Thread 81555859

Everybody's 4chan posts history gets tied to their real identity. What do you do next?

>>81555859 (OP)
Come out as a trans girl with multiple personality disorder

>>81555859 (OP)
All they would see is my suicide posting so nothing changed

Haven't posted anything aboslutely foul yet.
I would be embarassed if i was one of the people that posts blackpill content or girls with dick content daily

>>81555859 (OP)
I'd love to see my old 4chan posts from a decade or more ago.
I'm a completely different person and now shitpost on this site insane, idgaf what other people see in my last ~5 years of 4chan.

>>81555859 (OP)
why do you keep asking this

>>81555859 (OP)
Apologise to my probation officer.

>>81555859 (OP)
run away ASAP. my family doesn't know that im a repping tranny and if my dad finds out i'll probably end up on some gore website ;\

>>81555982
We came DANGEROUSLY close to this being reality like 2 months ago.
It will happen.

>>81556000
what do you mean anon
nothing ever happens

>>81555996
You gotta start roleplaying as super straight then.
Real AFABs only.

>>81555859 (OP)
I'm true to myself other than the occasional lolrandom schizopost so nothing would really change

>>81556000
This is why Trump and maga is dangerous. they're just dump pawns for Palantir and Curtis Yarvin to move around on the board but nobody listened.

I do not have anyone I am beholden to, girlfriend would probably leave me though and I imagine I would get fired from my shitty job

>>81555859 (OP)
I would want to see what Kanye West posted
If everybodys post history got tied to their real identity who's posts would you want to read OP?

>>81555859 (OP)
Go on as life normally. I already expect that all our information is accessible and tied to us personally. I don't give a fuck anymore I don't even want to be alive why the fuck would I care what people can see that I say on 4chan?

>>81555859 (OP)
If they take it serious they might think I have multiple personality disorder

I'm a semi popular content creator, I have about 150k subscribers on youtube. I would probably kill myself because I would be canceled and have my life ruined.

>>81555859 (OP)
find my 4chan brothers, start a commune together.

>>81555859 (OP)
I would not feel any shame about it.

>>81556325
You should do it anyways

>>81555859 (OP)
Next I try to get me peener en teh vageener

>>81555859 (OP)
I actually have about three years worth of 4chan post history on my phone because KurobaEx keeps a history of all your posts and I never cleared it. Sometimes I like to scroll through and see the retarded shit that I've posted.

>>81556000
like ten years ago on infinity chan, someone modified the code that parsed youtube links, i think so it only had to end with youtube.com/[videoId] or something. Then they started posting links to child model or jailbait videos hosted on their own site, like ipsnipper.com/youtube.com/videoID
so the link would pass the filter since it ended with youtube.com, but was actually reaching out to their site. So anyone in the child modeling threads would have their browser automatically reach out to the hackers server because the [embed] would point there. or something like that (i made a lot of this up)

>>81555859 (OP)
>Everybody's 4chan posts history gets tied to their real identity. What do you do next?
I have no other option but to kill myself, I've said too much on this site in jest.

>>81555859 (OP)
?
I accept my accolades and awards, greet the frens we've made along the way, pick up the crown from the gutter, and assume my post as the CEO of racism.

>>81555859 (OP)
get my dick sucked

>>81555859 (OP)
Well, if that happened, I would be outed as a homosexual, so I guess I would have to start having sex with men.

Lol it happened to me already, to what extent and through what methodology is up in the air. Brace for impact lads, they might play that card when you least expect it.

>>81556325
Kirsche Verstahl?

nothing
What are they gonna do. If the show up to my house to terrorize me, I'll use the axe from my garden and swing it full-force into their stupid faces. Looney bin or prison would be an improvement to my situation, anyways.

Get deported, probably.

>>81555859 (OP)
Finally, a legitimate reason to kill myself. I've been circling the drain for 15 years; I've been waiting for a watershed moment since forever.

>>81555859 (OP)
nothing's gonna happen. I treat this place like my diary, I have also posted naughty pics of myself over the years but my family don't care about stuff like that (yes including my beloved father he just cares that I'm happy not if im an attention whore online). The only thing that I would feel embarrassed about is the stuff i've said about race, how only pale white women are the prettiest and dark nipples are ugly lol... but aside from that i'm cool with it.