Thread 81533495

Femcels would you let a virgin pay you $100 to fug you?
I'm don't care at this point

>>81533495 (OP)
>$100
ahahhahaahaha this broke ahh zoomer

>>81533495 (OP)
no but you can for free if you marry me and if youre a virgin too

>>81533534
What's the minimum then?
>>81533640
Don't give me hope

>>81533819
not giving you hope im just talking you dont want someone like me

>>81533495 (OP)
i dont know where you live but 100 dollars is very good money here that absolutely no man would pay to fuck my virgin pussy because i am too ugly so if you were willing to do this for real i would of course say yes

>>81533495 (OP)
$300 for an hour is standard although that's mostly escorts. I haven't given them a try but i'll report back when im 26 or 27

>>81533850
>you dont want someone like me
Being fat is really the only thing I can't accept
>>81533860
Well I live in the bible belt

>>81533495 (OP)
You sound young. Dont do this, you can do better than paying random girls on the internet to have sex with you. Im sure you will find a girl who will do it for free at some point. If you are under like 30/35 dont resort to this stuff yet. Keep your head up. Its not over

>>81533883
Nah man as soon as my mom has a nice place to stay and my brother has a job i'm spending 10% of my savings on escorts.
Its nice that you believe in guys like us! even though such faith is misplaced

>>81533875
>$300 for an hour
A lot but I could save up for that
>>81533883
>You sound young
I am 24 years young
>>81533919
I might save up for nevada

I'd loving take your virginity for free but fair warning I am a non-passing troon.

>>81533919
>guys like us
Meaning what exactly?
Like I said, you sound too young to be saying this stuff, though I could be wrong idk.
All I know is that its probably not as bad as you think, and there are other options than paying for sex, which will ultimately make the experience meaningless. I cant exactly speak from experience here but just based on what Ive heard sex without emotional connection is pretty mid. Dont let that be your first time.
If you cant find anyone where you live, travel and see if you have better chances some place else. Sometimes it isnt you, but your environment. That worked for me.
Your money would be much better invested in that than an escort.

>>81533979
>Sometimes it isnt you, but your environment
This literally doesn't help at all :/
Yeah so I'm surrounded by rural hicks, now what?

>>81533495 (OP)
Why would you want to give money to a fat ugly bitch

>>81534012
Go somewhere where you arent surrounded by rural hicks but people who are more like you and try your luck there. It worked for me at least. Save money up for that instead of escorts.
And before anyone starts screaming
>passport bro
Sybau

>>81534091
I have deeper issues, I tried to go to community college but then I wasted all my time trying to socialize on vidya games then i failed my classes
at this point im honestly content to just not be a virgin anymore

>>81533969
Brother, its over if i gotta do that respectfully i'll stick with the escorts lol.
>>81533931
Yeah i can afford it now but all my expenses are geared towards taking care of myself(hygiene,hair/skincare etc), moving and family care since i've been forced to bankroll my family since 18 years old. Right now i'm just going to try and help them be self sufficient and then abandon them to live my own life and maybe have sex with prozzies every now and then. Nevadas too hot maybe Missouri?
>>81533979
I'm 24 but i've been hearing the all the copes before, you're too young, you need connection, it's not as bad as you think.
Brother it's worse lol, and i've been "too young" for 6 years i need some pussy nigga i'm going to be past the point of relationships when im 26 or 27 i promise it doesn't even seem worth it.
The last cope i'm going to try is changing my environment if that doesnt work im escortmaxxing breh

>>81534124
>>81534137
Okay well I guess Im not yalls mom so you go do whatever you think is best. All Im trying to say is that you should probably consider all other options first. Otherwise it might permanently fuck with the way you see yourselves.
But its up to you. Good luck either way.

Still to OP, if you really wanna pay someone to have sex probably pay an escort instead of offering random anonymous people on the internet money. That just doesnt seem like a super safe thing to do.

Be safe and good luck with everything

>>81534183
>Im not yalls mom
I'd hate to have a second mom the first one was a lot of work lol.
i already have a pretty warped perception of my self that just keeps moving between extreme highs and lows. What solitude does to a nigga i guess.
OP stick with prozzies if you pay for it man they are professionals at the very least

>>81534183
>>81534212
k thx
oddly wholesome for a thread about fucking whores

>>81533850
Hey, i am not the OP, but are you a virgin? Also, how old are you and are you antisocial? I am interested in marrying a femcel.

