Thread 81540228

>be a femcel with small tits and ass
>no male attention my whole life so i know for a fact that i have zero sex appeal
>robots claim men ackschually dont care and they would fuck anything
>browse /r9k/
>all robots obsess over is hoes with gigantic ass and tits
never began for flatcels, just stop fucking lying to me

>>81540228 (OP)
you will literally see in those threads i, and other anons saying they want small tits and ass

>>81540228 (OP)
Those threads were made by women.

>>81540234
NO YOU DONT DONT FUCKING LIE TO ME IT IS SO TIRING

shut the fuck up whore femcels aint real

>>81540253
show me your small tits and ass and i will cum to them right now

>>81540228 (OP)
>>be a femcel with small tits and ass
Don't be rash now. Let's see what we're working with before we start throwing labels around...a picture of the assets will be enough for this inquiry.

>>81540250
you mean women with that body type? if men werent so obsessed with big ass and tits i could believe you but nah

>>81540265
Irrelevant. I doubt their body types are the same. They're just retarded whores; much like yourself.

Well... whats ur face like? Because thats probably what matters the most desu. A valid face card can take you anywhere you wanna go. Also... asian girls. Case closed u are delusional stop crashing out or ur ngmi. Breathe nigga

>>81540228 (OP)
>never began for flatcels, just stop fucking lying to me
You should be my cuddleslave and live in my bed.

>>81540228 (OP)
Simple. We, the flat chest enjoyers, do not post porn on here. Coomers love big tits and ass, we are not coomers. I have neber posted a picture of a woman on r9k, and slways comment thst i do not like big breasts. Now, are you a femcrl? How old are you? Are you antisocial?

>>81540300
shes just another psyop she isnt actually interested in finding someone that likes her

stop giving this stupid whore attention

>>81540228 (OP)
Ackshually I obsess over athletic women so you're plain wrong

>>81540280
not pretty enough
>>81540300
the reason why you dont post is because you dont really find us attractive men are very vocal about their preferences
>>81540308
nobody likes flatcels
>>81540311
thanks for the bump retard ahahhah

not every guy is the same, I know this 6'6 absolute gigachad and hes rly into petite girls. I have spokent to him in a good year or 2 tho so idk if I can put him in contact with u

>>81540334
this fucking bait is just getting less and less believable you stupid faggot, unless you are fat and/or ridiculously ugly i would find you attractive and a flat chest and ass is my ideal woman

>>81540334
"thanks for the bump retard ahahhah" thanks for proving my point you are in fact a retarded attention seeking whore

>>81540341
the petite girls in question all being gigastacy in terms of face and fitness
>>81540354
no its not your type

I have a 4'10 coworker who's flat as a board front and back. She's 21. If she didn't have a boyfriend I would've hit on her pretty hard. Definitely not a "gigastacy", just an average girl but we click pretty heavily over music and humor.

>>81540228 (OP)
I'd fatten you up, don't worry.

>>81540334
Well... why not just get good at makeup? or maybe u already tried idk.

whats ur mbti type btw? if ur an NT woman then i feel sorry for u

>>81540228 (OP)
I prefer small tits, big ass and belly, but I'd happily date someone who is flat as a board in every sense so long as they are sweet and nice to me.

I don't mean submissive tradwife, I mean actually nice, like a good friend would be sometimes.

>>81540228 (OP)
moids are just like that they always lie.
do u wanna be frens? i really need one rn

this thread is obviously bait, if anyone else replies to it i will personally rape you

>>81540228 (OP)
moids are like that all they do is lie lmfao
do u wanna be frens? i really need one rn

>>81540253
please forgive moidkind for this slight, Nona.

>>81540384
getting fat doesnt help its about genetics
>>81540391
i am xntx too its joever
>>81540396
you like big belly??
>>81540412
no if you are a moid

>>81540428
i would kms if i was a moid

>>81540423
ur the nona guy u replied to my thread too

>>81540228 (OP)
Post your nudes ITT and you'll have 3 cum tributes within 12 hours. Women don't know how good they have it, even Flatty McWashboard can get more attention than an average dude.

>>81540473
they jerk off to anything online that doesnt mean i will ever have a bf

>>81540484
You could literally get an e-bf ITT too, it's not hard
>b-b-but
shut up

>>81540228 (OP)
you're built exclusively for muscular 6' 5" chads to pin down and basically rape

>>81540493
its not only hard but impossible because i am not hot
>>81540498
not even in my wildest dreams would that occur

>>81540428
>>81540435
Why do trannies not capitalize their 'i's or use full stops? It's a dead giveaway.

