Did you get the traditional college experience?

>>81572494 (OP)
actually, such parties are highly highly selective on who is allowed to enter. a bad apple ruins the whole batch.

>>81572494 (OP)
Fuck no, and normies are hyper exclusive about that kind of thing. If it happened, you wouldn't know because they all just lie about it to prevent their parents or authority figures form knowing they are underaged drinking.

My college experience was sitting in the dorm on 4chan being not-invited anywhere and the only friends I had were sitting in the dorms on 4chan or playing WoW.

>>81572494 (OP)
nah, i was busy studying. my current wife went to these parties though, she even kept a photo book and still goes out with some of the old gang sometimes! im not invited of course but i bet they get up to a lot of kid mischief haha.

>>81572494 (OP)
That chick is probably married with kids now.

>>81572494 (OP)
american college culture is so fucking wild to me if it is anything like how it is portrayed in films. that being said i did go skinny dipping with maybe 50 other people, which is probably the most "college" experience ive had to date.

>>81572494 (OP)
l went to an art college so these parties didn't exist.
I did get into some interesting shenanigans though


>in college I sat in a fat girl's lap naked and sucked her tit while her boyfriend watched.

>A friend showed me his girlfriends tits

>A girl twerked in front of her boyfriend and I.

>I cucked someone

>>81572826
sounds like everyone was into cucking at this school

>>81572919
its an art college, what do you expect anon.

>>81572925
idk I never went to one

Just finished my first semester. All I did was drive to class everyday and then drive back. Made no friends, talked to zero girls, was miserable the whole time. I'm doing engineering so most of my classes are all guys, I had one gen ed class with girls but the opportunity just never came up, I mean I don't see anyone else going up and talking to girls after class so I don't know really know how that's supposed to happen. Honestly I've given up on girls, it would just be nice at this point to at least have some friends. I think I'm pretty socially competent, I can usually make people laugh if I try, but I have no idea how to turn that into a friendship. It seems to me like nobody else has to think about this stuff this hard, why am I always alone? Why do I always get left behind? I hate my life.

>>81572774
the past is the past incel. she's a born again virgin that goes to church now.

>>81572774
You know this is from a well known porno, right? Layla something, I have it on my old macbook still.

>>81572494 (OP)
fucking racist bitches

>>81573436
>the past is the past incel
No its not you dumb kike
>>81573479
And like I said shes probably married wiht kids like most porn whores are which is horrific.

>>81572501
>Sorry anon, you just don't have the muscles required to lift a naked women by her legs while she drinks beer from a tube
>We also prefer someone with at least 5 years of experience

lived in a dorm surrounded by normies for a year and a half, ending in a suicide attempt (though there were other personal issues at the time, it can't have helped)
finished out my undergrad education commuting to (a different) night school and honestly was better for it although there were a couple things there I would've liked to be involved in if I lived closer