Thread 81544492

What's it like living with a woman?

>>81544492 (OP)
Awful. Women are beyond gross

>>81544492 (OP)
They destroy your bathroom
They smell
Attention seeking

>>81544492 (OP)
They're always cold to touch. Fat insulates, afterall.

>>81544492 (OP)
I only briefly lived with a woman. The main things I remember were hair everywhere, period blood on my sheets, and the expectation of constant attention, to the point she'd cry when she left my apartment.

>>81544532
This but actually. Everything from her hands to her asscheeks are icy to the touch.

It was great she loved cuddling and watching movies and fucking or just making out a lot and then wed go to the corner store for a treat

>>81544492 (OP)
They clog every drain and you have to fix them, constantly

>>81544492 (OP)
smelly
also they fuck niggers when youre not looking

>>81544532
Women are always cold because their body redirects more blood towards the core due to the babymaking organs. That means less blood and thus lower temperatures for their limbs. They also have thinner skin than men so a little less insulation.

>>81544492 (OP)
I hate w*men so godddamn bad

>>81545218
They are always cold because they have less muscle mass which is what generates heat despite women having a higher core body temp. Women are slow to warm up and slow to cool off. Regardless, their exterior itself is usually cold, cooler than a man's, which is caused by the fat.

>>81545195
>also they fuck niggers when youre not looking
You made it sound like a child chewing on something whenever you aren't paying attention kek

>>81544492 (OP)
It's not terrible but they're worse roommates than men.
>hair everywhere
>messy
>mood swings
>constantly wants to talk
>gets jealous when you spend time with other women
>makes you go out to eat even if you have food at home
>inserts herself into your friendships
>demands to meet your family and vice versa
Really the only good part about having a female roommate is that you can fuck her but it just isn't worth it.

>>81545218
They're always cold because they are demons from the icy 9th circle of hell

>>81545399
>>hair everywhere
can confirm. I had hair fucking everywhere when I was in college and merely shared a bathroom and kitchen with a woman.
Even my own bed was full of it. Just from hair sticking to my feet and my feet eventually making their way to my bed.

What's it like sniffing their panties?

you find out about their poops
only some men can handle it

>>81544492 (OP)
Imagine the smell. Oh and hair gets everywhere, they're like cats

>>81544532
I'm a skelly and can confirm it's, so, fucking, cold
I'm surprised women can still dress like whores despite that, I am freezing my ass off in a hoodie and long pants if it's 16 (C) outside

They want to eat out all of the time is really the only thing worse than a normal (male) roommate, I have been lucky enough to live with girls who enjoyed cooking but even then it is once a week they want to go out at least

>>81546486
Ain't that a good thing? You get the kitchen to yourself and you don't have dishes that are waiting for fucking doomsday to come in the sink.

>>81546501
Nta but in my case it meant the occassional homemade meal rotting away in the fridge and trash everywhere.

>>81546521
>occassional homemade meal rotting away in the fridge and trash everywhere.
ohhhh I think I might be a woman robots...

>>81546521
Okay that sounds really bad actually.
I swear people need to start beating their kids over cleanliness again, It feels like I'm the only one who went through it and as a result I now have to act like my mom because turns out people are fucking filthy on average.

>>81546542
Lol, it's a bit different from based neet lifestyle but yeah pretty bad. They would be outgoing and do the whole clubsex shit but their fridges are full of pasta from last week, white fluff beginning to grow.

>>81544492 (OP)
How hard would it be to stop yourself from pulling off those panties and doing this

>>81546553
I think a lot of women just like convenience which i understand because I'm pretty lazy myself. When I cooked they'd want a piece of it and I imagine some of them wouldn't have minded me cooking for them everyday, but I'm not a simp so mcdonalds it was. It also meant that they didnt have a lot of dishes but that the dirty shit would stay on the counter for days lol

>>81544492 (OP)
I mean no woman is the same
My personal experiences are alright she was just kinda messy. Other's experiences may be different

>>81546561
Genuine question: how do you prevent food from going bad? When I lived with my parents our food never went bad even when it was left in the fridge for a very long time. Now that I live in my own apartment, food grows mold in a matter of days. It's so fucking gross, I think my fridge is broken or something.

>>81545788
Funny thing with me was one day she came out of the bathroom and complained that there was hair "all over the bathtub and someone needs to be cleaner." Her hair is half way down her back. I have a buzz cut.

>>81546637
Maybe you need airtight containers. Idk myself, I can keep my food relatively fresh for a couple days but I know that 4 days is pushing it. Mold is pretty bad though so yeah maybe you need a different fridge. If I open some delimeats it wont taste as good after a few days but mould I've never had to deal with. Maybe your fridge is too wet too? How often do you clean it out?

>>81547079
>how often do you clean it out?
Clean it out?

>>81547099
Your fridge. How often do you clean the inside? The shelves, the produce section, near the back where the cooling shit is.

>>81547119
I have never cleaned my fridge once

>>81547191
It shouldn't be a problem if you don't have anything unpackaged in it. But even then the inside will get humid a bit if you don't wipe it down occassionally, which would contribute to spoilage

I have a tip for you if she wants to eat out at a restaurant again: Offer a picnic! Park, garden, beach, riverside, lake... A cold pizza, or mixed vegetable salad, drinks, fruit, desserts. It costs much less than a restaurant and it keeps them busy (and surprised).

>>81547319
>ewww anon why are we eating outside? I only eat at michelin star restaurants, you don't know how to treat a lady

>>81547319
Which pizza is best cold. I suppose you should avoid overly fatty toppings

>>81544492 (OP)
You get bored of fucking her, and vice versa. You can't put on whatever cringe or otherwise extremely niche shit you want because you feel observed and it ruins the vibe. You have to wear headphones in your own house to be courteous and maintain a little privacy. You eventually start jerking off when she goes to bed. You still have sex with her now and then only because someone has to initiate, it isn't going to be her, and you have to convince the both of you that there's still a physical/romantic element to this glorified roommate situation. I haven't had a live-in relationship since my 30s and I'm better off for it. My girlfriend of 5 years seems in no hurry to move in either. Fuck it. It's nice when you get one that cooks and cleans, though. Too bad the chance of that is inversely related to how hot/thin/young she is.

>>81544492 (OP)
>Stink
>Bathroom will be forever cluttered
>Bed room will either be cluttered or decorated to her taste
>You will have to do most of the work around the house and if you expect her to do anything, good luck
>Constant nagging over hypocritical things
>Constant emotional breakdowns over trivial things

it's hell, but it's amazing waking up to someone you love/tolerate. I would never live with a woman again unless they're family or I really really love them

>>81547451
Oh, and despite how shit and sexless it was and how bored of it you were or thought you were, when she leaves (regardless of whose decision it was) you'll have terrible manic-depressive episodes and try to get her back. She'll wisely decline, for your sake as well. You'll also be a little less enthusiastic about cohabitating with another one after. I went through 3 cycles of this til enough was enough.

>>81544492 (OP)
Fights because you can't read their mind and they have the planning and social skills of a toddler.
Constantly cleaning up shit they've left half finished because for some reason it's impossible for them to finish a fucking drink.
Constantly cleaning out 'leftovers' that they put in your fridge and never actually fucking eat.
Can't just do your own thing because that would be paying attention to something other than them.

>>81545334
This is eerily accurate.