Thread 81572904 - /r9k/ [Archived: 813 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:51:41 AM No.81572904
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>Drank so much my tolerance reset and one beer gets be blasted
Thank you Jesus, he has blessed me with an opportunity to rebuild my tolerance like a prestige from Call of Duty
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:19:17 AM No.81573040
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that never happens and you're an alcoholic
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:25:13 AM No.81573055
>>81572904 (OP)
>>81573040
Yeah if that happened that's actually a miracle. The only way to reset you tolerance from alcohol is to stop drinking and completely detox (could be a month) .

And your tolerance increases faster every time you start drinking again after each detox
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:41:16 AM No.81573122
how is that even medically possible
i drank too much in the past so now i need a fifth of 40%abv or a 24 pack to get me pissed proper even if i havent drank in weeks
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:52:18 AM No.81573173
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>>81572904 (OP)
Turns out you're an android and the variable to hold your tolerance value is an signed integer that overflowed from you being a raging alcoholic for longer than the programmer (God) had anticipated to be possible, otherwise he would have either used more bits to hold that value or programmed a hard cap.
Don't freak out and I want to remind you that you're bound by the 3 laws of robotics.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:53:34 AM No.81573176
>>81573122
his organs are shot
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:54:33 AM No.81573180
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>>81572904 (OP)
Have you considered it might be liver failure?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:36:09 PM No.81574210
>>81572904 (OP) Don't lie, wrongdoer.

(90) O you who have believed, indeed, intoxicants, gambling, [sacrificing on] stone alters [to other than Allah], and divining arrows are but defilement from the work of Satan, so avoid it that you may be successful.
https://quranenc.com/en/browse/english_saheeh/5