>>81533875
I would gladly pay double that to lose my virginity to an r9k posting girl
>>81534183
I would only want to do it with a femanon since I want my first time to be special. I think it would be a funny memory if it was especially awkward

>>81533883
Not OP but what if I'm in my 30s, at that point is it ok? I have plenty of money and nothing to spend it on and I'm desperately lonely.

>>81533495 (OP)
I don't need money, he can do it for free but he has to marry me if I get pregnant.

>>81536612
are you fat, femanon-kun?

>>81537568
>are you fat, femanon-kun?
Yes :(
(but also why -kun, I'm a girl)

crank that number up to $500 or more and you'll have yourself a deal. You're dealing with a complete loser adult virgin female that's skinny and only talks to one person, we're a rarity in this economy we don't come cheap

>>81538060
I'll take that deal
What state are you in?

>>81538077
That's a cop you retard

>>81538101
>he thinks cops are actually wasting their time trying to entrap random dudes with prostitution stings on 4chan
You dumb nigger, the only LEOs on here are trying to bait people into acts of domestic terrorism.

>>81538117
I dunno anon. I've ready articles about cops entrapping literal random mexican gardeners. I really wouldn't put it past them. If she's real then she should move to a country where it's legal and she can charge the market rate there. And accordingly, men should not patronize prostitutes here who overcharge for mediocre services and should support the economies of countries that allow it.

>>81538151
What is even the punishment for that? I think it's basically a fine

>>81538163
If you're a nobody, probably. But if you have a job with an organization that is large enough to merit an HR department, then you can say goodbye to it. I recall that one NFL coach that got absolutely fucked for visiting massage parlors in florida. The probability that you're a victim of a sting is probably really low, but not zero.

>>81533495 (OP)
that's like no money, but if you were cute I'd give you the virgin discount as long as I'm in charge of everything that happens.

>>81533495 (OP)
I'd offer $2000 but I know I'd just get scammed. Fucking hate the fact prostitution is illegal, if it were legal there wouldn't be a single problem.

>>81533495 (OP)
Pay me $2,000 a month and I'll be your GF. I'm 23yo,.5'2, 100 pounds, half Jap Half White Hapa.

>>81538203
Nah he still owns the Patriots and is still a billionaire

>>81538291
Fucking based, looks like justice prevailed.

>>81533495 (OP)
I'd offer $2,000 but I'm too low IQ and pathetic to avoid being scammed.
If I could just stop at some place to legally have a session with an escort, it wouldn't matter how at all much of a lazy stupid piece of shit I am. I could just stop there and the money would be all I needed.

>>81538306
Anon if you have 2k then just fucking fly somewhere where it's legal or accessible. It's extremely simple.

>>81538320
See, this is part of what frustrates me. You act as if it's easy for me to drive let alone travel to a different country by myself. I don't even have my drivers' license

>>81538338
1. Uber to airport
2. Fly to plate
3. Take train or walk to whore house
4. Fuck

It's stupid simple anon. Where are you coming from? What nationality women are you into? I will literally give you a step by step guide.

>>81538203
I mean you can just google asian massage parlors it seems like they are somewhat allowed to operate

>>81538352
I'm sorry but in what world is this simple to you? Travel shouldn't be necessary. I am not going to attempt that and get apprehended when my parents report me as missing

>>81538370
>get apprehended when my parents report me as missing
Anon for Christ's sake, what the fuck are you talking about? How old are you? This is not a normal fear for an adult male. If your parents won't allow an adult male to go on a one week vacation then you have bigger fish to fry (moving out).

>>81533882
>90% of the female population is the only thing I can't accept

>>81538363
It's a gray area and I'm sure frequency of stings and tolerance by police depends on the region/county/state/city in complex ways that the general public has no way of knowing. Like I said I'm sure the risk is extremely low but I really just don't want to fuck with that. No judgement if you do though, you'll probably be totally fine. I've already grown accustomed to only having sex once every year or two when I go on trips to countries where it's legal.

>>81538413
Well now you understand my problem, I'm a complete retard who hasn't made enough progress in life, yet I'm 24 already and time only goes by faster and faster. All I have is money but every other aspect of me is below the minimum

>>81537653
>>81536612
NTA but where are you located? Idc if you're fat. I'll raise our kid if it comes to it

>$100
That's insulting. Pre-inflation that was still insulting. That's streetwalker prices.

>>81538370
Boomers are such shitty parents it's unreal

femcels don't exist. how many times do i have to teach you this old man?

>>81538437
>All I have is money
I don't get it, why not move out then? Or, better yet, just tell your parent's you're going on a vacation? Why would they not be okay with that?

