Britfeel isn't the same without eva6 to sexualise
Helper posting fake news time is it lids?
>>81557682When the fuck is it not
Wish the cunt would fuck off with that shit, I don't need a live feed of clickbait news in my britfeels
Think Pantera have a few alright tunes but they were clearly a corporate plant and redid their entire image.
Tvs shit tonight lads.. anything good on you know of?
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The fan is just blowing hot air around
>>81557697eh as a mealfag im not a fan, not heard anything that didnt bore me
>Calls have been made for Norfolk County Council's leader to resign after she posted a picture on Facebook of a steak meal she was about to tuck into.
For enjoying a juicy steak? Is there anything leftoids won't complain about?
It Welpers World. You're stuck in it.
>no AC
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>81557709I get the feeling it's not about the steak m8
Kind of a sad looking meal anyway
>>81557731Bit rude de laddington
>>81557707Fair enough you ever listen to Down?
>>81557743Nah not my sort of genre really.
Gonna take my bedding out of the fridge and get into bed now
>>81557755What's your favourites then liddington? Just been relistening to My Dying Bride lately, nothing exciting. I'm a bit out of the loop with modern releases. Ever since I stopped buying metal mags I know fuck all.
>Trump will address the nation tonight from the White House's Oval Office on the situation in the Middle East
>U.S. military placed on high alert at all CENTCOM bases
It's happenings lads. Looks like tonight's the night the yanks finally get involved against Iran.
>>81557762Thing is im feeling stupid i havent done that
>Reform say Labour councillor should be fired for tweeting in support of Tommy Robinson 10 years ago
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2025/06/20/reform-says-sack-councillor-tommy-robinson/
Your right-wing anti-woke party, sir.
my ass is absolutely steaming right now. wish my cock was long enough to where i could fuck myself desu.
>>81557777I really don't understand this. Trump literally campaigned on not getting involved on any more wars. How are his fanbase going to explain this one?
>>81557703Wind chill factor lad
>>81557777Let the yanks make stupid decisions. As long as we stay out of it, that's the important thing.
>>81557771I mean I listen to a bit of anything, but I do tend to go more to the "extreme" side of things as cringe as the term is.
This ain't modern given it's from 2010, but it's arguably my favourite to this day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAn3PpolPj0
Plenty more though, more than happy to dabble in black/death/thrash/whatever. It's really only slow groovy stuff or traditional doom that makes me feel asleep.
I basically listen to this shit 16 hours a day and lurk the metal thread on /mu/ all day so I'm hopefully up the loop enough (even if the /mu/ thread is mostly shitposting, spamming, and schizos).
>>81557797Picture is related to the situation that you describe
Found out the first gf's place just now. It's been over 15 years, ckin ell
Shall be sending out a letter for some laffs
>Nothing's going to happen folks
>We have the biggest and most beautiful nothing burgers, haven't we?
>>81557782It's almost like both sides are as bad as each other and politicians will do whatever it takes to slander the other side.
The righties need to realise they're identical to lefties just with different strawmen.
>>81557800Corrrr I like a bit of Deathspell Omega too. I stopped visiting mu years ago. They were always acting like Burzum and Deafheaven was the best thing since sliced bread. I'm the same really I listen to a lot if extreme metal but have a soft spot for some lighter bands I loved as a teen like Korn and Avenged Sevenfold.
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>>81557797It will be a limited intervention at first. Most likely a U.S. strike on the Fordow nuclear enrichment facility. There isn't going to be a ground invasion or regime change... for now. That depends on Iran's response.
Not a big fan of summer me
Nay
>>81557832>BurzumThey suck varg's cock
>DeafheavenThe metal threads will call you a soiboy cuck faggot for even mentioning it.
I like a bit of it all. I like both of them. I'm a sucker for the more atmospheric or feelsy shit so I do genuinely love Sunbather, cant lie.
>>81557865no one liked starmer they just hated him less than the tories after a decade of them fucking everyone over to line their pockets
now they realise labour does the same
>>81557859Yeah I like both bands but I remember the discussions around Sunbather being akin to a fucking cult. Check out this album maybe you'll like them.
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_lPAA3IRMcDUtAn4vUTICW54tfWrcRywzk&si=iP8nq8y8zoVLh7Kz
>>81557865After paying to give away a few more territories and not deporting a handful more child raping migrants we'll have so much Soft Power we'll be able to get something really cool.
>>81557876>Atmospheric/Post-Black MetalAlways red flag, but I am a sucker for soishit. Just 99% of it is such wank even for my low standards.
I'm about to go to bed, but its free on bandcamp so yknow what ill give it a download and give it a whirl tomorrow.
So far had 3 /mu/fags (unless there was crossover) in britfeel so good to know im in a safe space for chatting shit about hipster tunes.
>>81557876Thanks for the rec lad, forgot to put that. Always appreciate choons.
>>81557894Kek I don't know about soishit I just listen to stuff I enjoy, don't really follow any of the elitist bollocks and can find the metal community very cringe at times but I know what you mean.
Remember this banger?
https://youtu.be/gi3qC_zQ4Po?si=h50OwQSVs2DbVYJc
>>81557919Please do not trigger me about that retard. Can't believe he made that unironically, but I guess it got him attention. Very much remember that classic.
I'm one of the few /metal/fags who enjoys (some) deathcore so he's just even more retarded to me.
>>81557928Haha I remember at the time (12 years ago fuck me) people were going apeshit at him. Something about metal YouTubers brings out the autism, there was this other reviewer I used to watch I forgot his name but he always wore a black shirt, wore sunglasses inside and had long balding hair.
>>81557949Sounds like Razorfist. He's gone on to like anti-woke podcasts and shit now iirc. Never watched him though as he always seemed mega cringe.
Anyway I'm off to try and sleep through the heat. Ta for the rec I'll give it a spin tomorrow.
>tfw have videos on youtube I uploaded 17 years ago
mad desu
Very quiet here tonight might have to do a few same seans.
>>81558036Tis for a friday eh? Whats goin on? Is everyone just out ??
>>81557797>>81557833Nothing will happen lads
>>81558141Not sure but it's very suspicious. Think a lot of people have melted in the heat.
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>>81558141just the actual robots on a weekend lid
It's friday everyday for me since im neet x
Thinkin of leaving the widnow open over night
>>81558205Lols.Its all one really long friday.
Hope my mam isnt too hungover tmz.she has hair appmnt in the afternoon
>>81557666 (OP)Praying for a solar flare
A quarter of a million pounds
22 identical sealed boxes
and no questions
except one
Weal or no weal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgxxVdmik10
we listening to the velvet underground 2nite
sister ray on repeat x
>>81558255Ave nvr played fruit machines but i wanted to play the dond one but i wasnt old enough
RHODESIA TIL I FUCKEN DIEEEEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lCiMQct9wo
What are we all up to tonight? For me its beers, maybe a bacon n cheese butty soon and chillin with you boys
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Me? On that womfy friday night Wortnite sesh. Oh aye. No hangover for me in t' morning if that's alright with you de lids.
nappy on
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oh aye, womfy in my carehome, shitting my kebab out into my nappy... too much chilli sauce
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Self remnder to buy chansey wance am done cleaning my room
>>81557865>>81557880The UN's top court said that the Chagos Islands legally needed to be given to Mauritius. How can the UK criticise Russia's illegal invasion of Ukraine if the UK isn't willing to abide by international law itself? It's in our interests to uphold international law.
