Going to work and I'm really bored. Imagine femboy and any ideas how I can secretly spice up my shift today? I work ar a sushi place
>>81555025 (OP)yeah seeing that you're a faggot twink you can try this!
>pull up grindr>find an actual male (read masculine)>GET TOPPED.
>>81555039Done that already :) and that's not at work sooooo
>>81555057you totally can do that at work though make it a game and see how many quickies you can have in the washroom in a single shift :)
don't do it you will regret it
>>81555081Lmao I'm trying to spice up my shift not get fired. Plus my job is small, only like 5 people on shift total so they would notice if I'm gone for a while. Good idea tho desu
>>81555107Why have u done it before lmao
>>81555025 (OP)nantaimori is the answer for a sushi place.
My work is also very small but I think that would make it even more fun. But it'll also be busy tonight
>>81555224What is that? Sorry I'm not too certain on what it is
I wish there was a place where you could work as a femboy.
>>81555247sushi served off a naked male
>>81555025 (OP)Wear cute clothes under your work uniform
>>81555411Lmao, if i could bring that up to my boss I would
>>81555418OOH like what?? I don't have a ton but any ideas?
>>81555376UGHHH IKKK I WOULD APPLY SO FASTT. And I would get tons of tips :)
>>81555438Whatever you have. How am I supposed to know what clothes you own
>>81555464Oh my bad I was just wondering if u have any ideas. But I could wear some panties or sum
>>81555479Or maybe like a crop top and and a slutty bra under my shirt
>>81555533Already planning on it. I have to wear a smaller one or else I won't be able to properly work
>>81555547Laaaame use a medium one anon
>>81555600Ughhh idkkk i would be presuming all shift and I wouldn't be able to work properly. Maybe on a slower day but a Friday night it might be too much :)
>>81555454x2
I would be one of the first to accept that job
>>81555621I would do so much and make tons of money and let the customers do what they want for me for extra tips :)
>>81555617What's your job about, do you walk too much?
>>81555675Yea I work making sushi on a line. I wish I was a waiter but unfortunately I'm a cook lmao. And yea I walk around alot and stand alot
>>81555664You clearly know how to generate good business
>>81555712That's why I wish I was a server. Although I couldn't serve sushi naked I would do ANYTHING for the customers tip :)
When a man who clearly looks like he hasn't felt the touch of a woman in years walks in, blue ball him. Subtly flirt with him, "accidentally" drop and have to pick stuff up in front of him and then just let him walk out with a boner.
>>81555742Other than the ca t that doing that would be next to impossible at my job I would only do it if a customer specifically ordered it XD
>>81555761Ughhh that's such a good idea. I also wear my apron tight to show off my waist. I got a 24 inch waist and a decent ass so I look really snatched a t work
>>81555750You can always make a special, where you are the table, but they would have to close the place.
>>81555769You can spit in the drinks when no one is looking.
>>81555808Did that only one time, a customer was rude to one of the servers so I spit in his sushi roll. Bro ate it up and never knew
>>81555792True, this is why I would want to work somewhere that'll let me be a slut server
>>81555785I'm a femboy too you're making me wanna be a waitress of sorts. I wish I could tease a man like that fuck.
>>81555848Lmao, the most i did was we had a coworker who is had a crush on (he quit now) and i accidentally kept rubbing up on him with my ass or bumping my hand in his junk or chest. Near the end of the shift I bent to pick someing up right on his deck and I was wearing a pink thong that was showing. I felt his hard cock on my ass only for a second hehe :)
>>81555873Kinda miss having a work crush tho, no one i like currently works there.
