Thread 81567161

> What about you, Anon? Ever been in a relationship?
> No.
> Oh, is that not really your thing?

How do you respond without sounding mad or like a virgin chud, but still make sure that was dumb thing of them to say?

>>81567161 (OP)
The problem is the "no" part. That makes you look like a bitch. If you had at least one (1) you could play it like "yea i tried and thats not for me" and remain as a mysterious chad.

>>81567161 (OP)
"I'm waiting for your dad to die so I can fuck your mom."

>>81567214
> without sounding mad

But let's put this in the maybe box.

>>81567227
Tell me you grew up in this millennium without telling me that you grew up in this millennium.

>>81567198
Normalfags are not dumb enough to believe blatantly obvious cope bullshit like that.

>>81567161 (OP)
Instead of
>No.
how about a lighter sounding
>Nope
And how do I respond?
>No no, that's not it, I just couldn't cause reasons. We all got our downtime yaknow.

>>81567161 (OP)
That pic is edited. The 4th panel has captions that go something like

>This still sucks
>They didn't like me before
>I want to play video games

>>81567420
Meh, I like this better.

>>81567417
And
>but I'm gladly out of that rut now
(If they behave all weird around you from then on for confessing this, you didn't want them anyways. It's a litmus test.)

>>81567264
Tell me you use reddit without blah blahblah.

People just assume I have been, they probably think I'm even a player just by looking at me.
>you have a partner anon?
>no
>ah yeah just having some space right now I see
>... (phew)

I work as a massage therapist and have heard multiple times:
>your wife must be really happy!
>heh... yeh have to work alittle extra at home
>What does your gf think about the massage everyday huh?!
>yeah... I'm just happy to help!

I never had to deal with any of these conversations that go deeper or that prods or doubts me in my life.
Which is good because I'm a 34 year old kissless, gfless, dateless virgin who have never seen a vagina IRL or heard "sex noises" or talked to friends/colleagues/classmates about sex.

does online dating count if i never met them

>>81567161 (OP)
The last time I was asked this I accidentally sperged and went on an incel tangent.

Luckily I was only talking to a normie dude instead of a foid.

>>81567198
Or rather just say it in a way that could imply you had one very intense and traumatizing relationship and people won't ask anymore, it has worked for me. Something like "Yeah but it was a while ago and i don't really wanna talk about it".

never had a gf, i reply with something like "tried it a couple of times, got hurt. i stopped forcing, dating is too hard for me"

>>81567420
I thought that sentiment was still implied, hence the dark eyes.
I still feel shit when hanging out with friends but it's a bit better.

>>81567161 (OP)
>How do you respond without sounding mad or like a virgin chud,
"I didn't meet girl love" you respond
You can nearly physically perceive normies fidgeting. Only "smart response" they have to that is repeating incels Chuds talking points.and they can't go there
They just deflate like punctured balloon "ehhh... Uhhhm...."

>>81567161 (OP)
>I struggled with addiction for over ten years
It's that easy

>>81567287
why not? I have had many relationships but even if I hadn't I could have just said "yeah, had a college gf". That's easy to say because it will never be as easy to date as in college and you could have been with someone from your dorm for a couple months.

>>81567198
This. It's a matter of conversation skills. You don't just say "NO" when someone asks you a question about something you have at least some interest in.

>>81567939
Your initial example was not
>yeah, had a college gf
Which is reasonable. It was
>thats not for me
Which is obvious insecure man cope.

i usually just lie now because friendos like you aren't real friends and don't deserve the truth ever

>>81567161 (OP)
but I am a virgin

>>81567468
Eat my shorts, young man.

>>81567161 (OP)
Things either have a meaning or no meaning.

>>81567161 (OP)
You could always just express yourself clearly and honestly

>>81568510
You are either a fag or not a fag.

>>81567161 (OP)
>> What about you, Anon? Ever been in a relationship?
>Yes! (No)
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>>81567198
why do any of you care in the first place, guys be real

lie
i have several fake past relationships for when people ask
there's a document on my computer with all of them so i dont mix up details
the reason a lot of you people get tripped up with normalfags is that you're too honest while, while normalfags lie every time they open their mouths

>>81567161 (OP)
>Oh, is that not really your thing?
Yes.

>>81568180
>Your initial example
this board needs IDs. I only made one post in this thread.

>>81567161 (OP)
No one would even ask that and it would be assumed you had one after a certain age

>>81567929
Going to try this for my next job interview

>>81567908
What the ESL-ly

>>81567161 (OP)
Who cares
Just say the truth