>>81557873I don't think Labour are "fucking everyone over to line their pockets"
>>81558290I'm going to bed soon
Something about slot machines triggers my autism in the same way pinball does. I love playing Slotomania on my phone, just pulling away at all the fake machines and hearing all the dings and noises.
Thats me anti histamine and sertraline taken so gonna hang out in bed a bit to get sleepy. Sweating me wollocks off.
Had a blue lucozade today was nice but not as nice as the cherry one.
Me n my emotional support snail x
>Political drivel at half pasy midnight
Words can not explain how much I hated Deal or No Deal and it's absolute bullshit fake comradery and "strategies" about opening random boxes. It was funny when they got pissed at people for opening the "wrong" box though.
Thought my snail would go faster w/o his wee house so i took it off but it just made him more sluggish
>>81558377Fuck the UN.. we were the UN until we fucked ourselves out of the top stop.
We can be all that we were if we just stopped giving a fuck what anyone else thinks.. fuck em.. what are they gunna do? Deploy peacekeeping missions to us.they couldnt do nout lad
>>81558440Are you playing warthunder? Thats ny support snail
>>81558489No jst saw a youtube video about police having emotional support snails lel
I cannae handle this.Need window open tonight
>>81558478If we take that attitude then Russia will keep taking that attitude towards Europe. "We will keep invading Ukraine and we will attack the rest of Europe too, including the UK. What are they gonna do? Fuck em."
Like I said I think it's in our interests to uphold international law. A world without international law would be more dangerous for us.
*opens txt book in skewl*
*skim thru for any mention of sex, vagina, penis*
Omg it saisys sex..
Quite interesting what i learned from googling why do snails have shells, they also have a anus
Fucking hell, look at that, I've only gone and made a typo! He'll be frantically searching for his 'mongboy' image to quote it with.
Rmember last year on my neet walk i saw a snail in middle of the pavement that was a busy street so i moved it away into the grass n i jst mentioned about the snail on here nd somebody was like that "oh right yeah cause you helped a snail that totally makes up for everything else with being a shitty awful person yeah 1 snail" n i was like that................: / Am jst saying its what i got up to that day.Ddint say am mother theresa.x
Fxk this i deserve a bed time codeine x
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shout out /britfeel/ drinkers
get a cold one down ya
Ian Watkins has won an award
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14833015/British-LGBT-Awards-2025-WINNERS-Jade-Thirlwall-Alex-Scott.html
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In that beddingtons now. Fannington on full blast.
drone
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>>81558585>>81558620Apparently your not supposed to just pick them up i hear, plucking them fucks up their lickle suction footsie majiggy so your supposed to tap their shell gently to make them do the turtle thing n retreat into the shell :) Its nice to help our little friends
>>81558535Fuck it we ball. Lifes boring, might as well make it interesting eh. Even if it does involve a slight chance of drone showers
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>>81558535>then Russia will keep taking that attitude towards Europe
>>81558535Russia is struggling to take more than 20% of Ukraine and will probably finish itself off in the process, there is absolutely zero chance they would attack any other country, and if they did, it wouldn't be our problem anyway
I open my window wide and then put my fan on the windowsill. It pulls all the cool air from outside into my room
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>>81558720I see,,that makes sense now u say it.Thanks.I remember nxt time.
>Last Sunday
>Make a post saying this Thursday I'd be going to Snowdon
>Somewhere extremely isolated on a national level
>Itself hours walking from the nearest road
>Impossible for emergency services to get to
>Post a picture of the specific path I'm on
>Someone from the thread just happens to be passing the exact sport where I'm walking
>Claims to have a 'secret job' that requires an extreme level of fitness
>>81557709Based. Honestly the tories need to bring this sort of thing back rather that being lib dems.
>>81558761I wish i had a fan, i just have to hope the wind picks up even a little bit.. theres not much RN
>>81558767Kukumba
>>81558807Fucked it b.. he knows about the furry thing
>>81558807Bit too perfect really isnt it
>>81558807Dnt end up like ed snowdon
>>81558916Your a bit too perfect <3
Your image replys are great
Also
MY BALLS ARE STILL SWEATING HOW CAN THIS BE
>>81558916Some might even say 'hyperliminal'
I want the rain i was promised
Im beginning to think the weather man doesnt have my interests at heart ya know
>>81558938Some might but not me
I dont know what that means
Fucking nerd
Just watched the green mile, i didnt get it desu.. gunna watch the entity next. I hope it delivers on the secual violence warning
Sorry love, but we're all in our boxrooms.
Liminal vibes on tap in 2025 x
>>81558987>liminal>between or belonging to two different places, states, etc.: How is that swimming pool "liminal"? What is it between?
Honestly, if I ever win the lottery and become a gazillionaire I'm garn build myself my very own liminal pool room. It womfy x
>>81559006Well, to me it's more like dreamcore but most people would associate that sort of image with liminalcore. Both are related to each other.
>>81559010You would need to get planning permission
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>>81559012I'm still using the one I bought back in 2017. It's still garn strong. Definitely got me money's worth..
Missing Japan me and the evening 711 runs
A bit transphobic this scene, but the 90's was a different time x
>The /britfeel/ show directors were so concerned for my safety climbing Snowdon that they sent someone up there to check on my welfare in case I needed assistance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_MVf6_1pYg
>>81558931Have u tried a refreshing glass of milk from the fridge.Cools you right down x
>>81559053Mind he was trans in twin peaks
>>81559067Haven't had any Truman Show jitters for a while me. I think my show got cancelled due to too much unironic racism and wanking lmao.
Do you ever go to the cinema yourselves lads? Not been interested in films for years now but 28 years later is out
>>81559073Im going to put this cold can in my gooch, that should do the trick... gunna be weird drinking it later tho
>>81559110Im dying to see that.. fancy a date and we'll do some acid beforehand?
I dont often go to the cinema ever really
>>81559129yeah why not always wanted to try it
>>81559189Its great, its not like shrooms where you trip hard.. but it does have its own little version of a trip.. swirls n mad colours n shit. Its good fun :D
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwkGbGr1Unc
>>81559280you some utter shite
>>81559280Why are you watching this shite lad?
>>81559189Also.. its going to make the whole thing badly scary. Thats my hope desu..
>>81559298>you post* some utter shite>>81559115that stuff gives me massive headaches
I hope you're having a good time though
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>>81559313I like watching ASMR also the video itself is quite interesting. I wonder how many britfeelers would pass the recruitment test for the Indiana State Police? I bet not many.
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>>81559110I nearly made this same post as urs earlier today.Bc of 28yrs later.Wish i had the confidence to go.x
>>81559110MAybe if you go in the day time.No skool kids or ppl after work
>>81559317Im not doing it tonight, i generally have to plan that kind of thing. Get some good sleep beforehand and all that.. the come down is major innit. Tonight im just watching the entity on film4 .. desu its giving me ghost rape fantasys but i think that kind of porn is going to be tricky to find really
>>81559340So long as you get something from it helperlad. You enjoy yourself.. 'tis some shite tho. I want some aldi creps me.
