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Anonymous No.81542793 >>81542801 >>81542928 >>81542992 >>81543004 >>81543006 >>81543107
just plapjakked this woman
Anonymous No.81542801 >>81542939
>>81542793 (OP)
cmon man i was eating breakfast
Anonymous No.81542804 >>81542939
Id rather be inceI unironically
Anonymous No.81542928 >>81542939
>>81542793 (OP)
I'm short and incel, but I wouldn't want a chubby girl desu. The stars would need to align. Amazing personality, I've known her for a while, she's shorter than me, etc.. Unlikely
Anonymous No.81542939 >>81542992 >>81543000 >>81543078 >>81543092 >>81543152
>>81542801
>>81542928
>>81542804
At least he is getting some. For incels, you sure are picky fucks. Like a homeless man who's not happy with the free food he's been given.
Anonymous No.81542992
>>81542793 (OP)
holy grim
hope you at least had fun
>>81542939
not really picky just dont be a fat formless blobs
i like slight chubby girls even but thats way too far
Anonymous No.81543000
>>81542939
>At least he is getting some.
Anonymous No.81543004
>>81542793 (OP)
based op i wish i could fuck a landwhale with massive tits
Anonymous No.81543006
>>81542793 (OP)
Nice, I may be seeing a 400lbs bbw escort soon, hoping it's fun
Anonymous No.81543028
Based off your hand and thigh you're just as heavy (if not more) than she is. That's your looksmax, not a plapjak.
Anonymous No.81543078
>>81542939
Sex and food are not equivalent.
Anonymous No.81543092
>>81542939
>Like a homeless man who's not happy with the free food he's been give
I don't care what other anons fuck. I just wouldn't do it. It's my only requirement in woman. I don't care about race. Just don't be that chubby/obese. At least not before we've had children.
Anonymous No.81543107 >>81543127
>>81542793 (OP)
>just plapjakked this woman
Was it worth it, anon?
Anonymous No.81543127 >>81543162
>>81543107
>mfw her cat likes me more than her
>mfw we fuck on a pile of plushies
Anonymous No.81543152
>>81542939
In this analogy, many of the middle class are increasingly starting to notice the majority of their grocery store food is mixed with waste scraps from the homeless shelter.
Anonymous No.81543162
>>81543127
Yep. I saved that one because I like the cat experiencing feels with the dude, even if kitteh lives with the hambeast.
Anonymous No.81543193 >>81543415 >>81543985
I love this meme, because it short-circuits normies who realise that many men's only ticket out of inceldom these days are these hideous fatties.
Thereby it shows how fucked non-Chad men now are for getting sex with anyone close to their (Chad-only) looks-matches.
Anonymous No.81543415
>>81543193
>this will never be you and sems
Anonymous No.81543985
>>81543193
TRVKE. It's kinda mazing how many tall, attractive, muscular men there are I see walking around with fatties. Hoeflation is out of control.
Christ No.81544011 >>81544566
can you post her front real quick?
Anonymous No.81544566 >>81544651
>>81544011
NTA but I'll describe it to you:
>pancake tits with areola the size of a small plate
>you can notice stubble across her body that indicates she has to shave
>possibly very light face hair. a stubbly moustache perhaps?
>4/10 potato face latina that might've been really cute when she was lighter
>either dopey retard eyes or goblin demon eyes. either op fucked a literal retard or a goblin who was desperate for bhc
Anonymous No.81544651
>>81544566
fat latina in question