Thread 81555025

Going to work and I'm really bored. Imagine femboy and any ideas how I can secretly spice up my shift today? I work ar a sushi place

>>81555025 (OP)
yeah seeing that you're a faggot twink you can try this!
>pull up grindr
>find an actual male (read masculine)
>GET TOPPED.

>>81555039
Done that already :) and that's not at work sooooo

>>81555057
you totally can do that at work though make it a game and see how many quickies you can have in the washroom in a single shift :)

don't do it you will regret it

>>81555081
Lmao I'm trying to spice up my shift not get fired. Plus my job is small, only like 5 people on shift total so they would notice if I'm gone for a while. Good idea tho desu

>>81555107
Why have u done it before lmao

>>81555025 (OP)
nantaimori is the answer for a sushi place.

My work is also very small but I think that would make it even more fun. But it'll also be busy tonight

>>81555224
What is that? Sorry I'm not too certain on what it is

I wish there was a place where you could work as a femboy.

>>81555247
sushi served off a naked male

>>81555025 (OP)
Wear cute clothes under your work uniform

>>81555411
Lmao, if i could bring that up to my boss I would

>>81555418
OOH like what?? I don't have a ton but any ideas?

>>81555376
UGHHH IKKK I WOULD APPLY SO FASTT. And I would get tons of tips :)

>>81555438
Whatever you have. How am I supposed to know what clothes you own

>>81555464
Oh my bad I was just wondering if u have any ideas. But I could wear some panties or sum

>>81555479
Or maybe like a crop top and and a slutty bra under my shirt

Easy just wear a plug

>>81555533
Already planning on it. I have to wear a smaller one or else I won't be able to properly work

>>81555547
Laaaame use a medium one anon

>>81555600
Ughhh idkkk i would be presuming all shift and I wouldn't be able to work properly. Maybe on a slower day but a Friday night it might be too much :)

>>81555454
x2
I would be one of the first to accept that job

>>81555621
I would do so much and make tons of money and let the customers do what they want for me for extra tips :)

>>81555617
What's your job about, do you walk too much?

>>81555675
Yea I work making sushi on a line. I wish I was a waiter but unfortunately I'm a cook lmao. And yea I walk around alot and stand alot

>>81555664
You clearly know how to generate good business

>>81555025 (OP)
Cum in cooked rice.

>>81555712
That's why I wish I was a server. Although I couldn't serve sushi naked I would do ANYTHING for the customers tip :)

When a man who clearly looks like he hasn't felt the touch of a woman in years walks in, blue ball him. Subtly flirt with him, "accidentally" drop and have to pick stuff up in front of him and then just let him walk out with a boner.

>>81555742
Other than the ca t that doing that would be next to impossible at my job I would only do it if a customer specifically ordered it XD

>>81555761
Ughhh that's such a good idea. I also wear my apron tight to show off my waist. I got a 24 inch waist and a decent ass so I look really snatched a t work

>>81555750
You can always make a special, where you are the table, but they would have to close the place.

>>81555769
You can spit in the drinks when no one is looking.

>>81555808
Did that only one time, a customer was rude to one of the servers so I spit in his sushi roll. Bro ate it up and never knew

>>81555792
True, this is why I would want to work somewhere that'll let me be a slut server

>>81555785
I'm a femboy too you're making me wanna be a waitress of sorts. I wish I could tease a man like that fuck.

>>81555848
Lmao, the most i did was we had a coworker who is had a crush on (he quit now) and i accidentally kept rubbing up on him with my ass or bumping my hand in his junk or chest. Near the end of the shift I bent to pick someing up right on his deck and I was wearing a pink thong that was showing. I felt his hard cock on my ass only for a second hehe :)

>>81555873
Kinda miss having a work crush tho, no one i like currently works there.