>>81557666 (OP)>666Satanic edition more like
Mam said we woukd go to paddington in peru last year but we didnt
NEed to get aff the soft mints asap,,bad for your teeth especialy the blue ones............theyre so addictive n i dont fuxing know what to do with myself now am aff vaping its giving climbing up the walls
My empty life as a ex smoker nd vapist </3
It's too warm even with the fan on.
>tfw no yank style air conditioning
>>81559419Sort yourself out, son. Never invite evil into your life, even in a "fantasy". Now go get a copy of Ghost from DVD Lad and fix yourself. Or Paranormal Activity.
My shitey life as a cute millennial neet
My tragic fate n being a unloveabl3 failure
My pointless existence
>>81559559Good tip, do you have any ice or anything super cold? Put it in front of the fan but not right in front of it.. as the air blows past it'll cool the air down. Your welcome m8 ol buddy ol chum
>>81559591Only the first paranormal was good, maybe the second.. the others were a bit much. I did like amitiville horror story.. how ever you spell that like. That was spooky. Im not into it.. its just boobs on screen n the implication. it keeps making me get all twitchy n tha
>>81559629The randomness of it all. Dark Skies is probably first on the list.
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Goingto bed bc my mood is turning melancholic n it will only get worse if i stay up,,good night lsds x
>>81559678I dont follow?
>>81559700G'night homie.. dont sesrch too hard for love. It shows itself in ways you dont often expect. Sleep well b
I hate myself. My poibtless baka life has been so exhausting s till is.
>>81560087Heres me thinking everyone had gone to bed
Everyones is, get over it. We all hate something if not everything, lifes truly about the little joys and how we tie those things together. Thats all there is to it for now
>>81560087Im going to try to rest for a bit, ill chat if i see your x again. For now, dont pretend your alone. The worlds full of us, why do you think this place exists. Innabit
13 and a half hours lorrying, fuck today, everything went tits up and im not a happy lad, going to bed to sulk
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Well fuck. I just slept for 10 hours first time Ive had a solid nights sleep in 3 weeks. Missed out on 10 hours of posts!
>>81560582In this heat. Ckin hell lad that must be a bit grim. Hope have air con in your truck my lid.
awake, AGAIN
have i ever claimed to be perfect? yes, once, in 2006. really disappointed a lot of people and i've only recently gotten rid of the last 'hanger-on' who thought i must be doing something clever, playing the Mr. Perfect long game so to speak.
at any rate after 1 1/2 days of sleep, i do not feel refreshed and better . i actually feel tired, still. a mystery to top scientists.
the morning cyber-papers have made me all aware of this 'sunrise culture'
always thought the Stonehenge people were a dozen or so goths, not crowds of normal people
Saturday morning at toil, having a cheeky vape then it's over to Greggs for my morning cappuccino and sossie roll. Gonna be a hot one today de lids.
Not sure why my apartment is so cool. I haven't used a fan in years. Maybe it's the blackout material I put all over the windows? I heard that it can help with heat.
>>81561138probably because you're a posh person living in an 'apartment'
have you also noticed your water always runs clear, and there's no mould eating your (artex) ceiling?
5-8 hours for the post now. wish i could have slept through it (time travel style).
not saying i'm going back on the ket, not saying that at all, but if i was, there'd be a slim chance, and i'd be waiting-and-seeing.
>>81561146I'm a poor autistic NEET and I live in a council apartment. Only posh thing is it's in Chelsea.
cor that new 28 Days Later film looks good.
>>81561265where can i watch this youtube homemade video?
why does the female zombie get to wear a bikini while there is naked male zombies?
it pc gone mad!
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>>81561429going by the watermark it's available on some naughty torrent website (and cam-rips shill for betting websites now, apparently)
presumably it's the apocalypse because of 28 Days Later and they do weird/edgy things because Danny Boyle read Crossed at some point
Sonberg playing footy at 10. Gonna be a tough game in these temps,
>>81561522didn't know kids still played football. can't hurt to get used to higher temperatures IMO, they're here to stay.
good luck to him and i hope you both have a fun day.
>>81561546Cheers pal. Some competitions end in April and some carry on until school holidays in July. Have a good one.
>>81561562>Have a good one.will try.
i often think if i did not have drugs, i would have a son.
maybe i have children. lil winkies and wankies off to football for the weekend. somewhere out there.
How the Helper Regime crumbled.
>>81561652that's some pretty solid choreography/whatever for their daft lil TikTok bit.
the kids are all right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er4M5QIaj4Q
Decent trackington this
>>81561652Cool as fuck tbqhwy
>>81561652very kinell imo
done me back in de lads shan't be doing fuck all today
just farted me back in lads
just pushed me fart back in lads
mad to think my nephew must be 16 now and almost definitely still hasn't had sex
also have a niece who must be 15, she probably has, but it's different for girls
might text my brother
>>81561963You going to ask him if he's had set?
>>81561983nah i know he has, that's how he's had one and half kids.
it mornin de lids yeah it's the mornin de lids it's saturday mornin de lids oh in the mornin de lids!
>>81561652She's know Sammo Hung, Yuen Biao or Lau Kar-leung.
cor just think, post in about 3 hours.
got the front door propped open. i know superstition can't change the delivery of items, or the position of objects in general (random number generation aside), but i am maximising my chances to have a nice line or two in just a few hours.
>>81561652Real life would be even less pretty. Just one guy grabbing her pulling her to the floor then he keeps punching her in the face.
>>81562072No deliveries for me this weekend de lid. Hopefully on Monday though as have had lots of Blu-rays dispatched. What wrugs you waiting on? Ket? You ever been done in by Royal Snail?
>>81562082glad you're back on the films lad. good haul coming in? post kino scrinos.
>What wrugs you waiting on? didn't say that.
>Ket? yes.
>You ever been done in by Royal Snail?nah just police. might happen again because of this:
https://operation-deepsentinel.com/
(this is a real video from the actual police. strange world we live in.)
>>81561963>mad to think my nephew must be 16 now and almost definitely still hasn't had sex>might text my brother"hey bruv your kid's clearly a virgin, i can change that"
>>81562105>Do you support Israel?Yes
>>81562105Don't give a fuck about Israel or Palestine but do think that Netanayu is a bit of a mentalist as are the rest of the leaders in the shit hole that it the Middle East.
>>81562105even THAT sentiment is antisemitic.
like yeah if the Nazis had succeeded in Operation Sealion, the 'intelligent' move would have been to support the Nazis. so what, you're doing the smart thing by supporting those cunning, devious master-planners?
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Won 2.80 on the euros mates
>>81562109Don't want to be accused of spamming lid already posted my recent orders yesterday. Kek, that video is cringe as fuck. You ever hear of F.A.C.T?
https://youtu.be/BLBY4qzUMNw?si=7wFZqqU576Is_Fks
>>81562110heh. nah, i think personality counts. but even if he was good-looking, he's an absolute little shit. just has to get his own way about everything: would never sit and eat dinner with us because he wanted to live on his PlayStation.
also he's related, which to me is more of an issue than the age gap.
