Any other bots wish they were a vampire or other cool mythical creature?
knowing my luck i'd probably just end up a nosferatu anyway

>>81569301 (OP)
i wish vampires were real
>young and beautiful forever
>autistically eat only one type of food
>stay up all night
>might get cool powers

No. Everyone around me eats too much garlic

I wish I was a loli vampire

yes ive been obsessed with vampires my entire life

>>81569349
they are very cool but also comfy

>>81569301 (OP)
vampire never appealed to me, I always wanted to be a warlock or a sorcerer or something. Like low magic, though.

>>81569301 (OP)
I love vampires I'd love to be some 1000 year old nocturnal fiend who lives in isolation

>>81569301 (OP)
>knowing my luck id probably just end up as a nosferatu
Nosferatu would be the one better clans.

>>81569380
what type of schemes would you come up with?

>>81569380
>neet but supernatural

>>81569301 (OP)
I wish I was a chad Toreador

>>81569393
but they look bad and smell funny

>>81569409
I look bad and smell funny now. So what?

>>81569346
Most excellent taste

>>81569301 (OP)
I wish i was a Space Marine

>>81569421
but now you will be supernaturally bad looking and smelly and live forever while being looking bad and smelly

I promise ill feed her

>>81569452
With my supernaturally bad looking and smelly nosbros while we shitpost on the internet forever.

>>81569394
I'd just creep around at night sleep in a coffin, prey on young women.
Maybe I'd buy myself a castle with all the money collected over years of being alive.

>*bleh bleh*
>now the fembots will think i'm cool >:)

>>81569500
Halo LAN parties with the nosbros

>>81569532
>only plays halo:ce for 1000 years

>>81569530
that's literally how weirdoes got foids in the 90s tho

>>81569301 (OP)
Oh fuck, are vampires cool again? I remember getting so into that crap many years ago because I wanted to shag goth girls. Looking back it seems cringey as fuck, and yet perversely I miss those days.

>>81569680
>Oh fuck, are vampires cool again?
if it's being posted here then no

>>81569301 (OP)
I wish supernatural creatures were so I could hunt them with my buddies while drinking beer and listening pagan metal

vampires are so fucking awesome

>>81569734
Pagans would be furfags if supernatural creatures were real.

>>81569301 (OP)
Yes.
>knowing my luck i'd probably just end up a nosferatu anyway
The r9k clan, lol. I hope that I would at least end up as a malkavian.

You know /r9k/ is shit when a vampire thread dies with 29 replies.

>>81570574
we get pire threads to bump limit on /a/ nonstop

>>81569301 (OP)
I enjoyed VtmB.

currently having a fantastic time playing Mount & Blade: Fire & Sword:

>riding my horsey and one shotting the units in the enemy army

yeehaw, cow girl!

>>81570574

media for your vampire fix:

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Dio seasons
The Vampire Diaries (yes really)
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Blade 1 & 2
The Underworld movies
Anne Rice novels

>>81569301 (OP)
I wish I was a werewolf

>>81570595
I've seen /k/ and /fit/ have vampire threads get more replies than this one.
>>81570605
Crazy how you didn't name a single good piece of vampire media. Jojo manga mogs the hell out of the anime btw.

>>81570605
>said all those names
>forgot to mention Vampire the masquerade
Cringe.

>>81570624
what. Ian Somerhalder is peak vampire kino. The Originals (vampire Diaries spinoff) is also good
>>81570629
the original VtM game? i actually played it and own it, it's ok, it bugs out a lot because it's so old. VtmB is definitely better but VtM has some cool lore.

but again - Mount & Blade: Sword & Fire, yo! im popping these dudes from my horsey, my character is a cute girl named Darla (from Buffy/Angel, kek)

>>81570662
>the original VtM game?
The ttrpg from World of Darkness.

>>81569301 (OP)
Depends on what vampires you're talking about.
Modern reimagination which is just pale humans with superpowers whose only real weakness is sunlight (optional)? Sure. Mythological vampires who are cursed and deformed monstrosities who are half sentient and feast on human flesh? No.
>other cool mythical creature?
Centaur. Pic related.

>>81570681
oh. its extremely hard to find people who play the WoD tabletop. i never played it, but even in nerd circles WoD is extremely niche. i did read the WoD lore though.

you can find some cool cosplay on Steam if you look at pictures for VtMB.

but anyway - MOUNT & BLADE: Sword & Fire! my pistol goes pop pop pop!

>>81569301 (OP)
Being a Nos honestly sounds pretty good minus the smelly sewer. Tremere would be awesome.

>>81571211
but only the Ventrue and Brujah clans can use Celerity. if i cant pop vampire haste and go Ichi the Killer on everything then where's the fun?!

>>81571211
I'd wanna be a Brujah or Ban haqim but odds are i'd end up a noz or schizoid shizo Malkavian