>>81555025 (OP)
just wear cute underwear and a chastity cage to work and take cute selfies in the bathroom

>>81555961
I don't have a cage but I think I will definitely wear a thong to work

>>81555832
i see i see, is a good idea

>>81555978
And i might take some pics but idkk lmaoo

>>81555983
Too bad nowear would let me do that. Other than a strip club but idk if I would make a ton of money or they would hire me cuz I'm a guy

>>81555998
I have also heard some places in like Japan or China in the underworld they have servers like that which can then be used as prostitutes for rich people as well. Which would also be a dream come true

>>81555998
There are men's clubs, so we'll have to create a femboy maid bar and at night it's a femboy club.

>>81556086
Yesss, where some of the servers in a zip lounge can be used as sex toys or orgys if u pay enough. And can also be booked out for events.

Got my thong on :) and I'm ready to go to work hehe

>>81556268
You're gonna go out like that? Whore

>>81556121
Yes!
In a perfect world, that would be my dream job.

>>81556378
I know what i am :) ion really care either way

>>81556387
UGH I KNOWWW I WISH THAT EXISTED RAHHHH

Update: this thong is so up my ass but it feels lowkey nice lmao

Update 2: the thong rubbing up against my balls constantly and being in my ass is turning me on. Started touching myself in the bathroom a lil

>>81555025 (OP)
Carry the sushi to people with your erect cock

>>81557600
Lmao I'm on my break now and when I was making the food I kept pushing my cocktail up against the line surface feeling really good

Update 3:OK A COWORKER DEF SAW MY THONG. I WAS PICKING SOMETHING UP IN FRONT OF HIM CUZ HE DROPPED SOMETHING AND I FELT IT SLIP OUT AND I GOT A LIL WHALE TAIL AND WHEN I ZIPPED BACK UP HE WAS JUST STARING AT ME. HE HAS JUST BEEN SILENT TO ME AND STARING ALL SHIFT AHHH HELP :(

>>81558264
he thinks you're a degenerate and feels incredibly nauseated

>>81558339
BRO I KNOW IM ACTUALLY SO FUCKING EMBARRASSED RN. HE HASNT SAID ANYTHING BUT IM HIDING IN THE BREAK TOOM RN BUT I GOTTA GO BACK OUT IN 10 MINUTES

>>81555025 (OP)
at WORK? You want to bring your fetish to WORK man? What?

I feel fucking awful Holy fuck. No one else noticed but I think I'll be fine for the most part

>>81558380
BRO MY SHIFTS ARE MAD BORING I JUST WANTWD TO DO SOMETHING LMAO

>>81555025 (OP)
Challenge other femboys to armed combat when at work. When you defeat them, feed on their femboy souls to give you femboy ability points to level up. This is how femboys get more powerful. It's like highlander rules, there can only be one femboy.

>>81558393
alright man but your FETISH? Your fetish can't be so all encompasing that you would incorporate it into life outside of sexual things, that's distuuuurbing dude. stop fuckin' doing that, you've just faced the consequences for your actions. At least if you never do it again it's possible that no one will believe that guy if he tells anyone. You're a pinhead man. Are you at least cute btw

>>81558429
Yea ur prob right, fuck around and find out. I would say I'm cute. 135 pounds, 6 foot, small but nice shaped ass, curly hair. But not the best move lmao

>>81558452
the biggest thing when it comes to traps is the facial structure. do you have a masculine facial structure?

>>81558520
Meh, I don't think so. I don't have any facial hair and I have a decent jawline and eyebags. And I don't have any acne. I think I'm pretty good

>>81558520
But i can't show u cuz i am definitely NOT showing my face online lmao. When I get home tho I can take some pics but below the face

>>81558650
Can you put sushi on your erect cock when you get home

>>81558629
what if you trace your face from a screenshot?