>>81562105No, I genuinely hope Tel Aviv gets nuked. I know there would be major global ramifications for that in the short and medium term but it would be for the greater good
>>81562120Good going, isn't a ticket like 2.50 though?
>>81562132NTA but, yes. He could get a ticket for tonight, and get a scratchcard.
>>81562129Iran doesnt yet have the bomb so Tel Aviv is safe
>>81562138>Iran doesnt yet have the bombY-yes it does you stupid goy, that's why this is a just war
>>81557797Go check out the BAPist sphere. You're now "brown coded" and a "panican" if you don't agree with Israel bombing Iran. Israel is now a "bronze age mindset" nation so you should support it, and if you insult disagree with Trump you're (insert other terminally online term here). In a few years, this is going to repeat again for Vance. The slop must continue.
I don't follow any LW shit, but I have to wonder if it's just as unserious and grifty as the RW. You have a few actual genuine people on the right, but as a whole it's shocking
Bonnie Blue is the end result of extreme feminism.
The extremity of women empowerment creates OnlyFans models and pornstars.
The same way the extremity of male empowerment creates warlords.
Historically,
A woman's virginity was treated as sacred.
And it was sacred. TO MEN.
It was MEN who defended it.
MEN who kept it scarce, MEN who gave it power.
A father would protect his daughter by assuring she only gave her virginity to a man who would protect her FOR LIFE.
Sex had immense value.
Sex would result in a LIFETIME of protection and provision.
With extreme female empowerment,
When a female is taught to disregard her father and be a girl boss.
When she's taught that she knows best.
When she's taught that her body count doesn't matter and she's put to the same standard as men.
She's taught to be a whore.
She'll use sex as a tool to get what she wants, she'll even just give it away for fun.
When you can print unlimited money, what do you do?
You print.
Bonnie Blue wouldn't exist in a patriarchy.
She would have been protected from herself.
>>81562138>>81562152i fell for this in 2003
and i'm willing to again
but NEXT time...
>>81562162It's just sex. Calm down, incel.
>>81562162I don't really care if a whore does whore stuff publicly. Better than hiding it away. Not particularly in favour of the rest of the feminist shite in your post either. Her slutting around is fine.
The Jobcentre Head Office has been captured. The war against the DWP finally coming to an end. There one more wave of enemies then they are well and truly done.
>>81562172What are the campaign goals for the Seaside Jihad?
Waiting around for WW3 to break out innit
>>81562183Obligatory LOST post: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRzRrVJwRVw
>>81562132dont care i only focus on the W
i have to as cope
>>81562171It's a bait post, look at the size of it. It's that big to get your attention.
>>81562175An end to the tyranny of the Jobcentre Prussians and a Worldwide Seaside Regime. The planet one day get put in a kebab wrap.
Have to spread Islam to the world. The campaign is approaches its final stages, once the DWP are vanquished we start making our move on the EU. They took all our fish.
>>81562185cor, choon.
good vid, this, nostalgia for three different eras of my life.
I've explored practically the entire map in FF6 now and I can't find LOCKE. I reckon he's that guy pretending to be "Siegfried" in the tunnel on the way to Figaro Castle with all the treasure chests, but I've searched that entire cave 3 or 4 times now and can't find him. He wasn't in the basement, he wasn't in the hidden city. Very close to just looking this up as. Game isn't great btw, massively overrated. Combat is dull, encounter rate is obscenely high, story is "ok", second-half is interesting, but just want to get it finished now. Chrono Trigger is the only good SNES RPG.
the lottery costs a pound. if it wasn't a pound, people wouldn't play.
>>81562208i really only half-remember this one, so i really can't 'spoil' anything for you (plus they all blend together a bit):
it MIGHT be that there's some ninja character in a bar somewhere, and yeah LOCKE, who is a thief (i think) is mates with someone, and a pink assassin guy is somewhere, i just remember a bar? some Aragorn type thing. maybe he's mates with this one's Cecil.
anyway the job system is stupid (if it's the job system one), and i hate HATE that move where you have to enter fighting game inputs. why is that in a Final Fantasy game?!
Chrono Trigger does have an active element, and it matters where the characters are in space (even if you can't move them) but damn it feels satisfying. or frustrating, but never like it's your fault. just "shiiit cmoncmoncmon" as the timer bar fills up (which could have been some behind-the-scenes speed stat, anyway).
>>81562162>the end result of extreme feminism.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Feminists_by_religion
>>81562208Hes in Phoenix cave looking for the cure to resurrect his dead girlfriend. You need to use the air ship and lower yourself in look for a donut shaped mountain.
>>81562227the British feminist movement is atheists. stop trying to shoehorn your bullshit in here. it's like saying the aliens are behind the chemtrails.
Give it 2 decades and all the Christian Zionists in the US will be snuffed out. The golden age for Jews is rapidly coming to an end
DWP bringing up their senior civil servants to assault the house where a regiment of SeasideSARACENS are held up in a farm house, at least the streets of the local towns are safe, the flanks are held by Dosser Janniesarries and if any of the lines break a full barrage of cannon fire will greet our adversaries.
although to be fair i keep forgetting Germaine Greer is Australian and not British. i guess she's Jewish.
but so is Stephen Fry and you don't think of him as "that Jewish guy, all Jewish, a Hebrew, practising Judaism, ethnically Jewish."
he just brings it up because it makes him interesting, in his mind.
Just been out to the local shop, woman in there 20's pretty, head craned down into her phone, smelled nice.
I wondered if she could smell the big fat shit i did not 5 minutes before?
Do you think she was turned on by my manly arse smell.
I've had gf's comment that my shits smell manly.
Can any of you say as much?
point is, as i put in the other thread, we DID once have Muslim groups pulling the strings for good (Galloway) or for evil (Abu Hamza).
but by and large it's just the same old class/aristocracy thing. it matters way, way more which school you went to than what church you're a part of.
>>81562256i think people generally don't like the smell of faeces, lad. not an expert but if i had to guess, maybe something like we evolved/developed this way to avoid catching disease?
or maybe just the fact it's waste means it's whatever we DO NOT find appealing as smells, that tends to be things like food (which we want to eat, for nutrition).
not a cultural/sexual thing. just how we are.
>>81562270Fair comment.
I seem to attract women who like the smell of my arse. tbf they've all been bonkers in one way or another before i met them, maybe that's why i was wondering. Thanks for the sensible headsup.
There's just too many, my Janniesarries break in face of endless fire and 28 day sanctions, there's some reinforcements coming up but things are looking bleak for my frontline.
Spaffed again me just now
Did i not
>>81562237(((Atheists)))
All this means is that they don't go to synagogue every week
>>81562237>stop trying to shoehorn your bullshit in here.T. Moshe Ben Herzel
>>81562249>i guess she's JewishThere's no 'guess', she is
>>81562307>>81562313go away /pol/. we have more SIkhs here than Jews.
might as well start telling us about African Americans or those wily Kurds.