>>81540440
THE Nona guy, the one and only?

>>81540510
stay coping

>>81540524
Stay roping

kys retard desu

>>81540334
I AM vocal about my preferences. I don't care about looks, i care about personality. I am the one who ppsys about trying to meey a femcel. Now, are you an aitistic antisocial femcel? If you are; then i want you. If you aren't i don't. Simple as.

>>81540506
as long as you're short, just install tinder and that will 100% happen. if you're tall or don't know how to use makeup then that probably won't happen

>>81540428
Belly is the best
I want to kiss and rub fat bellies all the time

>>81540334
what basis does anyone have to believe that this isnt a man named jeff in a bikini

>>81540334
The reason people cant post flatties is because they will be accused of being pedophiles and banned, ok hiding thread now

>>81540600
Bitch, it doesn't matter who I am. What you are is some faggot ass moid incel that claims he cares about "pErSoNaLiTy" when all he cares about is T&A.

>>81540672
You are a retard. I rejected many women because their perdonality did not match mine. I do not want a woman with gross bags of fat on her chest or layers of lard on her bottom. You were just offered love and rejected it because of your inferiority complex. If all you want is to whine in 4chan all your life instead of getting love, enjoy dying alone.

>>81540712
NIGGER!!!! THIS IS A BAIT THREAD STOP INTERACTING WITH THIS GUY

>>81540712
Nice LARP, faglord. Where do you think you are? You have to resort to asking women out online over text because you're a humungous faggot. Try asking out a dude some times that's more to your taste.

>>81540600
>Now, are you an aitistic antisocial femcel?
no i am just ugly
>>81540622
you cant find a boyfriend on tinder
>>81540651
>>81540723
you can believe whatever but if you think im baiting then maybe dont bump it lmao
>>81540672
this user is not me but s/he is correct that all men care about is ass and tits as exhibited by how i cant find a boyfriend because im a flatcel

boobs and butt are nice but face is most important. also legs and tummy and neck and hands.

>>81540798
i didn't say you'd get a boyfriend, i said you'd get fucked like a limp dishrag

I would prefer small tits and small ass, however you would have to be cute.
However^2, it appears my standards of "cute" are pretty different from other people's, so IDK what to say anymore.
Small addendum: you have to be thin.
Big tits or small, excess body fat is a huge turn off. Having an extra 10/20 is whatever, as you can lose that easily enough, but it's the regularly +50 that are gross.

>>81540793
Nah he's right, I just rejected a girl who was madly in love with me because her personality is utter shi

i'm a man with a big ass, so i deserve a woman with a big ass
it's simple, really

its bait its bait its bait its bait its bait

>>81540798
You gotta get some personality. It is needed.

>>81540798
Look, the truth of it is some men will reaffirm societal standards about how women are supposed to look. But the truth is it's mostly women doing that. I found my GF on tinder, she's got no boobs, huge ass, short and very fat. Her face ain't conventionally attractive but it doesn't matter, she loves me and I love her.

>>81540228 (OP)
You have some tits and ass, they get zero tits and ass. Some tits and ass is a lot more quatifiable than zero tits or ass. This sin't a fucking mystery.

>>81540228 (OP)
>Small ass and tits
All the girls I've had the biggest crushes on were like that.
Kay maybe lemme point out the flaw here.
These are the classic attention getting image for the you-challenged attention addict, and when people are posting such things they aren't thinking about their own preferences, but what will attract the highest engagement. So this isn't representative of what people actually like, but what people think others like.

>>81540510
It's an effort to type more like a woman that unironically is the most malebrained shit possible. Their reasoning is that women get so much attention that they can't be bothered to type properly. The reality is that women get so much attention they don't bother to reply at all. But not replying doesn't get them the attention they want, does it?
Most biowomen on sites like this tend to use proper grammar and punctuation since, you know, we're not dealing with braindead thots here. Most of them hate girls like that and so feel the need to psychologically position themselves as superior to the kind of women that use more emoji than they do letters.

>>81540927
>utterly in love with you
>personality is shit
wouldn't it have to be?

