Thread 81552262

>People on /r9k/ are underweight.

Fucking how?

Don't you niggas eat?
Chug some Coca-Cola or Mountain Dew every day.

>>81552262 (OP)
She's so sexy. I can't sand it.

>>81552262 (OP)
Being fat is the easiest thing to not do. All fat people are the food addicted equivalent to gooners.

>>81552287
>sand it
Imagine the sand you would have to clean out of her folds after a trip to the beach.

>>81552262 (OP)
I want to beat her up and see her cry

>>81552306
her fat would act as effective armour and no damage you do would reach her

>>81552262 (OP)
it's not that hard anon, just eat less
>t. 130lbs

>>81552311
Saying "her fat" sounds like something from a love song.

>>81552320
i am finding it incredibly hard to understand what you meant by this anon

I've been eating like 2 pounds of macaroni and cheese regularly. My B.O. was starting to smell like rancid Kraft singles. It is inconceivable to me that anyone can eat their way to multiple times as fat as me when I am already fat. It's unironically mental illness.

>>81552262 (OP)
Easy, I don't eat refined sugar, so I'm not addicted to it, so it tastes like fucking poison to me, because it is fucking poison

t.smoker

I heard that fat people are fat because they gain pleasure from eating. I don't that's why I'm a skeleton

>>81552337
fat is erotic

>>81552352
every neurotypical human derives pleasure from eating and if you dont then either you're lying or something is wrong with you

>>81552262 (OP)
55kg at 180cm. I eat only when I feel like it and having constipation makes me feel full.

>>81552262 (OP)
if youre an adult and still like coca cola and mountain dew there's something wrong with you

>>81552367
Shut your retarded ass up. Diet Coke is all that keeps some of us going.

>>81552378
If I'm eating something that's already super flavorful I'd much rather drink water, and ideally all my food would be flavorful. I stopped drinking soda for a while and eventually just stopped craving it altogether. If I'm eating slop I wouldn't mind it, but I still wouldn't crave it.

>>81552262 (OP)
Every photo I see of this woman is against my will

Underweight "people" are subhuman. Imagine living in a time of surplus and still being too lazy to do the bare minimum to keep yourself fed.

>>81552352
Appetite is something you either have or you don't. I normally don't eat until I start shaking. However, I took some anti psychotics once, and I started snacking non stop. I wasn't even aware of it until I randomly thought, "Wait a minute... I don't normally eat this often." I remember being at my computer, feeling stuffed, and thinking about what I wanted to eat next once I get some room. Just thinking "Oh boy, I just can't wait till I can eat again."

In the next doctor visit the nurse weighed me and I gained 15 lbs, and she did a weird little sympathetic sounding giggle. I didn't even mind getting fat because I felt less stressed out. I stopped taking them because I found out they shrink your brain. Which apparently the doctor didn't even know about. I had to explain the studies to her and why that is definitely the case. Then she kept trying to shill other meds on me.

>>81552262 (OP)
No reason to lose weight as it doesn't guarantee you getting laid. Women owe you sex for weight loss.

If I tolerate endless bullying by chads and normies at the gym, women must also tolerate having sex with me.

Playing vidya and watching anime is more fun than humiliating yourself at the gym. And last but not least, not a single kilogram of weight or gains gained at the gym will let me have experience teenage love and sexperiences of youth.

>>81552436
I would respect fat people more if they weren't so toxicly insecure, with their crabs in a bucket mentality.

It's like you can be a normal person, then they get fat, and suddenly they turn into a whole different person. Like they're not just fat on the outside, their personality turned fat too.

I think that thin people just don't know how to cook and our tastelets. I've known how to make myself basic meals since I was like 8 and I'm really good at it. If I serve others they usually get second portions. It is not easy to stay thin when your food tastes so great

>>81552455
I don't know anybody like this. This is some bluehair shit.

>>81552471
see
>>81552436
*shrugs*

>>81552262 (OP)
>picrel
I have missed Blob-Chan

>>81552262 (OP)
You're cute, but posting yourself here nude in is a huge turn-off. Maybe you're lonely, but still, have some self-respect. Whether it's true or not, you come across as just another slob-slut attention whore.

>>81552539
>gets turned off when he sees women

>>81552487
>obvious /r9k/ shitpost
I don't take stereotypical redditor opinions as representations of real people either.