>>81562264>but by and large it's just the same old class/aristocracy thing. it matters way, way more which school you went to than what church you're a part of.
>>81562329if you're not conscious of it, you just don't live here.
it's not some Marxist thing you have to read about and a lightbulb switches on some day. i'll only accept NOT being 'class conscious' if you're middle-class or braindead.
>>81562321>might as well start telling us about African Americans or those wily Kurds.What do you want to know about them?
African Americans commit more crime because of genetics, the police aren't that racist (although doing that job would make any man racist), and basically none of their plight in 2025 is due to racism
>KurdsCriminals in both turkey and Europe
>>81562332I mean, for one 'class' is just a social construct, utterly meaningless really. You'd probably call me working class, but I'm definitely at the upper end of that and relate to middle class people better than the average dole scrounger.
That said, I couldn't really give a fuck about my 'class' and 'class consciousness'. I might technically be working class, but why should I have solidarity with other random working class people just because they think we're the same?
>collectivism
>identity politics
yawn
No no goyim, it's not the Jews, it's the English middle class that are the problem!
It's the farmers, it's the pensioners, you should align with impoverished pakis in Bradford against English farmers!
>>81562338>African Americans commit more crime because of genetics, the police aren't that racist then it stands to reason the police SHOULD be racist, but in a 'positive' direction.
bit like giving a crippled shoplifter a head-start.
>>81562351this is totally reasonable. i think a lot of the 'academic' types read too much into it. yeah it is just the state of affairs, i'm even glad we have a few basic terms, like broad categories of class, but it's pragmatic and those affair-states don't give a shit about wot your books reckon.
the terminology and where to draw the lines might be a construct, but the reality of it isn't. yeah you could bring some medieval guy to 2025, "so, pray tell, which of the Estates dost thou belong to?"
it still remains that you're probably working class, even if you're more well off. could just sub in "do not have a house" or whatever if that's more relevant at the time.
SEASIDE UPLOAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kokeD1ZBiU
although i'm biased BECAUSE OF these people.
i just want people to have food and shelter, man. i love when people are passionate about things. but "dialectics"? Hegelian philosophy? my granddad 1. probably knew about this too and 2. would have hit you with his pick axe.
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>>81562427Apple pie down him in 5 minutes. Well it's apple pie saturday isn't it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDcefX-eOKQ
>>81562470>13 quid to last to Tuesdaylmao fuck being a bennies mong, seriously
It not bloody right at all de lids. Humidity could be worse I suppose. No air flow rn it is SHIT.
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Better eating the Bramleys than giving it to the bookies.
That's a line we could all live by, we bookie free x.
Help me I'm not dead
Wake me from this hell
Tell me I'm alive
Dead
yer this weathers proper grim, keeps teasing for a storm too, proper cloudy atm but this has to break its grim as fuck, i could slice the humidity with a knife blegh
I'm fucken loaded. Mad how this has been the most money I've "earned" in 5 years.
Hope the uc wankers sort this money situation out soon, been waiting years.
The worst fucking part about ((summer)) is how you literally cannot be arsed to get much of anything done 90% of the time
And forget doing any heavy chores in the middul of the day without immediately dropping a sweat
My god how i detest this horriblearse season
>>81562534Fucking Hell you could buy me a sausage roll with that money.
cant even feel my fan and im sweating my wollocks off sat here and ive got to lift weights in a few minutes, fuck sakes
>>81562508>>81562543Its always dossers complaining about the heat, i suppose its a nice cope to justify being a lazy cunt all the time, meanwhile everyone else is out working in that heat all day with no issues
The weather in this country is fucking shite 10 months of the year, enjoy the heat before we are back to sub 5c day temps and eternal fucking darkness
>>81562561Ive just done 40 hours I want to chill out without my taint turning into the river nile ffs this is wank
>>81562561>with no issuesTotal bollocks, anyone putting in a hard day's work is suffering in this heat too, our buildings and infrastructure simply aren't built to withstand it and most places don't have AC. It could be worse though, the heat in some countries is unbearable without AC.
>>81562544>a sausage rollLad, I'm flush, I can buy 16 of the buggers.
Sosij rolls for everyone.
Honestly I would be welcome with the government blocking out the sun. Not even peak temperature yet and ive had enough. This fan is blowing out hot air and its fucking unbearable. Hate summer me.
>>81562582same lad, was in this morning for a few hours, 18c at 6am was 4x LUSH
Been working outdoors all week in this and its not even been that bad, yesterday was starting to take the piss slightly tbqh
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>Using Click to Pay with Mastercard, checking out is simpler, quicker and more secure. Once it's set up, place an order with us of 20 pounds or more and you'll get 15 pounds off* your next order just for using Click to Pay. Easy win, right?
>Easy
no? fuck you Just Eat, dogshit promotion. just give me 15 quid off for doing this app set-up bullshit, there and then.
>>81562598golfcourse anon, I remember outdoors work in summer, id come home caked in crap and with a thick layer of grease all over me, watch out for wasps building nests underground, once I was strimming some Himalayan balsam with a fella and he cut over one, ended up with them all up his leg and under his helmet, nasty business
>>81562601So it'll be 2 orders before you get the discount?
Set up, place order, discount will be added to your next order?
>>81562611Yeah lid they are nasty fuckers
Thankfully haven't come across a nest this year yet
>>81558720>Fuck it we ball. Lifes boring, might as well make it interesting eh. Even if it does involve a slight chance of drone showersI don't want to get blown up by a Russian drone and I think many Brits also wouldn't want that.
>>81558729Not that long ago people were saying "there is zero chance Russia would invade Ukraine" but look what happened
>>81562623i get it, although i don't understand what this Mastercard payment thing is. step #1 of 6 was
>1. Go into your mobile banking app.and i don't have that, so there's steps 0.1 to 0.9 just to set THAT up.
if the purpose of the promotion is to get me to start using some service, because it makes me more likely to give them money...well, the bait isn't even worth it? just makes me LESS likely. even if all the conditions are met.
even if it was as simple as 'use our service'. that normally goes:
>use our service. 5 quid off your first order!to get people hooked. it does NOT go
>use our service. after using our service, you'll get a voucher for 5 quid off your second order!(maybe then i'd think 'wow they're SO confident about their shitty offer and that i'll order twice, it MUST be good.')
(brb getting a job in marketing.)
>>81562637I fully do not believe they have the resources to somehow steamroll europe, I'll be 50 before they manage to make it to here, plus nato would just bomb the shit out of them if they stepped into another country, poles hate russians they're gagging to have a go at them
Sitting in the living room with me top off and me fat belly for all the family to see. Don't give a fuck tbqh. Dogberg has the right idea sleeping underneath the dining table in the shade.
Spaffed for a third time just now me
Third time's the charm is it not
It not right what Ofcom wants to do to us
battered the fuck out of my tris days ago and they still hurt
>>81562637The chance of Russia attacking the UK is incredibly low, and the best way to stop that would be to stop provoking them (arming Ukraine).
