Thread 81557767

does your penis stink, anon?

i haven't taken my dick out at all today yet. waiting for the perfect moment.

>>81557842
>the perfect moment
what does that mean.....

>>81557875
>what does that mean.....
may the sweat flow, the stench must permeate, and may the farts be loud.

oh dear...

>>81557767 (OP)
its extremely stinky and sweaty right now. i wish i had a foid here to huff my ball sweat and shove her face in the space between my cock and balls until she smells like me

>>81557767 (OP)
Not really, unless it's really fucking hot outside or if I have recently eaten fried fish.

>>81557767 (OP)
Geez I don't really know you tell me

>>81557767 (OP)
no because i took a shower

>>81557951
oh this is a good image. saved.

>>81557926
I need a moid who forces me to sniff and worship his smelly dick and balls.

>>81559018
kek its even worse right now and after you lap up every drop of dick sweat i'd make you swallow my load so i don't have to clean up. good deal?

>>81559106
That sounds amazing. I hope your cum tastes even worse than the smell. You'd never have to worry about washing up or cleaning up again. I'd gladly worship your unwashed balls and handle any and all clean up.

pls don't have sex in my thread i'm trying to sleep

>>81557767 (OP)
don't think so since your mom always uses mint flavored mouthwash

>>81559154
Wow looks like you're already well trained good girl. I forgot to mention it's pretty hairy too but you wouldn't mind right? I guess it doesn't matter anyways because i'd be keeping you attending to my cock anyways whether you like it or not.
>>81559166
kek too late op this foid has already completely submitted to cock and im not letting her go anytime soon

>>81559274
>I forgot to mention it's pretty hairy too but you wouldn't mind right?
I'm glad. I hope a razor never touches it. Hairy pubes are the best. The hair holds onto sweat and smells, so I'd love to bury my face in it and get a nice whiff. I think it'd also be fun if a few hairs got stuck in my mouth or throat after blowing you, as a fun but gross little reminder of what a degenerate I am.
>I guess it doesn't matter anyways because i'd be keeping you attending to my cock anyways whether you like it or not.
If I ever complain, just shove my face even deeper into your crotch.

>>81557767 (OP)
i havent changed my shorts in about 20 days now. i can smell my cock through my pants. if i go outside for a smoke it wafts through the smoke and pierces my nose.

>>81559377
why aren't you showering are you ok

>>81559274
Oh my goodness this is gold either your the worlds most retarded man, or you like troons

>>81559399
i only do hygiene if i have a social obligation. dont have friends or a job so i dont care to shower or brush my teeth.

>>81559408
its a super common female kink though my ex was like this (who i also met on 4chan)

>>81557767 (OP)
I unironically wish my penis was musky and could accumulate smegma. Instead it's sterile. It sucks having a smegma fetish while being a cutfag.

>>81559462
troons aren't real women

>>81559531
the girls i met were. cope and seethe all u want

>>81557767 (OP)
My mom decided to have a manic episode just as I needed to get ready for my wagecuck job. She wouldn't let me get in the bathroom so I had to go to work without showering for several days. On my way home the cute black girl that sat next to me was periodically holding her nose.

>>81557767 (OP)
Yeah pretty strong stench.

>>81559428
Same, basically never shower unless I know I have to leave my house.
Didn't use to brush my teeth either but after years it caused issues so now I brush it solely for health reasons.