Thread 81546135

Aha yeah man I'm just
*hits the joint*
Chillin

duuude im so stoned haha

I had my wisdom teeth taken out yesterday and now I can't smoke till Monday.
This is gonna be a boring ass weekend.

>>81546149
duuuuuude, let's go smoke at the observatory

>>81546171
A real man fears not the dry socket

>>81546171
Maybe have an edible boyo

>>81546171
Just burn it in a closed room bro you'll get high eventually

I unironically got high because I was so angry earlier. Being bi polar fucking sucks.

>>81546135 (OP)
POT IS FOR NIGGERS!!
The superior drug is ALCOHOL! Get drunk RIGHT THE FUCK NOW frogposter!

>>81546412
i am presently going to consume alcohol and marijuana at a rate of one bowl every 1 shot+ 1 beer. i find this to be the best ratio. for me, it's russian standard chased with modelo chelada and then bottled yuengling. i will also smoke a cigarette with every round.

>>81546135 (OP)
chillin, killin

>>81546436
okay I can respect mixing weed and alcohol but
>beer
beer is a pussy beverage. High calories, low alcohol content. You might as well drink water. If you're Russian why the fuck aren't you drinking vodka?

>>81546476
>If you're Russian why the fuck aren't you drinking vodka?

i am a scots-irish/anglo american southerner, but as previously mentioned i am imbibing Russian Standard vodka along with the beer. a quick shot and a leisurely beer along with my smoke+toke. don't worry, i know what i'm doing here!

>>81546498
Oh I'm sorry, I'm too drunk to understand what you're saying and assumed that Russian standard was a variety of beer
Godspeed, anon! I hope you enjoy many highs!

>>81546135 (OP)
I envy you stoners so fucking much yall no have idea on how easy you fuckers got it, you can smoke a couple joints and be fucked up all night doing fun shit but since i'm a mental wreck I can't do none of that because I end up anxious and feeling like a loser and having a bad time the whole trip, I can only feel that kind of shit with opiates and benzos and the night feels amazing but then I'll be there spending weeks tired and depressed

fuck

>>81546523
yes indeed. cheers to you as well, sir. i aim to reach the very median of "drunk status" without ascending to "shit-faced" status. i have become very good at this. you have to take the drinks yourself; you cannot let the drinks take the drinks, you know?

>>81546552
you may try to seek out some "mids" if you are able. a lot of this contemporary turbo-weed and weed products ain't any good for people like you. although i imagine it is actually difficult these days to find mids. what a world. i remember paying 20 fukken bucks for a gram of loud that weighed .8g and it came in a cellophane cigarette pack wrapper from a guy in the grocery store parking lot by the dumpsters.

AND WE LIKED IT THAT WAY!!

Damn, long winded rambling kills my buzz

>>81546135 (OP)
I was taking a T-break and I kinda ruined it since I relapsed early and barely got high.
I miss when I got uncomfortably high off a small dose... I've been abusing opiates the past 4 days too.