Thread 81536434

i just told my boyfriend i want to smell his boxers cuz i thought it was cute and he called me fucking disgusting and told me to NEVER SAY THAT AGAIN what the fuck???
is there something fucking wrong with me? why did i think he would be okay with this.. what?? the?? fuck??
WHY DID I SAY THAT NOW HE THINKS IM SOME DEGENERATE DISGUSTING FREAK WHICH IS TRUE BUT WTF I FEEL ASHAMED

>>81536434 (OP)
I was just folding clothes and wondering if there is a market for men's worn underwear. IDC if I have to sell to fags. I just need to get paid

>>81536434 (OP)
He's an ungrateful faggot. I'd do anything for a gf who wants to smell my underpants.

>>81536434 (OP)
If I were your boyfriend in this situation I would also call you gross, but I would ask you why you can't just get all the whiffs you want when you're doing the laundry and keep me in the dark about your private, mostly harmless perversions.

Guys, if she doesn't want my underwear stuffed into her mouth and pussy did she ever even love me??

>>81536434 (OP)
fuck what he thinks you should steal it, wear it to bed and peg him

>>81536521
i am not into male humiliation or pegging or anything like that. i just want to huff his boxers til im high cuz im a sick fuck but now he thinks im weird and disgusting. proves my fucking autism cuz i thought this was a normal event.

Analyze this statement. I asked a girl I know if she would clean my apt. She did but did it unannounced one day when I was at work. Days later we were hanging out and I was doing laundry and I pulled a handful of clothes out of the dryer and asked if they smelled like diesel. I accidentally shoved my underwear in her face. Then she says "those underwear were laying on your floor when I cleaned".

>>81536434 (OP)
He doesnt want you discovering the hidden treasure all men harbor

>>81536533
she knew by the smell shes literally me argh

HE HASNT ANSWERED ME IN 4 FUCKING MINUTES AFTER CALLING ME A DISGUSTING FREAK WTF HELP

HOW DO I SAVE THIS

HOW DO I PLAY THIS OFF???

>>81536551
>HE HASNT ANSWERED ME IN 4 FUCKING MINUTES
BPDemon detected

HES WATCHING THE THREAD NOW ITS OVER

are you actually female or that weird nutsack sniffer guy?

>>81536551
How long has he been your boyfriend? Are you worried about him ghosting you? Just relax. If he's been completely repulsed by you and doesn't have the patience to deal with your autismal social faux pas, then he's not a good match for you. Just give him space and let him talk to you when he's calmed down and wants your company. It's probably not normal, but it's not all that strange either, but it's certainly not romantic or flattering to want to smell a guy's dirty undies. You have learned that your boyfriend is not super open-minded or perverted, so if you have perverted thoughts about him in the future, maybe don't share them with him.

>>81536671
https://voca.ro/19lIbxfQtWKG

>>81536434 (OP)
What a bitch. If I had a gf into that I'd wear a pair of an underwear for at least an extra day and try and tempt her to take a whiff.

>>81536684
you sound like you ruin lives and thats kinda hot

>>81536551
If you've already had sex with him before, he doesn't deserve you if he is so repulsed by that. Your clothes (if not your bodies outright lol) should be free to explore for each other if the relationship is based on love

>>81536684
Dude just own the authentic thought you shared with your intimate partner, accept the result. Let go. It's not the right guy for you if you have to do damage control from something like this.

HE LITERALLY HATES ME HE THINKS IM A FREAK WHAT THE FUCK

>>81536434 (OP)
kek
i like my own ball sweat boxers smell
it's sweet in a way, but it's overtly hormonal if that makes sense

>>81536747
Yeah either he's teasing you because he secretly wants that, or he is genuinely repulsed by your lust for him somehow like some kind of super fag and therefore isn't worth it.

>>81536763
Oh actually I just came up with another thought: he might know he has shit hygiene and therefore he doesn't want you anywhere near his boxers for that reason.

>>81536747
You're clowning yourself. He's obviously amused at your crash out. Pull it together girlie.

its so over

https://voca.ro/1jRI1AqNARxk

>>81536850
You can be a freak, just not with your dry boyfriend.

God I want a bf who will let me smell his boxers so bad. Wonder if I could get away with licking his skid marks too.

>>81536850
it's over for you. 1000 years vanilla.
>>81536935
>Wonder if I could get away with licking his skid marks too.
I ckneel

im literally shunned and ashamed and i should never show my face to society ever again

>>81536434 (OP)
Break up. 100% break up

>>81536946
>I ckneel
I would gladly do 100% of a man's laundry if I was just allowed to just sniff and lick his boxers (and any other clothes) before putting them in the machine. He wouldn't even have to put them in the laundry basket, I'd gladly pick them up off the floor for him. If anything, I'd probably get off to the disrespect and submission.

>>81536434 (OP)
>>81536960
>>81536747
he quite literally hates you

leave him.

>>81536960
I want him ITT so I can tell him to dump you.

>>81536994
"put them in the machine"? you softy, you should go all the way and wash those boxers with your mouth and spit alone.

>>81537017
Unfortunately I wouldn't want my partner to have to wear something covered in my spit. But I'd gladly suck on every piss mark and shit stain until they've completely disappeared before properly washing the boxers for him.

