Thread 81557666

It's too warm even with the fan on.

>tfw no yank style air conditioning

>>81559419
Sort yourself out, son. Never invite evil into your life, even in a "fantasy". Now go get a copy of Ghost from DVD Lad and fix yourself. Or Paranormal Activity.

My shitey life as a cute millennial neet
My tragic fate n being a unloveabl3 failure
My pointless existence

>>81559559
Good tip, do you have any ice or anything super cold? Put it in front of the fan but not right in front of it.. as the air blows past it'll cool the air down. Your welcome m8 ol buddy ol chum

Love spaffing me

>>81559591
Only the first paranormal was good, maybe the second.. the others were a bit much. I did like amitiville horror story.. how ever you spell that like. That was spooky. Im not into it.. its just boobs on screen n the implication. it keeps making me get all twitchy n tha

>>81559629
The randomness of it all. Dark Skies is probably first on the list.

Goingto bed bc my mood is turning melancholic n it will only get worse if i stay up,,good night lsds x

>>81559678
I dont follow?
>>81559700
G'night homie.. dont sesrch too hard for love. It shows itself in ways you dont often expect. Sleep well b

I hate myself. My poibtless baka life has been so exhausting s till is.

>>81560087
Heres me thinking everyone had gone to bed
Everyones is, get over it. We all hate something if not everything, lifes truly about the little joys and how we tie those things together. Thats all there is to it for now

>>81560087
Im going to try to rest for a bit, ill chat if i see your x again. For now, dont pretend your alone. The worlds full of us, why do you think this place exists. Innabit

13 and a half hours lorrying, fuck today, everything went tits up and im not a happy lad, going to bed to sulk

Well fuck. I just slept for 10 hours first time Ive had a solid nights sleep in 3 weeks. Missed out on 10 hours of posts!

>>81560582
In this heat. Ckin hell lad that must be a bit grim. Hope have air con in your truck my lid.

awake, AGAIN

have i ever claimed to be perfect? yes, once, in 2006. really disappointed a lot of people and i've only recently gotten rid of the last 'hanger-on' who thought i must be doing something clever, playing the Mr. Perfect long game so to speak.

at any rate after 1 1/2 days of sleep, i do not feel refreshed and better . i actually feel tired, still. a mystery to top scientists.

the morning cyber-papers have made me all aware of this 'sunrise culture'

always thought the Stonehenge people were a dozen or so goths, not crowds of normal people

Saturday morning at toil, having a cheeky vape then it's over to Greggs for my morning cappuccino and sossie roll. Gonna be a hot one today de lids.

Not sure why my apartment is so cool. I haven't used a fan in years. Maybe it's the blackout material I put all over the windows? I heard that it can help with heat.

>>81561138
probably because you're a posh person living in an 'apartment'
have you also noticed your water always runs clear, and there's no mould eating your (artex) ceiling?

5-8 hours for the post now. wish i could have slept through it (time travel style).

not saying i'm going back on the ket, not saying that at all, but if i was, there'd be a slim chance, and i'd be waiting-and-seeing.

>>81561146
I'm a poor autistic NEET and I live in a council apartment. Only posh thing is it's in Chelsea.

cor that new 28 Days Later film looks good.

>>81561265
where can i watch this youtube homemade video?
why does the female zombie get to wear a bikini while there is naked male zombies?
it pc gone mad!

>>81561429
going by the watermark it's available on some naughty torrent website (and cam-rips shill for betting websites now, apparently)

presumably it's the apocalypse because of 28 Days Later and they do weird/edgy things because Danny Boyle read Crossed at some point

Sonberg playing footy at 10. Gonna be a tough game in these temps,

>>81561522
didn't know kids still played football. can't hurt to get used to higher temperatures IMO, they're here to stay.

good luck to him and i hope you both have a fun day.

>>81561546
Cheers pal. Some competitions end in April and some carry on until school holidays in July. Have a good one.

>>81561562
>Have a good one.
will try.

i often think if i did not have drugs, i would have a son.

maybe i have children. lil winkies and wankies off to football for the weekend. somewhere out there.

How the Helper Regime crumbled.

>>81561652
that's some pretty solid choreography/whatever for their daft lil TikTok bit.
the kids are all right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er4M5QIaj4Q

Decent trackington this

>>81561652
Cool as fuck tbqhwy

>>81561652
very kinell imo

done me back in de lads shan't be doing fuck all today

Just farted me

just farted me back in lads

just pushed me fart back in lads

mad to think my nephew must be 16 now and almost definitely still hasn't had sex
also have a niece who must be 15, she probably has, but it's different for girls

might text my brother

>>81561963
You going to ask him if he's had set?

>>81561983
nah i know he has, that's how he's had one and half kids.

it mornin de lids yeah it's the mornin de lids it's saturday mornin de lids oh in the mornin de lids!

>>81561652
She's know Sammo Hung, Yuen Biao or Lau Kar-leung.

cor just think, post in about 3 hours.

got the front door propped open. i know superstition can't change the delivery of items, or the position of objects in general (random number generation aside), but i am maximising my chances to have a nice line or two in just a few hours.

>>81561652
Real life would be even less pretty. Just one guy grabbing her pulling her to the floor then he keeps punching her in the face.

>>81562072
No deliveries for me this weekend de lid. Hopefully on Monday though as have had lots of Blu-rays dispatched. What wrugs you waiting on? Ket? You ever been done in by Royal Snail?