>>81558675
LMAO I'M NOT ALLOWED TO TAKE GOOD HOME SO I CANT SORRY. BUT ILL TRY

>>81559085
Ion think so cuz it's still privacy. Idk I'll see how i feel

JUST ONE MORE HOUR UNTIL MY SHIFT IS DONE AHHH

>>81559648
Were all waiting anon

>>81558380
Trannies are like this

>>81555454
>>81555376
I would be at the business daily
n
I need a femboy in my life BAD

>>81559686
LMAO, well I need a real man BAD as well hehe :)

>>81559670
Clocking out now, imma be home I like half an hour xp

Got home but I have to head out again to get dinner, changed into some pj's and a new thong hehe

>>81560259
Show us the thong pwease

>>81560369
Cute right lmao hehe :) it's cherries

Made it home finally :3

>>81560590
When are you starting an onlyfans

>>81560608
Lmao i don't think i could do all that. If I did it would have to show my face and stuff and idk I like my privacy. But trust I have def thought of it

>>81560614
But also I love sharing myself with everyone without paying. I know it's dumb but I like being a whole for people on the internet and it makes me happy that I can be treated as one :)

>>81560655
Sorry had to recover from the embarrassment of realizing Ive been namefagging this whole time
But anyways you could be one of those faceless pornstars that just use dildos and whatnot

>>81560697
That's not too bad of an idea. But idk cuz I have been liking what I do. I really like feeling like an internet whore who puts my whole body on the internet for free for people to use and request that I do things for them. Maybe one day, but I like the idea. If I ever do u could be my manager how abt that hehe. Oh also what is name fagging?

>>81560718
Using a name when posting is fag behavior, hence the term namefag
Also if youre really a whore then post a vocaroo of you moaning

>>81560590
Are those tattoos on your arm or is it just pen?

>>81560774
Okii I will, is vocaroo like an audio website???

>>81560825
Just pen lmao, at work to remember things I write them on my arm

>>81560876
Newfag spotted, but since youre a cute femboy I wont shun you, vocaroo is a voice recording site that 4chuds use to send VMs

>>81560911
Phhh oki lmao, gimme some time. Later tonight imma dress up in full slutty clothes and then I'll send a voice message hehe :)

>>81560911
https://voca.ro/19oYnbMiaalL
A lil voice recording while fingering myself hehe :) I haven't recorded my voice so I'm a lil self conscious. But I kinda liked it so if anyone wants me to say anything or do anything I can :)

>>81561078
I ate a donut while listening to this
And can you say: catch a throatful from the fire vocal with ash and molten glass like eyjafjallajokull

>>81561122
Lmao sure I guess but is the last part gibberish order does this mean something lmao?

>>81561126
Its a volcano out of Iceland

>>81561135
Ok but just so u know I have no clue how to pronounce that lmao xp

>>81561078
Damn, you have such an amazing moan, it's intoxicating!

>>81561156
AHH LMAO THANK YOUUU I WAS SO NERVOUS

>>81561122
I did my best lmao bit so sorry I totally butchered it

https://voca.ro/1nz8ViKQNwKV

>>81561180
Heheh, you're a treat ;)
Continue being yourself!

>>81561228
Thats funny lol, its just some lyric I remembered from an MFDOOM song

>>81561242
OMG THANK YOUUU THAT ACTUALLY MAKES ME SO HAPPY LMAOO :)))

>>81561244
OMG REALLY I ACTUALLY REALLY LOVE MF DOOM. AND I GOT ONE OF HIS VINYLS

>>81561078
>>81561242
You people are so fucking annoying just go to pornhub or something

>>81561256
Help were here now. Soooo idk

>>81561256
>You people
LMAO

>>81561278
LMAO RIGHT XD

>>81561254
Aww lucky, im on neetbux so I cant afford shit like that
What did you think of the album born like this, its my favorite album of his

>>81561298
LOL yeah!
Well, that was enough for me, gotta go ^^;

>>81561309
Tbh i really liked it but my fav album is badic but it's mm food. I just really like all the tracks and it's got classics like hoe cakes, gumbo, and rap snitches and one beer

>>81561312
WHATTT WHYYY LEAVING. FUCKK WELL HAVE A GOOD NIGHT STILL!! XO

>>81561351
Thank you! Its pretty late, so I need to fix my sleep schedule!

>>81561358
Ahhhh, and nothing else for me. No last minute requests or anything?? Cmoj I'll do anything ;)

>>81561338
Gumbo? Thought that was a skit
My favorite song from mm food is kon karne, in the song he says "I dedicate this mix to subroc"which was the nickname of his (dead) brother who he used to rap with

>>81561374
Um... Just do a cute pose, I don't have anything specific in mind!