>>81537036
>I'd glady suck on every piss mark and shit stain
Let me guess your dream guy is super ugly too. Why are foids like this. I can understand it if he's a pretty boy and you just want to experience his musk but wtf.

that digusting bitch talking about scat stains and urine is NOT me btw im op nigger and that nigger should kill herself

>>81536684
Are you that same chick that posted some vocaroo in another thread making some retarded noises and then saying nigger?

>>81536747
>>81536960
Why does your bf type as if he is a person of color?

That's a dude with a poorly set-up voice changer. Fucking idiots.

>>81536850
You talk like a tryhard autistic white guy and its a huge turn off ngl.

>>81537036
I do wonder now if spit + a soak would work as well as a handwash with regular soap... I mean, seems like a waste to put it all the way through a machine with hardcore chemical cleaning agents after a delicate mouthwash.
>>81537069
lower your voice when you speak of your superiors in worn underwear appreciation.

>>81537073
wait yeah i think that was me but i have memory loss issues but probably ill just say yea..

>>81537052
>Let me guess your dream guy is super ugly too.
Not super ugly but I do prefer fat guys.
>>81537069
>that digusting bitch talking about scat stains and urine is NOT me btw
Sorry, I wasn't trying to pretend to be you. I though my posts made it obvious enough that I'm a different person. Apologies for any confusion I may have caused.
>that nigger should kill herself
Come on, no need to be like that. We're all horny degenerates here.
>>81537091
>I do wonder now if spit + a soak would work as well as a handwash with regular soap...
I wouldn't be against trying it if I had a partner who didn't mind. But while I'm into gross stuff, I don't want to put my partner through gross things if he doesn't want to do them.

you can smell my farts op

>>81537119
>I wouldn't be against trying it if I had a partner who didn't mind. But while I'm into gross stuff, I don't want to put my partner through gross things if he doesn't want to do them.
I hear you, you wouldn't want to presume. I like your attitude.

>>81537159
>you wouldn't want to presume.
It's more just like... For me, the gross acts are acts of submission, I want to submit to my partner, so I feel like making my partner do something gross is kind of blurring the lines of who's in charge. Of course, it's different if he's the one who tells me to do it. Like if he tells me he wants me to wash his clothes with my mouth alone, he's still clearly the one in charge. But if he's partaking in a gross act, I want it to be something he wants, not just something to satiate me, because then the lines start to blur a bit too much. IDK if that makes much sense.

>>81537183
Yes, I got it the first time. You wouldn't want to get ahead of yourself and meddle with what really isn't for you to decide; and you prefer to know your place at all times - your place which is below, under your partner in terms of decisionmaking authority and so on. I just don't think of this stuff often and so I use more conventional words.
>But if he's partaking in a gross act, I want it to be something he wants, not just something to satiate me, because then the lines start to blur a bit too much.
Don't get me wrong, it'd have to actually work in terms of cleaning. I only wear handwashed clothes already and prefer that, so putting a washing machine in the loop would be a downgrade.

>>81537340
>and you prefer to know your place at all times - your place which is below, under your partner in terms of decisionmaking authority and so on.
Yeah, that's exactly it. I never want to be the one in charge or deciding things. My partner deserves 100% of the authority 100% of the time.
>it'd have to actually work in terms of cleaning.
That's fair. But even if it doesn't work, I'll be sure to suck out all the stains before washing them normally.
>I only wear handwashed clothes already and prefer that, so putting a washing machine in the loop would be a downgrade.
That's fair. I normally use a washing machine, but I think it'd be nice having a partner that insists I handwash all his clothes. Putting in the extra time and effort to clean his clothes would be a nice reminder of my place. Nothing but the best for my partner, no matter how much of an inconvenience it is for me.

>>81536434 (OP)
Your bf sucks, that's a normal thing.

>>81536434 (OP)
Don't ask just sniff.

>>81537483
do you think if I told my friend about the time I stole his sister's crusty underwear when we were 13 years old, he would understand?

>>81537489
i most definitely would NOT tell him that or tell anyone that at all ever for that matter

>>81537454
You're a real cutie. Would you like to talk some more in a more private setting, or are you happy to call it a night?

>>81537694
I'm not comfortable posting my contact info publicly, but if you post a discord or something I'll reach out. (I probably won't be sending any nudes or anything like that, though.)

>>81537660
that doesn't sound like a normal ting then...

>>81537489
That's creepy because you were not in a relationship

>>81536960
Wtf is going on with zoomers

>>81537830
I get where you're coming from but your comment made me lol. It's okay to sample the goods once you own them!

>>81537799
Same tbH, but I can make a contact detail.
Discord: w.cups

Eww, you are disgusting, just like if men wanted to sniff ours. Don't degrade yourself to the disgusting shit men do.

>>81538000
shut the fuck up you woke feminist retard whore. you have never been in love. your axe wound is festering with the remnants of dead fetuses and broken relationships + you will die alone childless with no husband.

Gf calls me her musk deer, I call her Joe Biden.. She can't get enough of sniffing me

i hafta bump this blessed thread

>>81539739
thankyew >.> i appreciate the gesture..
had to get this off my chest

>>81539777
jew 2 I met a cool pervert you hate kek

All I want to do is lay my head on the concave tummy of a moid and listen to the sound of his insides.

>>81538000
it only smellz nona, what's the big deal

>>81536434 (OP)
he seems like a sensitive fag