Do you support Israel?

>>81562082
glad you're back on the films lad. good haul coming in? post kino scrinos.

>What wrugs you waiting on?
didn't say that.
>Ket?
yes.
>You ever been done in by Royal Snail?
nah just police. might happen again because of this:
https://operation-deepsentinel.com/
(this is a real video from the actual police. strange world we live in.)

>>81561963
>mad to think my nephew must be 16 now and almost definitely still hasn't had sex
>might text my brother
"hey bruv your kid's clearly a virgin, i can change that"

>>81562105
>Do you support Israel?
Yes

>>81562105
Don't give a fuck about Israel or Palestine but do think that Netanayu is a bit of a mentalist as are the rest of the leaders in the shit hole that it the Middle East.

>>81562105
even THAT sentiment is antisemitic.

like yeah if the Nazis had succeeded in Operation Sealion, the 'intelligent' move would have been to support the Nazis. so what, you're doing the smart thing by supporting those cunning, devious master-planners?

>>81561990
>and half kids

Won 2.80 on the euros mates

>>81562109
Don't want to be accused of spamming lid already posted my recent orders yesterday. Kek, that video is cringe as fuck. You ever hear of F.A.C.T?
https://youtu.be/BLBY4qzUMNw?si=7wFZqqU576Is_Fks

>>81562110
heh. nah, i think personality counts. but even if he was good-looking, he's an absolute little shit. just has to get his own way about everything: would never sit and eat dinner with us because he wanted to live on his PlayStation.

also he's related, which to me is more of an issue than the age gap.

>>81562105
No, I genuinely hope Tel Aviv gets nuked. I know there would be major global ramifications for that in the short and medium term but it would be for the greater good

>>81562120
Good going, isn't a ticket like 2.50 though?

>>81562132
NTA but, yes. He could get a ticket for tonight, and get a scratchcard.

>>81562129
Iran doesnt yet have the bomb so Tel Aviv is safe

>>81562138
>Iran doesnt yet have the bomb
Y-yes it does you stupid goy, that's why this is a just war

>>81557797
Go check out the BAPist sphere. You're now "brown coded" and a "panican" if you don't agree with Israel bombing Iran. Israel is now a "bronze age mindset" nation so you should support it, and if you insult disagree with Trump you're (insert other terminally online term here). In a few years, this is going to repeat again for Vance. The slop must continue.

I don't follow any LW shit, but I have to wonder if it's just as unserious and grifty as the RW. You have a few actual genuine people on the right, but as a whole it's shocking

Bonnie Blue is the end result of extreme feminism.

The extremity of women empowerment creates OnlyFans models and pornstars.

The same way the extremity of male empowerment creates warlords.

Historically,

A woman's virginity was treated as sacred.

And it was sacred. TO MEN.

It was MEN who defended it.

MEN who kept it scarce, MEN who gave it power.

A father would protect his daughter by assuring she only gave her virginity to a man who would protect her FOR LIFE.

Sex had immense value.

Sex would result in a LIFETIME of protection and provision.

With extreme female empowerment,

When a female is taught to disregard her father and be a girl boss.

When she's taught that she knows best.

When she's taught that her body count doesn't matter and she's put to the same standard as men.

She's taught to be a whore.

She'll use sex as a tool to get what she wants, she'll even just give it away for fun.

When you can print unlimited money, what do you do?

You print.

Bonnie Blue wouldn't exist in a patriarchy.

She would have been protected from herself.

>>81562138
>>81562152
i fell for this in 2003
and i'm willing to again

but NEXT time...

>>81562162
It's just sex. Calm down, incel.

>>81562162
I don't really care if a whore does whore stuff publicly. Better than hiding it away. Not particularly in favour of the rest of the feminist shite in your post either. Her slutting around is fine.

The Jobcentre Head Office has been captured. The war against the DWP finally coming to an end. There one more wave of enemies then they are well and truly done.

>>81562172
What are the campaign goals for the Seaside Jihad?

Waiting around for WW3 to break out innit

>>81562183
Obligatory LOST post: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRzRrVJwRVw

>>81562132
dont care i only focus on the W
i have to as cope

>>81562171
It's a bait post, look at the size of it. It's that big to get your attention.

>>81562175
An end to the tyranny of the Jobcentre Prussians and a Worldwide Seaside Regime. The planet one day get put in a kebab wrap.
Have to spread Islam to the world. The campaign is approaches its final stages, once the DWP are vanquished we start making our move on the EU. They took all our fish.

>>81562185
cor, choon.
good vid, this, nostalgia for three different eras of my life.

I've explored practically the entire map in FF6 now and I can't find LOCKE. I reckon he's that guy pretending to be "Siegfried" in the tunnel on the way to Figaro Castle with all the treasure chests, but I've searched that entire cave 3 or 4 times now and can't find him. He wasn't in the basement, he wasn't in the hidden city. Very close to just looking this up as. Game isn't great btw, massively overrated. Combat is dull, encounter rate is obscenely high, story is "ok", second-half is interesting, but just want to get it finished now. Chrono Trigger is the only good SNES RPG.

the lottery costs a pound. if it wasn't a pound, people wouldn't play.