We had reasonably good relations with Russia at the turn of the Millenium, and could do again
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Stay hydrated lads
I doubt ((they)) will pull the plug on 4chan for UK posters
Even so there are still VPN's available for pass users
>>81562730Ah this old image, where her arm looks like a cock from the thumbnail
>>81562714Sean could do with his 4chan crutch being gone. He is too much of a mong to use a VPN. Maybe he'll quit the wrink and wrugs.
*Really* ought to give the BWC some rest ovah the next couple of days
>>81562657Russia could attack one of the Baltics in the next few years, which would oblige British troops to go and fight (because the Baltics are part of NATO)
Anyway my point was about international law - if we want other countries to abide by international law (which makes the world safer for us, and everyone else) then we need to abide by it too.
>>81562657The UK should keep helping Ukraine to defend their country from an invasion. Any suggestion that we should capitulate to the Kremlin's demands is nonsensical.
>>81562761just keep throwing ukraine a few drones and javelins and russia will be softlocked and eventually stop, ez af, should be a military strategist me
I didn't realise brit/feel/ was so antisemetic.
Perhaps there is hope for you all afterall.
funny seeing these camwhores with giant bottles of lube because their puss is all dried up
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aw yeah dinner has arrived
>>81562761Nobody will abide to international law if there no inforcement to back. Just like everybody would walk in a store and steal without paying if there was zero repercussions
>>81562724>>81562761The government isn't being transparent about this. If you want to defend Country X, but be honest about the costs. That means higher taxes, reduced public services, cuts to bennies in order to pay for air defense missiles.
>>81562838This is 4chan lad, what did you expect?
>>81562862>Communist manifesto>Ketlol, lmao even.
Mums skint boyfriend is taking her to his dead mums grave today on a date, and then they are going out for a coffee somewhere, shes had enough, she dosent even want to go because its too hot but because hes been crying for 4 days she feels that she has to go. Fucking hell I feel sorry for her.
>>81562913there is NOTHING wrong with ket.
>>81562862is this the real socialism I've been hearing about?
Man struggling with his mum's death, nasty b-lad and his nasty mum have no time for his feelings or grief. He'd be better off away from them.
>>81562924Didn't say there was, the book in the other hand
>>81562950Would you take a new girlfriend out to a graveyard on a date? Fucking grim that.
>>81562922would rather cry for 4+ days and get into a right state instead of simply saying "no"
You mum is a bit like mine lad, a massive fucking retard kek
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>>81562963it's very goth
that's what's up
>>81562972Told me mam to put on sun creme today, dont want to get sunburned at the graveyard now do you?
>Toby Carvery and Oxfam are main advertisers on the /britfeel/ show
>>81562976Soft as shit more like. Dosent have the bollocks to cancel the date because hes been crying for 4 days. She also said she has to take him there because he has no method of transportation.
was going to dose this out into spray bottles, but fuck it, life's too short. missed you, my old friend <3
(purely as medicine, i hope American chemists figure out how the anti-depressant effects work. shit's like magic.)
>>81562981tell mum to cancel the graveyaard thing and dump the mong asap
Also brothers been crying n all because he wont be able to go out on Fridays with his obsessed female friend. Grim times at B towers lids.
>>81563002Oh it takes months and months for her to pluck up the courage to do that. Will be ages yet before that happens.
Saw a kid eating cola bottles now I got a craving for them
>>81562972Quite cloudy here, the nearest weather station still showing 5 though
https://uk-air.defra.gov.uk/data/uv-index-graphs
>>81563017Step up and protect mummy, blad. Tell him it's time to fuck off.
Don't mean to brag lads, but I can actually afford 32 of Sainsbury's cheapest sosij rolls.
Impressive, I know.
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gonna go for an incel walk in 5 my leeds
What's an 'incel walk'? then
>>81563117based on nothing, i assume you just walk around and mentally notice things. register that there are PEOPLE and they are IN A RELATIONSHIP.
>>81562995My mumberg loves the old method of "Ignore everything as long as possible, refuse all help, insult anyone who offers, then have a meltdown claiming its going to the thousands to fix"
Ive given up at this pont, car is due MOT in 2 weeks and she refuses to get it checked, every year there is a week or two of flat out stress, crying, screaming matches, all over a fucking MOT test
The car needs front brakes, ive told her this, ive offered the money to replace them but "oh i shouldn't have to do that anon"
Then back to crying, screaming, claiming its 5k for front brakes on an old fucking Hyundai kek
>>81563101I'm not going for my incel walk till later, too hot, too much UV.
Going to go to the gym and do a walking commentary of the seafront later (hopefully).
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>>81563137My 21 year old Volvo passed its MOT and it only cost me 100 quid, 50 quid for test and 50 quid for a new fuel cap and a couple bulbs.
I do need 4 new tyres in ~2 months though.
as well, you can selectively NOT notice things. or outright miss them.
point is, you went for a walk, you saw some 7/10 Charlotte with a 9/10 Nathan punching WAY above his wealthmatch, there were some other people, they don't count (neither do those other people) but there was ALSO a fat guy who was single. probably. and some OTHER couples who support your world view.
incels: the one true religion.
Quite nice having intelligent and educated parents desu. I suppose it's the thing you can't pick can you?
>>81563162I see overweight or poorly dressed and groomed men with attractive GFs everyday, not even been judging its just true. Like 5/10 or under, I'd say I'm more attractive yet I'm a massive virgin with no hope of a woman so it makes me wonder
ngl i fancy some weed, but i'm a diagnosed paranoid schizophrenic with depressive psychois on medication so it probably wouldn't go well.
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He left to rot on the benefit system.
It not rite
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O5NsCsHG6FI
>>81560582Nice work , Anon. 59 hours in 5 days here, at a max speed of 65 MPH. Great equipment ( Freightliner Day Cab), relatively quiet and comfy air ride. Oh, and you could hang meat in it, the A/C is top notch.
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>>81563152Are they actually nice to drive or is it more about the feel of the rest of it?
It's probably got reasonable sized tyres at least. I want to change all of mine and it would be about 1000
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>>81563152based, nice Volvo lad
Mumberg thinks a car should only ever need petrol and has a massive fucking meltdown over any consumable part, the car has had new pads in its life but never new discs, but this apparently will cost more than a new car so time to have a big cry about it
>>81563182yeah this is the reality. it takes some bizarre mental stretching for the black-and-white mentality of incel stuff to work.
what DOES suck is that now a lot of ordinary problems get lumped in with incels. loneliness? insecurity about your appearance? unmet desire for an attractive partner?
perfectly ordinary problems with zero sexism, someone will contort a way for them to be misogyny or to do with incels. it should be funny but i wish we could go back and axe that concept entirely, just treat the problem itself.
the infrastructure in the UK is lagging behind other country. It run down. Dee lads.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0kokeD1ZBiU
I fancy some coca-cola, i went to the shop earlier and id written it on a list but there were too many people in there and i sperged and wanted to get out so i didn't pick any up.
Hate being a mentaller.
>>81563212just put on your min-max brain and consider that this deficiency in social ability is offset by the +1 bonus to health (ongoing)
>>81563221Thanks, that helps a bit
Proper hot now, close to death me
>>81563212grow up lad
Really boils my piss when cunts get on like this
>oh PEOPLE in a SHOP on a sunny Saturday morning? better run home like a bitch
>>81563246why does that one bother you?