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>>81555025 (OP)just wear cute underwear and a chastity cage to work and take cute selfies in the bathroom
>>81555961I don't have a cage but I think I will definitely wear a thong to work
>>81555832i see i see, is a good idea
>>81555978And i might take some pics but idkk lmaoo
>>81555983Too bad nowear would let me do that. Other than a strip club but idk if I would make a ton of money or they would hire me cuz I'm a guy
>>81555998I have also heard some places in like Japan or China in the underworld they have servers like that which can then be used as prostitutes for rich people as well. Which would also be a dream come true
>>81555998There are men's clubs, so we'll have to create a femboy maid bar and at night it's a femboy club.
>>81556086Yesss, where some of the servers in a zip lounge can be used as sex toys or orgys if u pay enough. And can also be booked out for events.
Got my thong on :) and I'm ready to go to work hehe
>>81556268You're gonna go out like that? Whore
>>81556121Yes!
In a perfect world, that would be my dream job.
>>81556378I know what i am :) ion really care either way
>>81556387UGH I KNOWWW I WISH THAT EXISTED RAHHHH
Update: this thong is so up my ass but it feels lowkey nice lmao
Update 2: the thong rubbing up against my balls constantly and being in my ass is turning me on. Started touching myself in the bathroom a lil
>>81555025 (OP)Carry the sushi to people with your erect cock
>>81557600Lmao I'm on my break now and when I was making the food I kept pushing my cocktail up against the line surface feeling really good
Update 3:OK A COWORKER DEF SAW MY THONG. I WAS PICKING SOMETHING UP IN FRONT OF HIM CUZ HE DROPPED SOMETHING AND I FELT IT SLIP OUT AND I GOT A LIL WHALE TAIL AND WHEN I ZIPPED BACK UP HE WAS JUST STARING AT ME. HE HAS JUST BEEN SILENT TO ME AND STARING ALL SHIFT AHHH HELP :(
>>81558264he thinks you're a degenerate and feels incredibly nauseated
>>81558339BRO I KNOW IM ACTUALLY SO FUCKING EMBARRASSED RN. HE HASNT SAID ANYTHING BUT IM HIDING IN THE BREAK TOOM RN BUT I GOTTA GO BACK OUT IN 10 MINUTES
>>81555025 (OP)at WORK? You want to bring your fetish to WORK man? What?
I feel fucking awful Holy fuck. No one else noticed but I think I'll be fine for the most part
>>81558380BRO MY SHIFTS ARE MAD BORING I JUST WANTWD TO DO SOMETHING LMAO
>>81555025 (OP)Challenge other femboys to armed combat when at work. When you defeat them, feed on their femboy souls to give you femboy ability points to level up. This is how femboys get more powerful. It's like highlander rules, there can only be one femboy.
>>81558393alright man but your FETISH? Your fetish can't be so all encompasing that you would incorporate it into life outside of sexual things, that's distuuuurbing dude. stop fuckin' doing that, you've just faced the consequences for your actions. At least if you never do it again it's possible that no one will believe that guy if he tells anyone. You're a pinhead man. Are you at least cute btw
>>81558429Yea ur prob right, fuck around and find out. I would say I'm cute. 135 pounds, 6 foot, small but nice shaped ass, curly hair. But not the best move lmao
>>81558452the biggest thing when it comes to traps is the facial structure. do you have a masculine facial structure?
>>81558520Meh, I don't think so. I don't have any facial hair and I have a decent jawline and eyebags. And I don't have any acne. I think I'm pretty good
>>81558520But i can't show u cuz i am definitely NOT showing my face online lmao. When I get home tho I can take some pics but below the face
>>81558650Can you put sushi on your erect cock when you get home
>>81558629what if you trace your face from a screenshot?
