Hooo-aaah chuddies. You voted for this

>>81541740 (OP)
show me your war face uguu~

>you voted for this-ACK
Recruiting mentally ill autists is dangerous for the entire platoon. It'll be Project 100,000 but worse.

>>81541740 (OP)
>can't be conscripted because i'm a cripple + work in an skilled domestic field that needs to be maintained during war
>roastie's precious chads and brads will get sent off to die for israel
got what i voted for award

Does /r9k/ know about the Jody meme?
Basically if you're in the army some guy called Jody is fucking your wife

>>81541764
Just get into the military at a young age, before you have a wife, do your 4 years, then get a wife when you're out and back to the private sector. Crisis averted.

>I'm mad about my gay programs being taken away so I'll pretend like democrats aren't zog puppets too
Funny

>>81541740 (OP)
I have ADHD so I can't be recruited.. heh

>>81541740 (OP)
Chuds would be in heaven if they could actually get into the military. Most of the reason any of us are here is because we are failed specimens.

Will be funny when chuds are sent to die on the frontlines but trannies will get to stay comfy at home because chuds said they can't serve in the army

>>81541740 (OP)
I got passports and am investing in Lockheed Martin and Raytheon. I'll just leave if the going gets tough

>>81541751
The fact of the matter is if you're biologically male the MIC doesn't care. You're disposable and they will send even downies to the front lines

>>81541907
You missed the
>work in a skilled domestic field that needs to be maintained during war
part. During the Great War, they didn't send the men building the guns or the submarines to the trenches.

>>81541907
Boogie2988 in shambles.

>>81541740 (OP)
I cannot fucking believe we're letting the kikes drag us into another war, I am so tired of those people, of those rat-like freaks.

>>81541740 (OP)
>give combat experience to people on the verge on or engaged in political extremist rhetoric
what could possibly go wrong

I will serve crack before I serve this country

>>81541774
The west hath fallen

>>81541740 (OP)
Hoo-aah is army, but you posted a picture of marines, who do oooh-ra instead. Get it right.

>>81541764
>>81541774
Yeah absolutely do not marry while in the service. Ignore the siren call of BAH and the dependopotomuses

will this develop into another world war? what do you intellectuals think

>>81542248
it's honestly to early to say anything, we still need to see how on-going conversations evolve between Israel and Iran. The next two weeks will be wild, so buckle up anony

>>81542270
i believe britain said it will join too if america goes

>>81541747
>Project 100,000 but worse.
Trump's Tards

>>81542467
In 2020 a crack commando unit was doxxed by scamjeets for a crime they didnt commit
These men promptly escaped the short bus to the /pol/ underground
Today still wanted by glowies they survive as soldiers of fortune
If you have a problem if no one else can help and if you can find them maybe you can hire
Trumps Tards

>>81541740 (OP)
The American government is dangerous for the white man

>>81542722
Um acktually the mesoamericans sacrificed adult warriors captured in battle.

>>81542796
hot naked sex with well ackshually girl on top of a bed of open encyclopedias

>>81542862
>naked
If she doesn't keep the shirt and tie on, it's just not the same

>>81542796
counterpoint, the aztecs did that, but that's a mayan temple. the mayans have been recorded as having sacrificed children to predict the future.

>>81543234
it's the same because flat chest >:}

>>81541740 (OP)
Those are Marines
It's Hoo-rahh :)

t. ex-Army