>>81561389
Here u go, lil cute pose cuz I'm in femboy clothes I'm hehe

>>81561388
It is but the beat comes in like halfway through and i just really like the drums and everything lmao :)

>>81561419
OH MY GOOD HEAVENS, ITS PERFECT!
Now, I can rest in piece knowing how cute you are!

>>81561435
Well that's good. But if u go to sleep u won't be able to talk to me or request anythinggg. But Goodnight:)

>>81561432
I'm going to go to sleep too, I need to pack for my move in a few days and 4chan is my only solace

>>81561450
Dw, I hope I get to talk to you another time if I find the thread (Which I think I won't since I found this by accident)

>>81561451
Well Goodluck anyway and have a goodnight

>>81561466
Make another post tomorrow when you get off work :3

>>81561460
Tmrw ill be making another work thread. I think I might take a buttplug into work hehe. Or whatever yall suggest:)

>>81561472
I'll make another like today before work lmao :)

>>81561475
Sounds pretty fun! Well I hope I get to stumble upon it like this thread.
Now, to the shadows (the bed) I go!

>>81561491
AHHH WELL HAVE FUN IM PROB JUST GONNA GOON AND HESD TO BED AS WELL LMAO

>>81561494
HELL YEAH!! I'm abstaining myself from gooning, just so my sleep becomes better! Good night to you as well!

>>81561510
Well if anyone else comes into this one I'll be taking requests for basically anything

>>81561494
Can you put sushi on your erect cock then

>>81561525
Lmao i don't have sushi but if I did it would. Rn I'm anal goofing with a hairbrush. And I'm abt 5 inches deep

I love anal gooning it's sooo fun

>>81561589
dis nigga goofin

>>81561645
Always goofing u already know :p

>>81561666
wow ok satan if you say so

>>81561677
WHOOOAA WHAT LMAO HOW AM I SATAN

>>81561696
you got satan trips dummy

>>81561702
Uhhh, sorry what does that mean? I'm kinda dumb ik

>>81555025 (OP)
rub your dick on things, totally. back in highschool when i was still a smoker, id flip over a few cigs and marked one. the marked one was the "lucky last" and the others were ones i had rubbed the filter and rolled my foreskin over and yadda yadda. so everytime someone asked me for a cig, id give you a fresh one or spiced one depending if you were cool or not.

>>81561419
whys the broccoli hair so popular? do you like it that much or is it just because its the cool cut

>>81561832
If I worked in a private area everything would have my dick on it. But unfortunately I don't:( but I like your cigarette thing. That's really funny lmao

>>81561854
I cut it short a decent bit ago and it's slowly growing in. I don't think i have broccoli hair but I have an undercut

>>81561856
its a dick move, but i was young and dumb. also totally illegal as fuck. nowdays the most "edgy" "crime" i commit (offline) is occasionally jerking off while wearing a condom to mix it up, then tie it off and stuff it into a soda pop can. then i return the can for the deposit at one of those automatic can recycling stations.

>>81561864
im talking in general here, not your hair specifically, but i just dont get the broccoli hair look at all. havent seen anyone that it seems to work on. eh. just old man yelling at clouds shit i guess, its really really popular around where i live. people used to shittalk my hair saying i stole it from justin beiber, but i had it before he did, so fuck em all

>>81561896
Yea for me I just like it cuz I feel confident with it and I don't look too good with long hair. I make sure to cut it tho so it doesn't turn into a big ass bush on my head

>>81561876
HOLY FUCK THATS FUNNY ASF ION EVEN GONNA LIE. LIKE DAM. But yea thats really funny, and really dumb. But mostly funny

wait. since they pay via an automated system to your bank/debt card if you want, they could theoretically set this system up to track cans to....customers? like, i really doubt it, this place is a filthy old as fuck shithole, but those things are already set up to sense and sort cans, adding a camera to catch each can, so if it gets rejected later down the line they know who to deduct the refund from? so theres a chance they could figure out where the cums coming from. okay i cant risk that anymore.

so i cant keep getting the deposit back, but i could still use this somehow. drop them into the neighbors can recycling thing so hes the one returning my loads. or dropping them off in the little can collection at work so the boss man who takes them all and pockets the refund....hmmm

sorry im distracted. the sweater youve got looks good on you, but for some reaosn i think the high waist undergarments look a bit silly, i think you should go with something really low and have more of your belly exposed.