>>81558675LMAO I'M NOT ALLOWED TO TAKE GOOD HOME SO I CANT SORRY. BUT ILL TRY
>>81559085Ion think so cuz it's still privacy. Idk I'll see how i feel
JUST ONE MORE HOUR UNTIL MY SHIFT IS DONE AHHH
>>81555454>>81555376I would be at the business daily
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I need a femboy in my life BAD
>>81559686LMAO, well I need a real man BAD as well hehe :)
>>81559670Clocking out now, imma be home I like half an hour xp
Got home but I have to head out again to get dinner, changed into some pj's and a new thong hehe
>>81560369Cute right lmao hehe :) it's cherries
>>81560590When are you starting an onlyfans
>>81560608Lmao i don't think i could do all that. If I did it would have to show my face and stuff and idk I like my privacy. But trust I have def thought of it
>>81560614But also I love sharing myself with everyone without paying. I know it's dumb but I like being a whole for people on the internet and it makes me happy that I can be treated as one :)
>>81560655Sorry had to recover from the embarrassment of realizing Ive been namefagging this whole time
But anyways you could be one of those faceless pornstars that just use dildos and whatnot
>>81560697That's not too bad of an idea. But idk cuz I have been liking what I do. I really like feeling like an internet whore who puts my whole body on the internet for free for people to use and request that I do things for them. Maybe one day, but I like the idea. If I ever do u could be my manager how abt that hehe. Oh also what is name fagging?
>>81560718Using a name when posting is fag behavior, hence the term namefag
Also if youre really a whore then post a vocaroo of you moaning
>>81560590Are those tattoos on your arm or is it just pen?
>>81560774Okii I will, is vocaroo like an audio website???
>>81560825Just pen lmao, at work to remember things I write them on my arm
>>81560876Newfag spotted, but since youre a cute femboy I wont shun you, vocaroo is a voice recording site that 4chuds use to send VMs
>>81560911Phhh oki lmao, gimme some time. Later tonight imma dress up in full slutty clothes and then I'll send a voice message hehe :)
>>81560911https://voca.ro/19oYnbMiaalL
A lil voice recording while fingering myself hehe :) I haven't recorded my voice so I'm a lil self conscious. But I kinda liked it so if anyone wants me to say anything or do anything I can :)
>>81561078I ate a donut while listening to this
And can you say: catch a throatful from the fire vocal with ash and molten glass like eyjafjallajokull
>>81561122Lmao sure I guess but is the last part gibberish order does this mean something lmao?
>>81561126Its a volcano out of Iceland
>>81561135Ok but just so u know I have no clue how to pronounce that lmao xp
>>81561078Damn, you have such an amazing moan, it's intoxicating!
>>81561156AHH LMAO THANK YOUUU I WAS SO NERVOUS
>>81561122I did my best lmao bit so sorry I totally butchered it
https://voca.ro/1nz8ViKQNwKV
>>81561228Thats funny lol, its just some lyric I remembered from an MFDOOM song
>>81561242OMG THANK YOUUU THAT ACTUALLY MAKES ME SO HAPPY LMAOO :)))
>>81561244OMG REALLY I ACTUALLY REALLY LOVE MF DOOM. AND I GOT ONE OF HIS VINYLS
>>81561078>>81561242You people are so fucking annoying just go to pornhub or something
>>81561256Help were here now. Soooo idk
>>81561254Aww lucky, im on neetbux so I cant afford shit like that
What did you think of the album born like this, its my favorite album of his
>>81561298LOL yeah!
Well, that was enough for me, gotta go ^^;
>>81561309Tbh i really liked it but my fav album is badic but it's mm food. I just really like all the tracks and it's got classics like hoe cakes, gumbo, and rap snitches and one beer
>>81561312WHATTT WHYYY LEAVING. FUCKK WELL HAVE A GOOD NIGHT STILL!! XO
>>81561351Thank you! Its pretty late, so I need to fix my sleep schedule!
>>81561358Ahhhh, and nothing else for me. No last minute requests or anything?? Cmoj I'll do anything ;)
>>81561338Gumbo? Thought that was a skit
My favorite song from mm food is kon karne, in the song he says "I dedicate this mix to subroc"which was the nickname of his (dead) brother who he used to rap with
>>81561374Um... Just do a cute pose, I don't have anything specific in mind!