>>81562208
i really only half-remember this one, so i really can't 'spoil' anything for you (plus they all blend together a bit):
it MIGHT be that there's some ninja character in a bar somewhere, and yeah LOCKE, who is a thief (i think) is mates with someone, and a pink assassin guy is somewhere, i just remember a bar? some Aragorn type thing. maybe he's mates with this one's Cecil.

anyway the job system is stupid (if it's the job system one), and i hate HATE that move where you have to enter fighting game inputs. why is that in a Final Fantasy game?!

Chrono Trigger does have an active element, and it matters where the characters are in space (even if you can't move them) but damn it feels satisfying. or frustrating, but never like it's your fault. just "shiiit cmoncmoncmon" as the timer bar fills up (which could have been some behind-the-scenes speed stat, anyway).

>>81562162
>the end result of extreme feminism.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Feminists_by_religion

>>81562208
Hes in Phoenix cave looking for the cure to resurrect his dead girlfriend. You need to use the air ship and lower yourself in look for a donut shaped mountain.

>>81562227
the British feminist movement is atheists. stop trying to shoehorn your bullshit in here. it's like saying the aliens are behind the chemtrails.

Give it 2 decades and all the Christian Zionists in the US will be snuffed out. The golden age for Jews is rapidly coming to an end

DWP bringing up their senior civil servants to assault the house where a regiment of SeasideSARACENS are held up in a farm house, at least the streets of the local towns are safe, the flanks are held by Dosser Janniesarries and if any of the lines break a full barrage of cannon fire will greet our adversaries.

although to be fair i keep forgetting Germaine Greer is Australian and not British. i guess she's Jewish.
but so is Stephen Fry and you don't think of him as "that Jewish guy, all Jewish, a Hebrew, practising Judaism, ethnically Jewish."
he just brings it up because it makes him interesting, in his mind.

Just been out to the local shop, woman in there 20's pretty, head craned down into her phone, smelled nice.
I wondered if she could smell the big fat shit i did not 5 minutes before?
Do you think she was turned on by my manly arse smell.
I've had gf's comment that my shits smell manly.
Can any of you say as much?

point is, as i put in the other thread, we DID once have Muslim groups pulling the strings for good (Galloway) or for evil (Abu Hamza).

but by and large it's just the same old class/aristocracy thing. it matters way, way more which school you went to than what church you're a part of.

>>81562256
i think people generally don't like the smell of faeces, lad. not an expert but if i had to guess, maybe something like we evolved/developed this way to avoid catching disease?
or maybe just the fact it's waste means it's whatever we DO NOT find appealing as smells, that tends to be things like food (which we want to eat, for nutrition).
not a cultural/sexual thing. just how we are.

>>81562270
Fair comment.
I seem to attract women who like the smell of my arse. tbf they've all been bonkers in one way or another before i met them, maybe that's why i was wondering. Thanks for the sensible headsup.

There's just too many, my Janniesarries break in face of endless fire and 28 day sanctions, there's some reinforcements coming up but things are looking bleak for my frontline.

i hate the letter q

Spaffed again me just now
Did i not

>>81562237
(((Atheists)))
All this means is that they don't go to synagogue every week

>>81562237
>stop trying to shoehorn your bullshit in here.
T. Moshe Ben Herzel

>>81562249
>i guess she's Jewish
There's no 'guess', she is

>>81562307
>>81562313
go away /pol/. we have more SIkhs here than Jews.

might as well start telling us about African Americans or those wily Kurds.

>>81562264
>but by and large it's just the same old class/aristocracy thing. it matters way, way more which school you went to than what church you're a part of.

>>81562329
if you're not conscious of it, you just don't live here.
it's not some Marxist thing you have to read about and a lightbulb switches on some day. i'll only accept NOT being 'class conscious' if you're middle-class or braindead.

>>81562321
>might as well start telling us about African Americans or those wily Kurds.
What do you want to know about them?

African Americans commit more crime because of genetics, the police aren't that racist (although doing that job would make any man racist), and basically none of their plight in 2025 is due to racism

>Kurds
Criminals in both turkey and Europe

>>81562332
I mean, for one 'class' is just a social construct, utterly meaningless really. You'd probably call me working class, but I'm definitely at the upper end of that and relate to middle class people better than the average dole scrounger.

That said, I couldn't really give a fuck about my 'class' and 'class consciousness'. I might technically be working class, but why should I have solidarity with other random working class people just because they think we're the same?

>collectivism
>identity politics
yawn

No no goyim, it's not the Jews, it's the English middle class that are the problem!

It's the farmers, it's the pensioners, you should align with impoverished pakis in Bradford against English farmers!

>>81562338
>African Americans commit more crime because of genetics, the police aren't that racist
then it stands to reason the police SHOULD be racist, but in a 'positive' direction.
bit like giving a crippled shoplifter a head-start.

>>81562351
this is totally reasonable. i think a lot of the 'academic' types read too much into it. yeah it is just the state of affairs, i'm even glad we have a few basic terms, like broad categories of class, but it's pragmatic and those affair-states don't give a shit about wot your books reckon.

the terminology and where to draw the lines might be a construct, but the reality of it isn't. yeah you could bring some medieval guy to 2025, "so, pray tell, which of the Estates dost thou belong to?"
it still remains that you're probably working class, even if you're more well off. could just sub in "do not have a house" or whatever if that's more relevant at the time.

SEASIDE UPLOAD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kokeD1ZBiU

although i'm biased BECAUSE OF these people.

i just want people to have food and shelter, man. i love when people are passionate about things. but "dialectics"? Hegelian philosophy? my granddad 1. probably knew about this too and 2. would have hit you with his pick axe.