>>81540981
personality is just cope looks are everything
>>81541015
men hate flat women for not being attractive enough and always compare them to women with big ass and tits
>>81541026
it's actually worse to have small tits and ass than being completely flat because no one likes the medium men prefer the extremes
>>81541131
it gets more attention because more men prefer it simple as

>>81541229
Bitch I would never compare my gf to anyone else because everyone is insecure as fuck about the way they feel
Date guys who like what you have. Girls like weird shit on guys that isn't conventionally attractive, why do you think men are different?

>>81541229
Personality is not cope. If you are not interesting and reliable enough to build a family with you will not find a man. Those who go go for looks and sex only will not go for you, while those who seek love and to make a family do not want just "a woman". Choose your niche and be be outspoken about everytging. What do you want in a man, what kind of family do yoh want to have, what lifestyle do you want to live.

shut the fuck up you're a annoying attention seeking whore

>>81541249
then youre an exception but every other guy is like that and comparing us to other women
>>81541328
looks have to get you through the door to even be considered as a partner for your personality to matter and if you are hot enough men dont care about your personality anyway

>>81541229
Have you considered that there might possible be an emotional connection and your personality is the problem?

>>81541372
have (you) considered that this may be a bait thread and OP is only interested in keeping the argument going and no matter what you say they will just repeat the same slop?

>>81541381
I mean not to put that all on them, sometimes if a dude is a total stranger do you really expect them to be your best friend and try to marry you at first sight? I don't care if you want to be dick tracy and find out about every thread on the internet being fake and gay. You're an authentic cunt. Good luck being a cunt authentic or not. You're still a cunt. My point is, even though it can be nice if someone doesn't automatically hate you. Sometimes people expect you to act like a robot and do things automatically.

>>81541372
how could that be the case when no one wants to talk to me because i am too unattractive its not like i even get to that step of emotional connection which is cope anyway

>>81541368
You're looking at guys on r9k or retards in general. No one in real life actually cares. Go and talk to people, women, men, it doesn't matter

>>81541381
YES i will keep the argument going if you keep fucking lying to me

>>81541409
I mean have you tried talking to drunk people? You know sometimes a hole is a hole. You sound like you want more of an emotional connection. That's completely reasonable. It's not reasonable to expect that from a stranger.

Not a man but I think you should learn to love your body without needing to be wanted by a man to convince you that you're actually pretty, I'm sure you'll find someone who will genuinely love you

>>81540228 (OP)
If you're really flat I'm into it.

>>81540253
The problem is, you're really fucking ugly

>>81540228 (OP)
To be honest, the size is impressive, but it's not something I take into account, I mean after all, flat or not, I would still love it.

>>81541501
>genuine love
Doubt I'm still retarded enough to love ugly women after finding out how ugly they are inside.

>>81540228 (OP)
you just dont try hard enough, put yourself out there

>>81540228 (OP)
>no male attention my whole life so i know for a fact i have zero sex appeal

shut the fuck up you attention seeking whore. you and me both know there have been men who wanted to fuck you you just have higher standards than them. you are literally hoping to get some BBC or white guy with a skin fade so you can validate that attention seeking part of you inside you.

surely you can't be this retarded this must be rage bait

you're giving this energy

>>81541368
Not if you use this website. Now tell me if you are a virgin and if you are antisocial. Also how old are you. If you meet tmy requirements i would go for you. Or don't and admit you are volcel.

>>81540228 (OP)
I don't have time to scroll this whole thread, but if you really think your body is holding you back you should know that there are a ton of body weight exercises that you can do that will sculpt your ass, make it bigger even
with your frame you will never have a big fat ass, but many guys would agree that a small, nicely sculpted round ass is highly attractive and that is entirely achievable
I know this because I am a guy and after working out regularly I have a small bubble butt

>>81540228 (OP)
i spent $25k on my wife to go from A cup to DDD and got her a bbl

best decision i ever made. Took her from a 6 to a 9, with a couple months recovery time.

No man can do that. No man can spend just 25k and sit and relax for a couple months and go from virgin normie to chad.

You are literally just a few bucks away from a permanent, life altering physique. The only thing holding you back is that you're too stupid or prideful to do it.

>>81540228 (OP)
I'll have whatever standards I want because women won't like me either way

>>81540228 (OP)
>and blacks do is crime
that's what you sound like

>>81540228 (OP)
>REEEEE give me attention
okay here you go are you happy now?

>>81541645
he's not ugly, he's just fat and balding. he needs to shave his head and lose weight. mogs me

>>81540311
its not even a girl its a troon