>>81552262 (OP)
at that weight she's not capable of wiping her own ass
imagine the crust

>>81552501
miss?
she still uses r9k as her personal blog.
there are like 6 of her threads in the archive

>>81552545
I really, really, really hate attention whores.

>>81552306
aim for less padded zones i think thatd be good? i also enjoy wire and nonstandard whipping (necklaces that cut into skin when whipped against it ETC)
i probably wont cry i am a masochist to some degree and one of my big fetish fantasies would be someone who hates me entirely and doesnt find me attractive whatsoever.... either getting raped by me or them beating the shit out of me until i am twitching on the floor for even attempting to talk to them. but BDSM is so LARPY and fake and gay i cannot imagine any scenario of it happening naturally unless someone is committing a crime (toybox RV guy)

>>81552610
I am a 230 pound bodybuilder, my punches will break your bones and you will cry

>>81552610
A girl tied me up once but instead of getting turned on I went full houdini.

>>81552610
How about you getting pinned and raped as punishment?
Maybe I could pull that off if you don't stink.

>>81552677
ok come and test it. and we can do it in the middle of a forest and you can leave when youre done without helping me so i bleed internally and die and get eaten by yotes or something

>>81552721
>Maybe I could pull that off if you don't stink.
wow half assed reluctant pity sex with rape slapped on as the label so degen bro how did you come up with that

>>81552785
forgot my trip here
>>81552707
LMAO how did she react to that

>>81552800
>pity sex
Hate fuck actually.
>half assed
I'd have to jackhammer you to stay hard, I doubt it wouldn't hurt.

>>81552857
uh. alright? well. you will likely get an infection from me clawing at you with my filthy fingernails ::P. why a hate rape as opposed to a hate beating (superior)

>>81552785
You would definitely die and I hate fat people so I would feel 0 attraction towards you

>>81552892
that is optimal

>>81552812
badly, she dumped me soon after.
I think she was trying to do some weird powerplay thing but that stuff goes well over my head.

>>81552262 (OP)
Does she have pubic hair? I want her to make me lick it clean.

>>81552905
oh jeez. if that happened to me i would laugh and start calculating how to tie better for it to be actually restricting. there is no good faux rape without realism

>>81552610
>one of my big fetish fantasies would be someone who hates me entirely and doesnt find me attractive whatsoever.... either getting raped by me or them beating the shit out of me until i am twitching on the floor for even attempting to talk to them.
As beautiful and 10/10 as your face and body looks... I think you're so messed up in the head I actually wouldn't want to date you. Like, degeneracy is gross.

>>81552926
i hate myself on every level even disregarding obesity or appearance. i dont exactly feel like dating with a retarded mind like this either @_@
https://youtu.be/cNAdtkSjSps?=RDYb5kzDwFNbE
PONG

>>81552940
Why do you hate yourself? Disregarding how fat you are.

>>81552872
>clawing
I doubt you could do much of that if I put you in a chokehold face down.
>why a hate rape as opposed to a hate beating
Far less chance of me feeling bad about it and stopping, and it's probably at least as painful physically.

>>81552954
i am not very smart or interesting. i want to learn a lot of things but i overwhelm myself and do nothing instead so all i have is a collection of random fun facts instead of knowledge grounded in much of anything. i want friends but i also am bad at talking to people and get overwhelmed easily by conversation and just go back to browsing forums instead. sexually my mind is broken and other than that i am autistic with anxiety. and not normal anxiety straight up delusions with physical symptoms like stomach aches brainfogs and headaches resulting that make me believe in them more. ive been afraid of surveillance before i realized im too boring for anyone to care about. i start thinking that people in the car are thinking of me with bad and evil songs and that they know i am bad and evil. idk i used to shake going into stores because the footsteps and people talking and approaching would make me wig out

i am retarded like a dog that was half assedly raised thats given xanax as a soft remedy for crippling anxiety. though i am only on light medication
and even if people compliment me i will never believe it because i know what i look like
and that is repulsive

>>81552961
>feeling bad about it and stopping
so you just want to make me feel gross instead of putting me into pure pain?
weak + gay

>>81552262 (OP)
i'm simply too lazy to eat and a picky eater
i function on a single proper meal a day,some sweets and energy drinks
i hate preparing my food, fast food is so fucking expensive and i don't want to pay for delivery and i hate condiments
i mostly sustain myself on chicken breasts and pork chops

>>81553005
Sounds like typical female neuroticism mixed with schizophrenia/demonic oppression. I hate when women don't believe my compliments. It's irritating.