>>81562427
Apple pie down him in 5 minutes. Well it's apple pie saturday isn't it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDcefX-eOKQ

>>81562470
>13 quid to last to Tuesday

lmao fuck being a bennies mong, seriously

It not bloody right at all de lids. Humidity could be worse I suppose. No air flow rn it is SHIT.

Better eating the Bramleys than giving it to the bookies.
That's a line we could all live by, we bookie free x.

Help me I'm not dead
Wake me from this hell
Tell me I'm alive
Dead

yer this weathers proper grim, keeps teasing for a storm too, proper cloudy atm but this has to break its grim as fuck, i could slice the humidity with a knife blegh

I'm fucken loaded. Mad how this has been the most money I've "earned" in 5 years.
Hope the uc wankers sort this money situation out soon, been waiting years.

The worst fucking part about ((summer)) is how you literally cannot be arsed to get much of anything done 90% of the time

And forget doing any heavy chores in the middul of the day without immediately dropping a sweat

My god how i detest this horriblearse season

>>81562534
Fucking Hell you could buy me a sausage roll with that money.

cant even feel my fan and im sweating my wollocks off sat here and ive got to lift weights in a few minutes, fuck sakes

>>81562508
>>81562543

Its always dossers complaining about the heat, i suppose its a nice cope to justify being a lazy cunt all the time, meanwhile everyone else is out working in that heat all day with no issues

The weather in this country is fucking shite 10 months of the year, enjoy the heat before we are back to sub 5c day temps and eternal fucking darkness

>>81562561
Ive just done 40 hours I want to chill out without my taint turning into the river nile ffs this is wank

>>81562561
>with no issues
Total bollocks, anyone putting in a hard day's work is suffering in this heat too, our buildings and infrastructure simply aren't built to withstand it and most places don't have AC. It could be worse though, the heat in some countries is unbearable without AC.

>>81562544
>a sausage roll
Lad, I'm flush, I can buy 16 of the buggers.
Sosij rolls for everyone.

Honestly I would be welcome with the government blocking out the sun. Not even peak temperature yet and ive had enough. This fan is blowing out hot air and its fucking unbearable. Hate summer me.

>>81562582
same lad, was in this morning for a few hours, 18c at 6am was 4x LUSH

Been working outdoors all week in this and its not even been that bad, yesterday was starting to take the piss slightly tbqh

pic rel

>Using Click to Pay with Mastercard, checking out is simpler, quicker and more secure. Once it's set up, place an order with us of 20 pounds or more and you'll get 15 pounds off* your next order just for using Click to Pay. Easy win, right?
>Easy
no? fuck you Just Eat, dogshit promotion. just give me 15 quid off for doing this app set-up bullshit, there and then.

>>81562598
golfcourse anon, I remember outdoors work in summer, id come home caked in crap and with a thick layer of grease all over me, watch out for wasps building nests underground, once I was strimming some Himalayan balsam with a fella and he cut over one, ended up with them all up his leg and under his helmet, nasty business

>>81562601
So it'll be 2 orders before you get the discount?
Set up, place order, discount will be added to your next order?

>>81562611
Yeah lid they are nasty fuckers

Thankfully haven't come across a nest this year yet

>>81558720
>Fuck it we ball. Lifes boring, might as well make it interesting eh. Even if it does involve a slight chance of drone showers
I don't want to get blown up by a Russian drone and I think many Brits also wouldn't want that.

>>81558729
Not that long ago people were saying "there is zero chance Russia would invade Ukraine" but look what happened

>>81562623
i get it, although i don't understand what this Mastercard payment thing is. step #1 of 6 was
>1. Go into your mobile banking app.
and i don't have that, so there's steps 0.1 to 0.9 just to set THAT up.

if the purpose of the promotion is to get me to start using some service, because it makes me more likely to give them money...well, the bait isn't even worth it? just makes me LESS likely. even if all the conditions are met.

even if it was as simple as 'use our service'. that normally goes:
>use our service. 5 quid off your first order!
to get people hooked. it does NOT go
>use our service. after using our service, you'll get a voucher for 5 quid off your second order!

(maybe then i'd think 'wow they're SO confident about their shitty offer and that i'll order twice, it MUST be good.')
(brb getting a job in marketing.)

>>81562637
I fully do not believe they have the resources to somehow steamroll europe, I'll be 50 before they manage to make it to here, plus nato would just bomb the shit out of them if they stepped into another country, poles hate russians they're gagging to have a go at them

Sitting in the living room with me top off and me fat belly for all the family to see. Don't give a fuck tbqh. Dogberg has the right idea sleeping underneath the dining table in the shade.

Spaffed for a third time just now me

Third time's the charm is it not

It not right what Ofcom wants to do to us

battered the fuck out of my tris days ago and they still hurt

>>81562637
The chance of Russia attacking the UK is incredibly low, and the best way to stop that would be to stop provoking them (arming Ukraine).

We had reasonably good relations with Russia at the turn of the Millenium, and could do again

Stay hydrated lads

I doubt ((they)) will pull the plug on 4chan for UK posters

Even so there are still VPN's available for pass users

>>81562730
Ah this old image, where her arm looks like a cock from the thumbnail

>>81562714
Sean could do with his 4chan crutch being gone. He is too much of a mong to use a VPN. Maybe he'll quit the wrink and wrugs.

