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Anonymous No.81572904 >>81573055 >>81573173 >>81573180 >>81574210
>Drank so much my tolerance reset and one beer gets be blasted
Thank you Jesus, he has blessed me with an opportunity to rebuild my tolerance like a prestige from Call of Duty
Anonymous No.81573040 >>81573055
that never happens and you're an alcoholic
Anonymous No.81573055
>>81572904 (OP)
>>81573040
Yeah if that happened that's actually a miracle. The only way to reset you tolerance from alcohol is to stop drinking and completely detox (could be a month) .

And your tolerance increases faster every time you start drinking again after each detox
Anonymous No.81573122 >>81573176
how is that even medically possible
i drank too much in the past so now i need a fifth of 40%abv or a 24 pack to get me pissed proper even if i havent drank in weeks
Anonymous No.81573173
>>81572904 (OP)
Turns out you're an android and the variable to hold your tolerance value is an signed integer that overflowed from you being a raging alcoholic for longer than the programmer (God) had anticipated to be possible, otherwise he would have either used more bits to hold that value or programmed a hard cap.
Don't freak out and I want to remind you that you're bound by the 3 laws of robotics.
Anonymous No.81573176
>>81573122
his organs are shot
Anonymous No.81573180
>>81572904 (OP)
Have you considered it might be liver failure?
Anonymous No.81574210
>>81572904 (OP) Don't lie, wrongdoer.

(90) O you who have believed, indeed, intoxicants, gambling, [sacrificing on] stone alters [to other than Allah], and divining arrows are but defilement from the work of Satan, so avoid it that you may be successful.
https://quranenc.com/en/browse/english_saheeh/5