I think you're just being a big pussy, but what do I know. I have social anxiety too because my serious, aloof, personality makes every hate me. They get hostile, passive aggressive, all work together to consecutively shit on me, even though all I'm doing is minding my own business. They physically grimace when they see me, or say "shit" out loud or "speak of the devil" or "why don't you go home?" I quit 5 jobs over this. I doubt anyone treats you like that.

>>81552262 (OP)
>anon says they isn't fat
>also can't get a girl or boy to like them
thinGODS have no excuses like us vile fatoids, you literally can't suffer with your perfect body.

>>81553084
I should have said "the devil minds his own business while people talk shit on him."

>>81553043
I want to make myself feel a little better by dominating someone that reminds me of somebody without any regard for your safety, I don't even know if I'll hit your cervix with all that fat of yours but I'd go as fast and hard as it makes me cum in someone like you.

>>81553084
schizophrenia? i dont think it is. but these strong waves of feeling nothing but one emotion (usually anxiety) have been floated to be bipolar or OCD by my therapist
>>81553092
when i think people hate me in public and are looking at me and hate me and want me out i just think 'i hate niggers' in my head very angrily. works pretty good
>>81553114
okay well now im curious on why you want to rape me based off of a similarity to someone you knew? what do you mean someone like you and again what makes it preferable to rape not beat (other than feeling bad personally about it) someone you say you say reminds you of someone you (probably) hate?

>>81552262 (OP)
Anyone have the archive of her pics? Didn't get them all.

>>81553175
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/catbox/username/sems/

>>81552610
So it doesn't turn you on to think about a guy sensually touching your fat?

>>81552262 (OP)
what the fuck. imagine being able to have an easy tutorial-mode life, and choose not to by stuffing food in your mouth. women are fucking stupid.

>>81552545
No man, it's just sad to see her being a dumb slut. Maybe she's a nice girl, but once they start this sort of attention-seeking behavior they're a lost cause and you might as well consider her a cumdumpster.
Are you a cumdumpster, femanon? You let randos fuck you, right? Where's the plapjack three-way video. Might as well post it now.

>>81553145
I don't even hate her, that fat fuck just went out of her way to hurt me when I refused to be her boyfriend, I kind of want to put her in her place I guess.
No way I could fuck somebody that hard without it being painful and knocking her up, you might just scratch that itch since I don't even know you and you sort of remind me of her.
No way I could beat you up, you're some tiny fat woman I feel bad for and your retarded fetishes just make me want to rape you as punishment.

>>81553249
I don't think posting pics online is the same as fucking in real life.

>>81552262 (OP)
if her tits were bigger than her gut she'd be perfect

>>81553297
No. That would be too big.

>>81553253
Bro come on, she's not a virgin. She's getting railed plapjack-style, I guarantee you.

>>81553247
food is the only thing that will never betray me

>>81553310
nah fuck that. that's called perfection. id never pull out of her.

I know just how I'd play around with a cute sems if I captured one

>>81553183
There has to be more than that.

>>81552262 (OP)
Somone needs to post a folder containing all of the nudes she ever posted

>>81553005
evil songs?
what like black metal or what?

>>81553441
Probably. Just get creative with searches.

>>81553541
Lots of non metal songs are evil. Anything that promotes degeneracy. Lots of pop songs are evil.

>>81553545
Searched /b/ and /bant/ as well.

>>81553552
pop songs are evil. metal promotes outward bittnerness and self hatred but pop is ..... they talk about evil people and i wonder if they think i am evil like the careless people in these pop songs without love
>>81553432
D: i hate puking
>>81553252
interesting explanation huh. well i guess i can understand that? rape over beating to death is still gay tho
>>81553235
i like to think of cuddly stuff too but being beaten to death is more fitting for me

>>81553674
I have been listening to Mgla and staring at a wall all week and im not as bitter as i probably should be.

>>81553734
get ANGRY then anon

>>81553674
>still gay
Are you afraid you may like getting raped or just being smug?
Maybe I should risk my boner and do missionary so I can be sure to really pummel your cervix.

>>81553790
not being smug i would probably feel quite gross afterwards


i dont really understand the part about not being able to keep a boner out of disgust yet still desiring to hatefuck but it es what et es

>>81554054
Something something rape correction and hard on from dominating.