*Really* ought to give the BWC some rest ovah the next couple of days

>>81562657
Russia could attack one of the Baltics in the next few years, which would oblige British troops to go and fight (because the Baltics are part of NATO)

Anyway my point was about international law - if we want other countries to abide by international law (which makes the world safer for us, and everyone else) then we need to abide by it too.

>>81562657
The UK should keep helping Ukraine to defend their country from an invasion. Any suggestion that we should capitulate to the Kremlin's demands is nonsensical.

>>81562761
just keep throwing ukraine a few drones and javelins and russia will be softlocked and eventually stop, ez af, should be a military strategist me

I didn't realise brit/feel/ was so antisemetic.
Perhaps there is hope for you all afterall.

funny seeing these camwhores with giant bottles of lube because their puss is all dried up

aw yeah dinner has arrived

>>81562761
Nobody will abide to international law if there no inforcement to back. Just like everybody would walk in a store and steal without paying if there was zero repercussions

>>81562724
>>81562761
The government isn't being transparent about this. If you want to defend Country X, but be honest about the costs. That means higher taxes, reduced public services, cuts to bennies in order to pay for air defense missiles.

>>81562838
This is 4chan lad, what did you expect?

>>81562862
>Communist manifesto
>Ket
lol, lmao even.

Mums skint boyfriend is taking her to his dead mums grave today on a date, and then they are going out for a coffee somewhere, shes had enough, she dosent even want to go because its too hot but because hes been crying for 4 days she feels that she has to go. Fucking hell I feel sorry for her.

>>81562913
there is NOTHING wrong with ket.

>>81562862
is this the real socialism I've been hearing about?

Man struggling with his mum's death, nasty b-lad and his nasty mum have no time for his feelings or grief. He'd be better off away from them.

>>81562924
Didn't say there was, the book in the other hand

shagging in the cemetery

>>81562950
Would you take a new girlfriend out to a graveyard on a date? Fucking grim that.

UV: VERY HIGH 7

>>81562922
would rather cry for 4+ days and get into a right state instead of simply saying "no"

You mum is a bit like mine lad, a massive fucking retard kek

>>81562963
it's very goth
that's what's up

>>81562972
Told me mam to put on sun creme today, dont want to get sunburned at the graveyard now do you?

>>81562976
Soft as shit more like. Dosent have the bollocks to cancel the date because hes been crying for 4 days. She also said she has to take him there because he has no method of transportation.

was going to dose this out into spray bottles, but fuck it, life's too short. missed you, my old friend <3

(purely as medicine, i hope American chemists figure out how the anti-depressant effects work. shit's like magic.)

>>81562981
tell mum to cancel the graveyaard thing and dump the mong asap

Also brothers been crying n all because he wont be able to go out on Fridays with his obsessed female friend. Grim times at B towers lids.

>>81563002
Oh it takes months and months for her to pluck up the courage to do that. Will be ages yet before that happens.

Saw a kid eating cola bottles now I got a craving for them

>>81562972
Quite cloudy here, the nearest weather station still showing 5 though

https://uk-air.defra.gov.uk/data/uv-index-graphs

>>81563017
Step up and protect mummy, blad. Tell him it's time to fuck off.

Don't mean to brag lads, but I can actually afford 32 of Sainsbury's cheapest sosij rolls.
Impressive, I know.

gonna go for an incel walk in 5 my leeds

What's an 'incel walk'? then

>>81563117
based on nothing, i assume you just walk around and mentally notice things. register that there are PEOPLE and they are IN A RELATIONSHIP.

>>81562995
My mumberg loves the old method of "Ignore everything as long as possible, refuse all help, insult anyone who offers, then have a meltdown claiming its going to the thousands to fix"

Ive given up at this pont, car is due MOT in 2 weeks and she refuses to get it checked, every year there is a week or two of flat out stress, crying, screaming matches, all over a fucking MOT test

The car needs front brakes, ive told her this, ive offered the money to replace them but "oh i shouldn't have to do that anon"

Then back to crying, screaming, claiming its 5k for front brakes on an old fucking Hyundai kek

>>81563101
I'm not going for my incel walk till later, too hot, too much UV.

Going to go to the gym and do a walking commentary of the seafront later (hopefully).

>>81563137
My 21 year old Volvo passed its MOT and it only cost me 100 quid, 50 quid for test and 50 quid for a new fuel cap and a couple bulbs.

I do need 4 new tyres in ~2 months though.

Ruthmong is a volcel

as well, you can selectively NOT notice things. or outright miss them.

point is, you went for a walk, you saw some 7/10 Charlotte with a 9/10 Nathan punching WAY above his wealthmatch, there were some other people, they don't count (neither do those other people) but there was ALSO a fat guy who was single. probably. and some OTHER couples who support your world view.

incels: the one true religion.

Quite nice having intelligent and educated parents desu. I suppose it's the thing you can't pick can you?

>>81563162
I see overweight or poorly dressed and groomed men with attractive GFs everyday, not even been judging its just true. Like 5/10 or under, I'd say I'm more attractive yet I'm a massive virgin with no hope of a woman so it makes me wonder

ngl i fancy some weed, but i'm a diagnosed paranoid schizophrenic with depressive psychois on medication so it probably wouldn't go well.

