Thread 81559582

Why are faggots and trannies CONSTANTLY trying to "convert" people?
You know, you'd be a lot less hated if you didn't do that, you want people to respect your sexuality but you don't respect theirs.

>>81559582 (OP)
Sorry anon, it's an airtight obligation laid out clear as douche water in the contract the contract they make you sign when you join the Villainous Cabal of Degenerate Faggotry. Gotta convert at least 3 straggots monthly or else they put you in the Bussy Blaster for 69 days (the Manpussy Mangler is currently out of commission.)
If it really bothers you, you can file a complaint with the Cumslut Council but they won't even hear your complaints until you donate at least 5 gallons of your semen. :/

>>81559582 (OP)
Huh? "Trying"?

>>81559817
These stupid ass puns took all my brainpower and it wasn't even funny.