>>81563235Sitting in Subway with a cold drink and AC
It's about to hit 30c here lads.
>>81563246>t. spastic kid who thinks he's grown up because he can drink alcohol.You know nothing about the world.
>>81563253I have the misfortune of knowing people who get on like this and its embarrassing
Attention seeking weak faggots that decided one day that normal everyday interactions are "too much" so they can play on the "im a worthless piece of shit, please gibs money" routine
Makes me sick tbqh lad
>>81563270enlighten me then lad since you know everything
Why can you not deal with simple public interactions?
>>81563278lad I'm one of them but I'd never be like "give me money"
it's usually just being too socially retarded to wanna ask a bunch of people out the way or barge around and cause a fuss. at worst i leave the shops without something i want that ill get tomorrow or later
fact of the matter is you wouldnt even know im like that without being specifically told
>>81563278i'd agree if it was made-up for attention or internet points, but i disagree if the anxiety actually happened.
to use anon as an example, he just wanted his Coca-Cola. his brain buffer overflowed and started executing arbitrary instructions from his amygdala. or to us neurotypicals, he had an anxiety attack, show some heart.
the goal is Coke. not bennies. (attention/fiction? then yeah, we're seeing eye-to-eye on this one.)
Love heatposting but hate hot weather
for me it's flies.
just cracked open the MAIN window to get some air intake since cool air is blowing in that direction (secondary window does nothing, but it's an exhaust).
however, the problem is all these bastard flies get in. here they are now, watching me type. yeah that's right fuckers, i'm talking about you.
>>81563334i got one of those electrified tennis racket things, perfect for frying the cunts even if they get all agile about it
checking in from scotland
>>81563349is the heroin keeping you nice and cool, lad
>>81563340those do look satisfying. do they actually have any zap sound/feeling to them?
it's more humane, really. i have a fly swatter but i have to flit it back and forth all over the place until it just so HAPPENS to murder a fly. not to mention moths and wasps that stain my walls (could have just died from a nice and tidy shock).
Discovered last night that the missus likes it when I slap her cunt. Hard.
>>81563349where was that anon, anyway? he was just posting these photos. America, somewhere?
>>81563354>do they actually have any zap sound/feeling to them.I mean when you hit the fly with the leccy you do hear a pop and fizz sure. You just get the satisfaction from finally catching the fuck.
It's not always as humane as you'd think, I swear I've had some bigger flies keep moving after the first hit even after I put current through them for 5 seconds.
But it's just flies so I don't give a shit.
>>81563378must be just enough current to kill the bastards, they basically fry to death which seems like a lovely way to go
>>81563293Post your address and I'll come around and tell you why, can't do it in public.
You're a good lad for wanting to help to such an extent you'll listen. As long as you're not up in Scotland I can be there within 5 hours.
>>81563334fly screen, easy to put up and permanent solution to this. Very fine mesh which still allows air flow fine but nothing gets in. As it's a magnetic strip adhesive on the window, the screen itself can be lifted if you need to open the window etc. Not had a single insect in my room since putting one of these on and I can leave the window open all day every day
>>81563404How about you post your address and ill call over and shag your mum
>>81563378this sounds ideal, which one do you have? link?
also now in the same boat as
>>81562532warm, but blustery. loose papers flying about the place. grey skies overhead. come on, sky, you know you want to.
>>81563424i dunno mate my mum got it for me as a present, but its honestly just like any of the ones you can find
found it this one https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B07H8RCDGH
>cant walk into a shop and buy a bottle of coke
>willing to travel 5 hours to try and fight a random stranger on the internet
Cant help but think this anxiety thing is a load of bollocks lad
>>81563444can't help but think you're intentionally being a little bit silly lad.
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>>81563450yeah lad im just chatting shit tbqh
Gets the day in
>>81563191Its wafty and practical. Not an engaging drive.
In fact the turning circle is so bad and pisses me off no end, makes me want to change cars but its too much faff and it does everything else good.
>>81563198This is why I don't like buying cars, people who don't get them serviced etc, mine has been serviced every year.
UV will be lowering at 3pm, thats when I'll go outside.
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British roses at Ascot. Take your pick Ruthmong.
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The weather has been lush so far. Me plants are 4 times growing
>>81563369It was me and that was taken exactly here:
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/26%C2%B045'08.5%22N+37%C2%B051'06.5%22E
It's disgustingly hot...I cant even get comfortable or stop sweating pints
ffs
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>>81563478I'll take the bigger lass
Do weatherspoons have AC?
>>81563442cheers pal. might get this. the reviews are good (was hoping for paragraphs of creative writing, Amazon-flyswatter-buyers did not disappoint).
>>81563459yeah it's just one of those days innit.
Just came out of Hitchin Sainsbury's and their AC is incredible. I actually started feeling cold
>>81563498Alcoholic chavs?
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>>81563461>friends car dies >its a gearbox/clutch issue>with in the hour hes went and bought some random car off market place>didn't look over it once he "trusts" the person selling it>Timing belt needs replaced>water pump leaking>engine leaking oil from somewhere>heater doesnt work>car pulls to left>needs 4 new tyres >boot wont open >tensioners need replaced>auxiliary belt needs replaced >3 months MOT >sills rusted to shit Typical over confident mong behaviour, wouldn't listen to a word i said and just tries to make a dick out me for suggesting things like "check it for leaks" then it all goes very quiet when it turns out i was actually right (again)
>>81563482thanks, you. i stand by what i said about it not having the conveniences of town centres, or whatever i said.
still remember that time you were in an airport. cor it's like we were right there with you. what a life you live.
>>81563478>ascotMore like no thanks a lot.
>rain
finally. mother nature, you little tease.
Internal organs are starting to sting when I climb the stairs, not looking good lads.
>>81563415I was gonna say "why the fuck would he still be living with his mum" and then I remembered where I am
>>81563412send me a link to the one you got lad
>>81563564how's the fridge looking? ready for the fresh start?
dead gusty now.
lampshades are tearing themselves apart.
Looking forward to Ebin's new Veitch-tier video era
>>81563568>and then I remembered where I amBritain? problem exists outside of thread. it's not just /britfeel/ any more de lad.
oh yes it raining
nice cool breeze
>>81563579Yeah snacks are almost non existent told mum not to get me anything next time she goes shopping. Going cold turkey.
>>81563570Think it's this but there are probably cheaper ones https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B07S4KXN9F
>>81563587Same. Should be a right laugh
>>81563590i dunno man the only kid i grew up with still living with his parents are a fat autist
all the rest still moved out even if it was just to cheap shite flatshares
>>81563587what is his youtube channel
>>81563520I wouldn't live there so convenience doesn't matter but it's nice to visit and it's only 12 hours away. Not sure which airport you mean but I've posted from some when i was waiting and bored
Get yourself on a little adventure somewhere that interests you, travelling about is easy and not that expensive
>>81563516do you miss your c63 yet?
>>81563591Looks completely overcast here. Rain soon am hoping
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that's it, windows open all the way.
the regolits will perish, but i will survive.