He left to rot on the benefit system.
It not rite

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O5NsCsHG6FI

>>81560582
Nice work , Anon. 59 hours in 5 days here, at a max speed of 65 MPH. Great equipment ( Freightliner Day Cab), relatively quiet and comfy air ride. Oh, and you could hang meat in it, the A/C is top notch.

>>81563152
Are they actually nice to drive or is it more about the feel of the rest of it?

It's probably got reasonable sized tyres at least. I want to change all of mine and it would be about 1000

>>81563152
based, nice Volvo lad

Mumberg thinks a car should only ever need petrol and has a massive fucking meltdown over any consumable part, the car has had new pads in its life but never new discs, but this apparently will cost more than a new car so time to have a big cry about it

>>81563182
yeah this is the reality. it takes some bizarre mental stretching for the black-and-white mentality of incel stuff to work.

what DOES suck is that now a lot of ordinary problems get lumped in with incels. loneliness? insecurity about your appearance? unmet desire for an attractive partner?
perfectly ordinary problems with zero sexism, someone will contort a way for them to be misogyny or to do with incels. it should be funny but i wish we could go back and axe that concept entirely, just treat the problem itself.

the infrastructure in the UK is lagging behind other country. It run down. Dee lads.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0kokeD1ZBiU

I fancy some coca-cola, i went to the shop earlier and id written it on a list but there were too many people in there and i sperged and wanted to get out so i didn't pick any up.
Hate being a mentaller.

>>81563212
just put on your min-max brain and consider that this deficiency in social ability is offset by the +1 bonus to health (ongoing)

>>81563221
Thanks, that helps a bit

Proper hot now, close to death me

>>81563212
grow up lad

Really boils my piss when cunts get on like this

>oh PEOPLE in a SHOP on a sunny Saturday morning? better run home like a bitch

>>81563246
why does that one bother you?

>>81563235
Sitting in Subway with a cold drink and AC

It's about to hit 30c here lads.

>>81563246
>t. spastic kid who thinks he's grown up because he can drink alcohol.
You know nothing about the world.

>>81563253
I have the misfortune of knowing people who get on like this and its embarrassing

Attention seeking weak faggots that decided one day that normal everyday interactions are "too much" so they can play on the "im a worthless piece of shit, please gibs money" routine

Makes me sick tbqh lad

>>81563270
enlighten me then lad since you know everything

Why can you not deal with simple public interactions?

>>81563278
lad I'm one of them but I'd never be like "give me money"
it's usually just being too socially retarded to wanna ask a bunch of people out the way or barge around and cause a fuss. at worst i leave the shops without something i want that ill get tomorrow or later

fact of the matter is you wouldnt even know im like that without being specifically told

>>81563278
i'd agree if it was made-up for attention or internet points, but i disagree if the anxiety actually happened.

to use anon as an example, he just wanted his Coca-Cola. his brain buffer overflowed and started executing arbitrary instructions from his amygdala. or to us neurotypicals, he had an anxiety attack, show some heart.

the goal is Coke. not bennies. (attention/fiction? then yeah, we're seeing eye-to-eye on this one.)

Love heatposting but hate hot weather

for me it's flies.

just cracked open the MAIN window to get some air intake since cool air is blowing in that direction (secondary window does nothing, but it's an exhaust).
however, the problem is all these bastard flies get in. here they are now, watching me type. yeah that's right fuckers, i'm talking about you.

The Spaffnited Goondom

>>81563334
i got one of those electrified tennis racket things, perfect for frying the cunts even if they get all agile about it

checking in from scotland

>>81563349
is the heroin keeping you nice and cool, lad

>>81563340
those do look satisfying. do they actually have any zap sound/feeling to them?

it's more humane, really. i have a fly swatter but i have to flit it back and forth all over the place until it just so HAPPENS to murder a fly. not to mention moths and wasps that stain my walls (could have just died from a nice and tidy shock).

Discovered last night that the missus likes it when I slap her cunt. Hard.

>>81563349
where was that anon, anyway? he was just posting these photos. America, somewhere?

>>81563354
>do they actually have any zap sound/feeling to them.
I mean when you hit the fly with the leccy you do hear a pop and fizz sure. You just get the satisfaction from finally catching the fuck.

It's not always as humane as you'd think, I swear I've had some bigger flies keep moving after the first hit even after I put current through them for 5 seconds.
But it's just flies so I don't give a shit.

>>81563378
must be just enough current to kill the bastards, they basically fry to death which seems like a lovely way to go

>>81563293
Post your address and I'll come around and tell you why, can't do it in public.
You're a good lad for wanting to help to such an extent you'll listen. As long as you're not up in Scotland I can be there within 5 hours.

>>81563334
fly screen, easy to put up and permanent solution to this. Very fine mesh which still allows air flow fine but nothing gets in. As it's a magnetic strip adhesive on the window, the screen itself can be lifted if you need to open the window etc. Not had a single insect in my room since putting one of these on and I can leave the window open all day every day

>>81563404
How about you post your address and ill call over and shag your mum

>>81563378
this sounds ideal, which one do you have? link?

also now in the same boat as >>81562532

warm, but blustery. loose papers flying about the place. grey skies overhead. come on, sky, you know you want to.

>>81563424
i dunno mate my mum got it for me as a present, but its honestly just like any of the ones you can find
found it this one https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B07H8RCDGH

>cant walk into a shop and buy a bottle of coke
>willing to travel 5 hours to try and fight a random stranger on the internet

Cant help but think this anxiety thing is a load of bollocks lad

>>81563444
can't help but think you're intentionally being a little bit silly lad.