>>81561969
LMAO I LOVE YOUR RANT ABT THE CANS. And what do u think would look better. I have some jeans shorts and a homemade skirt. Or do u got any other ideas?

>>81561988
well, im not a fashion expert or anything, but im guessing you went with the high waist stuff because its extremely girly, the nearest male equiv is body builders and those weird thongs and that your pretty tall and slender looking, so the high waist thing to highlight that, but i dont think you need it at all. the heigh your pants are at in that picture is pretty much the right spot. unless you switch to a string bikini sort of thing so its not actually covering up anything.

>>81562039
Fair point. I just changed i to a new outfit so tell me what u think. Ik it's a lil weird but the bodysuit highlights my waist

>>81562039
And from the back. It's a lil weird and idk how I feel abt this one

>>81562048
>>81562052
maybe hotpants, a bright color, and then some kinda looser, baggier sort of sport shorts over them, but a tad lower so you can see a bit of both. thats what id try?

>>81555025 (OP)
based and redpilled bunnyboy

>>81562052
cute cute!!!
>>81561589
Doesn't it hurt? I've always wanted to try it, but I'm scared.

>>81564176
Lmao no it doesn't, only if I go in too deep. But I have to warm up just a bit for it

>>81562999
LMAO THANK YOUU, I wish it was acceptable for me to go outside in a bunny costume and collar and get dragged around and fucked by any man who wants

>>81562199
Gimme that's not too bad of an idea if I had those hotpants. My bulge would show and it would be right in my ass lmao. So it would be perfect

>>81564411
Too bad I don't go outside, I'm clearly missing out on some great things

>>81564427
Lmao, apparently. But i don't go outside too much either. It's really just for work

>>81564401
Any recommendations on how to get started?

>>81564435
Why don't you go neet? You could just jack off and watch tv all day

>>81564439
Oh ofc, firest I recommend always shower and clean your ass first. U don't wanna get shit on anything. I recommend shitting first and like REALLY pushing everything out. Even if it feels like nothings left just keep pushing for a but. Then get in the shower and spread yourself as wide as u can. And then let the water hit directly on your asshole to help clean it. It helps if u stick a finger in there in the shower to help but it's not necessary. Once your clean just start off slow with spit or lube on one finger and slowly trace the edge and then go in slowly. Keep your finger in to get the feel for itand move it around inside to loosen up. And then slowly pull out and then let yourself rest and then do it again. This will take a while but after some time you'll be able to do 2 fingers, then a plug, then a dido, so on and so fourth but make sure not too rush anything because it will REALLY hurt if you try to do something that does not fit

>>81564457
Lmao cuz my parents wouldn't allow it. I live with them rn and they said if I don't have a job or am going to collage then I have to pay rent. And yk, no money if no job. But I wish

>>81564487
Oh, OK!
I'll try it this week.

>>81564659
AHHH OKIII THATS GOOD FOE U I WISH U THE BEST SND REMEMBER DONT RUSH ANYTHING CUZ THE PAIN IS REALLY BAD

>>81562048
>>81562052
I wanna shove my eel in your little sushi roll and fill it with cream cheese while ignoring the shrimp in the front of your panties

>>81564826
AHHH LMAO I LOVE THAT, thank you. I really appreciate it hehe :)

cook your penis in a fryer next shift

Going to work again today. Any other suggestions. Or any ideas for when I come back home tonight after work :)

>>81565804
I'll think abt that dw

>>81565823
Send cock picks from the bathroom

>>81566029
Ophh hehe ill definitely do that :)

I want to try this so bad but I just dont have the courage same for hrt and all that shit so I sit alone at home with a cage and a dildo Am I doomed