>>81552262 (OP)
Good lord, who is this absolute unit of a woman?

>>81554169
power thing. i guess i get that
>>81554366
me at 310lbs . :P

>>81552262 (OP)
>Mountain Dew
They don't sell it in my country desu

>>81552262 (OP)
I'm currently wrestling with an opportunity to fuck a girl even fatter than this. I feel like I will regret it. What do?

>>81554456
Dude, would absolutely use you like a pillow at night. All that to hug sounds absolutely blissful.

>>81552436
I'm a nervous wreck but even if I wasn't, my work is very physical and I have no hope of gaining anything.

>>81552262 (OP)
Stopped being hungry in the last year or so. I struggle to gain weight though I'm not super skinny by any means. I'm maybe 190lbs at 6'2. I don't care much for pop and chips either. I also drunk two pots of coffee a day and upwards of 10 zyns so that probably doesn't help me gain weight

>>81552356
eating is a chore and expensive. only so many flavors to enjoy before it gets mundane. you're probably a retarded normie that gets giddy of a piece of pizza.

>>81554524
i overheat easily underneath blankets so you can use me like a heated dakimakura except without the sexy girl part

>>81554846
Sounds cozy as fuck. Since you overheat easily does that imply you sleep naked?

How do you get fat? That's like so much effort. Same as carrying rocks up a mountain all day. Where do you get such willpower from?

>>81554887
either in the clothes i wore that day or naked yes

the idea of being even mildly overweight is repulsive to me. i do everything in my power to stay as far away from that reality as possible.

t. 186cm 60kg

>>81554515
How fat? And how did you meet her?

>>81553674
What do you think about puke videos, is it at all interesting/does it make any sense?

Do you have a discord or something? I'd love to chat and make a new friend!

>>81555108
no vomiting is yucky and hurts and smells bad and is gross.

>>81555234
Well fine but maybe yucky is sexy sometimes
>smells bad and is gross
Sounds like You haha get owned idiot

>trying to flirt by talking about vomit
haha
xD

>>81555398
-_-
>>81555423
yes. why.!

>>81555746
just because im pointing out anons retardation doesn't mean im on your side namefag.
Are you the one making those "talk to the fat girl" threads?
Fuck off.

>>81554980
the only willpower she needs is to go to the fridge and back

>>81555931
yeah nigger i dont care if you like me. agreeing with your sentiment doesnt mean shit other than the individual comment i agreed with

>>81552464
>It is not easy to stay thin when your food tastes so great
it is when you can't be bothered to make it.

>>81554456
My current and last GFs were 325 and 330. Get your number up

uuuuh the attention craving fatso can use slurs LOL

TOTALLY ONE OIF US GIUS!! MORE POSTS!! MORE (YOUS!!)! FOR FOID

I eat once a day since I dont exercise anymore

>>81552262 (OP)
Im overweight but thats because BMI doesnt account for muscle. I have an advanced natty bodybuilder physique
But still a 26 year old virgin who just wants to be in love

>>81555994
thats naise m8
>>81556050
ourp
https://youtu.be/fNQ_3TCnAyw

>>81552436
Femblobs have really taken this to heart it seems. It's like they are constantly eating. I don't think you could even find one under 1000lbs

Femblob princess seems especially gluttonous
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/username/Femblob%20princess/

>>81556125
pls be in ontario. need fat gf

Why are there so many nudes of you Sems?
Why are you not profiting from this so you can buy fancy drawing equipment?
You could be making bank with your face and body instead of having them flying around for free on incel forums lmao.

>>81552262 (OP)
Would. Without hesitation. On a bed, on a floor, wherever. I would. GOD, busty lardasses are hot

this bitch huge

>>81557686
She has gotten so ugly, I think getting really really fat might not actually be good for you

>>81557733
Look at this ass, and then tell me HOW you could possibly think fat is a bad thing?

i was gonna buy some german doner kebab yesterday but i got cold feet

>>81556240
i live in new hampshire
>>81557377
>making bank
?????? lmfao
no
>>81557718
ourp

loose some weight lol

>>81558388
bitch you've already posted pics of you spreading your flaps, don't act like there's some dignity to preserve.
You could get something like this within a month with all your simps you've gathered here.

You're literally doing it for free like a janny lmao.

CICO, with those foods being 80% healthy/20% goyslop. I also workout. It's not a hard concept, but lardasses like you apparently have a hard time figuring out the easiest shit. You don't even have to go 80% healthy. Just CICO does the trick, you'll just be skinny fat.