>>81563450
yeah lad im just chatting shit tbqh

Gets the day in

>>81563191
Its wafty and practical. Not an engaging drive.

In fact the turning circle is so bad and pisses me off no end, makes me want to change cars but its too much faff and it does everything else good.

>>81563198
This is why I don't like buying cars, people who don't get them serviced etc, mine has been serviced every year.

UV will be lowering at 3pm, thats when I'll go outside.

British roses at Ascot. Take your pick Ruthmong.

The weather has been lush so far. Me plants are 4 times growing

>>81563369
It was me and that was taken exactly here:
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/26%C2%B045'08.5%22N+37%C2%B051'06.5%22E

It's disgustingly hot...I cant even get comfortable or stop sweating pints
ffs

>>81563478
I'll take the bigger lass

Do weatherspoons have AC?

>>81563442
cheers pal. might get this. the reviews are good (was hoping for paragraphs of creative writing, Amazon-flyswatter-buyers did not disappoint).

>>81563459
yeah it's just one of those days innit.

Just came out of Hitchin Sainsbury's and their AC is incredible. I actually started feeling cold

>>81563498
Alcoholic chavs?

>>81563461
>friends car dies
>its a gearbox/clutch issue
>with in the hour hes went and bought some random car off market place
>didn't look over it once he "trusts" the person selling it
>Timing belt needs replaced
>water pump leaking
>engine leaking oil from somewhere
>heater doesnt work
>car pulls to left
>needs 4 new tyres
>boot wont open
>tensioners need replaced
>auxiliary belt needs replaced
>3 months MOT
>sills rusted to shit

Typical over confident mong behaviour, wouldn't listen to a word i said and just tries to make a dick out me for suggesting things like "check it for leaks" then it all goes very quiet when it turns out i was actually right (again)

>>81563482
thanks, you. i stand by what i said about it not having the conveniences of town centres, or whatever i said.

still remember that time you were in an airport. cor it's like we were right there with you. what a life you live.

>>81563478
>ascot
More like no thanks a lot.

>rain
finally. mother nature, you little tease.

Internal organs are starting to sting when I climb the stairs, not looking good lads.

>>81563415
I was gonna say "why the fuck would he still be living with his mum" and then I remembered where I am

>>81563412
send me a link to the one you got lad

>>81563564
how's the fridge looking? ready for the fresh start?

dead gusty now.
lampshades are tearing themselves apart.

Looking forward to Ebin's new Veitch-tier video era

>>81563568
>and then I remembered where I am
Britain? problem exists outside of thread. it's not just /britfeel/ any more de lad.

oh yes it raining
nice cool breeze

>>81563579
Yeah snacks are almost non existent told mum not to get me anything next time she goes shopping. Going cold turkey.

>>81563570
Think it's this but there are probably cheaper ones https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B07S4KXN9F

>>81563587
Same. Should be a right laugh

>>81563590
i dunno man the only kid i grew up with still living with his parents are a fat autist
all the rest still moved out even if it was just to cheap shite flatshares

>>81563587
what is his youtube channel

>>81563520
I wouldn't live there so convenience doesn't matter but it's nice to visit and it's only 12 hours away. Not sure which airport you mean but I've posted from some when i was waiting and bored

Get yourself on a little adventure somewhere that interests you, travelling about is easy and not that expensive

>>81563516
do you miss your c63 yet?

>>81563591
Looks completely overcast here. Rain soon am hoping

that's it, windows open all the way.

the regolits will perish, but i will survive.

>>81563612
we had a few droplets here but it didnt have the decency to actually take off

just flip with whatever way the wind blows and people think its genuine. This is the same bloke who banned trump off all his platforms just at the end of his first term when the dems got in

>>81563607
https://www.youtube.com/@KyleLRI/videos

>>81563610
>Not sure which airport you mean but I've posted from some when i was waiting and bored
i just remember the feeling. was exciting, you out and about in these forrin lands, waiting for a plane. did question how someone rich ended up here but i guess yous are just like us.

>Get yourself on a little adventure
>travelling about is easy and not that expensive
nah i'm staunchly a Sacksville not a Baggins (or whichever way around it is). i accept my place in life.

>>81563599
>https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B07S4KXN9F
ta lad, gonna do me measurements an order some

>>81563631
Whats up with his voice?

>>81563641
I stayed overnight in an airport last year so maybe it was that

Flights aren't as expensive as you think they are though. You could get to that exact place in my post tonight for 500. Half the things I've posted are probably work trips where they're paying for me winger weer wuppagrind above ground

I think if you went somewhere that genuinely interested you, you'd get it and understand why it's worth the time and money

PIZZA'S IN THE OVEN
8-10 MINS UNTIL COOKED
KINO RECS
NOW

>>81563686
recent drivel I've watched and was good:
the rehearsal
clarkson farm
mobland

>>81563679
>I stayed overnight in an airport last year so maybe it was that
yeah was it actually called 'passenger exchange' or something? i dunno it had this la-di-da name that sounded all business-like, i might have taken the piss a bit, because (i hope you understand) it's just a life most of us don't know.

500 quid is a lot of money to me. like, a lot. i wouldn't know how to access 500 quid. tried seeing if i could extend my overdraft as a laugh, it was declined automatically.