>>81538507
Oh you're right, I'll just ask my non-existent friend if I can use my non-existent license to drive my non-existent car. Or use Uber to drop myself off in the middle of nowhere and somehow figure out how to get laid in another country, encountering no issues at all.
Just let me be miserable. Nothing can possibly help besides a random chick taking pity on me and saying that she'd come to me, but I'm not counting on that.

>>81538507
Oh you're right, I'll just ask my non-existent friend if I can use my non-existent license to drive my non-existent car to come and move in with them. Or use Uber to drop myself off in the middle of nowhere and somehow figure out how to get laid in another country, encountering no issues at all.
Just let me be miserable. Nothing can possibly help besides a random chick taking pity on me and saying that she'd come to me, but I'm not counting on that.

>>81538543
I would unironically love to be an rich NEET anon's batman(not to be confused with Batman).
Almost like alfred or something. I would drive them places and be their body guard, dogshit therapist and maybe even drive them to get paid sex from a hooker.

>>81538463
>NTA but where are you located?
I'm in Canada.

>>81533495 (OP)
>femcels
that doesn't exist

>>81538573
If you mean me, don't worry, it's not like I get to live the life of an aristocrat. My father is a stupid stoner who I wish I could beat up, and I have to rely on my mother for everything who is also weighed down by my mentally ill brother, her mentally ill mother, and my father being incompetent. Sigh, I don't mean to derail the thread talking about my misery but people actually seem to think my problems are easy to solve when I vent a bit. I apologize

>>81538548
>Or use Uber to drop myself off in the middle of nowhere
Or use it to take you to the airport? Like I don't know what to tell you anon it sounds like you don't even want to leave. Your parents really failed you. You're 24 though, you really should try growing up at some point. Things are only gonna get worse the longer you delay it.

>>81538595
Don't feel bad dude, i trauma dump on here whenever the feeling arises lol
I didn't really mean you specifically i guess in general because i don't really do shit with my life despite being "successful" or whatever i would rather just assist someone as their butler and maybe shoot someone who tries to rob their house every once in a while

>>81538077
not an amerimutt unfortunately sorry

>>81538687
Leaf? I'm actually Canadian but I figured statistically you were probably American and thought I'd see if you were from one of the nearby border states.

>>81538811
No, a eurofag sorry. Oh well better luck next time

Le OP is back, I thought thread died
>>81538235
I'm a manlet so I don't think any girl would call me cute
>>81538253
I only make 900 a month .~.

>>81538253
IRL? Orig

only partially related to the thread, but ive been considering trying to sell my...mouth...i guess. i honestly just want to try sucking a dick, but just offering seems a bit weird. hiding behind the guise of "i need the money" seems doable. i could pretend like any reservations and changing my mind is because i DONT want to suck a dick and its the incentive of money thats making me do it, when really i just want to know and dont want to seem too weird about it.

>>81539539
i hate myself so much......
what's your price?

>>81539539
Lol cute you can try me first but oy if you let me eat u out

>>81539543
>>81539548
should probably clarify im a dude. hence the "only partially related".

hundred bucks. only because 20 bucks sounds lame, like the meme, "20 bucks is 20 bucks", and who the fuck carries a 50 around anymore? if i dont hate myself afterwords, we can use the money to get a case and just hang out, watch some movies or something. on the rare chance i actually enjoy it (i dont think i will), i might do it again for free. maybe. most likely i get halfway through and tap out.

>>81539656
Miss me with that fag shit then

>>>81538117
>mexican gardeners
added to the list

>>81539543
>if i dont hate myself afterwords
joke's on the buyer, you hated yourself from the start

>>81539726
hey, i warned ya. vaguely. not really.

>>81539656
lol, i wouldn't want my dick sucked by a dude sorry.
i think if you don't think you would like it then you shouldn't idk thats just me.
Also a only a hundred damn dude.....

>>81539869
its not about the money! i refuse to beleive that girls enjoy or like sucking dick. i dont think its a thing. but i also cant convince myself that theres nothing to it without trying it myself. yes, this is stupid, makes no sense. i didnt come up with this shit overnight, its been living in my head for years now, and this is the best i can narrow it down to. need to know. dont know why.

>>81539939
best I can do is 7 dollars and some change

>>81539956
thats fine. have you showered. are you cut or uncut. size. curve.

>>81539869
Dudes give the best head. I've never cum purely from a foid bj, but the few times I've let a dude suck me off, they got some secret technique that makes me bus. You don't know what you're missing.

>>81539656
God dammit I'm not even gay but that gave me a semi

>>81539956
Best I can do is about tree fiddy.

