>Coworkers said that a girl at work has a crush on me
>Figure it's a ruse to get me to embarrass myself so I say I'm not interested
>They keep insisting that I ask her out but I keep refusing
I accepted my khv status long ago and I could care less.

>>81537218 (OP)
what if she actually likes you?

>>81537218 (OP)
You should take a chance anon, if you desire a relationship, however if you genuinely have no interest towards the girl even if she might actually be interested in you, you are free to defend that right to stay single, peace be with you OP, take care

>>81537218 (OP)
dude pretty good odds that she actually is interested. it's worth a shot

>>81537218 (OP)
well is she desirable?

>>81537218 (OP)
they only want to embarass you

normalfaggots do absolutely nothing out of good faith

>>81537218 (OP)
YOU ARE SO STUUUUPID ANONY YOU MUST TALK TO HER NOW SHE LOVES U

>>81537218 (OP)
What I would do in this situation is back the fuck off. The fact that the coworkers know she has a crush on you means that she probably told them directly and that's a recipe for disaster, because that means you already have a group of people waiting to make fun of you when you inevitably lose favor with her.

>>81537448
This. Either don't engage or tell them that you're not budging unless she does first. If that's a dealbreaker to her, lol she never gave a shit about you.

>>81537251
She doesn't.
>>81537282
I'm sure if I were a younger version of me I'd be jumping on this opportunity, but to tell you the truth I'm feeling netural.
>>81537321
Why?
>>81537322
She's attractive but I said already that I could leave it or take it.
>>81537448
This is why I'm skeptical of the whole situation.

>>81537518
>>81537529
Don't friends usually tell other friends about their crushes? Or plans to embarrass a guy?

>>81537218 (OP)
Congratulations. You are at the self-sabotage phase of your life.

I was doing that by the end of middle school, you're not a true loser if you had hope beyond then.

>>81537218 (OP)
At least casually mention that you're fucking other women while she's in earshot to fuck with her in case she actually has a crush on you

>>81537599
How is this self sabotage?
>>81537615
I stopped having hope a while ago, this is just an amusing situation to have happened to me.
>>81537626
They won't believe me kek.

>>81537218 (OP)
>hey this girl likes you and wants to be with you
>so YOU go and ask her out!
Nigger shes the one who supposedly desires this. Fuck your cowardice

>>81537678
If she wants me so badly why doesn't she ask me out?

>>81537218 (OP)
Honestly there's not a lot that's more uncomfortable than your friends and colleagues trying to play matchmaker for someone you're not that interested in. Suddenly it's your obligation to make a move on her and when you don't want to then you're the asshole

>>81537766
>Suddenly it's your obligation to make a move on her and when you don't want to then you're the asshole
Just wait until HR gets involved.

>>81537218 (OP)
Even if it's genuine, it's probably not a great idea. Her being a coworker, if anything goes wrong you will immediately be the target of rampant speculation, rumor, and gossip. Given you're a KHV posting on r9k, it's really only a matter of time until you fuck something up. It might be tempting, but don't shit where you eat. But what the fuck do I know? Maybe I'm just a crab in a bucket. If you're a normie maybe you can pull it off. If you're a socially inept weirdo that posts on 4chan though, probably not worth the embarrassment and disappointment.

>>81537541
if they're tweaking that bad about you asking her out then i would assume that she's told them in confidence that she's attracted to you, and since women are retards she'll never ask you out first. might as well. what do you stand to lose?

>>81538197
This. "Don't shit where you eat" is unironically excellent boomer advice. Back then, some companies even had policies completely banning dating and marriage within the same department, if not company-wide. Some places still enforce this, particularly the marriage bit, because of concerns about nepotism.

>>81537541
Canonical event for every sub 5, keep your guard up anon, happened to me dozens of times since pre school and I have never fallen once, saw others fall for it tho and all were sub 5 like myself

>>81537218 (OP)
Absolutely DO NOT fuck your coworkers. It's an HR visit waiting to happen.

>>81537541
>I'm sure if I were a younger version of me I'd be jumping on this opportunity, but to tell you the truth I'm feeling netural.
and that's OK op, don't feel forced or obligated to be in a relationship if you do not desire it, despite people attempting to gaslight you feeling otherwise, keep that head clear, and that heart pure