In that communal garden me having a few drinks. It wissing it down now. Might go town later x

>>81563701
Corr drinking every day now lad. Full on alcoholic

Even SSM doesn't drink every day

Its socially acceptable to have a few drinks in the good weather so alcoholics just go fucking mad because its totally justified

I could give 10k to charity and still live comfortably

Yeah lads I'm well off too.
I like at the mortgage account next to my actual bank accounts and pretend its money I've got and not money I owe.

I'm fucking rich bois.

>>81563734
>like
look*
Heat's getting to me chaps. Been an honour.

>>81563718
Would love to see the state of the life of the person behind this post

>>81563696
Transit? I don't know but you made me curious so I searched back and I think it was this chain?

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/78799008/#78803256

500 is a significant amount for me too but my point was just that it's not out of reach and limited to wealthy people

>>81563718
Yes, 500 is a lot of money to most people that you have to think about before spending

>>81563737
bagsy your house when you die

>>81563744
Means you'll get the mortgage too though mate.

>>81563740
>Yes, 500 is a lot of money to most people that you have to think about before spending
Maybe for you. Sorry to hear you are poor

>>81563747
how much is it per month lid? my rent is 650 and i can cover that pretty well

>>81563701
2 pm is a bit early for you getting up lad, did you shit the bed?

Everyone in me familys skin has turned to leather by 30 and they all look wrinkled and old yet I get ID'd for monster energy
wear sunscreen and stay indoors lads if you want to stay looking youthful x

>>81563755
>be a shut in all your life

>>81563755
>wear sunscreen

>>81563753
It's not that bad of one, 800ish

>>81563740
yeah was thinking of that thread, i almost said Qatar even, because of the HelperLad post! but that's a different country (i think?)
>hahha
>fucking what
meant the absurdity of the thing not 'what are you doing' sorry that wasn' clear

i would consider that wealthy, though. but i know wealth doesn't automatically mean happiness, you can still have problems (we all get old, we all die, cancer/accidents care for neither prince nor pauper)

>>81563740
Everything is relative I guess. I was once sat on the train with my little one and a couple behind me was having an argument because the lad had spent 30 quid on something football related. His missus was right pissed saying that means we can't afford xyz now! After we got off my lad asks me 'how come they cant afford to buy xyz when they've only spent 30 quid?'. Had to explain to him about different levels of wealth and poverty and make sure he always values money, no matter how much he ends up having.

>>81563764
ah nivea body sunscreen mate good call, slathering that on my arms
and none on my legs because i dont wear fucking shorts

SPF50+? Slathered on.

>>81563766
meh, might have to prostitute myself out on gay onlyfans or just work an extra day, ill get the camera

Definitely lost a fair bit of weight over the past 2 months

>>81563755
the only people i want to stay looking youthful are crossies and femboys so i dont care about me

>>81563764
Enjoy skin cancer de lad

Been listening to this loads over the past 3 days. I had it on a loop non-stop all the way to Snowdon. On the way back I did shuffle though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFb-XOUyeOs

>>81563773
just dont look at the fact its like 130k due total

fair enough laddy I'll put you in the will when i get one, not like i got a missus or sprog to do it for anyway so you'll do

Internetberg throwing a right wobbler at the minute. Takes 20 seconds to load an image like it's 1999.

>>81563718
yeah, that's almost a month's rent. and my landlord needs that money.
imagine being a landlord and not getting 500 quid. and that's from THEIR perspective.

Had the Apu go out and get some picky bits for lunch. It hot, it weekend, we deserve little treats in life. You can afford nice things when you're gamble free.

>>81563789
thats honestly cheaper rent than ive ever had in my life even with housesharing

When is the next britfeel radio?

wearing suncream is like having a johnnied shag... it's for closet faggots
that will be all

>>81563739
>>81563740
i am considerably richer than you

>>81563770
Good dadberg

i get skin cancer like a real man, or at least i would if i went outside

>>81563805
>i am considerably richer than you
I doubt that, I could easily drop 500 bong and not even notice it, I'm just curious about your life overall if you're ridiculing people for thinking 500 is a lot of money

I wear factor 50 in my boxroom with the blinds shut. Can't be too careful.

I wonder if Edgbaston wore Sunscreen Sunday

>>81563767
Yeah but I don't think it's absurd. Those middle east places are big hubs for flights. Honestly, have a look at places you might want to go to and just do it. there are cheaper places to travel if they interest you and it's definitely worth doing

as >>81563770 says
>Everything is relative I guess

>>81563798
fockin ell, imagine the reddit upvotes

Your skin can handle a tan or a burn. Most of the sunscreen slop already has a few carcinogens and forms more when UV light causes chemical reactions. Look at the ingredient list on most of them you can't even pronounce half of it what do you think it's doing on your skin most of it is byproducts of crude oil too

a new

>>81563823

does fire/heat operate in layers? e.g. if i am about to put a really hot plate onto my spacker tray, if there's kitchen towel on it, will it have to burn through the paper before it damages the rubber?

>>81563814
I reckon >>81563805 never had a dad like >>81563770

>I only go out protected
>I only go in protected

>>81563833
If it was hot enough to damage your tray then the plate would probably have cracked, combustion and melting/ damage of materials is higher temperatures than a hot plate is going to be. But yes sort of, there is a thermal buffer. You can lift something burning hot with kitchen roll and not burn your hands as long as you don't hold it long enough, I often use ripped kitchen roll to take a really hot bowl out of the microwave after cooking something