>>81561389Here u go, lil cute pose cuz I'm in femboy clothes I'm hehe
>>81561388It is but the beat comes in like halfway through and i just really like the drums and everything lmao :)
>>81561419OH MY GOOD HEAVENS, ITS PERFECT!
Now, I can rest in piece knowing how cute you are!
>>81561435Well that's good. But if u go to sleep u won't be able to talk to me or request anythinggg. But Goodnight:)
>>81561432I'm going to go to sleep too, I need to pack for my move in a few days and 4chan is my only solace
>>81561450Dw, I hope I get to talk to you another time if I find the thread (Which I think I won't since I found this by accident)
>>81561451Well Goodluck anyway and have a goodnight
>>81561466Make another post tomorrow when you get off work :3
>>81561460Tmrw ill be making another work thread. I think I might take a buttplug into work hehe. Or whatever yall suggest:)
>>81561472I'll make another like today before work lmao :)
>>81561475Sounds pretty fun! Well I hope I get to stumble upon it like this thread.
Now, to the shadows (the bed) I go!
>>81561491AHHH WELL HAVE FUN IM PROB JUST GONNA GOON AND HESD TO BED AS WELL LMAO
>>81561494HELL YEAH!! I'm abstaining myself from gooning, just so my sleep becomes better! Good night to you as well!
>>81561510Well if anyone else comes into this one I'll be taking requests for basically anything
>>81561494Can you put sushi on your erect cock then
>>81561525Lmao i don't have sushi but if I did it would. Rn I'm anal goofing with a hairbrush. And I'm abt 5 inches deep
I love anal gooning it's sooo fun
>>81561645Always goofing u already know :p
>>81561666wow ok satan if you say so
>>81561677WHOOOAA WHAT LMAO HOW AM I SATAN
>>81561696you got satan trips dummy
>>81561702Uhhh, sorry what does that mean? I'm kinda dumb ik
>>81555025 (OP)rub your dick on things, totally. back in highschool when i was still a smoker, id flip over a few cigs and marked one. the marked one was the "lucky last" and the others were ones i had rubbed the filter and rolled my foreskin over and yadda yadda. so everytime someone asked me for a cig, id give you a fresh one or spiced one depending if you were cool or not.
>>81561419whys the broccoli hair so popular? do you like it that much or is it just because its the cool cut
>>81561832If I worked in a private area everything would have my dick on it. But unfortunately I don't:( but I like your cigarette thing. That's really funny lmao
>>81561854I cut it short a decent bit ago and it's slowly growing in. I don't think i have broccoli hair but I have an undercut
>>81561856its a dick move, but i was young and dumb. also totally illegal as fuck. nowdays the most "edgy" "crime" i commit (offline) is occasionally jerking off while wearing a condom to mix it up, then tie it off and stuff it into a soda pop can. then i return the can for the deposit at one of those automatic can recycling stations.
>>81561864im talking in general here, not your hair specifically, but i just dont get the broccoli hair look at all. havent seen anyone that it seems to work on. eh. just old man yelling at clouds shit i guess, its really really popular around where i live. people used to shittalk my hair saying i stole it from justin beiber, but i had it before he did, so fuck em all
>>81561896Yea for me I just like it cuz I feel confident with it and I don't look too good with long hair. I make sure to cut it tho so it doesn't turn into a big ass bush on my head
>>81561876HOLY FUCK THATS FUNNY ASF ION EVEN GONNA LIE. LIKE DAM. But yea thats really funny, and really dumb. But mostly funny
wait. since they pay via an automated system to your bank/debt card if you want, they could theoretically set this system up to track cans to....customers? like, i really doubt it, this place is a filthy old as fuck shithole, but those things are already set up to sense and sort cans, adding a camera to catch each can, so if it gets rejected later down the line they know who to deduct the refund from? so theres a chance they could figure out where the cums coming from. okay i cant risk that anymore.
so i cant keep getting the deposit back, but i could still use this somehow. drop them into the neighbors can recycling thing so hes the one returning my loads. or dropping them off in the little can collection at work so the boss man who takes them all and pockets the refund....hmmm
sorry im distracted. the sweater youve got looks good on you, but for some reaosn i think the high waist undergarments look a bit silly, i think you should go with something really low and have more of your belly exposed.