>>81558388
checked,
can you post a vocaroo of you saying "ourp" out loud, please?

>>81552262 (OP)
Eating is a chore. Through middle/high school I never ate breakfast, made me too bloated and nauseous.

>>81558541
>dignity to preserve
retard i mean theres no money for ugly retards like me and even if there was its nothing in comparison to just working a job both fulfillment wise and monetarily
why would i want to be forced to stare at my hideous body for hours for 2 cents

>>81558639
disgusting fat fucks like you can get away with making money off some really degenerate shit, just look at how much sexual attention you somehow seem to farm even though you are a representation of the worst kind of human body

>>81558667
wow that really solved what i said. are you sure you can read or can you just write inane babble at people without regard

>>81552262 (OP)
Vomit inducing. Can this whore just suffer a heart attack due to diabetes and die already so I don't have to see her awful spam posts?

>>81552262 (OP)
>Chug some Coca-Cola or Mountain Dew every day.
i just drink water or somethin like san pellegrino. soda is just fucking nasty to me these days. glad i stopped drinking it young after finding and drinking stuff i thought was a lot tastier.

>>81558689
you said you cant make significant money. yes you can. pretty easily in fact.

dude.
this, what is this?

>>81558639
Are you dumb? Just say you don't want to do it but don't pretend there's not millions of coomers out there who bust nuts to fat chicks. BBW and SSBBW are like in the top 10 porn categories and plenty of fat chicks make a living on OF or other sites. Hell, just look how many orbiters you're amassed on this site alone just via posting two dozen pics of your blobs.
I'm not saying you should start camming and becoming an e-whore, you've already taken all those steps. I'm just suggesting you might want to make something out of it at least since you clearly live in squalor and NEETing will only get you so far.

sems has a cute face, i want to smooch her

>>81552610
if i met you in real life and asked for a smooch would you do it?

>>81558730
i said other things too. so do you have tunnel vision then?

>>81552610
>getting raped by me or them beating the shit out of me
Ngl, I never understood why the "ugly bastard" is only ever male. I yearn for female ugly bastard doujins.
Not that youre ugly tho. You have a very cute face and if you were skinnier youd be a 10/10 for sure

>>81552262 (OP)
I hate soda, i dont get fucking get how people can abuse it

>>81558778
i also yearn for them.
idk how to make a doujin though
paneling is hawrd

>>81558639
>why would i want to be forced to stare at my hideous body for hours for 2 cents
don't stand in front of a mirror, then? I'm sure filling shelves for $10 an hour with your weight feels so much better and fulfilling instead, right?
I wouldn't imply any of this if you were your average r9k trip thot but you've already posted just about all the content you could charge for for free here. You're already on the level of those chicks riding dildos and masturbating on OF, but those can at least buy a candy bar or even pay their rent from it, you only get nasty comments on r9k and discord trolls.
Be smarter about this.

>>81558778
>female ugly bastard
no such thing, if there's a hole it's already on par with a good looking guy. No guy will scream KYAAAA STOP while his dick is being serviced, even if the chick is fat and full of warts.

Much easier to make it demeaning for the chicks if it's an old dude doing the same to her. Same reason men get sent to the rape dungeons in jails for doing stuff with kids but all those teachers fucking their students get a slap on the wrist.

>>81558774
the only other things you even said was that it wouldnt be fulfilling and you dont like looking at your ugly body? both of these are non-issues and have nothing to do with my point which was that you can easily make good money off your body. i wasnt the other guy you were talking to before >>81558639 so if you said something else then i cant be bothered to read that far. i wouldnt say its offbrand for an obese person but literally every time i talk to you you're just so insufferable and whiny, it is quite impressive

sems always ignores me
i only want to smooch her... :'(

>>81558857
she's a minor, creepy bro.

>>81558879
>SHE ONLY HAD HER 18TH BIRTHDAY A YEAR AGO YOU SICK FUCK

>>81558805
how do u wipe

>>81558979
>implying she does

>>81552262 (OP)
>her broken chair falling to the side

Fucking kek

>>81552262 (OP)
I was 400+ lbs and posting here constantly
Now I'm 180 lbs and never post here
Gonna leave before I absorb all the fat back into my horrendous skin folds

>>81559002
lol, this. all fat peolple have dirty buttholes. no exceptions.