htn
Anonymous No.81528266 [Report] >>81528280
>>81528160
>My girlfriend and I just lost our virginities, and it seems to have had a strange effect on us.
>We've been living together for 3 years (22M/22F), and decided to finally do the deed last Saturday.
Okay if you can't tell what's wrong with that story you are either mentally retarded or a space alien.
The redditfag who wrote it claims that he and his "girlfriend" have been living together for THREE FUCKING YEARS and suddenly out of the blue they decide to "do the deed". They supposedly lived together since they were both NINETEEN YEARS OLD, and up until last Saturday it never occurred to them to have sex.

So what are you? Retard? Alien? Chatbot? Some strange mix of all three?
Anonymous No.81528280 [Report] >>81528560
>>81528266
it happens retard there are outliers, some people wait a long time
stop being autistic
Anonymous No.81528560 [Report] >>81528648
>>81528280
>I really am a retarded alien chatbot
Thanks anon, some things are so retarded they inspire me to create art.
Anonymous No.81528648 [Report] >>81528685
>>81528560
>shitscribbler randomly injecting his seething hated of ai into every conversation
time to get a real job kiddo
Anonymous No.81528685 [Report]
>>81528648
lol, stay butthurt
Anonymous No.81529136 [Report] >>81529177
>>81528105
What is so unrealistic? I've had similar experiences with a few gf.
Anonymous No.81529177 [Report]
>>81529136
>I've had similar experiences with a few gf.
No you haven't
Anonymous No.81529208 [Report]
>>81528082
A sea monkey like me will never have this