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Anonymous No.81568288
It's summer solstice and my 50. birthday.
And I still live at my parents house and never had a job or a gf.
Damn, I'm literally doing this since the time when internet didn't existed and an AMIGA was a fancy new computer...
Anonymous No.81568302 >>81568350
Have you at least lost your virginity big bro?
Anonymous No.81568307 >>81568384
Helen De Cruz died. Did you know her?
Anonymous No.81568339 >>81568361
Where do you get your income from?
Anonymous No.81568350
>>81568302
No.
I'm basically Gandalf.
Anonymous No.81568361 >>81568404
>>81568339
My parents have money.
I never learned how to earn money.
In my 20s and 30s I made years of therapy. Then they gave up. 'tismpower.
Anonymous No.81568369 >>81568419
in your long years of life, have you ever seen a ghost?
also, any tips on hitting 40? 30 wasn't so bad.
Anonymous No.81568384
>>81568307
Not that I know...
The last famous dead that hit me was David Bowie.
Anonymous No.81568404 >>81568432
>>81568361
Will that be enough to sustain you for the rest of your days?
Anonymous No.81568419
>>81568369
>in your long years of life, have you ever seen a ghost?
Maybe.
What I have seen for sure is "black eyed people". Some guys write about them in books and say they're not humans.
>also, any tips on hitting 40? 30 wasn't so bad.
Not really. People stop seeing you as young. For me that was a good thing.
Anonymous No.81568432 >>81568453
>>81568404
I guess so. I'm vaxxed and very sick, and will probably die in 2 or 3 years from cancer.
Anonymous No.81568453 >>81568476 >>81568485
>>81568432
Damn, I guess your parents are not very happy about how your turned out.
Anonymous No.81568476
>>81568453
>I guess your parents are not very happy about how your turned out
No. I was their only try. Bad luck is bad.
Anonymous No.81568485
>>81568453
But at least I'm not a gay liberal, lol.
Anonymous No.81568493 >>81568517
I'm 51.
I tendered resignation of my jerb last December because of their DEI policy. Then in my last week, they announced that the HR ebony goddess had won an award in DEI. I blasted her as a fraud and DEI as a "curse".
So, I'll probably not be getting many job offers in this state soon.
I'm basically praying for a military reaction and the mass firing of all DEI personnel.
Anonymous No.81568517
>>81568493
>I'm basically praying for a military reaction
If the Deagle report is even faintly right, you will get much more than you asked for...
Anonymous No.81568645
15 years of 4chan have turned me into a Nazi :)
Having dinner with guests was panic-fuel for my parents when I was at the table.
ask_me_about_the_jews.t-shirt
:D
But I learned to behave. Constant trouble with your family isn't worth it.
Anonymous No.81568668
I'm nearly 40, but I look like I'm in my late 20s or so because of no sun damage and not being fat. Also I will be moving out of my parents' house soon and will try to become a chef. I was completely out of my mind in my 20s and depressed in my 30s but lately my mind has been more clear, don't know why.
Anonymous No.81568686 >>81568716
I dont believe you OP but if thats true thats funny
Anonymous No.81568716
>>81568686
>I dont believe you OP
That's ok.
>but if thats true thats funny
Is it?
Anonymous No.81569025
Not a single "happy birthday, Anon". :(
The current state of 4chan.
Good night, zoomerkids.