>>81561969LMAO I LOVE YOUR RANT ABT THE CANS. And what do u think would look better. I have some jeans shorts and a homemade skirt. Or do u got any other ideas?
>>81561988well, im not a fashion expert or anything, but im guessing you went with the high waist stuff because its extremely girly, the nearest male equiv is body builders and those weird thongs and that your pretty tall and slender looking, so the high waist thing to highlight that, but i dont think you need it at all. the heigh your pants are at in that picture is pretty much the right spot. unless you switch to a string bikini sort of thing so its not actually covering up anything.
>>81562039Fair point. I just changed i to a new outfit so tell me what u think. Ik it's a lil weird but the bodysuit highlights my waist
>>81562039And from the back. It's a lil weird and idk how I feel abt this one
hotpants
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>>81562048>>81562052maybe hotpants, a bright color, and then some kinda looser, baggier sort of sport shorts over them, but a tad lower so you can see a bit of both. thats what id try?
>>81555025 (OP)based and redpilled bunnyboy
>>81562052cute cute!!!
>>81561589Doesn't it hurt? I've always wanted to try it, but I'm scared.
>>81564176Lmao no it doesn't, only if I go in too deep. But I have to warm up just a bit for it
>>81562999LMAO THANK YOUU, I wish it was acceptable for me to go outside in a bunny costume and collar and get dragged around and fucked by any man who wants
>>81562199Gimme that's not too bad of an idea if I had those hotpants. My bulge would show and it would be right in my ass lmao. So it would be perfect
>>81564411Too bad I don't go outside, I'm clearly missing out on some great things
>>81564427Lmao, apparently. But i don't go outside too much either. It's really just for work
>>81564401Any recommendations on how to get started?
>>81564435Why don't you go neet? You could just jack off and watch tv all day
>>81564439Oh ofc, firest I recommend always shower and clean your ass first. U don't wanna get shit on anything. I recommend shitting first and like REALLY pushing everything out. Even if it feels like nothings left just keep pushing for a but. Then get in the shower and spread yourself as wide as u can. And then let the water hit directly on your asshole to help clean it. It helps if u stick a finger in there in the shower to help but it's not necessary. Once your clean just start off slow with spit or lube on one finger and slowly trace the edge and then go in slowly. Keep your finger in to get the feel for itand move it around inside to loosen up. And then slowly pull out and then let yourself rest and then do it again. This will take a while but after some time you'll be able to do 2 fingers, then a plug, then a dido, so on and so fourth but make sure not too rush anything because it will REALLY hurt if you try to do something that does not fit
>>81564457Lmao cuz my parents wouldn't allow it. I live with them rn and they said if I don't have a job or am going to collage then I have to pay rent. And yk, no money if no job. But I wish
>>81564659AHHH OKIII THATS GOOD FOE U I WISH U THE BEST SND REMEMBER DONT RUSH ANYTHING CUZ THE PAIN IS REALLY BAD
>>81562048>>81562052I wanna shove my eel in your little sushi roll and fill it with cream cheese while ignoring the shrimp in the front of your panties
>>81564826AHHH LMAO I LOVE THAT, thank you. I really appreciate it hehe :)
cook your penis in a fryer next shift
Going to work again today. Any other suggestions. Or any ideas for when I come back home tonight after work :)
>>81565823Send cock picks from the bathroom
>>81566029Ophh hehe ill definitely do that :)
I want to try this so bad but I just dont have the courage same for hrt and all that shit so I sit alone at home with a cage and a dildo Am I doomed
>>81566197LMAO NO UR NOT DOOMED. I'm not on hot and I don't even have a cage or dildo. ITS all abt baby steps. Like maybe just start out wearing panties under your underwear going out, and then move up to no underwear, then wearing more fem clothes, going out in makeup. It's all abt steps. And no ur never doomed and it's never too late. But also there's no shame in sitting at home anal gooning. I LOVE ANAL PLAY HEHEHEHE :)
Awh omg thank you
>>81566223 I always wear panties now, and I have made a bit of progress mostly just letting men use me online ngl
>>81566280Omg yess i love men using me for their own sexual pleasure online. Also it's great to hear u already wear panties:)
>>81566307Thank uuu uwu ur so sweet
>>81566316AHHH STOPPP NO YOUR SWEET :))) I LOVE TO SEE ANOTHER FEMBOY OR SISSY
>>81566334Im a sissy but like ong im prolly gna transition with the way my life is going
>>81566341Lmao wdym with the way your life is going?? Why would u transistion?
