Thread 81542793 - /r9k/ [Archived: 933 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:10:00 PM No.81542793
plapjak
plapjak
md5: dd60a7626121c88a791e3730de6016a2🔍
just plapjakked this woman
Replies: >>81542801 >>81542928 >>81542992 >>81543004 >>81543006 >>81543107
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:10:51 PM No.81542801
>>81542793 (OP)
cmon man i was eating breakfast
Replies: >>81542939
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:11:09 PM No.81542804
Id rather be inceI unironically
Replies: >>81542939
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:28:50 PM No.81542928
>>81542793 (OP)
I'm short and incel, but I wouldn't want a chubby girl desu. The stars would need to align. Amazing personality, I've known her for a while, she's shorter than me, etc.. Unlikely
Replies: >>81542939
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:30:21 PM No.81542939
>>81542801
>>81542928
>>81542804
At least he is getting some. For incels, you sure are picky fucks. Like a homeless man who's not happy with the free food he's been given.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:37:03 PM No.81542992
>>81542793 (OP)
holy grim
hope you at least had fun
>>81542939
not really picky just dont be a fat formless blobs
i like slight chubby girls even but thats way too far
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:37:48 PM No.81543000
309ce62097778b2390c689b7e453b191
309ce62097778b2390c689b7e453b191
md5: 714967fc49da871e7aa3053a7ca6c886🔍
>>81542939
>At least he is getting some.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:38:23 PM No.81543004
1749849830241090
1749849830241090
md5: 71156c4c1a511d6c575ab64b9b8ca7b0🔍
>>81542793 (OP)
based op i wish i could fuck a landwhale with massive tits
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:39:16 PM No.81543006
>>81542793 (OP)
Nice, I may be seeing a 400lbs bbw escort soon, hoping it's fun
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:44:36 PM No.81543028
Based off your hand and thigh you're just as heavy (if not more) than she is. That's your looksmax, not a plapjak.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:51:35 PM No.81543078
>>81542939
Sex and food are not equivalent.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:53:34 PM No.81543092
>>81542939
>Like a homeless man who's not happy with the free food he's been give
I don't care what other anons fuck. I just wouldn't do it. It's my only requirement in woman. I don't care about race. Just don't be that chubby/obese. At least not before we've had children.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:55:47 PM No.81543107
plapjak.kitteh
plapjak.kitteh
md5: d290b2185cce859fcb224c8e1d57d639🔍
>>81542793 (OP)
>just plapjakked this woman
Was it worth it, anon?
Replies: >>81543127
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:58:33 PM No.81543127
unknown-2
unknown-2
md5: 1ebfca3782d5befe4fd0f4f21a37dbf5🔍
>>81543107
>mfw her cat likes me more than her
>mfw we fuck on a pile of plushies
Replies: >>81543162
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:01:32 PM No.81543152
>>81542939
In this analogy, many of the middle class are increasingly starting to notice the majority of their grocery store food is mixed with waste scraps from the homeless shelter.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:03:07 PM No.81543162
>>81543127
Yep. I saved that one because I like the cat experiencing feels with the dude, even if kitteh lives with the hambeast.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:07:11 PM No.81543193
3ihsqmowbqad1
3ihsqmowbqad1
md5: 543d3f88acda329865ee844d6c2bec1e🔍
I love this meme, because it short-circuits normies who realise that many men's only ticket out of inceldom these days are these hideous fatties.
Thereby it shows how fucked non-Chad men now are for getting sex with anyone close to their (Chad-only) looks-matches.
Replies: >>81543415 >>81543985
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:36:04 PM No.81543415
IMG_5197
IMG_5197
md5: 751b143e511c82fd8d059b889b587a8f🔍
>>81543193
>this will never be you and sems
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:44:21 PM No.81543985
>>81543193
TRVKE. It's kinda mazing how many tall, attractive, muscular men there are I see walking around with fatties. Hoeflation is out of control.
Christ
6/19/2025, 7:48:28 PM No.81544011
can you post her front real quick?
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:50:19 PM No.81544566
>>81544011
NTA but I'll describe it to you:
>pancake tits with areola the size of a small plate
>you can notice stubble across her body that indicates she has to shave
>possibly very light face hair. a stubbly moustache perhaps?
>4/10 potato face latina that might've been really cute when she was lighter
>either dopey retard eyes or goblin demon eyes. either op fucked a literal retard or a goblin who was desperate for bhc
Replies: >>81544651
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:59:07 PM No.81544651
bg,f8f8f8-flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8
bg,f8f8f8-flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8
md5: 3242af827532f6bbf8b6bc4be348495e🔍
>>81544566
fat latina in question