>>81563612we had a few droplets here but it didnt have the decency to actually take off
zuck
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just flip with whatever way the wind blows and people think its genuine. This is the same bloke who banned trump off all his platforms just at the end of his first term when the dems got in
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>>81563607https://www.youtube.com/@KyleLRI/videos
>BBC keeps shilling the women's euros
>>81563610>Not sure which airport you mean but I've posted from some when i was waiting and boredi just remember the feeling. was exciting, you out and about in these forrin lands, waiting for a plane. did question how someone rich ended up here but i guess yous are just like us.
>Get yourself on a little adventure >travelling about is easy and not that expensivenah i'm staunchly a Sacksville not a Baggins (or whichever way around it is). i accept my place in life.
>>81563599>https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B07S4KXN9Fta lad, gonna do me measurements an order some
>>81563631Whats up with his voice?
>>81563641I stayed overnight in an airport last year so maybe it was that
Flights aren't as expensive as you think they are though. You could get to that exact place in my post tonight for 500. Half the things I've posted are probably work trips where they're paying for me winger weer wuppagrind above ground
I think if you went somewhere that genuinely interested you, you'd get it and understand why it's worth the time and money
PIZZA'S IN THE OVEN
8-10 MINS UNTIL COOKED
KINO RECS
NOW
>>81563686recent drivel I've watched and was good:
the rehearsal
clarkson farm
mobland
>>81563679>I stayed overnight in an airport last year so maybe it was thatyeah was it actually called 'passenger exchange' or something? i dunno it had this la-di-da name that sounded all business-like, i might have taken the piss a bit, because (i hope you understand) it's just a life most of us don't know.
500 quid is a lot of money to me. like, a lot. i wouldn't know how to access 500 quid. tried seeing if i could extend my overdraft as a laugh, it was declined automatically.
Apu 200
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In that communal garden me having a few drinks. It wissing it down now. Might go town later x
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>>81563701Corr drinking every day now lad. Full on alcoholic
>500 quid is a lot of money to me. like, a lot.
Even SSM doesn't drink every day
Its socially acceptable to have a few drinks in the good weather so alcoholics just go fucking mad because its totally justified
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I could give 10k to charity and still live comfortably
Yeah lads I'm well off too.
I like at the mortgage account next to my actual bank accounts and pretend its money I've got and not money I owe.
I'm fucking rich bois.
>>81563734>likelook*
Heat's getting to me chaps. Been an honour.
>>81563718Would love to see the state of the life of the person behind this post
>>81563696Transit? I don't know but you made me curious so I searched back and I think it was this chain?
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/78799008/#78803256
500 is a significant amount for me too but my point was just that it's not out of reach and limited to wealthy people
>>81563718Yes, 500 is a lot of money to most people that you have to think about before spending
>>81563737bagsy your house when you die
>>81563744Means you'll get the mortgage too though mate.
>>81563740>Yes, 500 is a lot of money to most people that you have to think about before spendingMaybe for you. Sorry to hear you are poor
>>81563747how much is it per month lid? my rent is 650 and i can cover that pretty well
>>815637012 pm is a bit early for you getting up lad, did you shit the bed?
Everyone in me familys skin has turned to leather by 30 and they all look wrinkled and old yet I get ID'd for monster energy
wear sunscreen and stay indoors lads if you want to stay looking youthful x
>>81563755>be a shut in all your life
soypf50
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>>81563755>wear sunscreen
>>81563753It's not that bad of one, 800ish
>>81563740yeah was thinking of that thread, i almost said Qatar even, because of the HelperLad post! but that's a different country (i think?)
>hahha>fucking what meant the absurdity of the thing not 'what are you doing' sorry that wasn' clear
i would consider that wealthy, though. but i know wealth doesn't automatically mean happiness, you can still have problems (we all get old, we all die, cancer/accidents care for neither prince nor pauper)
>>81563740Everything is relative I guess. I was once sat on the train with my little one and a couple behind me was having an argument because the lad had spent 30 quid on something football related. His missus was right pissed saying that means we can't afford xyz now! After we got off my lad asks me 'how come they cant afford to buy xyz when they've only spent 30 quid?'. Had to explain to him about different levels of wealth and poverty and make sure he always values money, no matter how much he ends up having.
>>81563764ah nivea body sunscreen mate good call, slathering that on my arms
and none on my legs because i dont wear fucking shorts
>>81563766meh, might have to prostitute myself out on gay onlyfans or just work an extra day, ill get the camera
Definitely lost a fair bit of weight over the past 2 months
>>81563755the only people i want to stay looking youthful are crossies and femboys so i dont care about me
>>81563764Enjoy skin cancer de lad
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Been listening to this loads over the past 3 days. I had it on a loop non-stop all the way to Snowdon. On the way back I did shuffle though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFb-XOUyeOs
>>81563773just dont look at the fact its like 130k due total
fair enough laddy I'll put you in the will when i get one, not like i got a missus or sprog to do it for anyway so you'll do
Internetberg throwing a right wobbler at the minute. Takes 20 seconds to load an image like it's 1999.
>>81563718yeah, that's almost a month's rent. and my landlord needs that money.
imagine being a landlord and not getting 500 quid. and that's from THEIR perspective.
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Had the Apu go out and get some picky bits for lunch. It hot, it weekend, we deserve little treats in life. You can afford nice things when you're gamble free.
>>81563789thats honestly cheaper rent than ive ever had in my life even with housesharing
When is the next britfeel radio?
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wearing suncream is like having a johnnied shag... it's for closet faggots
that will be all
>>81563739>>81563740i am considerably richer than you
i get skin cancer like a real man, or at least i would if i went outside
>>81563805>i am considerably richer than youI doubt that, I could easily drop 500 bong and not even notice it, I'm just curious about your life overall if you're ridiculing people for thinking 500 is a lot of money
I wear factor 50 in my boxroom with the blinds shut. Can't be too careful.
I wonder if Edgbaston wore Sunscreen Sunday
>>81563767Yeah but I don't think it's absurd. Those middle east places are big hubs for flights. Honestly, have a look at places you might want to go to and just do it. there are cheaper places to travel if they interest you and it's definitely worth doing
as
>>81563770 says
>Everything is relative I guess>>81563798fockin ell, imagine the reddit upvotes
Your skin can handle a tan or a burn. Most of the sunscreen slop already has a few carcinogens and forms more when UV light causes chemical reactions. Look at the ingredient list on most of them you can't even pronounce half of it what do you think it's doing on your skin most of it is byproducts of crude oil too
does fire/heat operate in layers? e.g. if i am about to put a really hot plate onto my spacker tray, if there's kitchen towel on it, will it have to burn through the paper before it damages the rubber?
>>81563814I reckon
>>81563805 never had a dad like
>>81563770
2soy
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>I only go out protected
>I only go in protected
>>81563833If it was hot enough to damage your tray then the plate would probably have cracked, combustion and melting/ damage of materials is higher temperatures than a hot plate is going to be. But yes sort of, there is a thermal buffer. You can lift something burning hot with kitchen roll and not burn your hands as long as you don't hold it long enough, I often use ripped kitchen roll to take a really hot bowl out of the microwave after cooking something