>>81566197
LMAO NO UR NOT DOOMED. I'm not on hot and I don't even have a cage or dildo. ITS all abt baby steps. Like maybe just start out wearing panties under your underwear going out, and then move up to no underwear, then wearing more fem clothes, going out in makeup. It's all abt steps. And no ur never doomed and it's never too late. But also there's no shame in sitting at home anal gooning. I LOVE ANAL PLAY HEHEHEHE :)

Awh omg thank you >>81566223
I always wear panties now, and I have made a bit of progress mostly just letting men use me online ngl

>>81566280
Omg yess i love men using me for their own sexual pleasure online. Also it's great to hear u already wear panties:)

>>81566307
Thank uuu uwu ur so sweet

>>81566316
AHHH STOPPP NO YOUR SWEET :))) I LOVE TO SEE ANOTHER FEMBOY OR SISSY

>>81566334
Im a sissy but like ong im prolly gna transition with the way my life is going

>>81566341
Lmao wdym with the way your life is going?? Why would u transistion?

I gotta get ready for work soon AGHHHHHH

>>81555025 (OP)
There's nothing creepier than some blatant homosexual putting on a feminine voice whilst taking your order.

>>81566666
Well I guess it's a good thing I don't take people's orders

Getting ready to shower and head to work :)

Ok changed up for work. I'm not gonna wear panties after what happened last time but I think I still wanna do some slutty stuff discreetly. If anyone has any requests I can do them hehe as long as they aren't to crazy

>>81564418
that and i was thinking since your already tall you might as well try to "look wide". showing off as much as the stomach and midriff as possible.....maybe a belly peircing? id get one of those temporary fake piercings and stick one there and see if you like it. (i personally am not really a fan of peircings, but i havent really encountered a belly one irl. i imagine its fun to play with, and would draw peoples eyes towards your belly, which you would be exposing quite openly with the hotpants.).

>>81566880
you should shave before going to work next time

>>81568153
if youve never done this dont do it before work. it could itch and be the worst thing ever. according to a friend, totally.

>>81567780
Oooh i see what your saying, yea that would look really good. I don't have hotpants but I think I have some boots shorts. Idk I have to look and I wish I had a belly piercing

>>81568153
This was my ass after I shaved lmao. I just didn't shave my taint or balls or nothing or my actual hole. But yes it is also pretty itchy

>>81568250
beauty is pain, but also you're shaving poorly if it gets that itchy. Look up how to do it better, girls shave all the time.

>>81568279
you should shave your ding dong too sweety

>>81568320
hence the "never done this" part. i wouldn't want to find out i screwed it up an hour before going to work. which has definitely not happened to me before. nope. but i imagine accidentally jabbing almost your own asshole with an electric shaver and getting a huge weird cut that looks like a "tear here" section on cardboard or something would suck a whole bunch.

>>81568320
Beauty is pain that's why I'm doing it. And I should have probably looked up a video on how to shave because I just did it in the shower with no practice lmao. And I'm too scared to put a razor at my cock sryyy

>>81568375
IKK THAT WPULD SUCK, that's why I only did my cheeks cuz I was so scared abt cutting inside my ass that it would get infected or just hurt or just a whole bunch of not cool stuff yk

>>81568904
>And I'm too scared to put a razor at my cock sryyy
why are you such a pussy lol what do you think is going to happen

>>81569375
Lmao I'm scared that I'll cut it idk. And also I don't use an electric razor I use like an actual razor lmao

Also I'm on break rn YAYAYAYAYAYAA

>>81569462
dont use nair

>>81569641
Lmao wasn't planning on it. I heard if u use it wrong it can burn and that it also really smells lmao :(

>>81569698
its literally chemical hellfire, so yeah you dont want to put it on your fiddly bits or near them at all. its a weird product that stays available on the market because it works, even though its really kinda crazy and nasty. just turns your hair into goop? "scrape your hair off after applying". what the fuck

>>81569717
Yea no it's not appealing to me at all. So imma just shave for now. And plus I really only do a deep shave if I'm going to see a dude for a hookup lmao