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Anonymous No.81537324 >>81537331 >>81537336 >>81537364 >>81537502 >>81537905
The Sphinx lady is not amused with your answer to her riddle
Anonymous No.81537331
>>81537324 (OP)
She will be amused by my cock (because it's small)
Anonymous No.81537336 >>81537474
>>81537324 (OP)
Wait ask me another riddle
Anonymous No.81537364
>>81537324 (OP)
ok, bye? I'll just take my leave if the convo aint workin out, have a good day sphinx lady,
Anonymous No.81537384
Ummm I obviously didn't get it wrong for I'm still alive. There shan't be a next time for I've survived. The riddle defeated and the sphinx retreated. Clear the path way I must continue my stride.
Anonymous No.81537474 >>81537499 >>81537517 >>81537537 >>81537551 >>81537572 >>81538448
>>81537336
>"I am what men love more than life, fear more than death or mortal strife, what dead men have and rich require, I'm what contented men desire."
>"What am I?"
Anonymous No.81537499 >>81537575
>>81537474
>"What am I?"
my mom
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.81537502 >>81538013
>>81537324 (OP)
What the fuck is this picture. Someone drew this
Anonymous No.81537517 >>81537537 >>81537575
>>81537474
Oh man I'm restarted I didn't think you would actually give me a riddle, give me time for this
Anonymous No.81537537 >>81537575
>>81537474
>>81537517
Fuck man I dunno, maybe their wife?
Anonymous No.81537551
>>81537474
what is "nothing" for $400, alex
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.81537572
>>81537474
This one is difficult because the mind looks for something
The answer is "nothing"
Anonymous No.81537575 >>81537601
>>81537499
>>81537517
>>81537537
"The answer is 'Nothing'."
"Should you get the next one wrong and I will devour you, as is my ancient rite."
Anonymous No.81537601 >>81537698
>>81537575
fuck, I'm too stupid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FPELc1wEvk
Anonymous No.81537672
cat pussy.......
Anonymous No.81537698 >>81537765
>>81537601
>"The maker does not use it, the buyer does not need it, the owner uses it without knowing."
>"What am I?"
Anonymous No.81537765 >>81537854
>>81537698
>"What am I?"
a coffin
Anonymous No.81537854 >>81537891 >>81537895
>>81537765
"Correct."
"You have solved my riddle, human. You may now pass on your way to Thebes."
Anonymous No.81537891 >>81537934
>>81537854
No I want Sphussy
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.81537895
>>81537854
>sets up camp between your massive bongos
Anonymous No.81537905 >>81538448 >>81538471
>>81537324 (OP)
I wonder what this hairstyle is called, I'm curious what short hair with the side braid things look like in real life
Anonymous No.81537934 >>81537943
>>81537891
"What is this 'Sphussy' you speak of, human? I have not heard such a riddle before. Do you wish to test me too?"
Anonymous No.81537943 >>81537988
>>81537934
Why the riddle girl always have shit skin?
Anonymous No.81537988
>>81537943
She is from the land of the Pharaohs on the River Nile, stepping in for another Sphinx girl today as guardian for the city.
Anonymous No.81538013 >>81538252
>>81537502
Or it's AI and no one drew it
Get with the times, gramps
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.81538252
>>81538013
Shut up Go to your room while I gum your grandma
Anonymous No.81538448 >>81538471
>>81537474
Sleeping
?>>81537905
Bob cut iirc
Anonymous No.81538471
>>81538448
>Bob cut iirc
Wait, I'm a dumbass. >>81537905 its basically a hime cut with two side braids on each side. The haircut Egyptian style anime girls use often is called a bob cut, if you're curious.