>>81539963
unshowered, uncut, about 1.5mm of smeg, 7 inches, up
... and I'm taking all the risk here

>>81539977
what, the doujin? its pretty great.
https://nhentai.net/g/290794/
its pretty good. the artist nailed the "first glance, its a girl, second glance...its....maybe not". the dark hair under the wig, the fake out mole. good shit. no homo.

>>81540012
No, your post. Just the idea of casually taking my cock out and being like "alright bro here you go" and then getting it all slobbery and then you just being like "yeah I dunno this is kind of weird." And then having some beers after like nothing happened. It's so supremely odd, but erotic.

I'll be checking out that doujin though thanks.

>>81539989
how. how are you taking the risk.
hell, im weirdly into vomiting on cock porn, so you being disgusting just feeds into a mental fetish id never practice irl.

well...ive gone that low before. once i drank two bottles of robitussin dxm polisterix and vomited it up onto a 44 gallon plastic bin lid i had under the desk...and....scraped it back up and ate my own vomit?

thats partially why im even entertaining this idea. like, sucking dick? faggit shit, fucking gay. but...ive also eaten my own vomit off a plastic bin lid. is it really that much of a jump at this point?

unrelated image. this artist does amazing weird torture stuff.

>>81533495 (OP)
i dont know how much i'd personally go for but i certainly wouldnt do so for 100 dollars

>>81540021
reverse psychology 101, anon...

>>81540043
whose doing it. am i reverse pysching you, me, them, her, him, it. explain.

Are they getting paid so low because of their lack of experience, compared to professional prostitutes who are getting paid more because they're better at it?

Virgin prostitute paradox. Do you pay less for a virgin prostitute because of her lack of experience (eg. Being worse at sex) or do you pay more for a virgin because of the novelty?

>>81540053
think, anon, don't just talk.

>>81533495 (OP)
If you live in the west, you'd need to pay a woman way more than $100 to fuck a virgin guy. You underestimate two things: how unwilling the average woman is to have sex for money, and how disgusting male sexual inexperience is seen as by women.

>81540072
this guy has an Edlin accent

>>81540064
i dont get it at all ye yonder no longer a mutable post

>>81540072
ive literally watched a female suck a dick to stop some fucking retard from pestering her for a blowjob at a rave. just to make him go the fuck away.

I'm a doctor, I'll give a fembot a house and let her NEET forever if she marries me and doesn't divorce or cheat on me.

literally the only reason im a virgin today is just literally i didnt push. wasn't forceful. she said ow, stop! i stopped. dont do it. dont force your way in it. thats not nice. but your gonna have to live with being the guy who did the thing

>>81540064
really tho what did he mean by this post

>>81540414
>doesn't divorce or cheat on me.
I am only writing text because the faggy robot made me, but pic rel speaks for itself.

>>81540603
>im a doctor
is vaginmus a real thing. is a real fucking thing or have i just got memed on so fucking hard. IS THIS A THING

>>81538924
Bong? Actually, it doesn't matter, I'll fly out to fuck you.

>>81540662
It's real, but it's easy to treat.

You might just have to get creative with your treatment approach (m i d a z o l a m).

>>81540687
doesnt matter, i broke up with her and she was pregnent like 90 days later. some other guy figured out how to get pass the blockage, i guess.

so what id miss

>>81533495 (OP)
nope im a virgin too and $100 is not worth my virginity

From what I've seen 100 is not enough, well then what is a good price then?

>>81533640
Im a virgin too, we would get married right now. Everyone knows that you get to know each other after you get married anyway

>>81541148
probably something you cant afford

>>81542549
anotherthing above 1k I cant afford
although by that point I would just get a plane and get a whore from SE asia

>>81533495 (OP)
You're a kid, stop being retarded.

>>81541779
Based combined marriage jeet grindset.

Can't believe there's actual women entertaining this, or even trannies.

>>81543638
Theres a lot of black ugly femcels here actually

>>81540603
If you entered just a bit you're not a virgin

>>81543662
I should probably say hi in case I find one of my exes here, damn.

>>81533860
>>81536612
>>81538253
hey, you got a discord tag? i'm asking very seriously.

>>81543872
I always find if pathetic when some simp comes begging for discords

>>81543967
>I always find it pathetic when people are pathetic
Wise words fag

just go to a Asian coffee or massage spot for that. I just came back from a coffee place just toss them a five or ten when they come around and they will dance all over you. I never been to a massage place but I know a guy that knows all of the spot in the area. massage spots arent my cup of tea.

>>81543724
i literally didnt get any depth. tongue or finger, either. hey that ryhmed. depth tongue, finger, either. heh.