I gotta get ready for work soon AGHHHHHH
>>81555025 (OP)There's nothing creepier than some blatant homosexual putting on a feminine voice whilst taking your order.
>>81566666Well I guess it's a good thing I don't take people's orders
Getting ready to shower and head to work :)
Ok changed up for work. I'm not gonna wear panties after what happened last time but I think I still wanna do some slutty stuff discreetly. If anyone has any requests I can do them hehe as long as they aren't to crazy
>>81564418that and i was thinking since your already tall you might as well try to "look wide". showing off as much as the stomach and midriff as possible.....maybe a belly peircing? id get one of those temporary fake piercings and stick one there and see if you like it. (i personally am not really a fan of peircings, but i havent really encountered a belly one irl. i imagine its fun to play with, and would draw peoples eyes towards your belly, which you would be exposing quite openly with the hotpants.).
>>81566880you should shave before going to work next time
>>81568153if youve never done this dont do it before work. it could itch and be the worst thing ever. according to a friend, totally.
>>81567780Oooh i see what your saying, yea that would look really good. I don't have hotpants but I think I have some boots shorts. Idk I have to look and I wish I had a belly piercing
>>81568153This was my ass after I shaved lmao. I just didn't shave my taint or balls or nothing or my actual hole. But yes it is also pretty itchy
>>81568250beauty is pain, but also you're shaving poorly if it gets that itchy. Look up how to do it better, girls shave all the time.
>>81568279you should shave your ding dong too sweety
>>81568320hence the "never done this" part. i wouldn't want to find out i screwed it up an hour before going to work. which has definitely not happened to me before. nope. but i imagine accidentally jabbing almost your own asshole with an electric shaver and getting a huge weird cut that looks like a "tear here" section on cardboard or something would suck a whole bunch.
>>81568320Beauty is pain that's why I'm doing it. And I should have probably looked up a video on how to shave because I just did it in the shower with no practice lmao. And I'm too scared to put a razor at my cock sryyy
>>81568375IKK THAT WPULD SUCK, that's why I only did my cheeks cuz I was so scared abt cutting inside my ass that it would get infected or just hurt or just a whole bunch of not cool stuff yk
>>81568904>And I'm too scared to put a razor at my cock sryyywhy are you such a pussy lol what do you think is going to happen
>>81569375Lmao I'm scared that I'll cut it idk. And also I don't use an electric razor I use like an actual razor lmao
Also I'm on break rn YAYAYAYAYAYAA
>>81569641Lmao wasn't planning on it. I heard if u use it wrong it can burn and that it also really smells lmao :(
>>81569698its literally chemical hellfire, so yeah you dont want to put it on your fiddly bits or near them at all. its a weird product that stays available on the market because it works, even though its really kinda crazy and nasty. just turns your hair into goop? "scrape your hair off after applying". what the fuck
>>81569717Yea no it's not appealing to me at all. So imma just shave for now. And plus I really only do a deep shave if I'm going to see a dude for a hookup lmao